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Family › Re: Would You Go To An Ex's Wedding? by samokoduwa(m): 5:06am On Sep 07, 2015

freecocoa:
I don't know her.

It normal for a wife to asked the husband to invite his ex as a proof of her know if he has closed the chapter or not. For such to happen, it only tell the wife has her own fear of the man past and she is trying to act the mature one even deep down she does not want to. The question is? If deep down u know, u have end the past and no string of such, yes go n get a gift and dress the way n act the way u act. But if u still do, take a rain cheque, if it becos of old friend to meet, then sorry, u friend are there for a wedding not for u, u can always meet them at a more comfortable zone.

Your going is cos nothing involved. If for any reason u have feeling or plan to over dress to be the side attraction, then u mortgage ur future and u wld remain unhappy the "Mr Right" wld be come a mirage.

But if deep down nothing, go it a proof to know u too have ended, closed the chapter and you have moved on for good.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 10:50am On Sep 06, 2015

kayce911:
is first school leaving cert part of the necessary documents

One of the minimum requirements is ssce, first school leaving cert. Dat wld be primary sch right, nope. Mini was ssce and max is phd or abi another degree high pass phd, lol

I know of someone that apply with master degree self, lol

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Seplat Graduate Trainee Program by samokoduwa(m): 8:22am On Sep 06, 2015

SOLARPOWER1:
what's the email

http://seplatpetroleum.com/careers/meet-our-people/
Wld give u the needed email

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 6:01am On Sep 06, 2015

evans2015:
@Samokoduwa,

Pls do u have idea of the criteria that states used to sort the Names that they sent to head office?

It varies from state to state, but be rest assured it was not strictly on oil community in a state. As far u submitted all valid required document. It at the discretion of the state commission to bring the names and forward to head office. It a new month, so soon all wld smile. Let God handle the matter now. Nothing is impossible for God, bro

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 10:41pm On Sep 05, 2015

ethene:
@Samokoduwa, u have always talked abt PMB's first 100 days in office that the shortlisted names would be out b4 his first 100 days in office; today marks PMB's first 100 days in office and we are yet to see any list and u have not made any comment since today. What do u have to tell us? We need updates cos we see u as an insider.

The same 100 days u are seeing am seeing, the names wld be out, that all I can tell. Shortlisted have been done, anytime soon.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 1:33pm On Sep 04, 2015

smithsydny:
sister am sorry if I offended you ooooo.. but life is unpredictable u can never say.. maybe were u submitted hmmm.. again am sorry. no vex.. safe

Abeg accept smithsydny message o, if all 9ja admit fault, we go move fr@ developing to developed nation. We are going there. No vex too traecey. Na delta lady u be o, relax bro n sis. The name is sorting n shortlisted so whether u comment good or bad, the list go come.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 1:22pm On Sep 04, 2015

traecey:
out of ol d responses ive received urs is d worst...no wonder pple hardly say whatever they went tru or comment on d thread...my lips r sealed till God Decides otherwise....mke una enjoy una thread.

Lol...... you know in life, a comment from people wld not change what God has in stock, they can only delay even the delay is the plan of God.... lol 9ja, nothing we nor go see. Lol...

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 12:38pm On Sep 04, 2015

traecey:
ahbeg I no understand wetn u talk ooo...xplain further..

Lol.... 9ja relax God hand dey ur matter

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 12:35pm On Sep 04, 2015*

traecey:
[b][/b]dear I dint knw o...did u submit all.ur credentials? but my surprise is why they dint throw away my application sinx it wasnt cmplit...God is good tho...any idea wen they wud call successful applicants?

