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 Politics › Re: El-Rufai: Northern Governors Ready To Confront Anyone Opposed To Ending Almajiri by SamPeeLamen(m): 12:27pm On May 07, 2020 |
What does 19 govs forum have in common with covid 19? They both don't give a rat's ass about human lives. |
| Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Who Says She Doesn't Like Sex Is A Porn Addict by SamPeeLamen(m): 7:05pm On Apr 02, 2020 |
Bro, I hate to break it to you, but your girlfriend masturbates. |
| Education › Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by SamPeeLamen(m): 1:39pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
I've never really understood math. So one day while still in secondary school, the math teacher, mr segun wrote out a question on the board and called out: "sam, stand up and tell us what they are looking for". I stood up and calmly answered; "they are looking for the answer". I still carry the scar from the flogging i received that day. 1 Like |
| Career › Re: What Do You Love About Your Current Job/Business? by SamPeeLamen(m): 11:50am On Sep 23, 2019 |
My job allows me to sleep 24hrs a day. Yeah, i'm jobless 46 Likes 3 Shares |
| Politics › Re: Revolutionnow: Southwest Conspiring To Overthrow Buhari – Northern Group by SamPeeLamen(m): 8:21am On Aug 08, 2019 |
Who is this south-west again? Oya arrest and jail HIM along side Sawore |
| Celebrities › Re: Naira Marley vows to help people wrongly accused out of jail by SamPeeLamen(m): 4:20pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
My own be say Hope you didn't "drop the soap" while in jail |
| Sports › Re: C. Ronaldo Shows Off His Trophies, Lists His Achievements And Records In 2019 by SamPeeLamen(m): 8:47am On Jun 15, 2019 |
WOW! Campaigns have started a tad ealier than i anticipated. 1 Like |
| Food › Re: Do You Chew Or Swallow Your ‘swallow’ Meals? by SamPeeLamen(m): 7:01am On Jun 12, 2019 |
Nna you see ehn, i chew anything that enters my mouth. i chew pap, even tea isn't spared. You hear me gnashing my teeth when i take tea |
| Politics › Re: Senator Obinna Ogba Says Abacha Was ‘A Good Man’ by SamPeeLamen(m): 11:23am On Jun 07, 2019 |
A good man...
And a great thief, yeah? |
| Travel › Re: Reason Commercial Airplanes Dont Have Parachutes Onboard For Passengers(Pics) by SamPeeLamen(m): 7:56pm On Mar 17, 2019 |
Airlines provide food/drinks, have they ever taught anyone how to eat/drink? Point is, provide the damn paraFUCKINGchutes, we'll learn how to use em'. 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Shantelle Jepchumba's Thigh-Revealing Dressing In Church Got Her Slammed by SamPeeLamen(m): 7:44pm On Mar 16, 2019 |
We can argue for Africa ehn, how on earth does this woman qualify as a woman of GOD? You can try but you cannot convince me. |
| Politics › Re: Murtala Sule Opens Up Over Destruction Of Election Materials by SamPeeLamen(m): 1:16pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
You should be ashamed if yo actually voted for dollar-stuffing Ganduje |
