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tylann:
kenya is the leading fdi attract-er in east africa
recently we improved our ranking on ease of business to 56 that means we are attracting investors more and investors have confidence in kenya

mean while ghana dethroned you to become the leading fdi attract-er in west africa
i said skyscrapers under construction not proposed and when i say skyscrapers i mean skyscrapers not high rises being constructed in eko atlantic

nakuru is a town
the second largest economy in kenya after nairobi

Quite funny .I see you added to this+it shows you are in pain bro)..

You are not the highest FDI attract-er in East Africa, not when Ethiopia is available....
Leave ekoatlantic it is too.much for your brain to process...
My dear most of your skyscraper are stalled.,.

Nakuru is a village

mtisTheQubit:
Seriously man..of all the people a Nigerian compares his zoo with another country about missing people...Dude we not that stupid..we read, we google ..yo niggas are always in the news about dead or missing souls..ya not fooling anyone here..truth

Don't be stupid, it won't fit you...If I say something you feel is a lie why not refute it rather than calling me jealous....This is my evidence

mtisTheQubit:
jealousy don kill you sammy..so ya pained coz Kenya is doing well than the other place..

This is funny..When I speak the truth you guys label me as being jealous...Am I suppose to lie or sugar coat it to please your hearing..

Instead of quoting me cluelessly why not refute my points with evidence.

mtisTheQubit:
i wish the guy could travel to Kenya an stop getting his feeds from youtube..

I would have but then I would go missing just like those kids that goes missing daily (30 per day).

mtisTheQubit:
dude quote stuff you know...Nakuru is not a village....its a work of beauty

It's a village,.Run back to your hole.

tylann:
you are always concerned you are the one who is always mentioning where i live nakuru

there is nothing like kiambiu in kenya go and watch kenyan videos again to get the name right i know you care more about kenya than nigeria

Weak comeback as usual...You are unimportant to me little boy...I don't know you've always craved for my love and attention.... sorry for that

I hope you were not expecting me to spell the bolded correctly....That was me disrespecting your country.

tylann:
good consolation for yourself

malls and skyscrapers are being constructed like never before

30 percent of skyscrapers being constructed in africa are in nairobi so

i dont know about recession kenya has never been to recession so i dont know

Lol this is quite funny...look I don't need to console myself cos I gat nothing to lose here...you are the one loosing investors which equates to malls and skyscrapers loss....You clearly don't know about Nairobi when you living in a village called Nakuru....The 30% skyscraper might be the ones in your dreams or the proposed ones..

Once again you need to read to understand...I never said anything about Kenya recession. Go back and read, you are clearly losing it..

rvp2018:
Precisely imagine gov saying you build a road and deduct taxes from it...how do you even track that . ..and you wonder not why Nigeria depends 95% on Rockefeller and Rothschild oil companies.. Dangote is like the small baby in that country owned by oil makors

No need for noise sir ..go tell safaricom to build you some road..we want your paved road to hit 8% this year .God's willing.

tylann:
yes iam a nobody but iam a somebody to you that is why you are so worried about me being an undergraduate and unemployed

dangote refinery is white elephant and tanzania is also after him

Make no mistake you are nothing to me and I have never showed concern about you..you are just as useless to me as to the rest of the world(sorry but that is fact)..

Dangote refinery is just too complex for your brain to process...Stick to plucking tea leaves at KIAMBIU..

tylann:
oooh please
i can bring you more links about kenyas mall bubble if you want
if investors think there is mall bubble in kenya why are they building more malls there should stop building malls because of the mall bubble but they are doing the opposite

for example nakuru has 2 malls underconstruction so

My dear go take some Kenyan tea from KIAMBIU to calm you down....
That your middle class hype has been bursted does not mean malls won't spring up..it just means it won't spring up massively as you've imagined..Even when Nigeria was in serious recession in 2015 malls and skyscrapers was still constructed...It just mean that they would be decline in such property and investment..

tylann:
if you dont fvck why are so concerned about me
that refinery is doomed to fail that is the point

Lol little boy noise has never been the solution to anything...Why not try a civilized dialogue(one that is without emotions) rather than noise cos you noise can only put a day old rat to sleep.

Once again you are a nobody and the entire world doesn't care a word you utter...Stick to that balcony plantation of yours, I am.very sure you are good at that...
That refinery is too much for your brain to process..

tylann:
the report you posted was written by a south african about kenya retail sector
the guy is intimidated by the rise and rise of kenyas retail sector
so continue praying for our downfall

if imf and world bank offers your loan refuse it

imf is encouraging your govt to close the borders and your listening to them

Yeah you can't understand economic conspiracy IMF have a out the border closure...I careless so long as it doesn't affect Nigeria..

tylann:
haha you are confused
nakumatt fell and shoprite and tuskys took its place
uchumi is goverment owned so its mismanged
ukwala is choppies
naivas is expanding

the writer knows nothing about kenya and you believe him

so

My dear no need for petty noise..Here is another link that attest to my previous link.. Also a Kenyan source.

https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/business/article/2001295008/tenants-now-demand-lower-rent-as-malls-bubble-bursts

tylann:
opec is an oil cartel run by saudi arabia all members of do saudi arabia whims
all opec members depend on oil revenues over 60 percent of their budget how can they deride one of they members

bring that economist report we see

yes iam undergraduate and i have a plantation on my balcony where i sell the process products

My dear I won't bring anything to you cause that has been done severally on this thread..you not being able notice and read (I think you actually read it.) Confirms what I have been saying about you being a slowpoke who can't comprehend simple write up..

