₦airaland Forum

mtisTheQubit:
She good looking compared to ths Nollywood superstar

You are a man right with working dickk in btw your thigh. Now be honest with your self and tell me..if you saw this creature stark naked in the night and you woke up from sleep tell him will you get an erection or will her sight shrink off what left of your dickk out of existence

mtisTheQubit:
what is wrong with you kazi, do you see balls there ?

Hahahaha I see more than balls...I see a monster , an alien , a very ancient demonic creature

mtisTheQubit:
Body builder an feminine not like some folks i know

Kenyan female bodybuilder Evelyn Okinyi wins coveted international award


Ahhhhh please this ine is not a man neither is this a woman..this is definitely an animal. .mtisTheQubit pls species of animal is this? Was it just discovered? Is kenya going to be using this for safari ?

Ahhhhh please this ine is not a man neither is this a woman..this is definitely an animal. .mtisTheQubit pls species of animal is this? Was it just discovered? Is kenya going to be using this for safari ?

Pls kenyans take it easy on us with all this works class infastructure you'be been bragging about. Bush people this is what you call suspended bridges..illiterates

Just30:


good

next time dont compare your poverty to my wealth

Next time try to read and understand. Sammy revealed the real old fadama road not the one you were trying to hide...I advice you go back and see how I tampered with your write up

Just30:
poor soul





basically, that 6 dollars is all that you earn in a month but you wont let us think.

all you do all day is to run your mouth around when poverty is riding your life away

Shut your hole there. Sammy didn't bother converting most especially when news has reached us on how worthless your currency has been fumbling. .

Throw a way your pride and embrace begging you beggar. .worship Sammy and adore him. Discredit yourself and lecture us on your wretched life so Sammy can come to your aid

Sammy! Sammy!! Sammy!!!

obaaderemi:
For your information, your stupid pictures are not even showing. That must be frustrating.

I have finally rid this space of this homosexual monkey and his obnoxious emptiness. There was a time this idiot used to spend his days here posting buildings and women pictures and throwing insults, now his brain has been formatted. His fear is so obvious I am beginning to pity him. His brain is finally empty.He is now a regular slay mama homo.

OMG ...oba I honestly don't know what to say but keep laughing untill my ribs are aching. .you remind me of my high school days. There was this guys back in high school that likes competing with be in test,exams or even insult..so this fateful day he provoked me and Insulted the living hell out of him which arose a great deal of laughter and brief humilliation trust me it didn't end there. .he had a very big head which I drew while the class was going on and when school session was over I proceeded to the CAFE to photocopy 25 copies and the next morning I started distributing them as flyers and posting them on walls , I even.made sure those in the junior recieved theirs and the humiliation was just it.. naughty things i did while growing up makes me feels nostalgic school life is indeed the best, those memories never dies

tylann:
Kenya power is a crooked company

World bank will confirm it for you

https://www.worldbank.org/en/news/feature/2018/12/06/kenya-charts-path-to-achieving-universal-access-to-electricity

https://www.capitalfm.co.ke/business/2018/05/kenya-has-highest-access-to-electricity-in-east-africa-wb-research/

https://kenyanwallstreet.com/kenya-ranks-top-in-east-africa-in-access-to-electricity-world-bank-report/amp/

It what ever you present to world bank that they would publish.. That's why it is called " COOKED" and your power manager was caught in act

theenchanter:
my gawd. 1000cedis on monthly data subscription.

That's roughly 65,000naira or $200, my gawd! When I buy mine at 1000naira or $2.8.

I know kenya has a worthless currency buy I think Ghana currency is worse, only strong on paper.

Phew.

