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gallivant:
If I start posting Kenyan luxury properties you will all run with tails between your legs and come back barking about whites and Indians. I am trying to save you the embarrassment.

Lol what you call luxury is what we call normal here...And I .not saying this to joke...give me videos..

mtisTheQubit:
So your billionaires cant afford your chics..
anyway another Naija guy died here the other day under unclear circumstances..he was married to Kenyan chic..tell them ths lands are not safe..

You should be lucky broke naija guys that can't afford naija babes are picking those kikuyu uglies cos they are cheap to manage..

mtisTheQubit:
sammy am not trying to be cheeky an stuff but that house is not for a rich dude..rich dude got space an trees everywhere..an the design i s something..my opinion though

It is because you leave in a cave..move around the world...
Luxury cuts across all spheres ..most urban luxury lack large green open yard and luxury..you only get to see that mostly in townie leafy suburbs..

mtisTheQubit:
ahh.,an i thought youtube an Netflix helped you on the joke part..am disappointed with you Sammy

Lol MTN(Mumu talking nonsense)

gallivant:
Says the guy who posted Canadian properties as Nigerian. You lost the plot a while ago Sammy.

You loved the country video right...send your developer here to learn...your Karen and Langata residence is synonymous to what every tom,dick and Harry will build in Borno state

mtisTheQubit:
sammy tell me why Nigerian rich guys marry Kenyan women..but have never seen a kenyan guy even date a naija gal..questions an more questions..

Very simple...your bi*tches are very cheap and loyal like a stray dog...you go on YouTube, Twitter, Facebook,quora name it and see them openly obsessing over Nigeria men...I can flood here with videos you know...
On the other hand naija girls are very expensive from their outfit to their personality..you need alot of money to keep that relationship in check..sex and love won't cut it..
Most naija don't even know Kenya exist and the few that knows considers Kenya to be a very poor primitive country..FACT
Ask any naija girl..

Shma:
I said it.

Go to the comment session and view what the natives are saying.

I don't have that historic intelligence to break it down.
Just click view and calm your tities


http://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.ft.com/content/fad17840-4ea9-11ea-95a0-43d18ec715f5&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwiuurz_jJrpAhWQGBQKHbZhAsEQFjAbegQIAxAB&usg=AOvVaw1eJfXnfmfMXuXXfpefDezX

yes I know..you dont cut me as someone who could Never

mtisTheQubit:
are we comparing beauty here Sammy ? you know east africa is where beauty is defined...

Oh please do the make me laugh kid

mtisTheQubit:
walai jelousy don kill you Sammy..

Lol mpesa has been chased out of India

gallivant:
Lol

Why? If you spent as much time on Nigerian luxury properties you wouldn't post Canadian properties as Nigerian.

I am sorry but you guys taste bun luxury sucks..look this is a miniature mansion in Abuja...it looks more luxurious than that large stable you call a mansion...you can literally smell the luxury from your freaking phone
Even the environment is solid



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3xOWWWYmZM

mtisTheQubit:
ya jealous of me, aint you anyway tell those peeps of yours(the ladies) that mtis is a big shot..know what i mean

Nonsense.. jealous of you
I am sorry they are not on your level...stick to chasing your kikuyu cow legged ladies with facial structures like those in the mummy(related to Egypt)

Lionessza6:
Comparing poverty by African countries ( for mocking purposes) can only be done by those who want to mock Africans as a whole . I'm sure you have no issues with that ,but I have no interest in such.

Stop wasting your time on that creature..for your own good..

mtisTheQubit:
Wt freak ,you didnt get the joke eeh just saying hi

I am sorry I am not a Kenyan...you thrive on drivel jokes

Shma:
am not a historian like kikuyu.
I base my facts on what I see on internet.
I guess you wanted to see some lined-up history before hitting on the account that led to that
Anyway, byee

Arghhhh..lawd have mercy..
Very Empty,bland and dumb as usual.

Shma:
no one is mocking the blacks lady,
Only dumb black slowpoke can do that.
Basing on my sentiments in my previous post, is like I was standing with the black south African.
A Boer engaged something about electricity and after assembling few facts about real deal on electricity in S.A. the native(who are black) were enjoying free electricity during the old apartheid. Now the bill is upon them to pay in huge taxes.
You can blame the ANC government not me ..

