₦airaland Forum

tylann:
if you see apapa tin can road you will pity Nigeria

Jokes on you..you mean this one that is under construction

tylann:
he thinks Nairobi is eko Atlantic

where the Lebanese are building apartments in the name of skyscrapers

I have told you not to equate your village with Eko Atlantic, it's not acceptable...have you no respect at all

tylann:
the only skyscraper on hold in Nairobi is the tallest building in Africa

but I understand you are jealous

Nairobi has more skyscrapers than the entire west Africa

I just explain this...I can't be jealous if skyscraper boy most especially when they are on hold...we are talking world city development you are talking about your third world city urbanisation

Fidha254:
You have issues man. Maybe check yourself into a mental hospital this weekend. All these debates seems to have affected you psychologically.

You should save that advice for yourself.i don't ask you for a handout on Nairobi

Shma:
Mombasa is not your mate.. not even

It's ugly..I have watched countless video on Mombassa and I can lecture you on that village , all thanks to that African traveller YouTuber that I subscribed to...he never disappoints me when giving me video on how trashy nairoslum and Mombassa is

Shma:
post aerial view of that glorified Abuja of yours. You will be shocked to find only seven high rise standing and mosque spires. Their is nothing much in that city apart from New clean roads and recent high rise and you bolded comparing that tiny city with Mombasa. : are you mad? You Naijerians are funny

What makes a city, is it infastructures or skyscraper? I want you to tell me...it seems I am beginning to understand how you kenyans think. going by what you are incinerating 95% of European cities are not worthy to be called a city since they lack skyscraper...infact I am going to far let's even talk about our continent here. Casablanca is morroco's commercial hub and if I go by what you are saying Casablanca should not be called a city.. just so you know Casablanca is better than any sub Saharan african city except for those in SA which will eventually be considered as rivals.. Casablanca doesn't have skyscraper even it it has it can not be more than 1 or 2 ..it's CBD is majorly filled with high rise ultra modern building of about 5-8 clustering each other , but I can assure you if you are in that city you might think you are in one European city...so developed from roads to metro to tramways to parks, European street light style...Another example will be Capetown, in this city there is one of its famous location called "long street" it is one of the most developed spot there and no tourist misses that place...long street doesn't have skyscraper but it is filled with just single storey buildings and bungalows but if you walk that street you might mistake it for a European city ..so what's my point dumbass ..city comparism is not based on fancy skyscraper or building you can put up but the basic infastructure and your ability to modernize it properly...your Mombassa is a village with barely two lane road but majorly single narrow carriage road filled with ugly dirty silts at both corner of the roads and also ugly shop that would pass for buildings in places like mushin or computer village..Tbh Mombassa looks like mushin, Alaba in Lagos(I mean the parts with lots of shops) . That nonsense cannot be called a city, the nonsense you pride that city about is one very ugly brown rectangular looking 13 floor block buildings and another tower that has been in hold, Abuja on the other hand is a city with high rise buildings, mid rise and low-rise building at its CBD and this is because of two point.

1): it's always wanted low commercial activities
2): height restrictions.
Not until recently Abuja never bought into the skyscraper bullshiit and it's doing so now cause the city wants to emerge as a global commercial hub with so many city project going on over there....Abuja is a city without slum, a city with a light rail, BRT, good roads even throughout its entire strret from residential to major intercity roads...below is pictures of how low-rise buildings at Abuja CBD can look world-class ..now tell me if your nairoslum has gotten to these level talkless of your poultry mobassa

NairobiWalker:
Look at this fool.

You are a lunatic

Shma:
look at this fool. GTC was on hold 2years ago. Now cladding is almost complete.

Obviously your stupidity has blinded to the point that you no longer knows what goes on in your country..fool all contractors be it chinese or kenyan were arrested for defying the county planning laws by encroaching on the chiromo close public lane which feeds chiromo road then waiyaki way plus your real estate sector is dwindling. Your only hope for that project completion should be the fact that the project has reached a reasonable height else i would have just said you should forget it

jaycent:
Zuma Rock golf resort

Abuja is beautiful

jaycent:
I laugh the the way these kenyans are comparing Abuja with Nairobi, lol? Anyway lemme just drop this one here.

The Capital? and I can now see that this days the kenyans have stop calling Nairobi "The green city under the sun"? It's now "The capital" Which they copy that from me

Nairobi can never be clean like Abuja. Even in the next 20000 years

Abuja infastructure is world class , from roads , to proper road connectivity, to zero slum, to proper planning, to world class light rail, to more paved road than the entire kenyaslum and very soon a cable car and trams....some have the temerity to equate the great Abuja to village Mombassa...how demeaning

AskiaHarem:
All projects there about to be put on hold just like this one, probably as long as it to....

