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VickyRotex:
LIONESS!

Da Boss!!!

Then u become too bossy to ur coworker a sign of power hunger. It then pending if you are not applying for a top mgt if less abeg use any other

Greyworld:
Sloth

A what?? Reme it an interview don't use grammar that need them to wonder, cos you can even confess ur team member reme na interview so as much you want to act knowledgeable. Be simple, such question is what is being asked now when they know you are good n fine it had to see fault during your interview. Pls noted

WeedSeller:
Octopus#They solve problem nd also v incredible abilities"

It not animal that can even disqualifier you, that you are not paying attention to detailed.

ultravires:
Na so i went for this interview yesterday o and after series of questioning, the interviewer asked a bombshell of a question that cut me unprepared. the question goes thus: "If you were an animal, which one would you like to be and why?"

After some seconds i came up with the response:"a worker ant: diligent in its duties, tireless worker, takes risks and makes sure it finishes its job before time for storage comes".

if you were in my shoe, how would you have answered the question? Let's see the best answers.

That is simple, a carmel,becos I can handle stress and endurance on difficult environment. Due to my height and size and difficult to over power and useful when the need arise and harmless to most other animal. You then relate it to the Job you apply to. Then you make a fun joke, I may not have a fine face but my nature say otherwise on what work load brings. Then you end with a smile.

Tobium1:
I suggest you pray yoursef out of that mess, going from pillar to post, from church to prayer houses will end up milking you dry with all dis fake pastors evrywhere. Dafuq! Who still takes oath in dis century

You should understand for a guy to give in to oath, then u should understand the word prayer na... this is a time for a high power to interwoven ur life habit.

tinziemaine:
What should I do now, please? When we took an oath, we were blinded by love. I wanted to restrict but if I didn't take the oath with her, she won't believe every word I said before. Now I found out she is possessed by an evil spirit, how can I take it back?

Taking oath is totally wrong, u just tie self. I advise go tv Joshua church in lagos. On a joking mode you love her na, possessed or not, abi love done fade now.

EDhims:
I have been scheduled for an attitude test on 7th Oct by 10am @ Apapa, same day with my masters degree qualifying exams which commences at 8am-12noon in unilag. I don't even know anywhere in Lagos for me to determine d proximity. What should I do?

Go for ur master. Having a master give u an upper hand on job search. Job u can always get invited. Are u ready for carryover and delay in ur master? I was in ur shoe during NNPC exam of Dec 6th, had my last paper on that day. Now am done with my master. The NNPC is on hold till date.

ERAKAMUS:
People can reason sha

People can reason funny sha....

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SmithEnemona:
Publicity Secretary of the Yoruba Socio-political group, Afenifere, Yinka Odumakin, yesterday said that President Muhammadu Buhari should have submitted the names of ministerial nominees at Eagle Square on May 29.

He said the four months wait had come to nothing as there were no exciting names on the list.

Reacting to the speculated names of possible ministers, Odumakin said Buhari did not surprise anyone.

He said: “There is no excitement or surprise in the list. They are mostly run of the mill people that do not warrant waiting four months to have. Those names could have been submitted at Eagles square on May 29.”

Senate President Bukola Saraki had Wednesday received the first 21 nominees to make President Buhari ministerial list.

Nominees being speculated are 1.Dr. Chris Ngige (Anambra); 2. Kayode Fayemi (Ekiti); 3. Rotimi Amaechi (Rivers); 4. Babatunde Fashola (Lagos); 5. Abdurrahman Dambazau (rtd) (Kano); 6. Aisha AlHassan (Taraba); 7. Ogbonaya Onu (Abia); 8. Kemi Adeosun (Ogun); 9. Abubakar Malami SAN (Kebbi); 10. Senator Sirika Hadi (Katsina).

Others are 11. Barrister Adebayo Shittu (Oyo); 12. Sulaiman Adamu (Jigawa); 13. Solomon Dalong (Plateau); 14.Ibe Kachikwu (Delta); 15. Osagie Ehanire (Edo); 17. Udoma Udo-Udoma (Akwa Ibom); 18. Ahmed Isa Ibeto (Niger); 19. Ibrahim Jibril; 20. Audu Ogbeh (Benue) and 21. Amina Mohammed (Kaduna).

http://dailypost.ng/2015/10/02/buharis-list-not-worth-the-wait-he-should-have-submitted-on-may-29-odumakin/

As much as I see ur reasons, but check the cost of saving four month salary already. Then you wld ask at the hand of economic activity. We thanks God. At least must coy has started calling for test n interview. So tue should come so all activities can start functioning again o

Abujalandlord:
Let's wait and see who are on that list...I hope it worth the suspense

Lol... it like dream of a new t shirt u just brought, u have imagine how it wld fit on u. When d day come to wear it after wearing it. It just look normal, like any normal t shirt u have. So is this list, let whoever is on the list just work on his ministry cos the nation has been on hold, unemployment has gone up. Most top coy are not making requirement policy manpower of nobody knows what next with the economy. Abeg let Oct 1st come so life can start, so in all sectors

webincomeplus:
September never end now. We still have some hours.

