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WILLuKPquiet:
[left][s]Nothing special about a part of the body turning to a strange colour.
All you need to do to is pick up a box of poster colour, chose the colour you desire and paint that part back to that color. The same thing apply to balls. I am a lover of blue and that's the colour of my balls.

Until yesterday morning when my nephew came home with them in mud. I was a bit angry I kukuma painted my balls brown. So that next time he goes to play with them the mud won't be conspicuous on my balls.

On a more serious note my guy visit a doctor. No amount of advice on nairaland compares to seeing a doctor.[/s]

Very,very dry..

omoburuku:
*Pardon any typos*

Drs in the hauz,

I am an undergraduate, currently in 200L. While we were in 100L, my Roomie used my favourite boxer and I soaked & washed it with hot water thinking it should purify the boxer but I noticed ever since that incident, there has been an unpleasant odour from my balls/thigh area. I noticed the colour is somehow pinkish as well. It scratches sometimes.

I have tried using all sort of antifungal cream's from Ytacan, Funbact, Nixodermx, Dusting powder etc but still the stuff seems to be resistance to all of them.

Is there hope??

Biko help my case.

Why in the fvcking hell would you even put that underwear back on....you should have either thrown it away or leave it for him even if it was a singlet.

gallivant:
The Capital

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYLwCORXkAMW63G.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYLv-WLXkAMRiJF.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYLwCU-WkAIjatD.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYLv-QpXYAoU7g3.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYLv-ShWAAAl48S.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYLv-UVWoAEuC5O.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYLvsJ1XQAElIAl.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYLvsHyXYAYwjXO.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYLvsGBXYAA6MzF.jpg

The real unedited nairobi

Kazikazi:
50% contraction?
Plus hunger
Plus locusts
Plus floods
Plus corona
Plus alshabaab
Plus corruption
Plus tribalism

Mmh,that's a deadly mix

Hahahaha truly a deadly mix

Just30:



something so worthless

I know right

Danielnino00:
You live in Switzerland?

A few days back, u were showing Kikuyu pictures of ur tea farm and claimed that it was being affected by heavy rains and flooding..

Now u are in Switzerland..

Well-done...your pot of lies never full .

You noticed too

vaxx:
Are you a drop out ?

Oh vaxx pls

TayserMahri:
Kenya will still grow at between 1 and 3 %. We wont go to the negative territory. We havent had a full lockdown, and its unlikely we will need one. However, Nigeria will be a miracle if they dont grow at -ve figures... Combination of oil prices and the lockdown.

It's Kenya that would be lucky to grow 1% this year...if you couldn't meet your projected growth pre covid-19 (2019,2018,2017 e.t.c) who is to say you will meet this works bank forecast on 1% now that everything in Kenya has grounded to an halt...we on the other hand have the agricultural sector growing at a fast pace, rebounding oil price,a coconut refinery, coming upstream (largest in Africa and second largest in the world...it's expected that we generate more revenue from it than oil), 3 modular oil refinery coming upstream this year excluding the giant Dangote refinery...
..

Btw I guess you don't know we've been on partial lockdown for the past two weeks...plus not all states went on lockdown..

gallivant:
All you had to do is pump some oil and gas and there was Springfield.

Why dont you pump some tea and avocado and have teafield ;?

obaaderemi:
A 28bn$ budget with a deficit close to 10%. There's nothing to envy in a budget hanging up there on a thread woven out of debts and foreign aids.

There's nothing to envy in a $60bn economy which is not top 5 in a place like Africa.

I know you are dying to retaliate some of the injury I caused you on the exposure of your fake GDP, but my time is for better things this afternoon. Look elsewhere.

rvp2018:
Our worst slums have electricity. You best neighborhood don't.

