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Crime / Re: Zambian Man Kills Himself And His Children Because His Wife Enjoyed Masturbating by sampatdikachi(m): 9:17pm On Mar 21, 2018
Lonestar124:
This man do not need burial ceremony..... Just grind his corpse and use it for manure.

Travel / Re: Someone Got His American Visa And He Wept For Joy Saying He Has 'escaped' by sampatdikachi(m): 4:57pm On Mar 21, 2018
Johnnyessence:
yeah,what else do you want him to do?
I'm happy for him tongue
Education / Re: Unzik 2016/2017 Best Graduating Student With Cgpa Of 4.84-kingsley Ahachie by sampatdikachi(m): 10:53am On Mar 21, 2018
Congratulations!!!
Travel / Re: Someone Got His American Visa And He Wept For Joy Saying He Has 'escaped' by sampatdikachi(m): 10:42am On Mar 21, 2018
He has really *escaped*

Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Jon Ogah On Why Nina Will Win The 45 Million Naira by sampatdikachi(m): 10:29am On Mar 21, 2018
Papiikush:
Ex fake housemate.

Lmao... See title. grin

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Career / Re: My Job Is Making Me Suicidal.. Pls I Need Advice by sampatdikachi(m): 11:11pm On Mar 20, 2018
taylor89:




Oga officer run for your dear life with your two slippers on your hand before Shekau and APC Nigeria Ltd locates you








I rather die on top of woman in a hotel with my Diick standing erect than die as a soldier



I love you bro

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Politics / Re: NULGE Endorses Ugwuanyi For Second Term For Peace, Good Governance by sampatdikachi(m): 11:01pm On Mar 20, 2018
Iceman2017:
lipsrsealed

Ugwanyi is a disgrace to Enugu state. There is no particular project in Enugu as a city you can proudly call his name as the executor.
He's busy eating in every occasion and disgracing his kindred.
Now he is busy repainting bus stops Sullivan built and the annoying thing there, he will put his campaign bill there.
Every corner in Enugu you must see Ugwanyi billboards.

Oh God bless Sullivan Chime... Upon all his good work in Enugu state, you will never see a poster of him or even him commissioning a project. God bless him
Spot on!!!!!!

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Food / Re: My Homemade Meat Pie Recipe by sampatdikachi(m): 5:30pm On Mar 20, 2018
Taking the yummy meat pie with that Cold malt will give one the biggest orgasm kiss
Religion / Re: Prophet Faleyimu Olagoroye: "5 Nollywood Stars Will Die In 2018” by sampatdikachi(m): 1:10pm On Mar 20, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Lemme guess;

1. Ninalowo Bolanle
2. Adekola Odunlade
3. Regina Daniels
4. Sadiq Daba
and
5. Adesuwa Etomi.
Eleyi ti ya werey grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Please Help!!! It's Monday And I Still Haven't Seen My Jamb Result. by sampatdikachi(m): 9:34pm On Mar 19, 2018
Clementz0:
Relax Bro Yo Aint Alone Got So Many Palz With Tha Same Issues Just Keep Calm..#PEACE
Thanks alot. It relieving to know I'm not alone.
Nairaland / General / Please Help!!! It's Monday And I Still Haven't Seen My Jamb Result. by sampatdikachi(m): 8:47pm On Mar 19, 2018
Please, I wrote my exam on Tuesday last week, and I still haven't seen my result. We were told at the CBT center to check our results just 24 hrs after we finished writing.
I did as instructed and I got the 'Your result is not yet ready'. I've been calm all these while because I stumbled on a thread here on Nairaland which fed me with the information that Jamb will release more results today.

It's almost the end of the day and I still haven't seen the result. What could have gone wrong?
Hope I'm not alone?
Education / Re: Burial Poster Of ABSU Nursing Student Who Got Drowned (Photos) by sampatdikachi(m): 2:00pm On Mar 18, 2018
BdorianGray:


Hmmmm...your God knew it wasn't your time to go home. But u have 9 lives indeed... What a close shave...
I tell you. I keep telling people this story.
Education / Re: Burial Poster Of ABSU Nursing Student Who Got Drowned (Photos) by sampatdikachi(m): 1:59pm On Mar 18, 2018
WeirdWolf:


