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Celebrities / Re: Singer Yemi Alade With Top Nigerian Stars ( Group Photo ) by Sampunk(m): 3:41pm On Nov 03, 2015
vizkiz:
these aren't no top stars. Hell I only know selebobo. The rest can go furck themselves I give no shiit about em. undecided

Skales is still an upcoming musician to me sha grin

Chai!!!!!!!!!!! Guy na so you wicked reach...... Sales still upcoming....
Family / Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Sampunk(m): 10:07pm On Jul 29, 2015
PAGAN9JA:
My mum is not Yoruba.
undecided
PAGAN9JA:
My mum is not Yoruba.
We never asked and never wanted to know

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Romance / Re: 5 Types Of Guys That Are Easily Used By Ladies by Sampunk(m): 4:14pm On Jul 25, 2015
I no fall in any category undecidedI
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Are Looking For Your Bedsheet, ( Hilarious Photo) by Sampunk(m): 3:45pm On Jul 25, 2015
grin
Flashh:
Waste of material. sad
Economist
Flashh:
[color=#225484]Waste of material. sad
Economist [/color]
Flashh:
Waste of material. sad
Economist
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid (starboy) Celebrates Is 25th Birthday. by Sampunk(m): 8:21am On Jul 16, 2015
ramdris:
[size=20pt]Guy you are now 25! quit dressing like my 10 years old Son! angry angry
[/size]

Happy birthday to u. LLNP!
I dey tell you D;
Business / Six Habits That Can Make You Remain Poor For The Rest Of Your Life. by Sampunk(m): 8:07pm On Jul 02, 2015
You were born poor, but if you die poor
you have yourself to blame. Before you
finish reading this article, at least 8 out of
10 people will have done something that
contributes to their future poverty. Only 2
out of 10 will have done what is required
to remain prosperous in the future. The
question you need to ask yourself today is,
“I’m I among the lucky 2 or the not-so-
lucky 8?”
Here are 6 habits that could easily draw
your route-map to a life of perpetual
poverty.
1.You focus on linear income instead of
passive income
Most people focus on linear income in the
name of salary, allowances and one-off
payments. Wise men on the other hand
focus on passive income in the name of
royalties, interest rates, value addition and
profit.
Relying on linear income is similar to
using buckets to fetch water from the river.
With time, you’ll get too old and too tired
to transport them to and fro and that
means you’ll have to starve for as long as
you don’t go to the river.
Relying on passive income on the other
hand is similar to building a pipeline. It
may require a lot of work at the beginning
but with time, you’ll no longer have to go
to the river to get water – the river will
come to you and you’ll not starve.
This is the most fundamental principal of
wealth creation that most (including you)
are oblivious about.
2.You’re still waiting to start your journey of
success
Everyone wants to succeed but very few
people are willing to step into the cold
waters. Do you see the problem here? In
the history of the world, no marathon race
has ever been won (or even finished) by
someone who never left the starting line.
As you’re stuck saying that you have no
enough capital to start, someone else is
busy making good use of whatever little
they have.
As you’re busy lamenting that there are no
business ideas, someone else is busy
sharpening his innovation claws.
When you’re busy complaining about a
problem in your society, someone else is
busy thinking how to start a business that
solves that problem.
Continue waiting at the starting line and
poverty will soon find you there to keep
you company.
3.When you earn more you spend more
Consistently raising your expenditure is a
good way to accumulate debt and to
remain stuck in the echelons of poverty. To
stay out of bad debt, you will either need
to find a way to earn more or spend less.
The first and best option is to find ways to
earn more and keep your expenditure
constant.
As you know this can only be done by
creating multiple streams of income and
lot’s of thinking is necessary in that case.
The second option is to simply cut on
unnecessary expenses. The money that is
saved from these budget cuts could be used
for embarking on future investment
programs.
4.You complain instead of committing
“Life is too expensive”; “It’s hopeless; I’ll
never get out of debt”; “I don’t earn
enough money.” Have you ever uttered
any of these statements before, or perhaps
all of them? Old habits die hard; however,
as long as you do nothing to change; then
you and your coming generation have a
direct ticket to the land of poverty.
Stop complaining and making lame
excuses. Instead, take responsibility for
your non-productive habits and focus on
changing them – then do it!
5.You live for today, hoping tomorrow will
care about its worries
In the 1950s a scientist from Harvard
University studied the reasons for upward
socio-economic mobility. He wanted to
know how comes some generations get
wealthier while others get poorer. All his
research brought him to a single factor that
he concluded was more accurate than any
other thing in predicting success – he called
it “The Time Pespective”.
Time perspective is basically how far you
project into the future when you make a
decision today. An example of a long-term
perspective is when a wise family man
buys land or insurance for their child, even
though he or she will not need it for the
next eighteen years. This is a long-term
approach that involves sacrificing in the
short term to assure better outcomes in the
long-term.
Most people remain poor because their
“time perspective” is focused on short-
term goals such as meeting basic lifestyle
needs, buying luxury items, paying rent
etc…are you one of them?
6.You just don’t get it!
The problem is that you keep learning but
you don’t get it. You’re educated but
you’ve never internalized what your
teachers told you. You have knowledge but
you don’t want to think too hard how to
use it. You’re still stuck at the starting line
all along because you don’t want to start
small and grow bit by bit from there.
You’re still stuck in the lottery mentality
hoping that one day you’ll wake up and
voila! discover “the newest, incredibly
easiest way to get wealth.”
Most people remain poor, not because they
don’t have the knowledge. Not because
they don’t read Kuza Biashara and other
business-related articles. But because they
don’t LEARN BY DOING. They just don’t get
it!
Final word
Being wealthy and prosperous requires
more than just physical ownership. It is a
state of happiness, well-being while
wishing the same for others. So while you
are working to escape from poverty,
remember to be happy along the way!