Na 9ja we dey now sorting is done from state, head office shortlist, since this new memo came all list of names n double check again so be happy urs were spotted n progress is made. If u meet all document requirement. U dnt need a call, God work in a favour way so let his will be done. It wld be this month, as I stand I have not see the shortlisted name myself. So I cant check for one either am not mgt of nddc nor pmb himself. But soon, that what is on ground. Relax

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 12:20pm On Sep 04, 2015

traecey:
I wasnt asked for money...jst asked If I have my nysc cert and y I dint add it, dt my application is incomplete...I did dt and went bk hme...myb they asked for d nysc cert cos I used my nysc crested vest passport...for the record I duno anybody in nddc...bfre nigerians start sayn I did bribery or smetn....God knws d truth.

They asked for ur NYSC certificate becos u use a bsc degree, if u used just bsc degree n u are serving corp u are expected to put ur call up letter, or put ur expemtion letter if u are school sat then put ur ssce certificate, it not cos of ur NYSC crested vest passport. I have always stress that u take ur document requirement very serious. So let the congrt sms start to come. All requirement stated in the actual advert must be followed a fresh memo on all names from head office.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 11:59am On Sep 04, 2015*

traecey:
I got thre nd was told...went bk home...and brot it bk to em...dts all dt apund...am home hale and hearty#fingers crossed

Your name is among the delta list needed confirmation of u have all needed name, congratulations, traecey the famous applicant. Source has confirm it possible to call applicant from list becos all needed document must be back, a review memo has been sent to make sure document is verified, all shortlisted is made anytime name wld be officially published.

It also confirmed that all shortlisted Must be physically fit and be prepared to undergo full medical and. psychometric tests. Becos, based on passion knowledge successful applicant wld fused into the oil spill project, rumor has it here even other sector of the NNPC, that na rumor sha..

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 11:05am On Sep 04, 2015

Martins301:
Damn! I just discovered my birth cert/affidavit wasn't included in my application. I don screen myself comot be that. Goodluck to the rest of u.

Lol 9ja, I dnt get it u guys that is doing the screen now. Lol me I just remembered I dnt not add application letter self, lol.... you guys are funny, traecey we await ur update, the happening applicant now, lol

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 6:57am On Sep 04, 2015

traecey:
well leme submit nd si hw it goes

Litmus test, go n submit as u said from ur will. If they collect am good, find what happened. If the caller directed you to someone in the Warri office, hmmm if cash is asked run, lol.... well as they said we dnt judge a book from the front, it wld still mean they saw ur name n a way to ask cash. Abeg, update us traecey on the matter. If cash involved so to confirm ur name is placed, lol still let us o, cos 9ja when deed is done we get to know, if u get my meaning. As u said let me submit. Correct home video is coming, titled "traecey our special applicant, na u dey rain" na good complement o, nor be yap.

Romance › Re: She Lied To Me About Her Virginity.. by samokoduwa(m): 3:02am On Sep 04, 2015

Wilson125:
I had this call on tuesday morning from a strange number, the caller told me I needed to see her in the hospital, dan abia precisely, that ma girlfriend was on admission,she called her name ( ma girlfriend's name)...when I got there, my girl was admitted already, so many question popped out, but her friend was unable to gimme answers, so I decided to meet the doctor, when i asked him what the problem was, he told the abortion she did was not successful, the operation didn't go well,

I was like: who went for abortion? who was aborted?
he said my girl had an abortion somewhere and the operation wasn't proper, that she was bleeding seriously when her friends brought her, he asked me if I was not away base on how i reacted, I was shocked to the point I have to take medication to help recover, this is someone that claimed her virginity was intact and she wouldn't want to lose it till she marries, I loved and respected her wish, I never knew she was only acting along all this while..

God! that was way 2 much for me, I made the necessary payment for her treatment and left.. she called on that tuesday night, I picked and heard she was okay, so I told her to take care of her self and I ended the call...

Since then She has been calling, sending in sms telling me she is sorry, seriously I don't know what to do with her or what to tell her, these are just the reasons I don't want to pick her calls..

what should I do with this girl? ...m totally confused..

