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Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 5:12pm On Jun 26, 2020
Danielnino00:
You have killed them grin

688419 has dropped that map several times but they didn't want to accept ..

Even Google map has ganged up against them grin
Lol yes google map has ganged up against them...
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 5:10pm On Jun 26, 2020
rvp2018:
Now at the rate of 2 tower per decade; it will become a city in 2100 or later.

Meanwhile Westland is kicking a.srse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwzB_R5hV5U?t=32
There is no deflecting this...kibera is the global largest slum and he worst in the world....
Accept that before we accept your new noise..
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 5:09pm On Jun 26, 2020
rvp2018:
Forget about slumpolis - Nigeria leads there without any effort.

Show us something like this in Nigeria.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwzB_R5hV5U?t=32
Until you accept your kibera global slum tittle there is no deflecting this...
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 5:08pm On Jun 26, 2020
Annael:
The giant is on the way to take over.
Tanzania oyeeeee!!!
Ethiopia should be overtaking Kenya's faked,cooked GDP this year as their economy plunges further down.....
It up to TZ to do thesame...surpass the faked GDP joke..
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 5:06pm On Jun 26, 2020
rvp2018:
You cannot be judge in your own case. You can see how he skewed Makoko.Kibera is about 2.5km. About the size of Eko Altantic city smiley
He didn't skew shiit ..that map is as accurate as it gets..

Thanks too google map...I tell you real time tracking always exposes you liars..
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 4:40pm On Jun 26, 2020
chrisooblog:
my guy i decided to do some measurement via google from the two pictures it is clear as night and the ultimate champion of slums in africa
Lol..what more proof do they need again...will they say google map ganged up against them....
I am.waiting for their next excuse.. grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 4:24pm On Jun 26, 2020
Annael:
Tanzania one step ahead
This is gr8..,you are welcome to the club..
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 3:24pm On Jun 26, 2020
leo552:
samorobo,what's happening at the university of Lagos,sex for grades!!!
Old news..you should have been here when we talked about it last year...the window for that discussion is closed..
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 2:44pm On Jun 26, 2020
Shma:
Inside Kibra.
Kibera looks like a normal town in Nigeria. grin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9RPvu30_kY
Meanwhile enjoy a kibera resident dancing to yemi alades latest single in their natural kibera habitat grin grin grin

Click the link to enjoy the video grin grin



https://www.instagram.com/p/CBvsCy3pvMu/?igshid=4c11ah66gofr
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 2:43pm On Jun 26, 2020
Libraticazi:
Don't be surprised bro. Many of these Kenyan males are homosexuals, they thrive on gay prostitution. Are you still surprised why HIV/AIDS is high in Kisimu and Nairobi? It's gay prostitution bro. Going anal while neglecting STDs is the way of an average Kenyan man.
Research I can't even imagine...

I don't want to throw up abeg..
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 2:42pm On Jun 26, 2020
Shma:
Inside Kibra.
Kibera looks like a normal town in Nigeria. grin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9RPvu30_kY
Yes this is kibera...
Undoubtedly crazy grin grin grin



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxB6B8z_2HU
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 2:38pm On Jun 26, 2020
obaaderemi:
We stick with the UN and Aljazeera figures for kibera. Talk something else. When it comes to slums in Africa, the whole world knows Kenya takes the crown. Put your ass in one place and receive your koboko in peace.
They love projecting their slum misfortune in others...it's all projections..they know that they are the global slum leader...
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 2:36pm On Jun 26, 2020
obaaderemi:
That should be the KiberaWalker. He confessed to being gay openly.
So a Kenyan has openly come out from the closest...I always knew Kenyans here are homos...it shows in everything..they always look for the slightest opportunity to instigate gay convo most especially that tashagindi..
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 2:34pm On Jun 26, 2020
Danielnino00:
God will punish you...say amen!

You don't want us to believe Kenya figures feom thw UN but you want us to do otherwise for Nigeria's..

Hypocrites like you don't always end well..
Lol this guys are funny...world bank and IMF said we are the poverty capital and they where cool with it..they agreed that it is a truthful fact...we didn't argue did we?.
Now thesame world bank and IMF says we have Africa's largest economy amd Lagos has a much bigger GDP that the whole of Kenya out of inferiority complex and insecurity they rejected it and said world bank is lying and that they are all under the influence of yemi kale's cooking stat..
Why didn't yemi kale cook the figure that said we are the poverty capital, at least the also relied on his stats.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 2:30pm On Jun 26, 2020
Libraticazi:
He's a Kiberan no doubt.
Not you man, I was referring to TayserMahiri. He had this gay Kenyan friend on this thread three years back.
Really..who was that..