Ehmmm nope....stop lying

Kazikazi:
Dar es salaam Tanzania

Rvonwhen you talk of modernity I want to see something like this....This pic is unedited yet it looks so urbanised,and very modern...it has this Sao Paulo feel...

gallivant:
Still better than Zoogeria.

https://www.tate.org.uk/sites/default/files/styles/width-600/public/fig_3_enwonwu_masquerade_1940_crop.jpg

https://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/8721271_f1024.jpg

[img]https://igbocybershrine.files./2010/09/p9180144.jpg[/img]

I would wonder what you find so hilarious about you post...

rvp2018:
Upperhill is not Westland. Nairobi has more than 10 business districts.

You can post as many shi.tty pictures as you like but you can never measure up with Nairobi


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QefIybvNsU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdSFW5eBtxQ&t=202s

I am gladen to know you aware that nairobi is shiitty...Lagos is districts is not shitty so there is no point measuring up with a slum....
Below is unedited, unadulterated Westland it's looks ugly and shitty...

AskiaHarem:
The same sh1tty district again?! What is this the 60th time in a row in a single week you've spammed this district?

Lol the shiity upperhill ..real unedited pics don't lie

rvp2018:
Video doesn't lie. Yes, Nairobi has slums occupying 2% of it's landmass and exactly 5% of it's built area.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdSFW5eBtxQ

Here is Westland district - Westland has I think 3 slums - 1 acre of slum in Runda (Gathogoro), 1/2 acre of highridge slum and maybe 500 acres of slum - Kangemi.

Nairobi has many districts - and soon I hope we get a real view of each of them.

The slums are highlighted there for you. Slums basically host domestic workers and industrial area workers - plus informal working Nairobi. They are mostly built in gov or public land - in edges of forest or valleys. Illegally built.

Westlands Kitisuru · Parklands/Highridge · Kangemi · Karura · Mountain View
Dagoretti North Kilimani · Kawangware · Gatina · Kileleshwa · Kabiro
Dagoretti South Mutu-ini, Ngand'o · Riruta · Uthiru/Ruthimitu · Waithaka
Langata Karen · Nairobi West · Nyayo Highrise · South C
Kibra Laini Saba · Lindi · Makina · Woodley-Kenyatta Golf Course · Sarang'ombe
Roysambu Githurai · Kahawa West · Zimmerman · Roysambu · Kahawa
Kasarani Clay City · Mwiki · Kasarani · Njiru Shopping · Ruai
Ruaraka Babadogo · Utalii · Mathare North · Lucky Summer · Korogocho
Embakasi South Imara Daima · Kwa Njenga · Kwa Reuben · Pipeline · Kware
Embakasi North Kariobangi North · Dandora Area I · Dandora Area II · Dandora Area III · Dandora Area IV
Embakasi Central Kayole North · Kayole NorthCentral · Kayole South · Komarock · Chokaa · Matopeni/ Spring Valley
Embakasi East Upper Savanna · Lower Savanna · Embakasi · Utawala · Mihang'o
Embakasi West Umoja I · Umoja II · Mowlem · Kariobangi South
Makadara Maringo/ Hamza · Viwandani · Harambee · Makongeni
Kamukunji Pumwani · Eastleigh North · Eastleigh South · Airbase · California
Starehe Nairobi Central · Ngara · Pangani · Ziwani/ Kariokor · Landimawe · Nairobi South
Mathare Hospital · Mabatini · Huruma · Ngei · Mlango Kubwa · Kiamaiko

You are making noise my friend.. Nairobi is slum..
We dealt with most part of this locations individually and the result left us all nonplussed...

obaaderemi:
At least Nigeria has money taps to open as your screenshot shows.

Kenya has been broke since April. See:

Hahaha ver funny

obaaderemi:
All the relevant world agencies and situations on ground disagree with you. We know Kenya is synonymous with filth and slums.

Very true...I wonder why they keep arguing the obvious

rvp2018:
Slumpolis cannot have slums. It's a slum itself.

Very true....E.g Nairobi, Mombasa just to mention a few

TayserMahri:
Says someone from a country that has never completed a public project

How do you describe public project cos to me that would be road,schools, hospitals,erails,port, housing....and we sure as hell do complete it...