You started with my girl friend, and end this girl. Just keep working, you were able to pay for her treatment and she is fine. Moved on, no trust no relationship, bro. You are matured to do the needful, it done forgive her n moved on.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 2:51am On Sep 04, 2015

traecey:
received a call from nddc headoffice again to submit my application to d office in warri again...anybody with similar occurrence or xplanation?

Hmmmm, u must trade with caution, when shortlisted is done, someone confirmed Delta was 50 names, well... Hmmmm, interesting 9ja never a dull moment. Why not sent to head office why warri? I smell rat. Someone know you apply n playing for cash. Call the no why warri? Reme deadline was Aug 13th. We are in Sept 4th, trust me shortlist is done. Novice search, google the no, u never can tell.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 2:39am On Sep 04, 2015

presh247:
Please oh, after the training what next? Any guarantee of getting a job with them? Make I no go resign for my job cos of NDDC training oh

What next depend on how ur passion for knowledge goes, getting a job is based on desire to use the knowledge acquired. Dnt resign till after the training if shortlisted and you get the slot for the oil spill project

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 2:37am On Sep 04, 2015

traecey:
received a call from nddc headoffice again to submit my application to d office in warri again...anybody with similar occurrence or xplanation?

Hmmmm, u must trade with caution, when shortlisted is done, someone confirmed Delta was 50 names, well... Hmmmm, interesting 9ja never a dull moment.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 7:53pm On Sep 03, 2015

spankyflex:
how the telecommunications training?how many guys r shortlisted per state?

Don't know how many, but all shortlisted has been made so anytime soon.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 7:00am On Sep 02, 2015

traecey:
cheybi all shortlisted would be trained together? in one locatn?

Yes all wld be trained in one location, accommodation, logistics and rest wld be made available.

Romance › Re: Help My Girlfriend Is Asking Another Guy Out by samokoduwa(m): 6:14am On Sep 02, 2015

ikeepitreal:
Ahhhh, that's sad. Guy. Don't take that shii from her!

Hmmm what does that mean, lol... it poor judgment that lead to girl beater n rape and bad choice. Just moved on and be grateful you found out.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 4:10pm On Sep 01, 2015

Martins301:
This one dem seal NDDC for Edo state, that means applicants for that state don lose out be that. And if any name come out from that state, make una know say na ghuru-ghuru.

Hmmm, well the head office was sent memo from Edo office commission, and a disclose location was set from where they operate, I think a lady was collecting applicant form, due to tax deficit BTW Edo State Govt n Edo State office. I dnt know the outcome but all shortlisted is done, so my take if name comes verify urs if from Edo State.

And for the ear of pmb, those from Edo State were still able to submit, so.... do the maths on that. Let pray that any how, God will be done for all shortlisted.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 2:29pm On Sep 01, 2015

Dannyset:
U sef ehn! Only wan get shortlisted for Oil Spill Cleaning, only u wan NYSC shortlisting, only u want Malaysia Visa.
Wetin sef? U be 7 in 1?

Lol u nor go blame guys na 9ja don make over multi task come guys mind o, guys of all trades....lol

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 2:23pm On Sep 01, 2015

onismate:
hmmmm from d way you sound. Am just imagining that the training will be very tedious. God abeg Ooooo. Please just help me.

Hmmmm well it depend on how u look at it. If u have gone for a one day training for a Basic Industrial/Oilfield Health, Safety & Environmental Management Appreciation Course is like a booklet of 40page u review it all in one day like within 3hrs called a crash course, it was like den want to kill man o, but if really deep down we apply for knowledge gain not becos I want to earn money, then it might not be stressful. But if will to learn cos there wld be classroom work n practice, if u dnt carry humble mind you go start to complain on the 2nd day, it wld affect ur performance. So relax learn becos it a new field of knowledge n passion. That what I meant individual character wld be tested, it might be 7 days or more but not months so relax, lol. It wld be fun trust me, u get to meet other Niger Delta, good, bad n d ugly.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 2:15pm On Sep 01, 2015

ethene:
I guess by "Nigerian method" Permanentgrace meant Juju(Jazz)

Lol. I seriously don't know what juju get to do here, but I presume na joke mode we dey now so, u never hear say na only for 9ja juju dey pass juju. Lol....