Honestly I am not surprise that guy his a gay...he always instigate homo conversation with me anytime we have an argument...
There was a certain day he said the weirdest thing a man has ever told me...I don't even want to talk about it..it was very disgusting..
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 2:28pm On Jun 26, 2020
Dlonra:
They've actually lie on most things related to Africa and Asia than any other country. They also barely talk about Eastern Europe poverty or even tolerate African and Asian media groups from doing documentaries there. They are Currently hiding the Crisis in Syria and left Millions to die. These are the same Fools who work with the likes of Billy gates, an slowpoke who Killed Millions through Vaccines in Congo.
Lol see this one trying to advertise his white globalist opinion to me...
When various racist white globalist financial institutions came to crown us the poverty capital you guys ran with it day in day out..we never denied it even though it was pretty ironic...

Accept your shame and move on..kibera is the largest and worst slum on planet earth...I am not buying your B.S cos it's doesn't hold water....calling those white people all sorts of names wouldn't convince me either...I am here to argue with fact not entertain cheap conspiracy theories and delusion grandeur..
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 2:22pm On Jun 26, 2020
Libraticazi:
Dude is high grin
Even if one doesn't read news online, one should be aware of Aljazeera TV.
He's just a Kiberian trying hard to get noticed.

TayserMahiri grin still on NL?
How bout your gay Kenyan friend?
I guess he is a kibera resident with no television...I once read a stat that said Kenya has just 100,000 household television...and I was like fvck..so it is not surprising if he doesn't know what aljazeera is...

Which kenyan gay friend...abeg me and gays can never be friends...it's like a water and oil scenario here..
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 2:21pm On Jun 26, 2020
Libraticazi:
Dude is high grin
Even if one doesn't read news online, one should be aware of Aljazeera TV.
He's just a Kiberian trying hard to get noticed.

TayserMahiri grin still on NL?
How bout your gay Kenyan friend?
I guess he is a kibera resident with no television...I once read a stat that said Kenya has just 100,000 household television...and I was like fvck..so it is not surprising if he doesn't know what aljazeera is...

Which gay friend...abeg me and gays can never be friends...it's like a water and oil scenario here..
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 2:19pm On Jun 26, 2020
Dlonra:
Kano.
Another Mega Slumvile with a Chinese Elder grin
Do you know your crazy wicked slums goes beyond those Numerous ones in Nairobi....

They are numerous slum in every Kenyan counties and town....Mombasa has owino ouro .. bambololu.....heck they are just so many excluding the slumpolis of Mombasa CBD ...
Enjoy this video on bambololu slum in mombasa.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vA9d-2HEA0
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 2:15pm On Jun 26, 2020
Shma:
grin grin grin.
Am gone.
But that's a blog from your fellow hater countryman cool
Aljazeera global News network which is just like CNN(America) and BBC(UK) belongs to the Arab world not Nigerians you deflecting dimwit living in denial...a d it is also not a blog...
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 2:12pm On Jun 26, 2020
Shma:
Because slumbolism can be seen.
Your city is a slumbolish, the aerial view is just enough to conclude.
I don't have time to break down Lagos sub-sections to identify a slum.
Grasp at that straw properly but I can assure you it won't save you from getting feed by raw truth from me...

The global largest slum in the world is kibera
The worst global slum is kibera
94% of Kenyans are poor....