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Religion / Re: The Plight Of An Ogbanje (witch Children) by Sampunk(m): 5:58pm On Jun 26, 2015
johnydon22:
I

This is my personal experience and i Johnydon22 wrote this down today so we might start the stance against this societal evil and stop it....

Johnydon22
Crying
Phones / Re: Top 10 Addictive Games On Android by Sampunk(m): 7:58pm On Jun 21, 2015
Abeg which site I fit get better games... You guys should help me abeg
Phones / Re: Top 10 Addictive Games On Android by Sampunk(m): 7:35pm On Jun 21, 2015
iyke926:

Hey rookie, u need to see a doctor cuz those games are shitt-y to me.
I dey tell you, all those games are whack... They are all feminine games..

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Romance / Re: After Introduction, Whose Responsibility Is It To Pay A Girl's School Fee? by Sampunk(m): 8:40am On May 30, 2015
[quote author=versashee post=34149290]a wise man would engage her in school and marry her after she graduates! grin[/quote/]
Lol 😂 I dey tell you
Forum Games / Re: How Smart Are You,answer This Question by Sampunk(m): 11:32am On May 10, 2015
holar2ge:
Heart
Cos the moment the heart stop taking in air and distributing blood..ur a Deadman!
U are wrong, brain is the busiest because even when the heart stops pumping blood, the brain leaves for few minutes before it dies... In this circumstance the heart can be call back to work by triggering the brain nerves with electricity, provided the brain is alive.
U c once the brain is dead the whole body is completely dead but when the heart dies u can pump the blood with artificial machine that serves as heart.
So therefore, brain is the all and all...

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Education / Re: Photo: See How A Mathematician Proved 0 Divided By 0 Equals 2 by Sampunk(m): 10:51am On May 10, 2015
Tinkybabe:

True!

10(1+1)/10(1+1)

=2/2 = 1


I guess, we can prove and disprove mathematics theories as much as we want which shows that maths is not finite.


I admire the guy 's reasoning ability but he flawed when he didn't apply the same mode of expansion to the numerator and the denominator.
1 is a better answer
THE SUMMARY OF EVERYTHING IS THAT 0/0 IS INFINITE, THAT IS, THERE IS NO DEFINITE ANSWER FOR IT
Education / Re: Photo: See How A Mathematician Proved 0 Divided By 0 Equals 2 by Sampunk(m): 10:43am On May 10, 2015
Jumbledwords:
Lol, everything was okay till he/she decided to expand 10^2 - 10^2
Yes the expansion is wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Celebrities / Re: 8 Popular Nigerian Faces Doing The 'Unusual' In Public [photos] by Sampunk(m): 8:32pm On Apr 17, 2015
Romance / Re: What's Up With Some Guys And Under Age Girls?! by Sampunk(m): 5:25pm On Apr 06, 2015
SkinnyDude:
nne, if you see what i saw today eh..
one shameless guys was toasting these little girls at a time. and these girls kept insulting him.
he was asking for number, and home address.
i wanted to slap him sha. but i no want wahala.
y u no slap am naa, make em show u gbegee .....