I don laugh tire. Go give testimony u were very very lucky. This na pure miracle no be one wey I dey hear for church regularly
Lol.. Thank you. To bath with big bucket of water dey fear me now sef grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: 6 Months After Psquare Split! Rudeboy Vs Mr P, Who Is A Bigger Artiste Now? by sampatdikachi(m): 12:25pm On Mar 18, 2018
pyyxxaro:
Both of them are just video vixens like B-red ,ice prince and terry G
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Education / Re: Burial Poster Of ABSU Nursing Student Who Got Drowned (Photos) by sampatdikachi(m): 12:19pm On Mar 18, 2018
Please, Do not dive into rivers, streams and other water bodies if you don't know how to swim. Water is a good [b][/b]Master but a bad [b][/b]Servant.
During my University days, 200L precisely, I joined a group of Church brethren to a river in a town in Enugu North, Nigeria. We got there quite early so that we could swim for a long time before going home. We were lucky enough to meet a villager who showed us the shallow and deep spots. We all changed to our swimming wears, and my friends dived into the water and were enjoying the free gift of nature. Meanwhile, I was standing few meters away from the river as the noise from its splashes sent chills down my spine. I decided to join them anyway, being conscious of the deep parts. At exactly 4pm, we decided to go back to the coaster bus we came with, in preparation for our journey back home. Half way down the road where our bus was located, one of us quietly deceived seven of us back to the river without the notice of others. I went with them and we continued swimming. It was all fun until I was challenged to swim past a deep part. Just at the middle of the spot, I sank. I struggled to call for help but the more I opened my mouth, the more water I gulp in. It was a terrible experience.
After the much struggle, I gave up and I was going down. There, I thought of my family, my obituary and the ugly story that will trail my death. I cried bitterly. On the other side, the other six guys were planning on going back to where our coaster bus was parked.
Miraculously, in the midst of my travail, I saw faintly, the leg of a guy swimming out and I held onto it with all my strength. He was struggling, shouting and people came to help. As he was dragged out, I came out with him.
That was how I escaped death.
Health / Re: Dr Maduka C Ogwueleka: "Staphylococus Aureus Is A Scam In Nigeria" by sampatdikachi(m): 8:36am On Mar 18, 2018
illitrate:
A hospital dianosed me in lag and the result was heavy growth of staphylococcus. Getting to dubai I visited big labs and nothing like that was found on me.

Although I had small gono. grin
Small gono grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Health / Re: Dr Maduka C Ogwueleka: "Staphylococus Aureus Is A Scam In Nigeria" by sampatdikachi(m): 12:17am On Mar 18, 2018
Osasmd:
So please who can explain what causes waist pain,icthing under the feet,itching all over the body,pain in the heart(itching), sharp pains in the anus,pain after ejaculation,severe burning sensation all over the body,bitting pains in every part of the body,worm like movement in the body...My friend is Currently experiencing all this symptoms.

He was recently diagnosize with staphylococcus aureus ..
The test was obviously not done in a reputable hospital. No one can be diagnosed of Staphylococcus aureus because it is not a disease but a disease-causing microorganism. The symptoms you listed above could be as a result of the disease caused by the microorganism even though it sounds unthinkable.
Please, desist from patronizing trado-medical practitioners and visit a good hospital.

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Health / Re: Dr Maduka C Ogwueleka: "Staphylococus Aureus Is A Scam In Nigeria" by sampatdikachi(m): 12:02am On Mar 18, 2018
Welcomme:
I have always known that this staph is a big scam. I have never seen someone that tested negative to staph in Nigeria. The result is always positive.
Staph is no scam bro. They are a group of gram positive microorganisms that are found on humans. They are part of the large family of normal flora that inhabit the human body system. Normal floras are referred to as 'good bacteria' but could become opportunistic and cause infections when they overcome the natural protective mechanisms of the body.
Yes, let no one deceive you. Both healthy and unhealthy humans would test positive to Staphylococcus and quite a good number of other microorganisms like Streptococcus epidermidis, Helicobacter pylori, Candida albican etc. It will only be of health concern for the sick when the microorganisms are attributed to being the causative agent for a particular infection. At this point, the patient is advised to consult a physician who then prescribes the right antibiotics to combat the infection.

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Nairaland / General / NASU Finally Ends Strike!!! by sampatdikachi(m): 6:10pm On Mar 14, 2018
BREAKING: NASU, NAAT, SSANU suspend nationwide strike:
The non-teaching staff of Nigerian universities have suspended their strike.
The staff, members of three unions, NASU, SSANU, and NAAT, announced the suspension of the three month and 10 days old strike on Wednesday.
Samson Ugwoke,the national chairman of the Joint Action Committee of the three unions announced suspension on Wednesday at a press briefing.
He said members ofthe three unions have been directed to resume on March 15, 2018.
“We shall not hesitate to resume the strike if government reneges on the agreements reached or delays in any aspects,” he said.
The workers commenced the strike on December 4, 2017.
Source: https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/261777-breaking-nasu-naat-ssanu-suspend-nationwide-strike.html
Health / Re: Stop Taking Your Phones To The Toilet. by sampatdikachi(m): 9:18pm On Feb 26, 2018
knowhowk:
. Thanks for your comment ,We learn everyday ,dont you think the Radiation may not be strong enough to destroy the nucleic acids of microorganisms in bacteria, viruses, and pathogens and also breaks apart their evil germ DNA. There DNA are really the Monsters .More so the Pouch ,Phone covers mostly maybe Plastics ,Rubbers .Your more inputs will be greatly appreciated ,No one is Master of Knowledge.
Ultra violent rays, X-rays are known to cause heritable changes in the nucleotide sequence of a gene.
In molecular biology Labs, there are used to induce mutations. Mutations could be complete disarray of the nucleotides, the denaturation of the double stranded helical nucleic acid, insertion or loss of nucleotides . DNA is the blueprint of life. When utterly tempered with, life cease to exist.
Reason why Chemotherapy is employed to destroy the nucleic acids of cancerous cells thereby, rendering them useless and lifeless. Radiations has a technique has been employed in many settings like food and beverage companies, Labs, Medical centers to mention but a few as potent antimicrobial agents.
Health / Re: Stop Taking Your Phones To The Toilet. by sampatdikachi(m): 8:45am On Feb 26, 2018
OP, don't you think rays emitted by our phones could be of help in situations like this as radiation is one strong antimicrobial agent known wink cheesy