Lol you don't expect to have 94% pauper and never expect slum most especially since govt effort at providing good accommodation is almost none -existent.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 2:09pm On Jun 26, 2020
Dlonra:
The UN, Fake News CNN, BBC & Al Jazeera doesn't have never done any Cencus in Kenya you retard Bimbo. They fetch statistics from NGOs. The Government of Kenya goes to the ground and physically counts each and every person including my self. It's done on a digital platform and very accurate. Kenya is not a failed state like Nigeria where 60% of the population doesn't even have IDs let alone Birth Certificates. No wonder every Nation always have issues with Nigerian Migrants.
UN can be er ,ever inflated kibera figures... nairobi is their home and a subsidiary of their organisation UN-HABITAT is into the business of providing better housing system globally..they need the rift figure so attention can be brought to erode your slum....
Your lies doesn't hold water hence why it is a lie..
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 2:06pm On Jun 26, 2020
Dlonra:
Mathare only has a population of 200,000 that's even less than Westlands with 350,000. Most People who work in Nairobi live in the Nairobi metro mostly Kiambu County which is the richest County in Kenya. Half of the high end estates in Nairobi are technically in Kiambu County. Kiambu itself having a Population of 2.5 Million people.
Dude there is absolutely nothing to explain here....kibera us the largest and worst slum in this planet that you and I share..then it is follows closely by Mathare and the rest....swallow that bitter pill and live with it..
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 2:02pm On Jun 26, 2020
Dlonra:
Nigeria is the poverty Capital of the world. A disaster in itself with 70% of Nigerians living in extreme Poverty. A failed state.
No where on planet earth has it been written that 70% of Nigerians is extremely poor...get the keyword extremely..
Yes as at 2017/2018 we had about 50% of our pop living in extreme poverty and an additional 20% living in normal poverty....50% +20% which gives you 140m(a combination of both extreme and normal poverty)...2019 shows our extreme poverty has dropped to 40% from 50% ...our total poverty which is a combination of both extreme and normal poverty now sits at 60% and that was for 2019 not 2020..now your 94% poverty in Kenya is the combination of all forms of poverty(extreme and normal) and leaves your percentage at 94% while our is at 60%..yes we might be poor in numbers due to population but not poor per capita compared to Kenya.....
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 1:54pm On Jun 26, 2020
Dlonra:
So You'd rather believe NGO cartels who lie so as to get more funds than an actual Cencus database done physically on a digital platform? Kibra is Just 12 Km², its technically impossible to fit in 2.5 Million people there & a blank lie to say half of Nairobi's population live in Kibra. The UN has been pushing fake agenda on population cause they actually get their data from NGOs who earn Billions on humanitarian affairs. The population of Kenya is nowhere near 53 Million even by basic analysis. Northern Kenya is barely inhabited & Most people live around The Nairobi Metro, Mombasa and Kisumu meaning 70% of Kenyans live in the Southern part. Those white "Globalists" have no basis or merits for any fact on Africa something that even you know very well. They say Lies and exegerate alot even in their media to push their western agenda.
Hell yeah...why would I believe your govt..they have a long history of corrupt practices and massaging of figure to suit their ego...And why will numerous reputable organisation arrive at the same result after their long effort of researching..Did Kenya provoke them ..why wasn't it TZ or Nigeria or Pakistan...why Kenya...oh shut up boy and accept cold bitter fact..
it goes to show that the truth is very constant..Even if other organisations lies UN-HABITAT will never lie... UN-HABITAT which is a subsidiary of UNITED NATIONS has her head quarters in Nairobi and report like this will look bad on their image since their home presence is bad and UN-Habitat work is to help provide better living and housing globally..Do you know that those few buildings you see in kibera was not built by your govt money or tax money...the UN-HABITAT singlehandedly sponsored it else you wouldn't even see buildings like that any where close to kibera...the slum upgrade program would have been a noise with zero result..atleast you have 50 buildings as a result since 2003 to show for the slum upgrade program..
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 1:43pm On Jun 26, 2020
Shma:
Mathare Constituency is part of Nairobi County, and was created out of Starehe Constituency.
and is made up of six wards (Hospital, Mabatini, Huruma, Ngei, Mlango Kubwa and Kiamaiko.
Yes and all that six ward is a slum most especially huruma...

Btw 91% of Kenyans lives in rent which are mostly apartment building and guess what they are a proper definition of horrendous vertical slum...what is even more surprising is that it is the middle income earners that live there not even the lower.....things like this are what makes me wonder the guts you guys have to call other people city a slumpolis when infact Nairobi is the perfect definition...I say it is projection..yes projection of your misfortune on others..

Nairobi needs to be nuked so she can be rebuilt..things let me this cannot even be renovated..

Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 1:34pm On Jun 26, 2020
SUFFERInSMILIIN:
Just imagine the government University bored which is supposed to regulate the universities is blaming the same government for the poor performance of education in the country
That goes to show how Nigeria is not mediocre like most African countries.we want the best and we feel we can be more...
Nigeria is behind Egypt and SA in having more ranked uni"s on that list than any other african countries..
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 1:31pm On Jun 26, 2020
Shma:
I have been avoiding to post that hellhole for a long time. but because some idiots are pushing me to the polytop. I was left with no option but to lay it bare. grin.