I know the list wld be release anytime now the sp just confirmed he has the list on tweet. My question if u are man enough to put the entire nation on standby mode why wld u want the list release at nite so the nation can not rxn becos most wld have not means so, ..... interesting development. But pmb should know it was us that put u there, if doubt has start to comes. Then it wld be difficult to get the same feeling of the nation, cos you are slowly loosing us o. At the end, the list wld come and it wld just be a mere list at worth cause

48noble:
If these names don't go public today...Lai Mohammed will blame Saraki for last minute delay...

Virgin blood politicians and anti kwaraption
Squad may hit d ground touring as Baba is doing.

Me I dnt get, ministerial list wld be made on or before Sept. Now we are hearing in batches, next they wld say ministerial list wld be out before Sept not all ministerial list. Can our leader just stand on word and keep to it. How many weeks do we still have to wait before confirmation is made from assembly. I was expecting that by Oct 1st the ministerial list wld all be confirmed to start working. Now we await confirmation.... lol 9ja, na wa o

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criminalmindz:
WHO SAY BUHARI NO DEY FEAR?
THE ALLISONS VS BUHARI
"Why Has Buhari and His APC Attack Dogs Quietly Retreated From Attacking Diezani Alison-Madueke?What does Buhari want to be kept a secret concerning his cowardly withdrawal from the media lynching of the former Petroleum Minister and first female OPEC President?As you may be aware, Alison-Madueke's husband is Rear Admiral Allison Amaechina Madueke, a retired Nigerian naval officer. He was military governor of Anambra State from January 1984 to August 1985, and then of Imo State until 1986.The husband of the former Petroleum Minister is a retired General just like Buhari and the whole attacks on his wife by the APC finally came to a head about a month ago.Madueke booked an appointment to see Buhari and Buhari was happy to see him thinking he wants to come and beg, so they can carry news of their meeting as propaganda as this irresponsible government often does.When he got to Aso Rock, Madueke warned Buhari over the attacks on his wife.Sources in Aso Rock say, Buhari was apologizing, that he didn't send anyone to do what they are doing. Madueke said that if they think his wife went to school for nothing they are mistaken. Or that in her 5 years in the petroleum ministry she didn't uncover corruption during Buhari's time, then he is mistaken.That if he hears one more assault on his wife from Buhari and the APC, in any format, he will personally call a world press conference and expose all their dirty oil deals dating back to the very beginning of discovering oil.He threatened that when he exposed how the Northern has raped this country's petroleum resources, they can kiss Nigeria goodbye, because the people of the Niger Delta will know the extent of the injustice done to them by Northerners.People who witnessed this meeting say Buhari was shaking. Begging, that he never attacked Diezani. He never sent anybody to write anything. The man told him off, saying, "But you read those reports that said my wife was running after you in the tarmac, that she greeted you and you did not answer her greeting?! Did you disclaim them?!! Did you tell people it did not happen?!" They said, Buhari was apologising that Madueke should calm down.Madueke finished what he had to say and walked out. Buhari's aides were stunned.Since then, nobody has even tweeted anything about oil, Diezani, etc.

We know the Apc e rats won't love this story. But we are daring Apc to go the media and make just one noise about madueke

Lol... APC over to you. Make small noise so we Niger Delta wld know what to do next. .... there is God o, me am surprised sudden madueke was not talked on again. Hmmmm 9ja I hail thee

blackbeatzmuzik:
Any updates yet?

