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Problemkid1:
You love saying rubbish Taysermahri

I. Am laughing right now. He said that my girl. Winder shall never end. He doesn't know that if she shake that ply wood she would break

Problemkid1:
You think Tayser is ready to eat any Nigerian food

He has to. One nigerian meal and he won't eat any Kenyan for one month before it will go and destroy the one good meal he as had in his lifetime

Problemkid1:
This man

Ohh this clown

TayserMahri:
When you said Tz and Rwandese now I know you dont even know how they sound. Both the two dont speak english on a large scale. The Rwandese you will hear are elites and speak like upperclass Kenyans. Very close to typical American accent.

Then it's that upperclass I am talking about and they don't sound like you guys. The gap is wide

TayserMahri:

None of my business. Your ladies need to raise their sexiness game They shouldnt be just like men. But I also saw one of the Nigerian girls holding Trudy tight like she want to go beyond and Trudy kinda freaked out Btw, thats how Kenyan ladies behave. Not very reserved. I saw her twerking on the escalator and said daamn thats my girl!!!! Your ladies were just looking on like who the fvck is this oyibo ?

More like that's my bitch

TayserMahri:
I said the estate that the Kenyan family visited by Trudy lives in is classy. But not Gwarimpa. Gwarimpa is not classy at all

You know what I am talking about quit playing dumb.
You said we live like ten in one room in nairobi and I am.letting you know we are aware of your 50 people one toilet luxurious apartment.

Problemkid1:
Yeah moi moi is actually a meal? You can use it to drink pap if you like or eat it like that. You haven't seen the most crazy guy. There is one called Charles Inoje. Go and watch enter the place. Both of them acted the movie. You will laugh your ass out or The Johnson

Ohhhh he meant the Charles onojie from the Johnson. Ths movie is good for families, extremely funny but I would recommend nigeria box office movies those one are content filled

TayserMahri:
Only if you try Kenyan food in Nigeria I will try your food here

That would be death warrant

Problemkid1:
Her own is too much for Pete's sake

Abi ooo

TayserMahri:
If your ladies dont do that to each other then no wonder they're boring Ladies should be ladies

Her one is too much. I don't support frequent pecking.her aim was their succulent innocent lips.


Hahaha so now they are ladies not masculine

TayserMahri:
We are doing an insane number of roads. I dont have the figures now but just know its insane How many have you done this year alone?

I believe you

TayserMahri:
Lol, ask Wode Maya he's the one hitting that thing

Spit it out I want you to say it. What do you mean by thing

TayserMahri:
Im just being real I only watched a couple videos from her today. The one she talks of roads I havent seen it.

Then look for it.it was in lagos

TayserMahri:
Whoever makes those rankings has a major problem. SA, Zims and Nigerians have the most conspicuous accents on the continent, very heavily influenced by their mother-tongue rhythms and intonations. Not the best accents. However, due to the musicality, and dependent on the listener, they might sound interesting. To me it just sounds funny not good.

That is your own opinion but when you call a white man and tell him to listen to all three country he would attest to what I have said.
East africa as a whole have an annoying accent with kenya leading the way..you guys sounds as if you are fighting with word. I have heard Vanessa mdee speak I think Tanzanians and rwandas has the best English accent in east africa

TayserMahri:
So swallow refers to its ease of swallowing Its kinda true from the pic. The ugali thingy looks slimy I assume thats the food holding the record for quickest munched food in Nigeria

You joke alot @ last sentence

cossano:
hahaha so moi moi is actually a meal? i heard the name in one of the nollywood clips i was watching the other day, i laughed till my wife got angry, charles awurum is something else, that nigga crazy!

Lol it is. In English it is called beans cake

by the way who is Charles awurum

cossano:
I suppose its in plateau state? what's the average temp? one day I'll visit naija. I just love the people of naija, from the rhythm to the beats, happy folks all round!

Don't mind me I don't know. But every west african knows that to be the coldest city in the region

TayserMahri:
Leave Cosano alone. He was saying what everyone knows. No one denies there are poor Kenyans like everywhere else. But for Nigeria to consistently send paupers abroad is sth the world needs to look into Miss Trudy is not poor like the Nigerians blokes around Kenya.

You have changed the topics again. I taught you were so confident talking about nigeria housing

cossano:
looks delicious, there is a Nigerian restaurant over at Greenspan mall in donholm Nairobi, next time I go to Nairobi I'll ask for swallow, ill definitely try it out

Try egusi , edikangko (I don't know if I spelt this correctly) this two are my best.
TayserMahri you can follow him to that nigeria restaurant in nairobi so you can enjoy good meal

Problemkid1:
I also observe that pecking cheeks of thing from her

Thank you very much ..help me tell TayserMahri.
Did you also notice the frequent compliment

TayserMahri:
Kenyans refused to accept toll roads. We cant pay fuel tax and still pay toll fees. The govt has to choose between the two, either tolls or fuel levy.

