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Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 3:50pm On May 22, 2020
TayserMahri:
YOUR GOOSE IS COOKED SAMMY. This is the year of the return to negative territory grin grin grin
There is nothing like cooked...the largest fertilizer planet on planet earth didn't come into existence by being cooked...it's hardwork and money... grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 10:06am On May 22, 2020
TayserMahri:
YOUR GOOSE IS COOKED SAMMY. This is the year of the return to negative territory grin grin grin
Yes you are doing -1.0 this year in the negative territory ..you can see us kicking arse with mind blowing economic infastructures...
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 10:04am On May 22, 2020
rvp20182:
You keep hawking that video - why not watch Lagos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-In1Un2rHQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKig8j5P13c&t=1487s
You have no point my friend..you posted makoko I guess I am suppose to return the favour by posting kibera, kwangware,Mathare but no I will ruin your life by posting your world class mombassa CBD which apparently is a full fledged slum .




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkmVEkUqBGo
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 10:01am On May 22, 2020
TayserMahri:
thus not shma. ive always known you not to be intuitive. the question is, why couldnt naija use the ajakuta steel to usher in its own industrialization?
One at a time hobbit...answer mine first...

You heard 30 year to get developed but invested it to build a single road...what happened?
Did you run out of sense, vision or great leadership grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 10:00am On May 22, 2020
rvp20182:
Don't trust any data from Nigeria. Trust the import figures from China and others.

Dangote like many others who trusted Nigeria figures have burnt their fingers very badly.

If there are nearly half of tomatoes going to waste - why isn't Dangote and other tomato paste companies sinking in rotten tomatos.

The same way VW Group went to Nigeria 500B economy and sold 30 new vehicles.
Come to Nigeria and tell be ready to count the amount of VW in our road....
VW has never been our taste..they should have conducted a market survey before coming in..
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 9:58am On May 22, 2020
TayserMahri:
Naija women oo... they have the Y chromosome. They got beards, wide shoulders, deep voice, muscles, and nuts.
Nope it's because they are too pretty and high class to hang around ugly dead Weights grin grin
You want to see ugly then check this out...

Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 9:55am On May 22, 2020
Saddamochieng00:
What is this shuma you keep on talking about

The only shuma I know is shuma ya doshi grin

Dumb ass KUMAMAKO bitch tongue
Shma get off the fence your cover have been blown like the ugly cunt you are..

Btw, have you added a new one "Shuman ya fishing" cool
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 9:53am On May 22, 2020
Austine1212:
2010?
Oh Austin this is so funny grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 9:52am On May 22, 2020
TayserMahri:
Still patiently waiting for the day Nigerians start producing real music and not BS Nigga music!

Jamming to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu2Tk9NlkVo
I will feed you with Goold music to today until you are satisfied..
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 9:51am On May 22, 2020
TayserMahri:
First pic was constructed in 2002. the rest of the photos show it pre-independence. Nigger!!
Regardless of when it was created why then did the city deteriorate to this level grin



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkmVEkUqBGo
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 9:49am On May 22, 2020
Saddamochieng00:
Locate the nearest mirror isn't anywhere close to look at the mirror...as far as I know you've never used rise to the occasion line ever

You're the uncreative one Sammy grin

Were you also discussing x rated videos before I came along grin
Shma get off the fence already...how do you know that x-rated has never been used here...
Even in your so called pathetic beastmode with a changed identify you still couldn't lift a finger against me in my super cool mode...doesn't this show that you are simply an idiot with absolutely nothing you are good at....you are as good as dead if you don't know.
You better come back and tell us the latest skyscraper construction in town....we want to celebrate it with you grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 9:45am On May 22, 2020
TayserMahri:
You said Maiti lol. Maiti means corpse in swahili...we can say SaddamOchieng has made sammy a maiti wink
Lol not on that shma idiot life... nice deflection..
Now tell us why it took you 3 decades to build a single road when you would have used that amount of time be Singapore grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 9:44am On May 22, 2020
BeforeJuly:
this video is the funniest shiit I've seen in days!
this is beyond hilarious!

so Kenyan ladies do love Nigerian men?
I'm heading to Kenya soon and I promise to cart ALL the babes of all the sub Kenyan men on this thread! grin grin
Lol you think you've seen anything..just head to quora,Twitter YouTube, Facebook and see them whoring themselves about...one the other day told me she will kill herself if I don't travel to Kenya to marry her and I was like"bitch die already, that ain't happening"
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 9:40am On May 22, 2020
rvp20182:
Which Tomatoes? Nigeria is the amongst the WOLRD LEADING IMPORTERs OF TOMATO PASTE? They import raw tomatoes from Benin and the likes. Dangote put up a factory to process tomato paste and try take some of the import billions - and he closed the factory for lack of Tomatos.

https://www.freshplaza.com/article/9144416/nigeria-s-biggest-tomato-facility-idle-again/
When Aliko Dangote, Africa’s richest man, decided to set up the plant, it was done with the clear goal of supplanting imports of tomato paste - which were mostly coming from China - but that process has suffered setbacks.