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Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Without Make-up by Sampunk(m): 4:59pm On Apr 06, 2015
farano:
Do you think she looks good without make-up?
woooooooooo!!!!"" ar u sure this is her
Celebrities / Re: Stormrex Versus Tiwa Savage - Nigeria's Hottest Female Singers [photos] by Sampunk(m): 10:54am On Feb 23, 2015
pretydiva:
Tiwa I know,niyola I know...so who d heck is stormrex
she is d girl that beats ur girl front and back in terms of everything Dgrin;
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of The Day - See What Happens When You Ask A Bornagain Girl For Bleep CHAT by Sampunk(m): 12:31am On Jan 31, 2015
luigiajah:
Bros No Vex.. You Be Deeper Life Member?
abeg help me ask am.ooohgrin
Celebrities / Re: Chidinma, Tiwa Savage And Seyi Shay: Who's The Sexiest, Hottest And Prettiest. by Sampunk(m): 2:07pm On Jan 28, 2015
Tallesty1:
With Her Kpengere nyash? Too small.
UR GAL GET NYASH>? grin cheesy grin grin grin grin grin angry
Celebrities / Re: Chidinma, Tiwa Savage And Seyi Shay: Who's The Sexiest, Hottest And Prettiest. by Sampunk(m): 2:06pm On Jan 28, 2015
Tallesty1:
With Her Kpengere nyash? Too small.
UR GAL GET NYASH>?
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codeaddict:
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All you need for this to work is a Swift modem. You don't need an active Swift subscription.

See http://www.headerhandler.com/swift for usage instructions.
does swift moderm use simcard
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Baker Hughes 2015 Engineering Internship Recruitment by Sampunk(m): 9:18pm On Dec 22, 2014
bilikisu02:
Baker Hughes is a leading supplier of oilfield services, products, technology and systems to the worldwide oil and natural gas industry. By being the service company that best anticipates, understands and exceeds our customers expectations, Baker Hughes Advances Reservoir Performance.

The company's 58,000-plus employees work in more than 80 countries in geomarket teams that help customers find, evaluate, drill, produce, transport and process hydrocarbon resources. Baker Hughes technology centers in the world s leading energy markets are pushing the boundaries to overcome progressively more complex challenges.

Baker Hughes invites applications from interested candidates for:

2015 Opportunities Engineering Internship Nigeria

Location: Port Harcourt.

Job Descriptions
*.Baker Hughes offers exciting internship opportunities for university candidates currently studying for a qualification in Engineering or Sciences.
*.If you are pursuing a Bachelor's or Master's Degree and looking for valuable work experience with a world-leading company, consider a challenging internship at Baker Hughes.
*.Interns work under direct supervision of an experienced Baker Hughes staff to assist in the day-to-day operations and tasks in accordance with our Health, Safety and Environmental (HSE) operational practices and procedures.
*.While the type of work will vary from location and product line, the internship provides a great opportunity to complement your academic preparation with direct, hands-on experience in one of our facilities. In addition, it provides fundamental understanding of our company and builds the necessary knowledge, business sense and teamwork ability to prepare yourself for your future career.
*.Depending on the actual internship placement, you may learn how to develop, design, manufacture and assemble our products.
We are always looking for bright graduates with fresh ideas who will help us to find novel ways to solve our customers complex technical problems.

Requirements
*.If you are successful in your application, regardless of the business area you are allocated, you will be expected to share Baker Hughes commitment to our Core Values: Integrity, Performance, Teamwork and Learning.
This means you will need to demonstrate the following attitudes and behaviors:
*.You are eager to develop yourself within the workplace,
*.You can successfully work in a team and can build collaborative relationships,
*.You successfully apply your learning from your academic study.

Qualification
For our internship opportunities we are seeking penultimate year students who:
*.Are currently enrolled in a minimum 4-year Bachelor s or Master s at the time of their internship, in a relevant technical discipline
*.Have a minimum 3.0 GPA (or equivalent, e.g. 2nd upper/ WAM 60 and above)
*.Have English language proficiency (this may be assessed as part of the selection process)
*.Are involved in extracurricular activities in university
Important Information:
*.The dates for internships are expected to be between the following dates: 1st June till 25th July, 2015.

*.Please note, only students enrolled on a university degree at the time of the internship placement will be considered.