Lol yet again sh*male what are you saying now again

Lionessza6:
LMFAO, I know you think you are dumbing yourself down for trolling purposes, but smart trolls stand out from the rest ,the same way dumb people thinking they are clever always expose their brainless -ness by overrating themselves .

Thank Gooooooodnessss...someone has finally seen what I have been saying about shma....
When two or more say it best believe it not a lie.....shma you are truly dumb just accept it and never defend it..such is life

mtisTheQubit:
Mpesa was one of them..bad news they have just shut it down..

As it should be

mtisTheQubit:
so whats up doc !

What is doc

mtisTheQubit:
Kazi Rvp cuts as someone well educated than most folks here to be honest..he might be rough on folks sometimes but cant deny the facts he presents..bythe way kaaz am software engineer also..so count me as an engineer

Lol you also ...I think Kenyans agave managed to create another definition of software engineer....the brain is not visible in you

mtisTheQubit:
quote me direct lady..am here dont get al scared of me now..

I quoted you yesterday but you confessed your sissy little coward ass was to scared to render a reply...lol as it should be clown

Shma:
by 2018 according to W.B we were at 75% were is the 70% coming from?
FYI out of 90% of total E.C in S.A around 20% of your population are likely to end up without electricity
During the old apartheid period a good number of people were told not to pay the bills (by the ANC) and the practise merely continued for some times. So it ended up living a huge burden to the natives.
The Consumers in Soweto alone ( suburb of Johannesburg) owe over 20 billion rand to Eskom - what will that have to say?, the lonely poor blacks who were fooled by ANC will now have to struggle with huge taxes to pay the bills and the defaults will end up losing it.
Your best is for the best(likes of you/boers) the rest are living miserable life the reason they don't want to see other blacks invading there country.
And yes S.A is ahead of kenya in nearly all aspect

@ bolded that is the sickest joke of this century...lol and as for having 75% cooked electrification stat..you have you power manager to.thank for that...his cooking skill ate remarkable

Just30:
someone with poor numeracy skills as an engineer

we are all in trouble

Lol he can even excel in kindergarten maths I wonder who will think that dumb ass hole is capable of writing complex algorithms...it takes brain to code not mouth

Kazikazi:
You believed that lie of him being a software engineer?
He have no intelligence to do engineering stuff

Lol too many idiot claim to be into computer related stuff....the dude you quoted his one of them..

Just30:
this is the funniest write up ever

Lol..talk his cheap
..he should come back K that 15 years times and see Kenya sitting behind Ethiopia,TZ... surpassing SA is a dream that can only be induced by inhaling fermented rat poison...talk more of Nigeria

rvp20182:
So you run into PPP - and declared Nominal GDP basic and outdated . I guess WB, IMF and everyone else that still uses Nominal GDP as the basis for comparing countries and calculating GDP haven't heard of the investment analyst from South Africa!!

For argument sake, let us say that Kenya will catch up with South Africa in Nominal GDP very soon

That South Africa will grow by 4% next - will only happen after getting hammered like 10% - otherwise the South Africa last grew I think in 2011.The medium term prognosis that I saw pre-COVID - was that in next 5yrs - you were to grow at btw -1 and 1% - Zero. Kenya has generally hit a swift spot of 6% growth annually - if we keep that consistent for a decade - and we maintain our currency - our nominal GDP will double before 2030.

Heck in another 2yrs - we will be due to re-basing - and with Mobile Money on steroids - there is going to be a lot more insight on our how big the economy is and we will estimate better.

When you're comparing Kenya and South Africa - factor the rate of growth - in anything.

Electricity - Kenya in 2005 - had 12% of it's citizen connected to electricity. Our Eskom had 300,000 customers. Now KPLC has maybe 8,000,000 in about 15 yrs. The total household in Kenya are about 12M - assuming HH size of 4 in population of 48M. So we still have about 4M household to go but considering that we are connecting about 1M HH every year - we will be at universal electricity access pretty soon. Many have described it as world fastest electrification rate.