Currently, the 1,200-ton-a-day tomato-processing factory near the West African nation’s northern city of Kano is closed, unable to get its required feed stock as farmers have switched to other crops at the beginning of the rainy season in May.

The plant was idle for more than two years until March this year over a supply disruption partly caused by a price dispute with farmers. Even after the disagreement was resolved, the factory was unable to ramp up production beyond 20% of its capacity due to inadequate supply of tomatoes; most of the farmers lacked the needed credit to expand their production
Like you import this this tomato paste below



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkmVEkUqBGo
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 9:40am On May 22, 2020
TayserMahri:
You should know what attracts modern day bitchez. Its usually lies and short term nothings...Thats why they will find Nigerian men attractive for a short period of time but in the long run they cry. Nigerian men are like the Spanish Alejandros... cant grow their economy but have time to serenade women with utopia. Kenyan men are more akin to the British men. We know how to get the important shit done but no time for bitchs.
What isn't that lies attracting Nigerian girls?

You have no point, you bitch are ugly and cheap any trade their dignity for relevance on the global space which by the way they make us the regular customers.....
W*ores everywhere grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 9:20am On May 22, 2020
rvp20182:
They are known for importing food. But their Statistics official claim they have agriculture so extensive its beat Brazil, Indonesia and likes. It's crazy cooking of books. The only agricultural product they export is a few cocoa beans.

Apparently, they produce so much food and eat everything - and still, need to import a lot more. Their appetite must the rapacious.
Yeah same way you cook your slum...pls kindly tell us when it would be ready for consumption cool cool cool



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkmVEkUqBGo
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 9:14am On May 22, 2020
TayserMahri:
Daniella should know that... he thought Nigeria produces all crops despite the fact that Nigeria is not known for farming. Every country has that one crop its known for... SA is wine, Tz is cashew nuts, Kenya is tea, Ghana is cocoa, Nigeria is whathuh No idea.
Nigeria is rice.... cool
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 9:10am On May 22, 2020
rvp20182:
Ironically you're also the biggest importer of tomatoes - both processed and raw.
You import the largest slum un-ironically grin grin what do you have to say about that .



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkmVEkUqBGo
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 9:07am On May 22, 2020
TayserMahri:
Nothing is saving naija from the negative territory this year. Try another year. grin
Loll I want to see you hurt more...You know Nigeria is not kenzoo..the former is progressive with so many option the later have zero option and is fvcked in the ass like a young girl.left desolate.. grin
Ignoring the fact that oil is climbing$37..

St Gabriel cocunut Refinery which is the biggest coconut Refinery in Africa and about the second biggest in the world is set to generate more revenue for Nigeria than the oil industry currently....


We have three modular Refinery which is set to produce 25,000bdp each

The world largest fertilizer plant is going into production this month and his set to generate an annual revenue of $2.5bn whilst saving us $600m Forex..and will also helelp boost our agrro sector..

The agric sector is growing like wild fire as we are to hit atleast 8.5-9m tonnes of rice production this year...

Despite the global recessionary time investor are dying to invest here..they don't seems perturb by this trying times..they are infact very confident and optimistic according to Bloomberg...


I can add more of you want...just say the word and I will grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 12:36am On May 22, 2020
Goodnight guys....Enjoy this horror in your dreams grin grin grin just click and cry ;cool cool cool



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkmVEkUqBGo
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 12:33am On May 22, 2020
Saddamochieng00:
Look at the coward hiding behind Sammy grin

I already told you that you're no match for me when am in beastmode grin grin

You better bring ya monkey ass here grin grin
Frying ass sessions are not over until I say so
grin grin grin
Lol this is very pathetic and immature of you shma ..so you have to open a new account, switch persona to try staying relevant in your own thinking....it's only shma than can see emotion as a fvcking switch that can be flipped ...so this is your pathetic beastmode..lol grin

..lol you better return back to your old self and post nairobi pics..you can also post the pinancle construction ongoing in your dreams grin grin grin atleast the level of sense you had then was better off even though it is rather too paltry for a human being...this your new self is just pure madness beyond control..
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 12:24am On May 22, 2020
Saddamochieng00:
Another line spotted x rated
You don't have to steal all my lines Sammy

It now your turn to show me those lines that I allegedly stole grin grin
"Demonic "and "look in the mirrors are my lines"...you rephrased the latter then regurgitated it back out due to lack of creativity...