Hahahaha ..This is a dead dream that never be revived

This Kenyan lawmakers are comedians. What's with kenya and uncivilized farting


PLUGGING THE FART
MP's proposal to curb farting in planes splits hairs
'If I am the only one who has experienced this then the rest of you are very lucky'
In Summary
The proposal has raised concern over Rangwe MP Lilian Gogo's priorities
The protocol proposed for amendment stipulates that a crime committed aboard an aircraft can only be punished in the plane's country of registration
by MOSES ODHIAMBO News

Rangwe MP Lillian Gogo at Nyahera Girls' Secondary School at a past event
CHILD OFFENDERS: Rangwe MP Lillian Gogo at Nyahera Girls' Secondary School at a past event
Image: Manue Odeny
An MP's light touch call for airlines to shield passengers from the discomfort caused by those who fart has elicited criticism.

Rangwe representative Lilian Gogo said that farting, if not managed well, was a security risk in an aircraft.

“Farting is terrible in planes ... even in Kenya when you take a flight from Kisumu to Nairobi or Nairobi to Mombasa. If I am the only one who has experienced this then the rest of you are very lucky,” she said to the amusement of fellow legislators.



@bolded cracked me up so bad

gallivant:
So you agree, wikipedia not accurately correct. Typical of you, you have no legs to stand on.

Zip your hole ostrich player

Logobenz0:
I don't really understand your problem. What's your point now and why are you posting it here

I just Taya my brother

Logobenz0:
I'm sure if you have common sense Abuja is far more beautiful than Lagos and Lagos is far more beautiful than your capital slums you're comparing your ugly underdeveloped Mombasa with Abuja the most planned city in Africa and the beautiful city in West Africa if possible Africa your Mombasa can only be compared with Owerri, Imo state

You just said my mind..but i don't agree with Owerri. Owerri is to big for that fishing village, next time use Ibadan

theenchanter:
but ur miss Trudy carried a lot of sticks in Lagos.

All sticks though.

Thank you Jare for taking our memory back..I should have thought of this earlier

TayserMahri:
You sick Paraguanyo Wanted breakdown. Like how much belongs to archaic humans, how much Nilotic/Asiatic/neanderthal/negrito etc . Just learnt there is a nice place in naija called Iwo Eleru that used to be an interspecies sin capital where ancient Naijas carelessly interbred with a species of archaic human Have to say it explains alot

You are a silly comedian

theenchanter:
dude, stop being delusional jare, an article from ur enclave.

Give me a break. 10 pages ko, 100 pages ni.

Hahahaha yeye savage like you.

TayserMahri:
We have addressed this sufficiently in my msg above. If you want we can go to the supreme court for determination. Tayser always gets the intended message no matter the ambiguity. Bottomline: You cannot safely carry a stick in Lagos because it will or might be grabbed

We don't know which stick he meant....maybe it's a chewing stick this time we just gonna keep speculating

Hahahahahaha tayer looks like I still need some schooling on this[/quote]thingy...it winded up bad

[quote author=TayserMahri post=82208371]

You just play around with the thingy. When quoting a sentence you place (without the forward slash) at the beginning and (with the slash) at the end. Thats how you isolate the bastards from each other 2000 Naira for that boss! No free lessons

Thanks
See the miracles:


1): he did used the word Lagos ,and for the stick we can't be so sure. Who knows it might be his P*Nis or he might have possessed an actually stick with him.....We both are completely clueless to what he meant as he should have been more specific for better understanding '

That makes Lagos the Stick Grabbing Capital For the sake of decency (and using Occams Razor), decent Tayser go with selfie stick, you can go with the other stick Either way we grab neither of the two sticks in Nairobi In Lagos you grab both

At this point we don't know what kinda of stick he meant, we will just have to keep speculating, who knows maybe it was a shaving stick

2): look this is not about ego but fact, he never mentioned business district. Stop trying to alter his utterance, let's just stick to what he actually said.

now its stick in every sentence. Chill bro

3): He was simply admiring the one good thing mother nature never took or tampered with which is your lake.He wasn't focus on its cleanliness but its beauty. We have better world class, more beautifully advanced lake here u. Nigerian. The dude as even dine videos in one of Lagos lakes which has been posted here before. Here you can watch it if you haven't