For now it waiting mode, it seems the commission is going through fourth eye view n presidency has been quite over busy but be rest assured presidency wld look into all matter. The oil training is still in cause, just mgt crises, that wld be put to rest very shortly. Once the ministerial list is out or oral word from pmb addressing the nation on Oct 1st.

http://leadership.ng/news/463232/contract-scam-csos-accuse-nddc-of-inflating-contracts


http://newmail-ng.com/two-south-south-legislators-named-in-nddc-contract-scandal/

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/190207-nddc-board-writes-buhari-begs-for-reinstatement.html

That all the update on ground now.

lalasticlala:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/190565-how-i-died-resurrected-and-returned-from-the-land-of-the-dead-ex-governor-akpabio.html

So no 9ja doctor can handle the hospital abi? Now u are back, you claim London hospital is less to the uyo, lol... there is God o.

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dainformant:
Here are photos of Senate President Bukola Saraki at the eid praying ground in Ilorin, Kwara state today with other Muslim faithfuls.... According to reports, there was confusion after some citizens went on the rampage throwing stones in the direction of the President of the Senate, Bukola Saraki, and other dignitaries over unpaid salaries in the state.

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/09/photos-of-senate-president-bukola_24.html

I don't get the flag, is sp for apc or for all. Even with his high position still carrying fly of apc. It like tell the world by carry a big sign am MALE. Na wa, why wld political interference not be within the system. You are a serving SP then u put a flag as a sign of what. I dnt get

FriedPlantain:
Any job interview alert received on a Sunday morning is obviously a scam.

I totally disagree with u, I had a job interview for a respected oil and gas coy on a Sunday. But hey, guys are different in thought. Happy sunday

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makzeze:
No fewer than 50 senators yesterday met in Abuja concerning the Code of Conduct Tribunal (CCT’s) invitation to Senate President Bukola Saraki for trial over alleged improper declaration of assets between 2003 and 2011.
At the weekend, the CCT, presided over by Justice Danladi Umar, issued an order to the Inspector General of Police, Mr Solomon Arase, and other security agencies to arrest the Senate President for failure to appear before the tribunal last Friday. They were asked to produce him on Monday to face the trial. There is a 13-count criminal charge raised against Saraki by the Federal Government over an alleged false declaration of assets Continued from Page 1

On his part, the Senate President rushed to the Court of Appeal in Abuja on that same day, seeking the stay of execution of the tribunal’s order.
Daily Trust on Sunday gathered that the senators who attended the emergency meeting held in a private office near the popular Next Supermarket, cut across party lines - the All Progressives Congress (APC), the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) and other parties represented in the Upper Chamber of the National Assembly. The meeting, which started at 11.00am ended at 3.00pm with some senators who were not in the country participating through telephone.
The Daily Trust on Sunday gathered that some senators who were on holidays in the US, UK and those who are performing the on-going Hajj exercise in Saudi Arabia participated in the meeting through telephone.
The meeting, which was chaired by the Deputy Senate Leader, Bala Ibn Na’Allah, pledged to support the anti-graft war of President Buhari, but accused ‘a cabal’ in The Presidency of instigating the government institutions against Senate President Saraki.
Daily Trust on Sunday learnt that Senator Saraki was not part of the meeting, but participants resolved to use all necessary channels to correct the anomaly.
Speaking on the development, one of the senators who attended the meeting said they initially suspected President Buhari to be the brain behind the trials, but after exhaustive deliberations they had a second thought on the issue.
“Our colleagues were angry at the beginning of the meeting because they were initially suspecting that the President has hand in the trial of Saraki. But after heated debate, they understood that Buhari was not responsible for it.
“One of our colleagues present at the meeting suggested that the Senate should reconvene on Monday [tomorrow] in order to address the challenge. His suggestion, however, did not see the light of day as we resolved to use other channels to address the challenge.”
In a telephone interview, Senator Bala Ibn Na’Allah said they had unanimously resolved to work with Buhari to achieve his programmes and policies.
“We have resolved to use all available powers under the constitution to ensure that no cabal exists and run the government on behalf of Buhari and we have also resolved to deal decisively with the cabal,” he said.
Some of the senators who attended the meeting included Senator Samuel Anyanwu (PDP, Imo East), Senator Dino Melaye (APC, Kogi West), Senator Binta Garba Masi (APC, Adamawa North), and Senator Kabiru Gaya (APC, Kano South).
Others were Senator Rafiu Ibrahim (APC, Kwara South), Senator Hamma Misau (APC, Bauchi Central), and Senator Hope Uzodinma (PDP, Imo-West).
Meanwhile, a political group from Saraki’s home, Maja Elders Forum yesterday canvassed for the prompt intervention of President Buhari in the senate president’s ordeal.
The group, in a statement signed by its coordinator, Alhaji Kayode Yusuf, said that Saraki was being witchhunted following his emergence as the Senate President few months ago which should not continue in the interest of peace in the polity.
The group said, “we are taken aback by the recent developments in the nation’s political circle where Saraki seems to be the only politician that should be investigated by the anti-graft agencies in Nigeria. We are not opposed to anti-corruption crusades of President Buhari but what we don’t understand is, why should the searchlight be beamed only on our leader to the exclusion of others?
“We want Mr President to use his good offices to call the operators of these anti- graft bodies to order in the interest of peace. We should not bring down the shining light in Nigerian politics just because someone does not want to see his face. President Buhari should not keep mute on Saraki’s unjust persecution,” the group stated.
Efforts by the Daily Trust on Sunday to get the police to speak on the issue did not yield result as all phone calls and text messages by our correspondent to the Force Public Relations Officer, Mrs Olabisi Kolawole, were not answered.
The Court of Appeal will tomorrow hear the ex-parte motion brought by the embattled senate president concerning the order of the Code of Conduct Tribunal to have him arrested and brought for trial.