And For the record Sammy don't give a fvck about your cubicle sized banana plantation..

tylann:
so you want us to believe your blogs which post jakarta as lagos
or you wants to believe yemi kale figures

Nigeria has a lot of oil and natural resources why are you not independent you looted all your oil revenues
it is your govt who closed your borders now you are blaming imf and world bank

Oh dear you are losing it...it is obvious you didn't comprehend my post ..I take it that you are naturally dumb and irrationally irredeemable..
No nigerian blogger cares about Kenya so much to conduct a reasearch on her let alone writing about her....the source hails from Kenya ....look for an this and say it is a publicity stunt.
Hahaha for the first time you are saying yemi kale...let Sammy screenshot this

The bolded shows you are a slowpoke, go back and read again I won't spoon feed you...This time read to understand.

tylann:
hahahahaha
what is this

bring the source

i thought it was an international recognize body like world bank and imf
you bring a blog as source sorry boy try again

middle class bubble in kenya yet more malls and skyscrapers are coming up i thought if there is middle class bubble malls close shops

kenyas poverty rate at 67 percent hahahahahahaha

My dear making excess noise and using that exclamation alongside the emoji doesn't make it any less true...I am surprised you don't malls and skyscrapers construction in Kenya is no longer on a serious boost...I dealt with this topics two Sundays ago and I believe you were available when I did....
Learn to read and understand before talking..you are too young to be having difficulties assimilating....it said 67% of your hood rats lives below $3 per day..

https://www-dailymaverick-co-za.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.dailymaverick.co.za/article/2019-02-21-retail-how-the-mighty-have-fallen-in-kenya/amp/?amp_js_v=a2&amp_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQCKAE%3D#aoh=15733215188130&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymaverick.co.za%2Farticle%2F2019-02-21-retail-how-the-mighty-have-fallen-in-kenya%2F



Anyway that is the link above...Read and understand properly this time maybe you will get the slightest idea why your malls and vretail stores aren't boo.ing as you've imagined....
I can get you another link. They are like tons of those online..

tylann:
i was not making any come back boy i was stating facts

dangote is succesful because he owns all politicians in nigeria which grants him monopoly
that refinery is a white elephant

and is your family more succesful than dangote

OPEC and other globally recognised Economist will say otherwise at the bolded....You are just an ordinary undergraduate who probably will join the list of unemployed youths in Kenya, so what do you think you know or your special brain knows more than this people...Never forget that you are a nobody boy..

BTW this was a other weak comeback...Any wise person reading this will attest to what I am saying...

So weak

tylann:
yeah we are not nigeria the world poverty capital
our economy progress is open to the world
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwiSks_71d3lAhVfA2MBHZy_CJkQFjABegQIAhAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nation.co.ke%2Foped%2Fopinion%2FVote-of-confidence-as-IMF-approves-of-Uhuru-reforms%2F440808-5341002-jw2lu9z%2Findex.html&usg=AOvVaw0Gw2xyJMUvqa0Cw5Wb-z0I


https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwiSks_71d3lAhVfA2MBHZy_CJkQFjAAegQIAxAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.capitalfm.co.ke%2Fnews%2F2019%2F10%2Fimf-africa-lauds-efforts-made-by-kenya-in-anti-graft-war%2F&usg=AOvVaw258AZobQOcKTm0JtgaClMQ

and for the record while kenyas economy is progressing from 60b in 2014 in 2019 100b
nigerias economy in 2014 was 500b in 2019 is 300b

bring the evidence of kenyas middle class bubble

Lol my boy you are slow and extremely gullible..Anyone that tells you IMF and World bank genuinely wants Africa to progress pls I strongly advice that you slap that person very hard....
Imf will say whatever they want but what matters is what goes on genuinely in the economy the citizens has handed to the govt....The same IMF was lauding Nigeria for closing it borders against her neighbours so they can all go into recession and come borrowing money from them...

Lol you asked for it and you will get it...Tylann it's all over the web...


[b]retailers reveals some of the hard realities of this sector in Africa. Despite the hype associated with the growing middle class, significant depth and scale are yet to be seen. Kenya is a useful proxy for the African context. A quick look at some relevant statistics reveal an interesting and concerning scenario:

Most Kenyans are employed in the informal sector, which captures 83.4% of total employment.

Of a population of 48 million people, 0.6% earn middle-class wages and less than 0.2% take home more than the middle class.

Formally employed Kenyans average $785.49 monthly earnings, before deductions.

In 2018, nearly half of Kenyan households earned less than $99.94 per month, while 2% have no income at all.

