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smithsydny:
Expo, carry paper, lol those it look like a training we go do n let you GO.... so take your application serious. Do what you must n let God sort you out if it your time. The change era you too would feel it.
this part caught my attention .. I didn't get it very well can u plz explain a little about the expo lol

ethene:
U speak like an authority; I like that.

Randy91:
pls wats d criteria for selection

nobleens:
With the high rate of students graduating from the Nigerian institutions, what is the hope of a 2.2, third and pass holder in the Nigerian labour market?

Opinions please..

mYphhiRes:
Thanks alot for the clarification. Although I used an A4 paper, I'm hoping it's not a total disqualifier, just that the full scap would have been finer... Right?

mYphhiRes:
Thanks alot..
Oya kind-hearted NLanders.... Please anyone going there tomorrow to submit at the Ukwa West office should please help me confirm how necessary it is to write down one's name on the list. And if it's very necessary, also help me ask pls what happens to those files that were collected without any list written
cc: bchi
cc: Abiababe

proxillin:
I met this lady during my NYSC service.

She is cool, calm and reserved. She is always indoor and act gently.

With lots of stress and persuasion, we dated, although she was a hard nut to crack. She even agreed to date me reluctantly. Her body language is always discouraging. But I still tagged along.

We both served in the same northern town. She stayed in a church residence throughout her service year.

Her lodge was very close to mine.

I went to her lodge on this faithful Saturday evening, I heard some plates rumbling in the kitchen which suggest she was busy in the kitchen. So I just went directly to her room, I didnt knock as I thought she was the one in the kitchen (She actually shared the same kitchen with some guys on her apartment wing).

Truth be told, these guys dont cook. I hardly see any of them in that kitchen. Its milady I always see there. So i assumed she was cooking. So I went straight into her room to drop my laptop bag. Lo and Behold, she was in the room staring at her phone.

She was playing a porn on her phone, while also inserting an object into her private part.

She quickly rushed up and cover up. She felt embarrassed and uneasy. I pretended as if nothing happened. I tried to make her comfortable.

I later brought up the issue and asked why she denied me se.x and prefer to mast+urbate. She opened up and told me she enjoys it more than sex. I was surprise to see all her sex objects. She really invested in sex objects.

She finally allowed me do the (Close your eyes). Everything changed since then, she still prefers to augment sex with sex object.

We had heated argument on it and she told me point blank "I can't do without masturbation and sex object".

I told her "But this is a problem you need to go for sexual counseling or rehabilitation"

She said "thats why she never wanted to date any guy."

I asked, how she is gonna cope with her husband, what if the husband doesnt have a taste for sex objects. She said "Its either I remain single I find a man that will take me as I am".

Well, it was just NYSC, its just for 1 year after which I dont know you again. Its not of my problem. I started playing along.

But throughout my encounter with her. I noticed the following:

1. She is always tired when home alone. She will just mast+urbate ni sha. I tried to ensure she is not home alone. But any opportunity she gets, she is doing her thing.

2. Anytime I make a move, she is not always in the mood.

3. Always glue to her phone

4. her phone browser history was always pointing to porn site.

5. When home alone, always naked (not with her pants and under below always wet) What Da fck.

And many more signs.

Finally, I concluded she is Possessed.



FYI to Vaseline Association of Nigeria (VAN):
This thread is not for you.

Signed National Coordinator,
Vaseline Association of Nigeria


I once had a friend of such, just a friend o, lol we were close as per spoke well on life matter, it not normal, she got delivered, life for her is now normal. Am not God, but for me spirituality she need. Anything you try stopping and don't have the self control to stop need divine help. Let her try watching Emmanuel TV.

mYphhiRes:
Oga calm down no need to make any one's post/question seem silly. Before you pasted those addresses you say you did, I had already gone to the nddc page to get those addresses. So I have them all saved in my phone.
However if you were not so hell bent on making someone look silly, you would have noticed that kayce911 said he has been to the given address for Abia State but was unable to locate the nddc office, hence my confusion. If the address on their page for Abia State is no longer in use, who is the kind NLander who has been able to locate the new one? Or on the other hand could it be kayce911 made a mistake?
If you had to travel from Port Harcourt to Abia State for this submission, I'm sure you would share my concern.
Next time please read through the chat threads before you mention people in alluding posts

mYphhiRes:
Not yet... I'm also confused about the address too

ebukasoso:
Please Sam, My Question Is This : Are They Going To Employ Us After The Training? Or We Will Use The Certificate n Experience To Go And Look For Job In Oil Firms?

madri4u:
Pls can OND Or HND apply? Or is it advisable to use only ssce result to apply for better chances of shortlisting.

Etizz:
To whom do I address it To? , is it the manager? The director, the human resource personnel??

bravesoul247:
I swear the only thing I understood in your whole comment is this

dayo23:
pls can it be submitted in Abuja office?

Etizz:
Pls the link is not going through, can u check it and help me out with d real link... Thanks

seun66:
bros do u mean dat if i pay d 100n normal post they wont deliver it directly? wat if d office am sending mail does not have mail box? pls

Stevosty:
Pls how efficient is NIPOST in delivering letters from Lagos to Edo State? Funny enough my state NDDC does not have a mail box.