Source:http://dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/saraki-senators-in-emergency-meeting/111564.html

Can you imagine, that pmb should speak, abeg o, the same way he kept himself far from their election in the assembly. He should stay clear, abeg prof. Vp make sure pmb just keep quite. I dnt get u are asked to come to defend urself u sent group of SAN, it backfire now u run go official house claim house catch fire, that was not heard. What does these over headed assembly think we are.

By Monday, I expect IG go with enough media men to video n ask president to follow to court to answer questions. IG should himself serve the warrant not any officer. And it should be carried live from serving the warrant to where it get to court. It na common man that very day u for don appear with handcuffs.

The change has come no business as usual. The era of change has come to stay. Nobody is above the law.

murphyibiam15:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/09/northern-leaders-reject-jonathans-confab-report/

Lol.... people are fun, so they waste resources, where they not their during decision making, no need pmb is a leader, with your ministerial list and house of assembly, what is the use. Abeg joor, next news

kestolove95:
Source: https://www.naij.com/549532-ministerial-list-close-buharis-associates-fail-anti-corruption-test.html

Wow, if the list is true, pmb thumb up, let the running of the nation in full force begin,.... wow, abeg the list should be this o, how they are placed is left for pmb to decide.

onismate:
Ehmmmmm I also heard something about the shortlisting recently. Someone was saying that. Trainees would be chosen from each local Government of their respective state. At least each local government would have a representative from there. So we dey wait

Hmmm... lol we heard that from our quarter too, but that can't be, yes successful wld be pick from each LGA of every nine state but to pick per LGA is not feasible cos some Niger Delta State has more LGA than others, but what is done is equal no from each state. Let not speculate, me have not see the list wld have just tell in term of percent, but we dey work.... all na rumor, but what is fact, shortlisted is done and any time soon, all wld smile meant the lucky applicant sha.... lol

Reme someone said delta was 50, those delta have 50 LGA... lol with time we go know 2014 was 135 based on say delta na 50 so.... 450 to 135, hmmmm I dnt know o me never see list, nor go talk wetin I nor know o, lol all I know the shortlisted is done already....

Stevosty:
No nairalander has done this training or knows someone who did it to give us information on how it went?

To answer ur question, 135 did last time but since it did not had the full passion from presidency, that why no proper documentation was made, it was an incentive from the commission to the presidency so you can see the zeal was not there unlike this one. If u doubt Google what you wld see is article based on nddc telling they had done a training for 7 days, no names of the 135 been documented online. Even nddc website say nothing about it, you begin to wonder a commission that powerful on impact has no such documentation online by just a click. you and me know the wash wash during that time of great project but little or no federal backing to make impact of old compare with if federal of now tell you they want to do a training. But old things has pass a way n now it made knew.

TheCode:
This is Sam reporting live from Aso Villa

Aii bro, we dey wait ooo.

Abeg o, hid me o, lol... history wld justified ones action bro.

damisola:
samokoduwa,Sam how re things with u ? it has been a while we heard frm u, it might interest u to know that u our messenger of hope on this platform. Has PMB not given his consent so as allow names to be released?PMB sud do the needful and stop delaying the inevitable. I am at d verge of loosing hope as regards oil spill oo.Thanks

Lol... thanks for ur sweet talk. Lol noted bro. Well, green light is what is delaying, the name is ready. Soon, pmb hand is full with ministerial list too and the restructuring of oil n gas sector so, anytime. Be rest assured inside this month, all nddc staff and top mgt are on standby mode so soon bro very soon. All wld be release with full backing from presidency. Those shortlisted wld be glad cos it an impact training for passionate mind. Congrt again to all. Very very very soon all

ethene:
Before PMB's 100 days in office most of us used to make comments but I have noticed that from his 100 days in office till now most of us have refused to comment; what could have informed our new character?