Blah blah blah I have heard this story a thousand time .so what is the result on the road with 600km of roads added anually. By the way have you gotten up to 200 km fresh road this year, remember we have gone past half of this year

TayserMahri:


We can afford it, but God's time is the best

Look who is a Christian.

Just keep believing and hoping, truly God's tell is the best but just not in this century. I join you in your faith, let's wait together.



Although it's a good thing you are not running to the Chinese

TayserMahri:
Look at you self-hating mofo. The guy is black. Watch the video first before making conclusions.

Clapping
I didn't know this was a big achievement to you guys most especially when the news is coming from a kenyan source

TayserMahri:
If indeed she's turning out lesbian we have to blame it on the masculine Nigerian women. She's possibly confused by all the Nigerian macho ladies with testosterone looking like her boyfriend Wode Maya .

And she called them pretty..saying "you pretty do you get that alot" ....just give up your girl is something enough to arouse suspicions

TayserMahri:
When she said Jabi Mall is the biggest in Abuja I was like that would be like the 30th largest in Kenya

She just blows thing out of proportion.I guess it was because she was going to get free food and shopping as usual that was the reason the sudden excitement which led to that misinformed quote.

Anyway is that the only thing you could pick from his write up.he specified on roads.don't shift the post here

TayserMahri:
If you sound like the Brits then it must be the nigbrits (Black Brits) First of all I find British accent super ugly. I prefer American one. And thats the case for 99.5 % of the rest of the english speaking world. You tend to include too much rhythm into your accent which makes me group you together with the East Asians The Chinese have a lot of that Ooooo sound in their speech, same as you mothafukas

In africa we and the Zimbabweans alongside south africans have the best English accent, although they are still minute traces of weird accent when a south africa speaks English but it is almost negligible. .so faint that you might not notice if you are not sensitive.
As for kenya I can barely keep up with you guys as you pronounce outside the word. Weren't you guys taught transcription in school. Please follow the transcription of words properly so you can pronounced correctly

cossano:
but those are living things, am begging my fellow human beings to stop indiscriminate killing of animals in the name of food, anyway people will eat whatever they want, myself am a vegan and I love it. try it you'll never regret, less trips to the hospital is just one benefit, I cannot recall the last time I fell sick.

I don't think I can try that vegan stuff. As for my health I don't think I have ever visited the hospital for treatment , if I have then it must be a long time, so long that I can't remember.
I have a strong immune system

cossano:
what I hate about African food is that they are heavy with less nutrition, I mean its just large bowls filled with carbohydrates and protein, Africans rarely eats healthy.

Nah not nigeria. Every meal is balanced.. the southerners and easterners has the best foods

TayserMahri:
I responded to that particular concern here pages back. I simply told the guy he visited an Israeli owned mall. And btw these things are usually about the psychology of physical appearance. Personally I consider it a serious security lapse. We live in a prejudiced world, generally. Even amongst my friends some of us will usually sometimes go through without checking besides a casual gauging 'hi' from the security. There's an underground parking lot of an high security building in the city with very tight security but often when I use it they wont like tell me to get out the car and such like they do to most people. The whole point is that even among black and white peeps there are those who just look like terrorists and those that dont, in the eyes of the security.

excuses. Then how do you explain the part where he was told to stand up from his seat while eating so a white man can sit. I guess that is also security.
Why couldn't they direct the white man to the seat they recommended for him

cossano:
I mean we kill animals without a care in the world, sometimes we just kill them before their families, people should be vegetarian, for proteins at least eat beans and drink lots of milk, but that's just me.

Lol you have soft spot for animals.
We consume beans alot too
From "gbegiri" to "akara" to "moi moi" and so many other delicacies

TayserMahri:
You just hating The post was about a classy Kenyan home in Nigeria and the question was, why the clusterfuck do you Nigerians send so poor people to Kenya? Squatting 10-20 blokes in a small box room? Dont you have dignity? Show me a poor Kenyan(s) in Nigeria and I will show you a thousand penniless Nigerians squatting in Kenya.

You lie alot.
We all.know how you guys live here..all thanks to cossano that told how 10 kenyans would share one room and and entire compound of of 50 would share on toilet. Ewww havent you got know decency.

As for penniless kenyans let's start with that miss trudy

Problemkid1:
Did you watch that video when were going to Jabi lake Mall. When she was saying 'wow Abuja roads are very wide' and clean, just like London no traffic. Unlike Nairobi that there's alot of traffic!

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Yes I did and that not all . When she was at lekki she was admiring the road and was suggesting that nairobi govt should adopt the toll gate system so they can generate money and build more roads most especially roads like the one in lekki.she said nairobi and kenya lacks good roads, you need to see the way the Kenyans attacked her on the comment section in swahill and English. I guess those ones that used swahill were too ashamed and wanted talk about it swahill...but it's a good thing we have google translator