Now Eskom - has many issues - DEBT (32B) - before you think about capital investment in dams and opex. It's going to drag on - now that POST-COVID-19 damages to rest of the economy will make South Africa ability to rescue it very difficult. See how SAA airline was left to bite the dust.

In short - Kenya is coming up - very very fast. Right now it's 3rd largest Sub-Saharan economy - and pretty much in most index (that measure scale - not intensity) - it's sit behind South Africa and Nigeria.

That we are even considering Kenya overtaking both - one has gazillion of oil and 200m people- while the other is basically NIC - both with twice Kenya land size- shows Kenya is moving pretty fast.

No more lies MR Man...You are are not and has never been the third largest economy in SSA..

While most countries in the region have been affected to different degrees by the pandemic, real gross domestic product growth is projected to fall sharply particularly in the region’s three largest economies – Nigeria, angola, and South Africa

And Also this one....Even this one looks bland...it's probably what you get to see in a well to do neighbourhood on Lagos mainland not even the island part...Abuja is on another level of luxury..so far SA luxury market has been pretty impressive...The only thing I think we can rip off your playbook is large green garden/yard...Aside that nothing else.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpPwkyC4pHE

RVP, GALLIVANT and the rest..I have been on YouTube for the most part of my day trying to get a glimpse of what Kenya's luxury market looks like and I must confess it been quite underwhelming ti say the least...so far I have guzzled over 20 videos on Kenya luxury homes and this is by far the best.....




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQBm2TFdOSg

Danielnino00:
That guy is just so stupid.. ..Kenya doesn't produce jack shit...it's all tea,flower and coffee..

And the best parts of their Nairobi is just the CBD areas ..

Lagos economy being bigger than Kenya is no hoax.. Lagos mainland has a lot of industrial estates scattered all over, e.g Dopemu,Isolo,Ileshamaje,Amuwo Odofin,Oregun,etc not to mention the big markets and the ICT hubs at Yaba.. The island houses a lot of companies and banks HQ not to mention the numerous real estates scattered over there... When you add the suburbs of Epe,Ikorodu,Badagry and Ibeju Lekki where agriculture is a thing,then you are looking at the 5th biggest economy in Africa

That RVP fool says Kenya is aiming for South Africa level.... They should catch up with Lagos first.

He has been screaming that nonsense since last year..when I first heard him say it I was shocked but layer I discovered he was just being stupidly over zealous....
He will keep dreaming about that day till he grows old and die

rvp20182:
Kenya economy is well diversified. We sell our tea to pakistani and arabs. Not europeans - that is one example.

So you mean to say I can't run into a Kenyan tea in the UK store...
Even you Arabs are in sinking shiit..oil price is down..we are all feeling the effect coupled with covid19....
Who wants to drink your stupid tea amidst this covid-19..you are left with your meagre revenue from those smuggled veggie to Europe which I doubt is even up $100,000 in worth

rvp20182:
Our growth cooled down from 6.3% to 5.4% - and that took care of the situation - this year - we are taking a hit to 1-2%. Kenya data is out there. It not like Yemi Kale stew.

No it's didn't just drop last year it also dropped the previous year before 2019 and my bet is that same thing happened in 2017.....if you couldn't meet your projected growth when the world was still calm and stable(pre covid-19) what makes you think you will grow this year...
Dude it's not magic...most of your customers in virtually all your sectors are in Europe and as far as I can tell most of Europe's power houses are down and out..of course all thanks to covid19..

Danielnino00:
Found this on a friend's Facebook post .
I dunno why other Africans like picking on us on Twitter.. maybe it's to chase clout... The Kenyans started it with the Kenya vs Nigeria beef which gave birth to this thread..

They don't know that Nigerians on twitter aren't normal

That Ugandan girl is stupid...we thought we've had enough from shiithole country like Kenyan and now it is Uganda da....
Nigerians render them useless on Twitter..

Danielnino00:
What do u have to say about this?

How are u going to catch up with South Africa now?

Mark this in the wall..kenya will never,ever,ever meet this projected growth..they are doing either <1 or negative...if they couldn't meet their project growth last year pre covid-19 despite Kenyatta's cooking what makes you think they will meet it now when every single sector if their economy is crippled.....They are left with smuggling few kilograms of veggies via their loss making KQ to earn few dollars....