What is the alternative way to refer to porn sites if not X rated...use your peasant brain pls grin..

Btw , let's be guided.you must use you kumamoko lifespan..it's rather took early to start rendering it's inefficient grin grin grin don't you think so too shma grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 12:20am On May 22, 2020
Saddamochieng00:
So were you using the rise up to the occasion line before i joined the thread

Another thief spotted from KUMAMAKO grin
Yes chimp undecided
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 10:53pm On May 21, 2020
Saddamochieng00:
And which lines are these that you keep claiming I steal from you undecided

KUMAMAKO grin grin
Figure it out...you stole it . didn't you
...
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 10:52pm On May 21, 2020
Saddamochieng00:
Nope
A simple search of kumamako and kazikazi proved otherwise wink

You're already hatin on the name and you're yet to know of its true meaning grin grin grin
I don't know the meaning of zootopia, hobbitwonderland,Kuma, mboro so this latest one will be joining the long list of your lunatic slangs that I don't care to know it's meaning... cool
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 10:51pm On May 21, 2020
Saddamochieng00:
Oh Sammy since when did you start watching kenyan porn
Has your obsessions with Kenyan babes reach this level grin

I once watched a kumamako porn movie grin
My goodness!! I could smell the stench emanating from the pussy of that godforsaken kumamako douchebag from my TV screen
grin grin grin


Why is it that kumamako bitches pussies are always smelling of rotten tilapia or decaying Nile perch grin grin grin
Talk they say is very cheap like your flip flop grin...you will have to come out and explain how you could smell the stench of kumamako porn videos from your phone...is it magic or voodoo... grin which is it..
Perphaps you were mistaking it for your sticky smelly armpit or your private area that hasnt come in contact with water and soapy lather in monthsgrin grin grin

I am sorry kid...I can never be obsessed with historical, unprecedented ugliness...
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 10:32pm On May 21, 2020
Saddamochieng00:
Why don't you do me a favour..locate the nearest mirror and try n establish if this is truly your long lost twin brother grin grin grin whom your mother abandoned by the roadside at a young young age grin grin grin
You are stealing my lines,rephrasing it then regurgitate it back in a different version...only shma does that...

I am 30% sure this is shma cool cool cool
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 10:29pm On May 21, 2020
Saddamochieng00:
There's a huge difference between kumamako and Kumamoto wink

Do you need me to educate you further grin grin

It'll be a pleasure to do so more kumamako grin grin grin
If you know the bolded then that means you are an old member masking yourself...be bold and tell us who you are...we won't bite you grin

I am 29% sure this shma..
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 10:09pm On May 21, 2020
Still waiting for Saddam idiot daily creative slang cool cool cool
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 10:08pm On May 21, 2020
Saddamochieng00:
I have already invented Nigeria's slang grin

From now henceforth you'll be referred to as kumamako grin grin grin
An upgraded version of kuma grin grin grin

Ghanaians be prepared yours is way worse grin
Nope be creative and stop stealing people's hard earned slang...kumamako is what your brothers refer to KAZIKAZI as....
..you promised me creative slang remember.. grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 10:05pm On May 21, 2020
Saddam idiot..it's 12:05....tell us this be slang already grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 10:03pm On May 21, 2020
Jasparrow1:
It won't still change the fact that we are far far far ahead of you fools grin grin grin stop rubbing shoulder with us. We're not your mates on anything. No matter how hard you foolish kenyans try to compare yourselves with us. We're still ahead of you. cheesy Go and argue with your mates like, Somalia, Sudan, Uganda, Chad etc. Imagine a ugly skinny, starving burnt Kenyan calling Nigerians apes. When the whole world reffered them as apes. The most ugliest creatures on Earth grin grin grin
Kenyans are everything you described in this post...not only are they wickedly ugly they are also burnt apes as you rightly stated.. grin grin grin

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