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6v1abDaktQ

Reminds me he thought he was in a lake. Thats not a lake men, he was in the Indian Ocean (Watamu I think). He just assumed that because the water was so clear it must have been an artificial lake. Cool fact, no matter how much you pollute the water in your ocean the dirt doesnt pollute Kenya's ocean despite them being linked. Thank goodness! Even then, the artificial lakes in Lagos look dirty, going by the one you shared, not sure if its the black sediment at the bottom or general lake dirtiness but the water was black

Dirty what..Do Kenya have such world class impeccable lakes with world class infrastructures..didn't you see those boats/ferries moving graciously upon that beauty to behold


4): While on YouTube I happen to stumble upon this troubling but yet enticing YouTube video title..I just thought I should share it with you as pertaining to your 4th question


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmZZNORGZrw

Was anything in the vid contrary to what I said? The video just confirms Kenya's seamless efficiency in train travel. Its our weakness broh. We are just awesome. Even the chinese passenger agreed, he said the train is better than similar trains in China You never addressed my question about which train in Nigeria gallops faster than ours And dont forget the Nairas. I need em to spoil its Friday men.

Better question should how many km/hr does your sgr runs that way we can compare...don't lie to me cause I will find out.
By the way your lessons are too damn expensive

tylann:
Show me which city in africa has more skyscrapers under construction than Nairobi

Every skyscraper construction in nairoslum has been on a hold, that's while GTC will not be completed any time soon...just google it

theenchanter:
keep dreaming.

Jokes on him..all skyscraper construction is on hold over there due to their dwindling real estate sectors. Their GTC tower which equivalent to our WTC in Abuja has been suspended just like the hazina tower meant to linger in their dreams...oooh I also forgot pinnacle dream

rvp2018:
[s]We have done this severally.Your empty towers...that your ujamaa built to compete with Kenya...are nowhere near NAI.Dont even talk about those approved or under construction.Nairobi is Africa most dynamic city.Darslums like Lagos has office glut lasting 10yrs.Who occupy that desolate building.Another Abuja cattle kraal with empty office blocks. Your inferiority complex against Kenya is your downfall.Building 35 floor skyscraper in a bush.My friend we build skyscraper's coz land in Westland or upper hill or CBD is damn expensive...so you maximize vertical.Its not an ego thing.Ask Abuja.A cattle kraal full of civil servants[/s]

Sick goat..you are not making any sense

rvp2018:
What do you think we have been doing in these 5000 pages.Darslums is not comparable to Nairobi unless you're blind, deaf and dumb.We have provided videos, pictures, rankings, name it...not just one story...get it ujamaaa dude.Dar, Kampala, Mombasa,Abuja Addis...those are comparable.Nairobi is in another league.The only thing Dar has an extra is TPA twin towers.. Mombasa is getting soon.Mombasa port is twice bigger than Dar.Mombasa hotels twice bigger than Dar.Only Zanzibar competes.Etc.Maybe Darslums has more slums like Kinshasa or any DRC city....than Mombasa.Nairobi Moto ya kuotea mbali.Ask Joburg.

@ bolded you are sick

SUFFERInSMILIIN:
But most of the internet fraudsters which the FBI arrested in Ghana ware Nigerians

You are stupid.simple

Acadavah:
We have modern roads in TZ and it's not must they have to look like yours.

World class

tylann:
2017 news

Bring 2019 news

Nairobi real estate sector is world class

Really ...

Acadavah:
https://www.nation.co.ke/lifestyle/DN2/World-Bank-ranks-Dar-real-estate-ahead-of-Nairobi/957860-3814358-view-asAMP-wu7wod/index.html

That's for two years ago. As for this year report has it that it has fallen to the weakest compared to five years ago..

Stevoh18:
Don't you have any wide/mordern roads like these ones in Kenya

You have no right to speak road to any african nation..I believe you know why

obaaderemi:
On point! Drug cartels flourish due to political backing. It's an open fact that the mafioso got JFKennedy the presidency and also killed him later.
In Kenya for example, the Akasha brothers control politicians and get support from your biggest politicians. The sad thing about Kenya's case is that like every other major sphere of Kenya's life as a country, even the drug trade is controlled by settlers/foreigners.

The Sonko gov is a drug lords while their president seems to be on drugs..I mean his eyes are not always clear, they appear red ,bulgy and swollen

vaxx1:
Good development. where will the money be sourced form? this is not reported in the article

The report said "federal govt approves $5.3bn". I believe you have you answers by now