Failed currency

SUFFERInSMILIIN:
Yes I am a Botswana I have told you I have been to a lot of African countries before

No you are many things idiot

You are a Portuguese
A nigerian
A kenyan
A ghanian
A south African
A Zimbabwean
A now a Botswana

Whatever nationality you are must be really complex and shameful that you always have to pick up various countries as your nation. .perhaps your are a global citizen or even an alien...even kenyans doubt your nationlaity. .be bold and tell us the truth OPONU

Just30:
dont worry

just take care of my bills on data


Thousand Cedis (1000) per month


useless noise for a poor soul

First worship Sammy and tell him how unimportant and useless your life has been then maybe he can pity you and invest $6 in your life starting from your data


Sammy you are troublesome

Just30:


even old fadama slum is more develop than your entire Abuja

how much more Oshodi
Old fadama has everything it can ever need
Electricity 24/7 you mean dumsor
education you mean the ones under tree or the ones close to sewage

Health which health .do you still need that link
water supply 20/6 oh yeah 14% nationwide



these are luxuries that Abuja doesnt have


Now shut up and go solve your problems

Now Sammy has fixed your statement above

Just30:
see this dumb ass oo


the amount i spend on data will feed your entire extended family to the next century

Do you want to invest?

I thought I told you to bring your wife and children , I want to feed them so they can look healthy as it appears rust you the father and head of tge family has not been doing a very good job..shame on you.
By the time I am done feeding them your wife will coming to me a nigeria as usual but I would ditch her ..I hope you know why

Yes I want to invest in your life

theenchanter:
Mhen, samorobo have time!

Abi ooo .it's Sunday and I have to spend my free time on this folks with 15% electrification rate and a cooked power sector

Just30:


wait oo
who said i expected you to understand it


common english, you couldnt read to understand
how much more Fante


Get off my mention with your dumbness and go and face your government
Help them write away your poverty

you can't even buy data

@ 1st bolded what is "MMPO NA " or do I have to eat banku and akara to understand that

@second bolded ...Sammy can not get off your mention most esp since you were the one that started quoting him..now stop being a sissy and tell me what is "MMPO NA" ..


Hahahaha I think you desperately need me to buy you data. Sammy is always on monthly subscription for both his phone and laptop. Now tell me what network are you using.is it Vodafone or MTN . Please tell me is MTN so I can invest in your life you know we use mtn here

Just30:
As usual

the usual noise from a nigerian

say something of substance

whatever the case is in old fadama
You have worse off in Oshodi

i just told you what is available in old fadama
unfortunately, you dont have any of them in Oshodi


so shut up and worship your poverty

Sammy must really be pissing some folks here.
@BOLDED don't project the slummy trashy condition of old fadama road on a fast urbanising area (that spot is more developed than your entire country ).
Now tell.me were was that health care when this happened

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/299501002_Access_to_health_in_city_slum_dwellers_The_case_of_Sodom_and_Gomorrah_in_Accra_Ghana


I won't allow you run

Yobeezy:
Save me the unnecessary emotional noise and attend to this link

https://www.usaid.gov/powerafrica/nigeria

Are you sure Sammy Is being emotional.I. mean if there is anything that he is it would be happy Most espespecially now he has discovered how pathetically low you electrification rate is. Now check yourself properly I mean properly then tell how far this emotion of yours has gotten..it's must be traumatic to learn how your power manager cooked your stat and made you believe you electrification rate was high when indeed it was super low...things must be really bad for you now that you are aware of this lie... so what your take on this issue I mean your power manager manipulation

Mkenya2019:
Samrobo, even if you pour all your emotional heart ou, you'll no get here soon.

Nah ww are not rolling on this third world level we are looking at first world. Lagos and abuja was listed among so many Asians cities and middle eastern cities as cities that would take over the world soon with mind blowing infastructure and city development. Nairobi is just rolling in the normal third world shiithole style.we are leaving that path for you to thread

SUFFERInSMILIIN:

Don't worry I have a special present for this big mouth of yours and I still have more than 200 pictures which I took for Nigeria. I am waiting for the right moment to release them so that the impact will be catastrophic

Oh pls I am shaking in my pants, I am so afraid of this dude most especially when he threatens.