One in three Kenyans lives below the international poverty line of less than $1.90 per day. But in Kenya’s lower middle-income country category, where the poverty line is below $3.21 per day, 67% of Kenyans live below the poverty line.

The urban population in Kenya is just 26.5% of the country’s total.[/b]

tylann:
dangote the goon

he is constructing 5kms of concrete highway so that he can gain favours from your govt

he is constructing the largest oil refinery in the world while the world is shifting to electric cars and renewable energy

Lol this is a very weak comeback even for a 2 year old kid...I know you no longer know what to say when clearly you've seen and understood the reality of what I was saying...

Lol let me play along but I will be the wise one whilst you stick to foolishness..

What 5km road are talking about jealous boy...

Dangote is not foolish enough to throw his money into such mega projects if he knows he won't be making any tangible profit , or a quick return In investment...He is a successful business man and knows more in the business world than your entire lineage may ever know(sorry this is not a curse but fact)...

tylann:
hahaha you think kenya is nigeria

middle class in kenya bursted hahaha

bring the evidence here

kenyastalker

Lol you are right Nigeria is not Kenya that lies to world about her economic progress....
Lol so you mean to say you don't know your country has been hyping your middle class to the media and investors..
Are you sure you those evidence,..you might hate Kenyatta for the liar he is..

tylann:
you watched nairobi and kenya videos throughout so

you can post maasai cattle
you will never see maasai grazing cows in our airports

Where you not the one wanted to post cows.....you post cows I post cows

popizaino:
Pls where?

I don't know what to call this, but this is definitely a very stupid question...

Use that phone of yours to find out where....in Kaduna alone 3 roads are being constructed(Birnin gwari-funtua roads, 100km Kaduna-birningwari)

tylann:
hahaha
if nigerians cannot repair and maintain the highway to their busiet port it looks like a dumbsite
what will happen if they are given oil industries they will loot everything leaving them rusting

It can be handled by by the private sector which I believe is more efficient and competent than the govt...
These is where likes of Dangote comes in ...

tylann:
nigeria grows less than 3 %
east african countries grow at an average of 6% every year only ghana and maybe ivory coast are trying the rest are sick nigeria is waiting for oil prices to pick
east africa is the fastest growing region in africa

bring the hdi list we compare east africa vs west africa countries

Please my dear you are decieving yourself...You cooked everything over there...hahaha your middle class bubble has been bursted..As you aware.....leave Nakuru and go ask the investors in Nairobi..

I will refer you a few pages back because we dealt with this topic just last month...

tylann:
i knew i would arise your emotions
nairobi still has forests to this day and a national park within it is borders

i can post pics of fulani herdesmen grazing cattle in abuja airport

i knew you will research anything about kenya and nairobi

Only stupid people sound like this. weren't you the one that said I should google green city under the sun?..so why the mumu comment?


Post fulani.or whatever and I will return the favour with Masai cows in your capital..

Lol crazy right ...yeah that's what I thought

Lol just to annoy some people...
Note : if you don't like what I am doing kindly hit your head on the wall five times


Africans don't be too hard on yourself..This is London..

By

GENERATOGERIA:
[s]stop deceiving yourself, ediot give your oil industry to nigerians, and they will run it down within 10 years you want to bet? the only industry that works in your country today is the oil and gas industry. and we all know why it works efficiently. even your government officials have repeatedly admitted it so don't come here to spin any crap [/s]

[s][/s]

How silly of me to think that I could engage a ravey looney like you in a civil discussion for just a minutes...
Damn what was I thinking...

GENERATOGERIA:
[s]samboroBush bowing to superior intellectual prowess let me ask you a few questions. do you really think if IOCs leabe your country, you people can run your oil industry? do you know the portion of oil production by the IOCs? your local nigerian companies don't produce more than 15 percent of oil you guys need the IOCs more than they need you nigeria is no longer an attractive option for international oil investors why do you think Ghana is attracting more FDIs than nigeria? [/s]

[s][/s]

Joke apart you are dumb.....oh yes we can..All we need do is expose it to the private sector to control l..This is where likes of Dangote and other competent individuals comes in.....Do you know how much they have milked us...This is an opportunity to break free from the whites hold on our resources...Infact I support this new signed act just as much as I support the border closure.. Things like this make m proud of Buhari..
They are leaving because the new deep offshore act that was recently signed....$62bn is a chicken change yet you've not hit that figure since independence...
You attracted ore FDI in 2018 because the next year was an election year in Nigeria . Every reasonable investors will take precaution on that most especially when it is africa..

GENERATOGERIA:
[s]you are talking crass crap, as usual $62 billion? that is chicken feed for oil companies but can nigeria survive without international oil companies? what you nigerians don't realise is that this is not like in the 1970s and 1980s. these days almost every african country has oil and gas so they will just abandon you mudder fugger and move elsewhere. little wonder Ghana attracted more FDI than nigeria [/s]

[s][/s]

Pls stop barking..we don't need international oil companies to survive...just imagine how much we will save on our economy when we are the one drilling our oil....$62bn is no chicken change, stop talking crap....

This is a far as I can go with you...your intellect is not impressive..