Lol, I think all character is till the same. But u must understand that this training must be confirmed from presidency n you know how busy n pack the office stuff is. The shortlisted is done but a go ahead is needed abi u want it to be like immigration, lol. Anytime soon. It wld happen, source said just wait, they wld call when needed green light is gotten, nobody wants to be surmon to aso rock o. Lol, bro relax, anytime soon

islandmoon:
Everything depend how on simple you are, i have a friend who will go there and have loads of funny without caring about whatever , probably he must have told her about you wish could be in a bad or good way, which ever way could make her want to know you!

the guy is not done with you, hes still found of you and has told her about you! hes only feeling reluctant because you the one he truly love and you know he may be marrying just anyone now because he must get married now but your memories still remain in his mind, that's why hes still talking about you! your presence may change his mood though, depend on how strong your relationship was then!

like i still love my Ex who still appear to be my favorite on planet earth, she's fluent, great sense of humor ,very intelligent but I had to move on because of her pride, lavish spending,greed,laziness and her excessive love for telemundo! He's not easy to forget your true love, probably you were the one who called it quit then abi?

Hmmmm... u spoke so well about her n ended her with such weakness, if u through love her u for stay na... but I get, see we are just painting blue black. The question is simple. Two ex were dating, so nature bring issue, both decide to part with small drama but don't know if na series drama or those drama that have part 1,2,3 and even up to 5. Now one is getting married, the ex wife as she is invited.

Answer, I was thinking if both ex part, all is well so it does not matter if anyone attend any event but reme drama was involved so u being to think For the lady, to come put her thot for nairaland shows she has thot of go or not to go! Don't go, finish. And let sleeping dog lie.

batulakarada:
Wear a very tight outfit ,displaying all your assets and show him what he is missing

Lol.. OK he miss for two second, after wedding enjoy his wife for honey mood, u miss for a life time collect all guys phone no cos u dey try impress, abi seat for house watch telomuodo

Kirinwa:
For me I won't go. Go do wetin?

Chop jolly rice na...lol

onunwa21:
Just be careful d way u people sound d name of this love......

Reunion.....fear d hold me ooooooo, no go take one 4 d road......

My advice is........ don't honor d invitation weda u people departed in peace or not, cos u will 4eva regret y cumn 4 d wedding (u re going to be cold in that ceremony) and all eyes esp asehbis wil be on u.
Bt if u ve oda intentions u can attend.

Lol... intention, on a wedding day? That way it call a wedding day, no matter how ur prepare come, if u come with any sort of feeling, na u go feel bad. All asehins are aware u have come, ma ex is around. So..... u got nothing to proof, as far ex is getting married expect u are how the father or pastor to hold the wedding service, u presence is irrelevant.

castro316:
Maybe she want to know who her arch rival to be is?
So she wants to know u welll well so that if she spots u 1km near her man she will be well to warn you.
Any ways if u go or u no go she will still discover you. It seems ur ex always talks about you to her bringing the euphoria of wanting to see you
Go there.
Greet them warmly
Drop ur gifts
Eat small meat
Get the hell out of there
No dancing I repeat no dancing with the groom

Lol....hmmm, dance Wetin, na aboard u dey. Lol.... the bride mother nor go drag her hair from dance floor to outside with her eyes. Lol... leave that matter, see if u have 0.000000000000001 feeling with the guy dnt even think of going, the wife want to see this ex, trust me. She tell her friend u become a watch n she know now how the degree of ur past with his husband, more so why on earth wld any wife want to invite husband ex. It mean it came up as an issue n to proof to her invite her. So u have now become a case study abi. Lol please, move on o

macminista:
Be wise and move on with ur life..u got nothing fo prove..even if the wife sends a private cheffuer 2 come pik u dont GO!..women re funny creatures she wants to show of that u might ve dated him but iit was her who finally won his heart

In a way it kind of fun, becos when the Pst say kiss the bride the bride knowing the ex is around wld kiss longer and act more closes, lol the question can u handle that?? If no abeg seat down make u nor go throw transfer aggression on the next guy that comes ur way, cos it can be any of us here o, lol