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Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 4:20pm On Nov 05, 2015
kayce911:
Obasanjo advised Mr President to get it right within the first three months but that didn't happen.
I'm not saying the change will happen immediately but at least a step in the right direction will leave us with little hope. what do we see ? we see lies,denial of campaign promises,political war,witch hunting, lopesided/tribalistic appointments,falling economy etc

I see no future in this government
Lol, ok noted bro
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 3:35pm On Nov 05, 2015
kayce911:
sometimes I wonder what restructuring means.....let's stop deluding ourselves this government is confused.
Lol am going to save this your word and message and in four years wld take on this again. Reme, not all decision and eye view from the passenger seat is same from the driver seat. Me too have my reservation but hey, that what make us 9ja Hope all the way bro.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 3:32pm On Nov 05, 2015
draper:
Our prospect is to see the programme come to play but the nigeria spirit of tortoise and millipede is yet to be casted out.
Lol.. but u should still know even the tortoise and millipedes both slow get their objectives right if you take time to watch why they came out in the first place. Lol, patient my bro, what wld be would be.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 3:30pm On Nov 05, 2015
ethene:
@samokoduwa one thing I like abt ur person is that u make us hopeful whenevr it seems as if our hope is getting blink. But my question is this ' hope the wait is worth it, as in hope they would eventually call at least 60-70% of those that applied and possibly engage them after the training'?
I can't give that 60 to 70% wld be call, my source only assured me which is us that the programme is still in full, as u know the ministerial retreat is on going. So very soon most wld smile.
PoliticsRe: Amaechi: PDP Senators Reject Confirmation by samokoduwa(m): 7:53am On Nov 04, 2015
lisimmo:
they had better come to terms with reality.

Amaechi the Lion of Ubima
.

Abeg add minister of Niger Delta so dey wld know water don pass garri. Let see what dey wld say abi they no want development, lol.... abeg profile people n give Niger delta to river. Make dey bring bucket to cry, lol....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 7:45am On Nov 04, 2015
Lol... I see the pain of most, so does presidency, be rest assured it wld hold, the ministerial list is out once that is done, restructuring of all other mda n commission. Then it wld happen reme not one recruitment, has been carried out yet becos of restructuring all on standby mode anytime soon, so all should just be ready, anytime soon. That all I can say.
RomanceRe: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by samokoduwa(m): 1:44am On Nov 03, 2015
frankcris:
Actually it depends on ur definition of a virgin...like me, I've had sex but not alot so i still consider myself a virgin...i intended to reach a certain amount before i can say am no longer a Virgin.
Lol... never a dull moment, lol...
PoliticsRe: Market Women In Rivers State Protest Nullification Of Wike's Election (photos) by samokoduwa(m): 6:03pm On Oct 29, 2015
PoliticsRe: PDP Senators Walk Out As Senate Confirms Amaechi As Minister (Photos) by samokoduwa(m): 6:00pm On Oct 29, 2015
Mrsprof:
Let them go na. Who send them? Mstew
I begin to wonder this where our tax money is going. All pdp should be recall back to their state. Matter dey court they want to play God. Pmb said this who he want to work with. They say no, why not grant. Pdp has miss their stand. A pity n a shame to those member.
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Amaechi After Ministerial Confirmation by samokoduwa(m): 5:55pm On Oct 29, 2015
kaycid77:
PDP senators really drain this GUY grin grin grin grin grin grin

But the battle is not yet won...Now Buhari's integrity is at stake. wink
Pmb wld shine, let him get minister of Niger Delta and see how he wld raise and the walk out guys wld beg for walk in. What God has started he wld finished. Abeg pmb should bring profile on the ministerial confirmation by sun so new month, all haters go cry more. PDP not a wise move.
PoliticsRe: PDP Senators Walk Out As Senate Confirms Amaechi As Minister (Photos) by samokoduwa(m): 5:50pm On Oct 29, 2015
olokfor:
[img]http://3.bp..com/-heijWJWDbZ0/VjI4m3fffuI/AAAAAAAHIg8/DPs3TVdPskY/s1600/1.jpg[/img]

PDP senators in the senate this afternoon staged a walk out over Rotimi Amaechi's ministerial confirmation. The PDP senators are against his nomination and believe he should not be confirmed as there's a corruption case against him.

