₦airaland Forum

marvelck:
A lot of guys are fond of saying there are no good girls any more and yet guys are getting married every week. So, who are they getting married to? Is it not to girls. There are good girls. You just have to pray and hope to find one and marry.

FlirtyKaren:
This hilarious incident happened to Ambrose in Aba. This very nice thief picked up his lost phone and sent him this hilarious text after Ambrose called his missing number 13 times.

What would you do if you were Ambrose?

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/07/guys-check-out-nicest-thief-in-aba.html

Deen77:
Welcome back home, see below map of igbo in 1903.

Knowledge9000:
I don't think he is powerful is just that Yoruba and Hausa-Fulani tend to be very demure and respectful to someone in their societies who has risen above board notwithstanding if he or she is right or wrong...they will be loyal to that person. The cultural reverence that come with the throne of Obas, Onis and Emirs also makes it easier for them to control the people. With Igbos...it's impossible as they are not used to having powerful people! Igbo society is naturally and culturally an egalitarian society....everyone is equal! Have you heard of a powerful Igbo man before? Lol. The only way you will be powerful to Igbos is if you are fighting for their freedom...as in Ojukwu and Nnamdi Kanu, then you are talking otherwise you are just an ordinary person no matter your wealth and political clout.

faith551:
Wher did i keep my gun

faith551:
See fine geh. Pls do anybody know the name of that girl he danced with in ADAOBI

ObiOmaMu:
These kids' ball fell into a pit.

One entered to retrieve the ball but couldn't come out. Then they applied brain. #StrengthInNumbers.

Pics continue below.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/06/see-how-these-amazing-kids-applied.html

femo86:
Wetin go happen to the flesh now
Meat don set for some people be that ooo for this hard time

raylex02:
Hello, am gonna be teaching a simple method you can use to turn your photo into a cartoon using your Android Device and Autodesk Sketchbook Pro .Please before i begin i would love you lo leave some comments below to support me…. Thank You!

Requirements:
1.) An android device
2.) Autodesk Sketchbook Pro
3.) Your time

Download Autodesk Sketchbook Here /p73cGM-5q

Step 1: Download autodesk and install it into your Android device.

Step 2: Open autodesk and click the white layers at the top right corner of the screen(that is the layer button) .A side menu should pop up….then click on that white box you see under the plus(+) sign and another menu would pop up


Step 3: Click on “Import Photo” and select the photo which you wanna cartoon(i advise you to use a simple white background photo for beginners)

Step 4: Click on the layer button again and click on the first layer(the layer that contains the image you want to cartoonize). After clicking a menu should pop…look for Opacity then reduce the opacity bar a little…. You can reduce it to 40-60 depending on the image you are working on.


Step 5: When you are satisfied with the opasity,then click anywhere outside that box and your image should have a white fade…. Depending on your opacity


Step 6: Click on the pencil icon at the top and pick a pencil…i prefer this one tho…. Use my Opacity and Radius too.


Step 7: Zoom your image by placing two of your fingers on the part you want to zoom and enlarging the fingers…. Place two fingers on the image to move from one side to another also.

Step 8: Start using your finger to trace the image… Start from the head,to the eyes, to the nose and mouth then to the hands and body. Note…. If this is your first time don’t worry it can’t be perfect…while tracing,zoom in to see tiny parts and for more accuracy. While tracing you can check your progress by clicking on the layer button and clicking the eye button on the first layer…this would hide the layer, then click the button again to make the layer visible


Step 9: After you have finished tracing,click on the layer button and increase the opacity of the 1st layer to 100%.

Step 10: It’s time to paint,Click on the colour button at the top and select the pick tool.

Use the pick tool to pick the colour of the skin of the photo you are drawing by dragging it to the colour you want.


Step 11: After picking the colour,then click on the three dots on the top of the screen….look down and select fill.


Step 12: Click on the Layer button and hide the first layer by clicking the eye button. Then fill the part you have selected with the colour picker by clicking on it.Click the eye button again to pick another colour from the image,you can adjust the colour by clicking the colour button and moving the circle inside.

Step 13: After filling the whole parts with there colours then make the first layer visible. Click on the 1st layer, then keep reducing the opacity till you are satisfied with how the image looks…. The more you reduce,the more it looks like a cartoon.

Tips:
1.)To undo a mistake you just made… Downle tab the buttom left corner of your screen
2.)To redo double tap the buttom right corner of your screen.
3.)Always start from the head
4.)Start learning with a simple photo.

I hope this tutorial was helpful? Please leave a comment below if you have any problems and also to support me. Thanks to www.geekslodge.com

numtums:
Never used it but I've seen it been used.

oriflamebaby1:
My first job was a manager at a 3 star hotel. Without an experience I did so well that it made the staffs I met there uncomfortable! This made them gang up against me expecially cos of my age then... that was then sha.


Now all I do is to make money,look good and have fuN! Ask me how

PUSIDRILA:
Hmm, dat him Bobbi make small sense O

augster:
I remember my first day at unibadan staff school.. Primary 5.. I took my mum‘s bag to school

bloodyBLOGGER:
baba, I fall maga one time ni o!

