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Christianity Etc › Re: Does Having Tattoo Leads To Hell by Samsimple(m): 7:39am On Jul 21, 2019

NwaAmaikpe:

Having a tattoo is a first-class ticket to the lake of fire.
Well, unless your tattoo is a bible verse, you will definitely go to hell because of it.

Because the Bible says "You shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor tattoo any marks upon you: I am the Lord"
Leviticus 19:28

But you are in luck because Jesus came and gave us a way out when he said "..if your right hand leads you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose a part of your body than to have all of it go into hell".
Matthew 5:30

So unless your tattoo is on your heart, only you can decide how you want to spend eternity.
You are guided.

the legend is back

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Christianity Etc › Re: . by Samsimple(m): 7:38am On Jul 21, 2019

To loose weight and it worked for me

Celebrities › Re: See Hilarious Face App Photos Of President Buhari by Samsimple(m): 7:35am On Jul 21, 2019

If you try the aging feature on faceapp for a 75 years old man photo i think a coffin should be the result..

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Romance › Re: Village In Africa Where Man's Joystick Will Be Flogged Before He Can Marry (Pix) by Samsimple(m): 7:27am On Jul 21, 2019

I think the song "jo soapy" should accompany the flogging.. It will sync perfectly.. Zoo continent

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Celebrities › Re: Teni And Falz Hug Each Other At MTN Pulse House Party [photos] by Samsimple(m): 7:56am On Jul 20, 2019

Urmm nigerians have forgotten the meaning of hug

Celebrities › Re: Peruzzi: When Chioma Told Me She Was Dating Davido, I Didn't Believe It by Samsimple(m): 7:51am On Jul 20, 2019

You didn't believe it.. Its like this guy no know the power of TOTO

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Celebrities › Re: #OldAgeChallenge: Trending Photos Of Regina Daniels And Husband, Ned Nwoko by Samsimple(m): 7:48am On Jul 20, 2019

Who else thought she will be sitting beside a coffin before he/she opened this thread

Romance › Re: Bbnaija Housemate Nelson Mistakenly Exposes His Manhood On Live TV (photo) by Samsimple(m): 7:44am On Jul 20, 2019

Margy:
Black short disgusting sight!! Yimu

I CAN SAY THE SAME FOR YOUR BR£AST

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Celebrities › Re: Pornhub Star 'jenna Presley' Quits Porn, Now A Church Preacher by Samsimple(m): 7:39am On Jul 20, 2019

I know some nairalanders are right now busy with background check on this woman on pornhub.. Vaseline crew will be more satisfied seeing this beautiful woman nak£dness on one video

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Sports › Re: Algeria Vs Nigeria: AFCON Semi-Finals (2 - 1) Full Time by Samsimple(m): 9:56pm On Jul 14, 2019

..And Apkeyi killed us.. So heartbreaking

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Quarter Final (2 - 1) Full Time by Samsimple(m): 9:50pm On Jul 10, 2019

The fear of apkeyi our goal keeper is the beginning of wisdom

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Quarter Final (2 - 1) Full Time by Samsimple(m): 8:42pm On Jul 10, 2019

Ekong passes and composure has been an epic fail back to back

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Health › Re: Doctors Remove Huge Cucumber From Lady's Body. Nigerians React (Graphic Pics) by Samsimple(m): 7:50am On Jun 22, 2019

Chineke!!!.. Women abusing cucumber since 300BC..

You wouldnt know how much damage your boyfriend with big preek have done to you till una break up..

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Celebrities › Re: Dad Drags His Son Away As He Plunges His Head Under Bride's Gown Wedding Day by Samsimple(m): 7:39am On Jun 22, 2019

Gather here if u dont understand this picture..

Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa Flaunts New Glowing Look In Sexy Jumpsuit by Samsimple(m): 1:52pm On Jun 20, 2019

Emmzy201:
I was deeply touched, I wasn't able to hold back tears when I saw this post... I had to take okada to the village so as to share the news to the king and the village elders to share with them the heart touching story that I suddenly saw... They all send their regards and say "thank you for sharing"

this is the same igbo wizkid smoked that made him say music is his religion...

Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Reveals His Only Religion Is Music by Samsimple(m): 9:06am On Jun 20, 2019

Igbo can cause a lot of hallucination

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Education › Re: Abolish Acceptance Fees In Universities - FG Gets 7-Day Ultimatum One Love Group by Samsimple(m): 8:53am On Jun 20, 2019

I trust naija universities they will add the acceptance fee to the school fees.. Win win situation..

Naija we hail thee

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Crime › Re: Oyo NYSC Member's Suicide Note To Parents: I’m Tired Of Life, Forgive Me by Samsimple(m): 8:52am On Jun 20, 2019

This guy will rot in hell for dying so cowardly.. Why not die long ago.. After all the sacrifices

Crime › Re: Oyo NYSC Member's Suicide Note To Parents: I’m Tired Of Life, Forgive Me by Samsimple(m): 8:51am On Jun 20, 2019

donbachi:
Wicked shild..u no kill ur sef long ago...na after dem don suffer train u finish,dey expect u to begin give dem...na e u take ur life...u know wetin ur own parent don go through to take care of u?

height of wickedness.. I cant imagine the pain the family is going through now

Romance › Re: Lady Reveals How Man Abandoned Her Because She Refused To Abort by Samsimple(m): 8:48am On Jun 20, 2019

Blank tread.. Op booking space

Celebrities › Re: Man Boldly Ask Genevieve Nnaji Out On Twitter -See Her Reply by Samsimple(m): 8:46am On Jun 20, 2019

She better not turn this guy down.. Atleast even if na sugar mummy she go do..
The devil comes as a broke guy with a good preek

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Celebrities › Re: "Them Don Turn Am To Beast"- Davido Reacts To Naira Marley Upcoming Song,"soapy" by Samsimple(m): 8:40am On Jun 20, 2019

SOAPY!!!
tales of how he masturbated while in detention
rubbish!!!

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Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu With Oscar Yao Doe at Bourget Airshow In France by Samsimple(m): 8:30am On Jun 20, 2019

Zombies

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Celebrities › Re: Toyin Adewale's 50th Birthday Church Thanksgiving Service (Photos) by Samsimple(m): 8:23am On Jun 20, 2019

Nothing makes ur mom happier than when she see u sucessful in life

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Celebrities › Re: Princess Shyngle: "I Disguise Myself To The Cinemas To Get Audience Reaction" by Samsimple(m): 8:11am On Jun 20, 2019

She be like plier

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Romance › Re: Lady Slams Man With Savage Reply After He Tried This ( Photos ) by Samsimple(m): 8:07am On Jun 20, 2019

When she end up in shiloh looking for husband.. Twitter would come to her aid

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Education › Re: Prof. Augustine Uzoma Nwagbara Sacked By Ghana Over 'Inciteful' Comments by Samsimple(m): 8:03am On Jun 20, 2019

johnmartus:
you can't bite the hands that feeding you and think all is well.

u can bite the hand when u are not satisfied

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Celebrities › Re: Sultan Kosen & Afeez Agoro: World Tallest Man Vs Nigeria’s Tallest Man by Samsimple(m): 7:49am On Jun 20, 2019*

Afeez agoro has a small preek thats why he couldnt find love..
But Its better to be tall and have small preek than to be short with small preek..

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Sports › Re: Argentina 1-1 Paraguay: Messi Goal Not Enough As Albiceleste Still On Bottom by Samsimple(m): 7:43am On Jun 20, 2019

C.ronaldo is light years ahead of you.. Ronaldo even get he own galaxy(cosmos redshift 7) CR7 The real goat

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