Anyway, long time bro. we missed your show. grin
Post more of makoko hellhole..we know it's an hellhole but it is heaven compared to kibera which is a much intense hellhole than her makoko counterpart hence the title of hosting the largest and most noticeably worst slum on planet earth.....
I spit in your country..may Nigeria never be relegated to Kenya's level..Never..
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 1:28pm On Jun 26, 2020
Danielnino00:
Of course, the figures were cooked..
grin ..
Lol of course..they need to start accepting fact..we don't just talk for the sake of it...we have conducted our research about almost everything about Kenya..most of the argument here are repititive..we dealt with this same cencus topic i think two times last year..
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 1:26pm On Jun 26, 2020
Shma:
those are constituencies.
Mathare constituency has a small section of slum.
Stop lying to people...we are here, most especially me to tell you that you live in a country with the largest slum in planet earth and the worst on our dear planet....I also want to make you understand that you are bereft of pride as a Kenyan...just bury your head in sand let us continue to mock your misfortune grin grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 1:23pm On Jun 26, 2020
Shma:
you're triggering me to post makoko nah. grin
This time round u go see what ima tokin about ooh.
You go see wat am trying to avoid ooh. grin


Ladies and gentlemen, the world largest slum. wink
Yes,yes,yes post makoko...make sure you get makoko from different angles just like you always do with your duplicitous nairobi images....
We don't and we can never deny having slums like makoko, but what we are most proud of is knowing that makoko despite being in a much more populated city is not regarded as being the largest slum on planet earth which would be kibera and the worst slum on planet earth which is also would be kibera...
Lol kibera recieved two Oscar slum awards in one night grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 1:19pm On Jun 26, 2020
Dlonra:
[s]Your fake NGO data doesn't even match the recent 2019 National Cencus. The Most populated regions in Nairobi were


Embakasi most populous Nairobi sub-county with 1m people - census
By Sylvania Ambani
5th November, 2019 Hashtag News
Embakasi most populous Nairobi sub-county with 1m people - census
President Uhuru Kenyatta receives the 2019 Kenya Population and Housing Census results from Cabinet Secretary Ukur Yattani at State House, Nairobi. PHOTO | PSCU

Embakasi is the most populous sub-county in Nairobi with nearly 1 million people, according to the 2019 National Population and Housing Census.

Figures from the census, which were released by the Kenya National Bureau of Statistics (KNBS) on Monday, reveal that Nairobis total population stands at 4, 397,073.

Embakasi is followed by Kasarani with a population of 780,656; Njiru is the third most densely populated sub-county with 626,482 people.

Dagoretti holds a total of 434,208 inhabitants while the total number of people living in Westlands stands at 308,854.

The least populated Sub-County is Kibra with a total of 185,777 people. The results, ideally, should help the county government in the allocation of resources for the next 10 years.

Below is the full list:

1.Embakasi - 988,808
2.Kasarani – 780,656
3.Njiru – 626,482
4.Dagoretti - 434,208
5.Westlands – 308,854
6.Kamukunji – 268,276
7.Starehe – 210,423
8.Mathare – 206,564
9.Lang’ata – 197,489
10.Makadara – 189,536
11.Kibra – 185,777



*Kibra myth

There are about 1.5 million households in Nairobi, according to the 2019 census. This again shows there are 2.9 people per household.

An average household size in Kamukunji stands at 3.1, Njiru (3), Westlands (2.9), while Dagoretti, Embakasi, Kasarani and Starehe tie at 2.8.

The data has once again demystified the long-held assertion that Kibra slum is one of the largest in Africa with one million inhabitants.

The slum has only 185,777 residents.

The 2009 census showed Kibra had a population of 170,070 people. This means the slum's population has gone up by 15,700 people in the last ten years[/s].
I will believe global reputable sources like UN-HABITAT and so many others over your govt anytime, any day.....did you even know your countries actual population is 53m not 47m...Do you also know kibera resident complained of not being counted in last year's population census.....they just came out and placed a random figure for kibera.
Your corrupt govt engaged in what is called population genocide to make them appear better in many stats per head(per capita) just like the the fraudulent game they did 2013 about their booming middle class which was a big fat lie..investors that rushed in then are crying to the bank...
Kenya is just like Rwanda and many other east African countries that derives joy in cooking up stat....Kenyatta and kegama has similar habits of cooking and massaging figures to look good on paper.....I say it is a desperate attempt to be showered with praises and accolades.

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