[img]http://3.bp..com/-wlhbZ4U5bAU/VjI4nELT1YI/AAAAAAAHIhA/17LO3rcya5s/s1600/2.jpg[/img]

http://www.metronaija.com/2015/10/photos-pdp-senators-walk-out-as-senate.html
A pity, that they did what a small child wld not do. Let pmb make him minister of Niger Delta. Shame, pdp has loss focus
PoliticsRe: Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi Confirmed As A Minister by samokoduwa(m): 4:45pm On Oct 29, 2015
Big shame to pdp. Abeg pmb should give him minister of Niger Delta, make them cry for extra walk out on all project to come. The people is bigger than pdp.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend & I Want Abortion, Mature Advise Needed! Help A Brother! by samokoduwa(m): 8:51am On Oct 29, 2015
Are u guys for real, now nairaland is a mode of telling how to get abortion effectively. Na wa. Nothing u wld not see in 9ja.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Saw 3 Missed Call From 08024735000 by samokoduwa(m): 6:26am On Oct 29, 2015
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RomanceRe: My Girlfriend & I Want Abortion, Mature Advise Needed! Help A Brother! by samokoduwa(m): 2:49am On Oct 29, 2015
fromnigeria:
Seriously speaking, Unprotected sex means you're ready for any result.
I hate abortion of any form. You should too.
Please take her as she is right now.
Let the pregnancy be.
In full support, what really were u expecting, that some one wld give u a well effective confirmed drughuh Bro, since u have try n it did not work, which was wrong, another add couple on the way, being a father is not bad, since you love her. So because u had a girl condom is not in ur dictionary, na wa. Abeg carry cross. I advise dnt do any D or C cos if complication comes, u have a bigger wahala with family and police, then u wld know what jail and no freedom look like.
PoliticsRe: S’court Ruling: Nobody Can Steal My Mandate, Says Wike by samokoduwa(m): 8:41am On Oct 28, 2015
teepsee:
Can someone wake this man up
It really fun," The voice of the people is the voice of God and the people have spoken; it is Wike or no one.” just in imagine, only the way he spoke. Na wa
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Who Know 0797 As A Phone Number by samokoduwa(op): 6:17pm On Oct 25, 2015
moshoodable:
It's useless Telecom recorded call advert and have nothing to do with job. I received calls from them in the last two weeks.
Thks over appreciate, was thinking I missed a good job offer. Thks again
Jobs/VacanciesPlease Who Know 0797 As A Phone Number by samokoduwa(op): 4:02pm On Oct 25, 2015
The said no called twice on different days, try calling back but does not go through, any ideal who they are?
PoliticsRe: Guber Tribunal Judgement: We’ve Been Vindicated – Rivers APC by samokoduwa(m): 6:59pm On Oct 24, 2015
Mogidi:
Wike is going no where until the appeal.


www.nairaland.com/attachments/2994520_csfkgqjukaawon_pngfabce51d82e98a1a89d80f3c067673c4
Why dont dey do like former president accept and do a rerun, all this appeal would be state resources. Abeg EFCC should be on standby. All these lawyer are just bring laws to prolong, why not tell wike to handover. It only in 9ja leaders would force to lead. Rivers resources is threatening cos development now wld be put to legal resources for one man desire. Take an example of JONATHAN’S
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by samokoduwa(m): 3:34pm On Oct 22, 2015
forkadict:
LOL

Dude! na wa o.

The medicals na moi moi. No big deal at all.

You will submit samples for tests. What tests? I cant divulge. But you will submit samples and a medical doctor will physically examine you.

No biggie at all. trust me on this.
Thanks, I appreciate. Congrt again
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by samokoduwa(m): 1:23pm On Oct 22, 2015
forkadict:
Advert - September 2013

Online Test- April 25 2014

Interview - October 13th to 20th (or so) 2014.