Application Closing Date
31st January, 2015.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should:
Click here to apply
please am having difficulty in creating an account, and please what are d necessary requirements.
please help
Religion / Re: The Evil Spirit That Corrupted Lucifer (satan's) Mind; Where Did It Come From? by Sampunk(m): 3:44pm On Dec 21, 2014
Youngsage:

- He wasn't just a devoted angel, he was very very powerful. As a matter of fact, he was an Archangel, the most powerful of the three that God created.
He was a magnificent being , with more intellect, wisdom, ability and beauty than the other angelic beings, was awesome to behold. No wonder God named him Lucifer which means 'Day Star' or 'Son of The Morning'.
To cut the long story short, it got to a point that he became discontent with his position, even as the angel of worship/music director in heaven, and prominence and wanted to overthrow God. His downfall began because Pride entered his heart, and because of his power, he got some angels on his side, one third of all the angels, this then led to a war between lucifer and his men, and the other archangel/angels.
He was defeated, and together with the fallen angels, was banished from Heaven and God changed his name to Satan/Devil meaning 'adversary', and these fallen angels are known today as Demons... And so on.

The spirit that polluted Satan, came from Satan himself, it entered him- from him that moment he allowed Pride take over him. Hence the origin of sin originated from the creation, not the creator. Never.
Although Satan, or Lucifer was not created evil, he originated His own sin which which was pride and rebellion against God.
The same sin Adam commited. Rebellion- deliberately disobeying God's intsruction- The first or original sin- on Earth...
story for the gods
Phones / Re: Why You Can Never Guess Correctly A Recharge Pin! by Sampunk(m): 2:45pm On Dec 21, 2014
just looking for a girl to friend.
thanks.
Celebrities / Re: Top Nollywood Actresses With Little Or No Scandals by Sampunk(m): 2:39pm On Dec 21, 2014
Viktoh:
Wae maheeda grin
Lol......... I dey tell u

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Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Banky W And His Younger Brother Funmi, Who Is Finer? by Sampunk(m): 6:03pm On Dec 19, 2014
TheRealMrStan:

http://www.informationng.com/2014/12/meet-banky-ws-handsome-younger-brother-funmi-wellington-photos.html






Always thought 'Funmi' was a girl's name?

They are both fine boyz sha...No Homo!

Ladies, how una see them?
when did that one become my problem...
abeg Go ask Google
Romance / Re: Photo: Ladies And Guys How Many Of you Can Do This by Sampunk(m): 1:52pm On Dec 19, 2014
sweettease:

Its this delusional idea that makes you clueless and I am sure it will feel right to fellow clueless guys like you.
This is how molesters are created, the idea that the lady wants it but is just pretending not to.
but daz d truth.
Be sincere and trvhful
Romance / Re: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by Sampunk(m): 1:33pm On Dec 16, 2014
tosyne2much:
This is a FP material jhor

11. When you start seeing beyond the kitty-cat and bosom of a lady


12. When you can help a lady financially without thinking of getting under her skirt


13. When you stop causing problems, booking unnecessary space, rushing to make the first comment on every thread and derailing every thread in the section


14. When you stop hiding indecency on your laptop or mobile phone
when gals will stop demanding and calling us mugu
tosyne2much:
[color=blue] This is a FP material jhor

11. When you start seeing beyond the kitty-cat and bosom of a lady


12. When you can help a lady financially without thinking of getting under her skirt


13. When you stop causing problems, booking unnecessary space, rushing to make the first comment on every thread and derailing every thread in the section


14. When you stop hiding indecency on your laptop or mobile phone
when gals will stop demanding and calling us mugu[/color]
tosyne2much:
This is a FP material jhor

11. When you start seeing beyond the kitty-cat and bosom of a lady


12. When you can help a lady financially without thinking of getting under her skirt


13. When you stop causing problems, booking unnecessary space, rushing to make the first comment on every thread and derailing every thread in the section


14. When you stop hiding indecency on your laptop or mobile phone
when gals will stop demanding and calling us mugu
Romance / Re: Things Men Consider Before Committing To A Relationship by Sampunk(m): 6:47pm On Nov 01, 2014
[quote author=EroticAngelina post=27637264]so we should start doing all those things just to get a man? undecided mtchew. if u don't like the way I am, move to the next lady. there are thousands of guys out there that are looking for ladies like me. diff strokes for diff folks smiley


so if a girl is boobzless and @ssless and don't use makeup, she no go attract any guy at all? shuuuuuuuuuu!
For ur mind na ... Na wetin u think. No grab d one wey dey close to u... Dey waste time naaaa
Romance / Re: Do I Have The Right To Collect My Phone Gift Back From My Ex? by Sampunk(m): 11:27am On Oct 26, 2014
Zedric:
Wait!! U seriously had to ask

Common, find the b*tch and make sure u collect that phone back. She used u, the speed at which she broke up with u says it all. All she needed was the phone and if u don't collect it back, u deserve a plaque for Ur "MAGArious" actions
I dey tell u !!!
Guy collect the phone bak, she used u!!!

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