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 11:08am On Sep 01, 2015

onismate:
love ur countenance. Well dem Don chop my N2500 but that does not mean am out. I know God will definitely do it for me. Something keeps telling me that the shortlisted people will be employed and would help clean ogoni and other oil spill areas. Let's wait. And ehmmmmm. @sam I also heard they might pay allowance to all trainees

You are full qualified to be shortlisted, yes all those shortlisted are giving the opportunity to be slotted for the oil spill project but if ones passion does not relate to knowledge gotten u are stepped down. It was done the first time. Yes, u are right, all shortlisted are entitled to an allowance within or immediately after training. As I said earlier, if grace has brought u to be shortlisted. Be humble n follow the rules of the training to make ur mark n being slotted. Trust me the temptation would come when the training start, you individual character wld be tested. Let me be among the first three to say congratulations to the shortlisted.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 9:04am On Sep 01, 2015

Ifiegboria:
So anxious. Na God get d final say. God can also use a man to help

Why is just a training that wld lead to employment if u get passion to learn the knowledge. Relax and zero mind if it come good, if not I move on and be happy with all my other Niger Delta friends.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 9:02am On Sep 01, 2015

permanentgrace:
Now that the list is not out, who pls can help us use the "Nigerian Method" to guarantee our being shortlisted? It's good to be hopeful on God but nothing wrong using your brain/hand/energy to make things happen. Who dey house abeg? Make we no siddon like that come regret "had i known" later. Abeg help o. Mine is right in Akwa Ibom state.

I presume u and me are the new Nigeria, abeg which be Nigerian Method, lol trust me when I say no such method for this one, cos pmb hand n ear dey the matter. No short change it not a Niger Delta u can't be included. Then I think it fair, if by fate u are from Niger Delta, u are qualified if u meet all document. So put hope on God. If oil spill not work, police they come, immigration is coming. Lol my point for this oil spill, zero Nigerian Method. The foundation of this one get ear, hand and leg directly from presidency. That why I felt bad of someone saying they paid 2500. Relax no go buy newspaper, one it come, all wld know. Trust the God you served.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 8:54am On Sep 01, 2015

traecey:
ahh!! wen wud they start notification naa

Soon, we are very close. You know how it work, it approved for sent to newspapers offices n published, so soon traecey. Was not told the time n date, only extra top mgt of nddc know

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 8:52am On Sep 01, 2015

Sirtford:
I can only tell for Delta State. 50 trainees. I just suppose other Niger Delta States will be the same number.

Last time was 15 per state is if 50 for Delta, n it would be equal no per state. Then do the maths. As I said me I have not see the list. But going by u then 50 x 9 is 450. Hmmmm, it high but logically it then mean sorting wld be made for slotted to main project of the oil spill, but I better stand where I know, I have not see list just know all shortlisted are out n ready for notified applicant when?? Soon

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 8:47am On Sep 01, 2015

Ayomidegbenga1:
Buhari 100days in office should be this sunday by calculation as against Tuesday upper week as calculated by you.
pls let us know the actual fact about this.Thanks

Well me am not a political officer to pmb, we are hearing they are denial on the 100 days stuff, but be rest assured the shortlisted are made n any time soon it wld be on newspaper n sms wld be sent on the way forward.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 8:44am On Sep 01, 2015

Ifiegboria:
Obhi aba! Esan wekhin? I dey identify oh. U seems to know much abt this stuff. Well done

I dey hail too

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Oil Spill Management Programme by samokoduwa(m): 1:02pm On Aug 31, 2015

traecey:
sorting in head office?

Lol, yes shortlisted are done, wld soon start to notified successful applicant. Relax mind. Anytime soon

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