Blah blah blah pls do it already. .it wasNT catastrophic before and it will never..perhaps I should invite algeria1 to bust your lies as usual. . The guys with so many imaginary nigerian friends worldwide

rvp2018:
I only dignify your thrash with a response on my slow days.its a Sunday so maybe you'll be lucky..summarize the infantile inanity in a sentence and I promise to respond.

Oh my bad. I mistakenly mixed your reply with someine else's own. Below is what I intended for you





I see some chinese skyscrappers. .(exclaiming) ohhhh I get it you are trying to get me to trash nairoslum with you since you have discovered how useless it is...good boy..so without wasting much time what part of nairoslum should we trash together, I suggest upperhill. ..oh pls where are my manners elders first. So which would it be upperhill or westland. ..you go first

Mkenya2019:
How big is Kibera slum - just abou 2kms square..

Big enough to be the world largest slum

Mkenya2019:
I think the issues was - when to count - those customers - when they apply for an account or when they turn the light. That controversy was alive when Kenya Power had like 4M customers...now they are nearly double.

Kenya Power is PUBLICLY LISTED company in Nairobi Stock Exchange and publishes it's AUDITED results.

Here is one for last year

https://www.kplc.co.ke/AR2018/KPLC%20Annual%20Report%2017_12_2018_Wed.pdf
For example - last year --

In the course of the year, we connected 578,808
new customers to the grid, growing the overall
customer base by 9.4 percent to 6,761,090 million.
This was largely achieved through the government
funded Last Mile Connectivity Project. As a result,
the national electricity access from both grid and
off-grid solution as at end of June 2018 had risen
to 73 percent compared to 29 percent five years
ago. The connectivity drive is premised on our
strategic goal to secure the power distribution
and retail market and support the country’s goal
of providing electricity to all Kenyans which is
an important ingredient for socio-economic
transformation and development.

OK little man .I asked you for evidence not your sweet talking lies. Now tell me how does it feels to ha e and electrification rate of hl just 15%. ? Is it right that your power manager is toiling with your stat

Mkenya2019:
Can Nigeria get to this - this century?

I see some chinese skyscrappers. .(exclaiming) ohhhh I get it you are trying to get me to trash nairoslum with you since you have discovered how useless it is...good boy I. SECONDLY we are not kenya that has to lick the boots of the chinese to secure a loan to build konza OR Botswana that has kiss tge ass of romance Catholic so they can build them a resort. We are a very rich oil nation and we care take care of this project. That iibc is funded by a royal family in lagos who sat down one day and asked is the black k race curse and that prompted him to start that knew you would eventually get it...so without wasting much time what part of nairoslum should we trash together, I suggest upperhill. ..oh pls where are my manners elders first. So which would it be upperhill or westland. ..you go first

SUFFERInSMILIIN:
My friend you are totally stupid you I'm borrowing money from China and World Bank including IMF to build islands in the middle of the sea doesn't Nigeria have enough of land. These are massive white elephants just like Elijah Steel plant or Nigerian Airways. I was told by a Nigerian in Botswana that Nigerians are building this project to try to escape from Nigeria in the Islands so when Nigerians are in does Islands they believe they're not in Nigeria

. we are not kenya that has to lick the boots of the chinese to secure a loan to build konza OR Botswana that has kiss the ass of roman Catholic so they can build them a resort. We are a very oil rich nation with so many wealthy individuals and we care take care of this project. That iibc is funded by a royal family in lagos who sat down one day to ask himself if the black race is cursed and that prompted him to start that. He was amazed at how dubai of yesterday and even so many asian cities became what they are today and was surprised that no african country was willing to replicate such .
Now join me in the count how many of this your imaginary nigerian friends do you have...you have one in portugal(big joke this goat has no even travelled to namibia ), you have one in ghana, you have one in kenya, you have one in south africa, and just you recently you now have one in botswana boy I salute you and this your imaginary , illusory friend

SUFFERInSMILIIN:
I like the way you fool yourself and massage your Eagles

Firstly it's EGO and not EAGLES. SECONDLY what foolishness are you talking about. You will just say that your are marvelled and you dont know what to say. Idiot the terminal must be making gaborone look like trash

rvp20182:
Nigeria electricity access puzzle.