I remember a girl I dated for 3yrs. In the 3rd year, she started complaining that I was too stingy and sheet. This made me to squeeze 10k out of my pocket to give to her hoping it will make her happy. I was still a student then. After sending the money into her account, I never got a thank you call from her. I even thought maybe I sent it into a wrong account number that's why she hasn't called to at least acknowledge that she got it. By evening, I called her but she refused to pick my multiple calls even till the 3rd day.


When she eventually picked, she was like... "is it because of ordinary 10k that you have been bugging my phone?...is that the amount your mates give to their girlfriends?" I was just a student then o

I was dumbfounded. if I tell you the shege wey I show the babe later ehn...till today she still dey cry.


After some few months of no calls and texting, she decided to come back to me. No p, I accepted her back but distance couldn't let us see. When we finally agreed to see, you won't believe that this girl told me that she can't come to my place unless I take her out to buy her a phone and that instead of coming to my house, she would only wait for me at the bus stop closest to my place for me to come meet her there then head straight to the phone store. shooooooo! :obaba, I fall maga one time ni o!

I remember a girl I dated for 3yrs. In the 3rd year, she started complaining that I was too stingy and sheet. This made me to squeeze 10k out of my pocket to give to her hoping it will make her happy. I was still a student then. After sending the money into her account, I never got a thank you call from her. I even thought maybe I sent it into a wrong account number that's why she hasn't called to at least acknowledge that she got it. By evening, I called her but she refused to pick my multiple calls even till the 3rd day.


When she eventually picked, she was like... "is it because of ordinary 10k that you have been bugging my phone?...is that the amount your mates give to their girlfriends?" I was just a student then o

I was dumbfounded. if I tell you the shege wey I show the babe later ehn...till today she still dey cry.


After some few months of no calls and texting, she decided to come back to me. No p, I accepted her back but distance couldn't let us see. When we finally agreed to see, you won't believe that this girl told me that she can't come to my place unless I take her out to buy her a phone and that instead of coming to my house, she would only wait for me at the bus stop closest to my place for me to come meet her there then head straight to the phone store. shooooooo!

On the D-day, she texted me as early as 6am saying she only has money for transportation from ojo local government down to ikeja but no return ticket money. I told her I will sort that out.

By 11am she buzzed my phone to let me know she was at ikeja waiting for me. I just texted her that she should start begging for money from strangers cos she won't even see my face talk less of giving her transport money to go back home. Niggah switched of his phone immediately.

2yrs after, I called her to say hi. she was just crying bitterly on phone and narrating what I made her go through, how she had to beg for money before she could go back home.

she got what she deserved.

@vizkiz

JustJosh20:
i can't still understand why Buhari is still travelling...

Xposer:
Seun, Lalasticlala, Ishilove come and see the real wizkid

Xposer:
Seun, Lalasticlala, Ishilove come and see the real wizkid

fammo:
Why is the boy always looking dirty

jboy73:
I disnt

petkruz:
Hey guys, i'm so angry right now i'm tempted to break up with the love of my life.

1) he didn't tell me he was saving to buy a car, he just drove to my compound and was looking at my face, I kept my cool.

2) My so-called boyfriend decided to call me today 3rd January and that's his first this year!! I didn't get any new year wishes. I confronted him, he apologised and all but ladies and gentlemen, the era of Men being non-challant is over.

Fine I did wrong years ago,but gone are the days when someone tries to pay back a sin I committed in my youthful restlessness.I have apologised,cried, begged, I became humble by force, I realised my mistake yet he hasn't gotten over the fact that I left him because he didn't have money when actually his possessiveness and lack of trust made me wanna always run out.

He can't be pained after 4years,its better I dump him now before he drops another bomb! But to be honest I do love him a lot, a whole lot. I'm angry and confused

jboy73:
2 years ago I had my first experience with Olosho.

I went just for adventure, as a teenager I just wanted to see a nakeed woman.

I gave the olosho N500, she removed her cloths, strip her pants and then, grabbed her phone from the corner of her bed.( All this while I was just there steering and lusting over her Camel Toe pussay).

to cut the long story short, I dint sleep with her... I just touched her Pussay, put on my cap back and there i left her .


My concience would have killed me if i had Sexxed a Prostitudee.


Team #Girlfriend puzzay. Team #One girl for life

govee:
but y is she complaining that i had forgotten her wen ever call. she is d only one calling for now

nikkypearl:
Wake up from thy slumber

petkruz:
No way,i'v gone down that lane before! Introverts are very hard ppl to deal with.My ex was so bad that he never went out with his friends a whole year,he hardly forgives,when i'm hanging out he frowns,he doesn't like my friends coming around. The only thing that interests him is reading and sex,everyother thing was irrelevant.

vizkiz:
these aren't no top stars. Hell I only know selebobo. The rest can go furck themselves I give no shiit about em.

Skales is still an upcoming musician to me sha