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Mobsync: White men find practical solutions to problems while black men run to churches and start shouting, "Holy Ghost fire". Even the Bible said, "Heaven helps those who help themselves". Our own "help" to ourselves is by running to church and mosques to ask for help; an irony.

No wonder that while pastors are flying in private jets, living in exotic mansions and rolling in expensive autos, the "flock" are busy pricing dunlop slippers at Yaba.

pls sorry to ask can u pls tell me the verse in the bible which says heaven help those who help themselves.....cos i can't see it in my bible

Musediq66: Name: AMUDA SAMUEL ADENIYI

Reg. No.: 47356177je

PUTME Score: 48%

hw far am i good to go i got 205 in jamb going 4 bus admin

Please help me check 47356177je

Mine was march 20 2011 cos ui lost my dad sinse then i never cry ooo

D fear of darkness

Shey make i begin dey cry? Abi make i dey laugh?

Story 4 d gods

A fool sayeth in his heart that there is no God

sonOfLucifer: The foolish sons of yahweh, empty and ignorant as ever.

Oh, that your brain be seized and given to the ants.

mtcheeew

Abeg na watin ghana carry?

My Dad is yoruba from Oyo state while my mum z from south south cross river

While u.s.a are doing yanga with their yeye medicine china has sent aid to african soil......if na issue of gay marriage now we go hear u.s.a poking into our own affair.

CoolHunk: Where is the common sense in this thread? Who forced you to eat monkeys and fruit bats?

my friend park well joor so u mean only those that ate bat nd monkeys are liable of contracting the disease abi? How about contracting it from another person that has the disease.

Fellow Nigerians, I became suddenly suspicious when I listened to the news of the recovery of the American Doctor who contracted the Ebola virus while treating a patience in Liberia. I smear a vicious conspiracy when I examined the following facts:
First, I learnt that Professor Maurice Iwu has been carrying out research in AMERICA on the efficacy of bitter kola in fighting viral infections. So, how did he so soon know that bitter kola can cure Ebola virus when it has not cured HIV/AIDS?
Second, an AMERICO-LIBERIAN who had no business or family in Nigeria and who knew fully well that he has the virus flew to Nigeria simply to die and infected several people well over 70 on his way. I asked myself why come to Nigeria when you know the deadly nature of the virus you carry, even against the advise of your wife?
Third and most important, only the American Doctor who was flown back to the USA in a Presidential colourful ceremony is now responding to treatment. Don't you think it's a very good marketing strategy?
I smell a huge conspiracy! Just this morning, our Minister of Health said he has contacted the Hospital that treated the American doctor in America and they have promised to help. How? Certainly by awarding several billions of dollars of our scarce resources to cure patients!
I smell a rat! Where did the hospital in America suddenly got the medicine to treat the American doctor when the Ebola virus is new and it is associated with bushmeat in Africa? It appears there was an expectation of something from an experiment of which we were not aware of.
Chai! There is God ooo!

Yea with time we'll surpass hollywood

I'lll comment when i wake from sleep

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I had been trying to upload other images but the above is what I have been getting. moderators please why is this so?

d tin say make u go home now.....abi u no know ur house?

nedu2000: hahahaha!I never repeated a class o & I represented st finbarr's at cowbell's maths competition

hmmm i see..hope u won't mind teaching me mathematics

Check yourself you're probably a blockhead when u were young like your child...... I think with time he'll improve like you, maybe the child inherit it 4rm u

[quote author=FruityLass]lol........iife omi [/quoteyea this sound better

[quote author=FruityLass]lol........iife omi [/quoteyea this better

KiddaBlingzz: Ncup

pronounced as "incup"

eeeh which language is that?

FruityLass: Iife imu omi in Yoruba

haaa that's too long now

Please i've been trying to know the translation of "cup" in my native language but i can't remember so nairalanders what do u call cup in your native language?