Yemi Kale - Household survey in 2015/16 estimates that around 19 million households have some access to electricity

NERC - “Nigeria had 9.5 million electricity customers in 2016 (NERC projection). The number of customers per disco varies widely, from 345,000 (Yola) to 1,750,000 (Ibadan). In 2018 the number was down to 8.3M - with less than 4M metered.

Hahaha tge fool has changed it to NERC ..I thought you were creatimg imaginative power body for us. NERA HAS PROVE THAT YOU ARE A FRAUD AND EVERYTHING YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH TO SPILL IS A MASSIVE LIE. NOW TELL why us your power manager manipulating your electricity stat

Yobeezy:
Go committ suicide with your bitterness.
Truth always hurts.

https://www.nation.co.ke/business/Kenya-tops-East-Africa-in-access-to-mains-electricity/996-5142192-i9o2mnz/index.html


https://www.google.com/url?q=https://oxfordbusinessgroup.com/news/will-renewables-expand-ghana%25E2%2580%2599s-economy&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwjkvqOV04vkAhVJDewKHQlMDQsQFjAFegQIBhAB&usg=AOvVaw1rPX7Z6BLZ78STIHnmmPVD

https://www.usaid.gov/powerafrica/nigeria



.

Hahaha how I wish I was bitter. You are so bitter that why you are telling me to commit suicide I think I need to direct you to sigiri or bomet bridge to end it there you desperately need that suicide the v truth the map revealed is what is hurting you.. now where we're we , is it our 64% electrification rate or your 15% please remind me

Yobeezy:
Which 64%? keep those lies to yourself and your fellow arrogant Nigerians.
I've scoured over the internet to find where Nigeria's electrification rate is 64% but it's nowhere, am just getting 45%, not 55% as earlier because it was only urban electrification rate.
I was a bit lenient on that, your electrification rate is 45%, when it comes to power keep quiet and hide in the river banks and leave only Kenyans and Ghanaians to talk on this sector.

Hahahaha yours brother has really fallen your hands by providing that map. I won't let you discredit it because it's dosent favour you. So now tell me about that your universal electricity I mean the ine you guys started cooking since 2017. No wonder so many screenshot online say otherwise and when I posted them you will hear them crying "NO THAT WAS FROM 2013 DURING MOI ERA" BULLSHIIT. NOW pained mother fvcker I am so sorry our electrification rate is 64% and yours 15% (actual one not the cooked one) maybe kenyatta will have to speed up that lake turkana whatever so you can atleast hit 40% . Remember I didn't provide that map your brother did and it's speaks highly of our power sector

The future of lagos is very bright.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcmgIJ5I3Hw


Below are the lost of globally recognised label working to bring this to reality


Reclaiming of land can be really difficult you know, such techniques is very rare and has never been done in africa except in nigeria.Eko atlantic has truly inspired so many project of its nature...IIBC,orange island, Gracefield island. This list is endless


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEkZjPXjK5Q

Very few cities in africa will brat lagos. Kenyans dont know that not only aeroplanes are entitled to terminals.kenyans can speak infastructure ti nigerians

Lagos is on a whole new level


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNqHNMqQ2dQ

Lagos obviously does more roads than the whole if kenya annually. Look at what small towns and villages are enjoying in lagos



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fjcXmRuO0k

Fidha254:
And worse still, Your petrol stations dont have fuel to power those generators , there is so much shortage that the fuel attendants don't give you fuel if you show up with a jerrycan , you have to show up with your petrol powered device for them to fill it up!!!!!!!

Giant of Africa at its best
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfMozwdVAAAtbIY.jpg

Below is kenya's constant electricity.

I see you no.not longer talk nairoslum perhaps you have come to term with its trashy infastructure like your brothers I told that by the time we analyse it you will feel sorry for your country