We are not Kenya that took 30 years just to build a single road in maiti...lol that how much time you need to develop your zoo to first world standard...at such weak corrupt pace your zoo can only get developed in about 8 centuries then the world should be living on the moon

TayserMahri:
Forget phase 3. Your govt is already broke with revenues down by half.

You are blowing hot air stray dog Nigeria economy is just too much for your brain to accommodate let alone break down and study amidst this novel covid19 we got over a billion dollar boost in our foreign reserve in just 11 fvcking days....infact oil is currently trading at $35 prior to the last time I checked which was 6.05pm on Monday Nigerian time.....few days ago when we had this oil conversation.Back then oil was trading at $31 fast forward to now and it's at $35 per fvcking barrel...that is how fast oil price is rebounding amidst this novel corona....

Heck in 2016 when y'all were yapping about having a higher budget than Nigeria, yeah that same fvcking year Nigeria was ranked first country in Africa spending the most in infastructure with South Africa trailing behind .. Dude I tell you our economy is not something your puny brain can put together

Just tell us what is loading in Kenya cos phase 3 is loading either this year or next year (cos of hindered trading activity globally)...is it brt that is loading in Kenya

TayserMahri:
That was a different project. The French are to build a light rail from JKIA to CBD (Old CBD). The Spain deal is about supplying DMUs to the existing commuter thing.

Oh yeah both were dead on arrival...

TayserMahri:
As if the ones you have work....lol. You dont have a subway. Your light rail in Abuja is incomplete and makes no sense no Nigerians. Your monorail failed on arrival its now a museum.

You are blowing hot air lady Abuja light rail is already in phase 2 and you are busy screaming like a bi*tch...you better shut up and go build one in your poor zoo...it's a thing of action and money not nonsensical online noise ...money speaks

Pic 1&2 is phase 1
Pic 3 & 4 is phase 2

Phase 3 loading.....................

To all the historian in the house...you can watch this 10 year old video to learn a thing or two about Calabar history and in part in shaping Nigeria's history....




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-fSD4A2lyU

Beautiful parks in Enugu



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZVpmY_dh00

QuietMynd:
1 & 2 Federal interstate rail
3 Lagos state intra rail system
4 cross River state intra rail system

We've just added lagos-ibadan, warri-itakpe line.....

Now this is what I call infastructure...I dare any Kenyan to challenge that..

Problemkid1:
It's not all about Abuja, Lagos, Port Harcourt and Enugu. There are many beautiful cities in Nigeria.

More

I have to give this to Owerri...i.am.more than impressed about her.....I never expected this much

Problemkid1:
Landmark event center Owerri, beside Protea hotel, a multi national brand

Are you for real....there is landmark in Owerri.....

I thought it was only Lagos that has landmark...I doubt if Abuja does..

rvp2018:
Let them look for slums like in their slumpolis. What they don't know slums occupy 2% of Nairobi landmass. Their small segment near first that is like an acre in high ridge.

You are making noise... virtually everywhere in Nairobi is slummish and disorganised.....

Your choatic CBD(the main one) is a very good example

Shma:
I have never seen such in W.A.
A single district has it all!!

You can't see it cos WA has it better

rvp2018:
Nairobi - westland district - watch from 2.55m - you cannot get a district like that in any west Africa backwater.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdSFW5eBtxQ?t=180

This guy drone will kill Nigeria and Ghana

Karen area

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztJ1MMwypZ4&t=88s

Ngong road area

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjxY0gupOJ0&t=596s

I watched that Westland video 6 hours after it release..nothing special or impressive about it most especially the road....Heck can't you people have the decency of building lane for pedestrians...trust me it better than those open gutter/drainage you left in Westland for niggas to walk over

Dlonra:
That's why we are the pride of Africa. The White wannabes of Nigeria have mental issues.

I am sorry but Unprecedented demonic ugliness is never a thing of pride but rather an accruing shame that can never be expunged...