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Lol, Dat means atheists, agnostics and all free thinkers are already doomed without mercy.


I laugh in swahili... Ihiohugahamahihihuhu!

Abeg mk una hurry leave this earth, mk doz of us the unbelievers remain.


But trust me, they won't!



THEY DETEST DEATH, YET THEY WANT HEAVEN.

HYPOCRISY!!!

Amaechi can never go free...

Abeg swerve with your end time preachings!

THREATENER!!!

There's no how an OMNISCIENT God will send/inspire men with a book as confusing as what you call the "BIBLE".

A mythical book dt was Orchestrated by unexposed, archaic medieval Jewish men based on their minor exposure to their immediate environment.

Why can't you deliver NIGERIA from its demonic captives as u guys popularly termed it

Unfortunately, the two major religions in Nigeria failed and continuously failed to raise a sane society.


why can't you practice ur true religious virtues other than being HYPOCRITS!!!


I trust my intolerant brainwashed folks to quote me in a very bastardised form for trespassing but trust me, Am ready for all u religious fanatics dt will prefer to fight for a bible God without using the brain Dat nature gave you.


Quote me at ur own peril!

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Goahead:
Unfortunately, I am not in the country... Thanks for the offer.

Aw come u know about the massive transformations in ai?

Goahead:
Unfortunately, I am not in the country... Thanks for the offer.

Aw come u know about the massive transformation in ai?

Goahead:
It's already happening.... Ebonyi is going through total overhaul despite the meager allocation.

Guess u r resident in Ai? If yes, pm let's grace d town.

Dear Pa Buhari, warm regards sir! d hike in fuel pump price is a big sting to us me as a stunch supporter. Though I know you have always had good plans towards Nigeria but please sir, measures/palliatives should be put in place to reduce the pains of Nigerians.

From the day 1 till this moment and continuously, I've been a loyalist and a good believer to ur ideology towards salvaging our dear country from its mess imposed on us by some unscrupulous elements in the past admin.

As a stunch faithful to ur struggle in the midst of "wailers", I can barely speak up since the removal of subsidy few days ago. it's hard trying to mk them understand or have patience towards ur good plans.

Please sir, implore all possible means to reduce this hardship. U are my role Model, I respect your person a lot.



Wish you could read this sir!

Regards...
Sample 4rm Enugu.

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Buhari is really working. Just Dat d subsidy removal is a big blow as a supporter.


All the same, it's too early to judge PMB.


Bravo! Fearless police officers. Am proud to be ur product.

YOU ARE FASTING!

Daughter: (Coughs out) Hmmm…It is well o

Mum: (looks up at her, then continues picking her beans) Any gist for momma?

Daughter Looks at her) Mum, I think I am not normal anymore…like, I am sick

Mum: (Chuckles) Ojo to’ju ba ri’bi ni bii’wole. Sickiii ke! Why?

Daughter: Because I am over-sensitive. Whenever I see a guy, I have this weird feeling compared to when I meet a girl. Mum, I get worried often times if I would scale through adolescence without defiling myself

Mum: (Laughs) you are afraid?

Daughter: It seems you don’t understand mum. When I see a guy’s bicep, oh my God! If he mistakenly exposes his abs, then I would almost faint, feeling as if I should run into his strong, muscular arms and be cuddled.

Mum: And so? That’s why you are not normal?

Daughter: (Eyes widens) Mum!

Mum: That shows that you are very normal my baby girl

Daughter: I don’t understand ma

Mum: You fasted recently shae?

Daughter: Yes mum. A three-day dry fast

Mum: There was on an occasion that I prepared plantain and fried egg for dinner for the family. How did you feel that day?

Daughter: Mum, it was sensational! As if I had never tasted dodo before. I wanted a bite so bad.

Mum: So, why didn’t you get into the kitchen to get yourself some?

Daughter: Mum, I was fasting

Mum: Nice one! Son, can you hear us from there? Put off the TV please

Son: Ok mum.

Mum: As an adolescent boy or girl, don’t think it weird when you are attracted to an opposite sex. His or her stature or the likes might appeal to you. It shows that you are very normal. You wouldn’t say, you are abnormal because you can perceive the aroma of dodo while you were fasting. Would you?

Both: No mum

Mum: All unmarried people in this world are on a sexual fast or at least, that’s how it was supposed to be. Different dodo, juices, fried fish, chicken; Shawarma and the likes would appeal to them clothed in handsome men and beautiful women of different carriage but block your perception! You are fasting!

Daughter: (nods repeatedly) Hmmm…I am getting it now

Mum: the aroma could be pornography, sexy boys and girls, devilish games and all but be warned, you are what?

Both: Fasting!

Mum: So my daughter, you are as normal as anything. It means all the parts of your body are responding well but the Bible says you should keep your body under!

Daughter: Mum, for real, I can’t thank you enough. I expected you to shout at me and tie your scarves round your waist, stamping your feet on the floor saying ‘Omo yi ti pa mi’ but no! You are trustworthy and I can count on you. And that is why mum is our… (Signals to the boy)

Son: Confidant! (Both laugh)

Daughter: Bro, c’mon chop knuckle (They did)

Mum: (Smiles) Blessed children…very very blessed!

Both: most blessed mother

Mum: But never forget the lesson learnt today…(expects an answer)

Both: We are fasting!

