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Dis one head don touch. E don see food chop, house sleep, e don dey open mouth waaaa. Make dem carry am go back trenches. See him head

Is Nigeria noisier than the deafening sound of Putin's bombs?

She has a very bright future behind her

sweetonugbu:
There is something good at her backside.

Nor be same water cook fish? Moral of the story, don't trust anyone/anything

Ofemmanu1:
Water carry fish go?!

Some terrorists on Tuesday opened fire on President Muhammadu Buhari’s advance convoy deployed ahead of his trip to Daura, Katsina State for Sallah celebrations.

A statement from the Senior Special Assistant to the President on Media and Publicity, Garba Shehu titled, ‘Gallant Presidential guards repel attack on advance team ahead of President’s visit’, obtained by SaharaReporters confirmed the attack.

It, however, added that the terrorists were repelled by the personnel of the military, police and the Department of State Services in the convoy.

It said, “The Presidency has described as sad and unwelcome, the shooting incident near Dutsinma, Katsina State, at the convoy of cars carrying the Advance Team of security guards, protocol and media officers ahead of the President, Muhammadu Buhari’s trip to Daura for Sallah.

“The attackers opened fire on the convoy from ambush positions but were repelled by the military, police and DSS personnel accompanying the convoy.

“Two persons in the convoy are receiving treatment for the minor injuries they suffered. All the other personnel, staff and vehicles made it safely to Daura.”

Meanwhile, 79 year old Buhari is finding it difficult to ride his own 2 legs

Na only lizard? If you like baff 20 times a day for Nigeria, your skin no go resemble Caribbean pesin own.

Has it ever been in decline?

The last time I had a balanced diet was sometimes in 2015... Goodluck was still in power.

As dem nor fit disfigure d bouncer, na to disfigure him car. Sense no go kill those boys

Abeg those of us who are still waiting to make their first million should gather here and take notes

You see where lies? "For ME and my FAMILY", not NIGERIA. I support Atiku, but you that Obi? He's the best of them all

naijaguy1234:
I love this man die. He’s the only one I believe will represent my best interest and meant well for me and my family. If you disagree don’t insult me, just promote your candidate.

Good ebening

uchaymart:
Carlo Ancelotti, Jose Mourinho, Zidane, Unai Emery all speak bad English

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has arrested the Accountant-General of the Federation (AGF) Ahmed Idris over an N80 billion fraud.

EFCC spokesman Wilson Uwujaren confirmed his arrest in a statement issued on Monday evening.

He said Idris was arrested after failing to honour the commission’s invitations to respond to issues connected to the fraudulent act.

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has arrested the Accountant-General of the Federation (AGF) Ahmed Idris over an N80 billion fraud.

EFCC spokesman Wilson Uwujaren confirmed his arrest in a statement issued on Monday evening.

He said Idris was arrested after failing to honour the commission’s invitations to respond to issues connected to the fraudulent act.

“Operatives of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, on Monday, May 16, 2022, arrested serving Accountant General of the Federation, Mr. Ahmed Idris in connection with diversion of funds and money laundering activities to the tune of N80 billion( Eighty Billion Naira only),” Uwujaren’s statement read.

“The Commission’s verified intelligence showed that the AGF raked off the funds through bogus consultancies and other illegal activities using proxies, family members and close associates.”

According to the EFCC, the funds were laundered via real estate investments in Kano and Abuja.

A machine to test if your woman don knack anoda pesin in your absense

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Peter, how do you manage to stay fit, no pot belly through all these years?

These murderous terrorists are our friends, our relatives, our neighbors, our parents, they are our siblings, we eat and drink with them. They are people we thought we could trust. The words BETRAY/BETRAYED/BETRAYER/BETRAYAL all came into existence because we trusted people we shouldn't have. VIGILANCE is the keyword, trust no one. My 2kobo

Africans have been elected in various positions and/or appointed into positions in different capacities in foreign lands, I don't see why this should be a problem.


































On a lighter note, I think people against this are just scared of being colonized over again, which I think isn't a bad idea going by the current state of the nation.

How do you sack a job seeker?

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This is the most foolish thing I've seen in my entire life.

Ah, dis one don dey give excuse to borrow from China already. Your candidacy is dead on arrival, sire.