Your write up so on-point tho tongue
Health / Re: Stop Taking Your Phones To The Toilet. by sampatdikachi(m): 8:45am On Feb 26, 2018
OP, don't you think rays emitted by our phones could be of help in situations like this as radiation is one strong antimicrobial agent known wink cheesy
Education / Re: Is Marking Scheme Necessary For Lecturers? by sampatdikachi(m): 8:30am On Feb 26, 2018
Every Lecturer needs a standard but it's important they mark these scripts themselves. Sometimes, ignoring the too much vocabs involve in a definition, you just might want to explain principles, ideas and views in basic languages although, with the terminologies associated with the subject.
Sometimes, you sight cases. You quote and reference different authors. You may come in with a formula exactly with what the lecturer gave but in a rearranged form.
This is exactly how brilliant students pen down answers in the examination hall as opposed to the 'LA cram, La pour' crew that gives the lecturer exactly how it was written in texts and lecture notes.
Only lazy lecturers give out their scripts to dumb fvcks to mark. On the other hand, everything should be blamed on the government. Imagine when one lecturer coordinates 4 to 5 courses, you don't expect him/her to create time to mark all these papers, trust me, it's exhausting!
The most annoying part is when senior colleagues use the advantage of marking our scripts to exploit us. Sometimes we are told prior to the release of the grades that no one did better than D. Olodos, out of fear, will organize themselves to enrich the poor bastard. Nigerian is indeed a shithole and I don't blame the American VC that said we are being given expired education. grin
Our country is fvcked cry
Religion / Re: Benny Hinn: I Am So Wrong About Prosperity Gospel, I Don't Fly Private Jets by sampatdikachi(m): 10:24pm On Feb 23, 2018
God bless Benny hinn. Such humility
Health / Re: Top 10 Cancer Causing Foods We Eat Daily by sampatdikachi(m): 8:21pm On Feb 23, 2018
buffalowings4:
This thread is wack
Gmo is safe.

Why do you think the world's population exploded during this past century.

Do your research before posting rubbish
Seriously, I find it ludicrous when people list genetically modified foods as one of the underlying causes of cancer. This is untrue because GMO is totally safe.
Folks that eat organic foods are in same risk of getting cancer as much as individuals that consume Gmo.

Nigerians have always placed GMOs in the dark side even when these food products are the hope for our ever exploding population. Funny enough, in the long run, we would come to accept GMOs in a way or the other.
Nairaland / General / “you For Go Completely N*de” – Fans Blasts Nollywood Teen Actress Regina Daniels by sampatdikachi(m): 11:18pm On Feb 21, 2018
Nollywood teen actress Regina Daniels has got fans blasting and throwing insults at her again.This time the reason for the blast happens to be due to the actress’s choice of fashion and dressing pattern.

The actress who recently gained admission into the University, is seriously feeling herself knowing that she is blessed with good brains and beauty.

In her usual way, she decided to feed her fans with her lovely picture and outfit but rather than get full commendation as usual, she was told by concerned fans to get a chancellor who could advise her in terms of her dressing and excessive makeup habit.

Celebrities / Re: Catherinemary Nneamaka Ugoji Honoured At Godfrey Okoye University Convocation by sampatdikachi(m): 12:00pm On Feb 21, 2018
Pennywise:
Is this University Govt approved? Are their courses accredited?
Yes
Crime / Re: 94 Students Still Missing After Boko Haram Attack In Yobe by sampatdikachi(m): 7:54am On Feb 21, 2018
Mmmmm..... Nice strategy from the presidency in distracting the masses from voting out his lame ass undecided

Nigerians stay woke angry
Religion / Re: Jehovah's Witness Refused Blood Transfusion For His Pregnant Wife Till She Died by sampatdikachi(m): 1:33pm On Feb 19, 2018
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Bonjoro:



Liar! U are not shielding any tears.
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Crime / Re: 6 Reasons Why People Engage In Yahoo Yahoo Internet Fraud - FATTKAY by sampatdikachi(m): 8:30am On Feb 19, 2018
I'm in great temptation now. The friends I roll with are G boys and they see me as a juu man. Honestly, I have seen their accounts reading in millions and it's tempting aswear. I have got a brother who has been sick for years but we can't help him because of the heavy medical bills. cry
I'm just hoping on Baba God time to fetch me a good Job cos I'm afraid I might join them soonest. embarassed I can't sit and watch my younger brother suffer and die!

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