Mum: Yes. The fast would soon be over and your dish of dodo, freshly prepared with well garnished fried egg with a chill bottle of wine would be delivered to you but first, wait! Say, I will wait

Both: I will wait!

Mum: And the Lord will bless you.

Both: Amen (They hug their mother and she blesses them)

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I doubt ur chances of not being incarcerated before then.
Mr. Loudmouth without guide.

soulpeppersoup:
Because they never believe they are children of God. Thank God you say in the church not in the kingdom. We have a lot of people claiming children of God while there are not. A few limit themselves to being Christians but see being sons of God as heresy. However, there is a different between babes in the lord and so called sons in the kingdom who are not even saved. Babes in the lord are saved but don't know there right on their father, hence the message of edification and revelation of their inheritance in their new family because until you know it you can't possess it.

Chai! Despite begging u not to use una usual watchword of they lack strong faith/believe, U went ahead to iterate on it.

From ur long epistle, I can simply deduce that only the fortunate xtains have faith/believe. This is unfair Bro!

80 percent of the total xtains in churches today are living in mgt n abject poverty. It will be unruly for you to summarize that there misfortune is as a result of small faith. Remember that they are the majority in most churches.

Cavemannn:
Foools, foools everywhere

I don't expect much from a deluded mind.
At a tender age when I was in delusion, I could remember that I was taught not to use foul/vulgar words on ppl.

Wonder what the modern god of men feeds u guys this days?

Then why do we have much paupers in d church

Pls i beg u not to tell me d usual crap dat dey lack faith.

gods of men!

nnadychuks:
In the old testament the bible didn't take record of women,the decendants talked about males.. Since it was regarded that woman came from man

DEAR, don't tell me Dat d Bible God who I was raised to revere as an omniscient is a MISOGYNIST

U should do better than the above Bro... Try harder

Urahara, u ehh! Ds guys go chop u raw 1 day... Lol

Meeen! 15 is funny.

Gushhh! I 4got Dat morw is church moral gathering...

Firstly, hope you understand the statement?

I guess u do, just Dat some idioms portray confusing meanings.


I will use an example to explain what d statement entails, thus....

From historical view, the nuclear bombing Dat killed upto 100,000 innocent civilians from Hiroshima and Nagasaki in Japan to avert a 2nd world war which could have cost d world more than such wreck is a typical example to explain d idiom.

From the above, it can be said to be...
Some inappropriate means to achieve an extreme goal.

As a result to ur question, I posit Yes! as my stance to ur curiosity.

Hope I didn't confuse u d more?

D earlier we accept religion as the root cause of our problems here in Nigeria, the better for all of us.

Religion is a tool for mind control...

uchennamani:
Okay. End of story. God created heaven and earth. Believe it, it is within your write to do that. But there are people who refused to believe that the Hebrew god created the world or that we are all sons and daughters of Abraham. Allow us the chance to believe ours too!

Bruh! D last time I checked, free thinkers don't force their belief to religious minds, rather reverse has always been the case. U guys are not tolerant.

D idea of a TIME TRAVEL to me, it's unattainable.
Will continuously refer to it as a Sci-fi.

Blescyn:
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i'm not suprised....This sort of post attracts unreasonable people.

And u think u r reasonable

Millex:
If you want to hurt a father deeply get his child to do the hurting for you. That's the devil's scheme since time immemorial, devil doesn't even need to force man, all he has to do is deceive, put doubt in man's heart. Then man does the rest hurting God. Why God let's devil keep doing it? His ways are not our ways nor his thoughts our thoughts. Devil is doing what he likes because God has allowed him, but be rest assured that the battle you are waiting for has been fought already and has been won.
God is the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End, the One who Is, Was and shall forever Be. He is that He is, He doesn't need human verification to be Real.

Delusion @its peak!

wirinet:
You people are so in love with fairy tales, so much so that your whole existence is rooted in fairy tales.
Now, if God and Devil are always also conferencing to test humans on who commands more loyalty between the two of them, why disturb the rest of humanity? Let two of them get into the ring and test their powers or popularity, it has nothing to do with the rest of humanity.

Nice hit!

My biggest qualms with the Christian doctrine is the assumption of God as being OMNIPOTENCE, OMNISCIENCE n OMNIPRESENCE.
perhaps, d originators/ascribers lack a coherent understanding of those features.

To me it's absurd...

[size=15]***Omnipotent (supreme), yet over a donkey years he has been at war with his subordinate, an assumed servant(Satan).


***Omniscient (all-knowing), yet he couldn't decipher that Adam and Eve can't pass his apple test.. Lol!


***Omnipresent (@everywhere same time), yet couldn't notice the ever perpetual calamity that befall Africans.[/size] What could be their sins? NO! I could be wrong, he seems more concerned with the Caucasians.


There's no debate about this, Religion is simply a tool for mind control. A PROUD AGNOSTIC!

@Ruq... I hail ur intelligence.

Oma307:
Pls tell me how i can apply it

Bruh, hw do you do that?

MrProducer:
Yea.
There are lots of multiplayer games on playstore.
You need just Bluetooth or wifi.

Fanks buddy, really appreciate! This has been a thorn to ma flesh. Just hlp me with a typical example. Preferably boxing.

He remain clueless.

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I still believe that Buharia is the man to put 9ja in the right track.