Notification of outcome of Interview - April 30th 2015

Confirmation of interest and availability mail - October 5th 2015

Invite for pre employment medical examination - October 20th 2015.

I hope this helps.

Cheers bro.
Congrt again, so I presume ur medical was done, what were the test carried out.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 3:01pm On Oct 15, 2015
Josephnice:
the thunder wey go fire u still dey take tramadol. Mtshw opportunist
Lol people body dey hot o, lol.....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m):
ethene:
@Samokoduwa what do u have 2 tell us? U told us that b4 PMB's first 100 days in office we would have heard from NDDC after which u said we shud be patient till the independent speech of Mr President. It is 13 days after independence we are yet to hear from NDDC; do u have any gist for us?
Lol... that what make 9ja so unique and unpredictable. The project has not been forgotten, as you are aware 18 confirm minister so great hope. Source from presidency is quite but be rest assured they wld call soon since most cabinet is a done deal. Just be patience, that the news here.
PoliticsRe: Senators Give Terms For Confirming Ministers by samokoduwa(m): 8:56am On Oct 07, 2015
J
byrron:
• May reject incomplete list, screen Buhari for petroleum slot
• To refer corruption petitions against nominees to EFCC, ICPC

AS the Senate today, unveils the ministerial list it received from President Muhammadu Buhari last Thursday, some senators have provided insight into how the screening and confirmation of nominees would be done.

Some of them, who spoke on the terms and conditions that would guide the screening at the National Assembly yesterday hinted that the upper legislative chamber would adopt stringent measures in line with the provisions of the Constitution.

The senators made it clear that any list that does not cover the 36 states of the Federation will meet serious opposition on the floor.

A People’s Democratic Party (PDP) senator, representing Abia North, Mao Ohuabunwa, said the list of ministerial nominees is expected to be complete in line with the Constitution.

“The Constitution does not support appointment of ministers in batches. Every state must be represented but if the number is not complete, some of us may raise constitutional issues. If we have to wait for another three months for him to send another list comprising representatives of other states, it means those states would be non-functional,” he said.

On petitions against some nominees, Ohuabunwa noted such issues would not be ignored in the process of screening.

According to him, since the present administration of All Progressives Congress (APC) would want to be remembered for curbing corruption, it would be counter-productive to overlook any allegations of corruption leveled against any nominee.

He said: “This government would want to be remembered for fighting corruption and so, it will be unacceptable that the Senate sees a strong petition alleging corruption and ignores it.

“Even if it means writing the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) or Independent Corrupt Practices Commission (ICPC) to give us a report, we will do so.”


According to him, screening is not a tea party and only trusted nominees with serious and in-depth knowledge would be confirmed.

On the issue of usual style of asking some nominees to ‘take a bow and go,’ Ohuabunwa said it was assumed that the upper chamber would be guided by the Constitution and the rules of the Senate.

“We have resolved to be stringent. Whosoever would be coming should be someone who has a track record. Being a former lawmaker shows you are qualified but you will still be expected to answer some questions,” he stated.

He added that though senators or governors may not have made input in the nomination, the screening would nevertheless be done in accordance with the laws of the federation.

“We may not have made input in the appointment, the screening would be done in accordance with the law and if any nominee has any skeleton in his cupboard, we will send him back to the President,” he said.

Speaking on a report that the President might want to be the Minister of Petroleum, Ohuabunwa said: “He can supervise ministries but cannot be a minister because if he is, he must be screened and approved by the Senate.”

The Chairman of the Senate Ad-hoc Committee on Publicity, Senator Dino Melaye had said that the screening of ministerial nominees will not be business as usual.

