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You saw a laptop of 97K. You didn't have the cash, so you borrowed 50K from your Mum and 50K from your Dad. Total = 100K.You bought the laptop which left you with 3K change. You gave ur Dad 1K and your Mum 1K and kept the other 1K to yourself.Now you owe your Mum 49K and your Dad 49K. But 49K+49K = 98K + your 1K kept = 99K.Where is the missing 1K?

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Fresia01: dat guy shud come marry me if he is good, handsome and a good runner!!! cus am cute!!!

yea i'm better, i'm d most handsome, and i run faster than usain bolt...

That's nice....... (i no read the post at all) i just cum mark register

lomprico: On my way to work this morning there was a mild traffic jam just at the round about along airport road. as we were waiting for the timariv fellow controlling the traffic to pass our vehicle, we heard siren with police men threatening motorists with guns and whipping some with koboko(which is a common thing in PH) just to clear the road for 'whoever' to pass.
people in the cab i boarded were already cursing on whoever the politician there were escorting is when lo and behold we saw dipper life buses and jeeps. That was when realized that the MOG was coming to town today! my question now is why all the security protocols, its this same people that will tell u not to take panadol to cure a headache but instead you should have faith in God to heal u! just saying!

what's ur point?

Watin concern me... My own na 2 collect bag of rice 4rm both candidate

I love my country Nigeria, we are uniquely different, i love the yorubas,Igbos, Hausas and other ethnic groups......

Vegasailin: Idiot.your destiny has been photoshoped by satan cos you can't appreciate good thing

i wont get offended cos i know u're one of those lunatics that escape from yaba left last night.

Photoshoped
nice artistic work kudos 2 u @op

Oya make i do quick go marry me self want born pikin no i mean child.....

Emmaesty: Yobo has retired, Mikel has lost all confidence and who dafuq is Uchebo?

Uchebo the guy woth the flavour looks orbetter still ask google.

With the likes of Mikel, yobo and that flavour guy uchebo we can scale through

@ op i can help u but first did she use the same finger print for the bio metric registration?

Wow i hope this wouldn't be another covenant uni..... Anyway nice move from the man i hold in high esteem

Why is this on front page are they the first school to release their post utme form? Other schools have been releasing theirs yet are not on front page so why Unn?

Mine is mikel he tried and yobo even tho he scored an own goal

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benromeo39: this guy sha, u had d mind to take eba to school. Was it a public school?

private school i took eba and egusi soup.... That day ehn i hear ammm

Imanuelle: Olee, you think say I blind?

Go market jhor, and commot that card wey you take nyash siddon ontop, before I vex for you!

na me dey next set ooooo

The day i brought eba to school.

Chai nepa oooooooo

Totophobia, bokoharamphobia

I've dated both chubby and slim ladies but i'll say both are ok just depend on the personality.any of them will go 4 me....

Missjargo: It depends on d kinds of guys. If they r agberos, I will simply put on my earpiece. I will just walk past like there is no one in d world as I listen to my fav song. If they r cute guys, I will adjust properly and slowly catwalk my thing jare

lol what if they are rich agberos?

Na watin we want call dis one again? Na only God fit save us 4 dis dungeon wey we dey.

I no know why some pple just no wan respect their old age.....chai na mad pple full nairalandoooooo