Dino had said: “In our screening of ministers, it will not be business as usual. The era of take a bow and go is over. The right people will be made ministers without any political or religious considerations.”

http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/2015/10/senators-give-terms-for-confirming-ministers/
Everyone has been saying the pmb list is a shame, but if you think deep, pmb is a very smart president, we all know he was placed with some questions able character for fund. So it proper they serve, so he put their names so that he is not held accountable by the character, if assembly clear them fine else the assembly wld flush them out for him. I just pray the assembly leave up and keep to their word. If any is found wanting, sent name back to pmb. For me it a nice move, am just wondering why spoke man of apc wld be in the list. Lol... pmb is smart president. He know what he is doing.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Awkward Job Interview Question:what Is The Best Answer For This by samokoduwa(m): 8:39am On Oct 07, 2015
avasweet:
Lolzzzzz....i don laugh my teeth commot. Nairalander Una bad ooo

Person cum help Una post interview question Una yab am

Btw I think "reme" is "remember'' am jst guessing ooo
Lol... u are right, I think being a nairalander is plus, cos you get to meet all kind of people, and test your maturity when being yap, it cool. That what make us 9ja so unique. I hail Nairalander BTIME.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Awkward Job Interview Question:what Is The Best Answer For This by samokoduwa(m): 7:00am On Oct 07, 2015
ggirl4real:
Lmao

Me sef dey confuse for here!!!

Reme ko Remi ni, Na Brazilian hairhuh (on a lighter note)
Lol... then a pity do have a great day. I rest my case.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Awkward Job Interview Question:what Is The Best Answer For This by samokoduwa(m): 8:09pm On Oct 06, 2015
yorex2011:
An eagle, fast and detail oriented, a bird that in order to avoid the rain, flies above the clouds.
Lol...I have a feeling we are not detail on question animal. Bird is not an animal. Eagle fly above all bird but not above the clouds. So u wld rather avoid work load n give excuses than to work. The way you answer wld give an edge to the applicant or lose rating. Based on experience such question are asked when the applicant happen to be rated high n decision has to be made. But it a good choice sha...lol
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Awkward Job Interview Question:what Is The Best Answer For This by samokoduwa(m): 8:04pm On Oct 06, 2015
DollyB:
There is not right answer or wrong answer to that kid of question.
I totally disagree, reme interview is not about passing or failing but getting to know if you can handle situation out the box. As far it asked in an interview, there is a prefer answer on rating an individual and a no no not qualified for the job. Such question are common these days. Is like saying tell me about your self, wld you say there is no right and wrong answer?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Awkward Job Interview Question:what Is The Best Answer For This by samokoduwa(m): 8:00pm On Oct 06, 2015
hexy40:
I will be a higher animal(HUMAN) lol
Lol.... that if human are animal, ... lol if mammals I for support. Lol but it a good logic sha..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Awkward Job Interview Question:what Is The Best Answer For This by samokoduwa(m): 6:01pm On Oct 06, 2015
Greyworld:
If the interviewer doesn't know what a Sloth is then I think I should interview whoever interviewed him/her before employment.
Yes that wld have been nice but it you that is in the hot seat, n if I was I wld humble sorry I don't get explore my thot. Then you just did a knowledge bet with ur suppose top mgt. Then you better be smart how you handle situation from there. But if you got nothing to lose then dare them.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Awkward Job Interview Question:what Is The Best Answer For This by samokoduwa(m): 5:58pm On Oct 06, 2015
funkyglitz:
For me I tink it depends on the type of job and the responsibility if its an oil company and includes offshore wateva I wil prefer 2 be a fish...lolzzzzzz
Lol... Reme the question animal. U can't be a fish, if they let u slide n smile n ask why. Everyone love fish so with the weakness of fish apart to swim if catch on net then what, if carry to land then what happen? Reme they are testing you ability to think outside the box.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Awkward Job Interview Question:what Is The Best Answer For This by samokoduwa(m): 5:52pm On Oct 06, 2015
Greyworld:
Sloth..........single sloth may be home to moths, beetles, cockroaches, ciliates, fungi, and algae.
Lol..... Reme the question animal, u remind me of my first interview with zenith bank, I was chatting with all, I know I mess up I finally said, I know am the right person for the job" pls accept me" they all brust laf, till date I nor heard from zenith o, lol....

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