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Chaii see fine pikin |
some pastor will say money is the root of all evil..but dey can die over it... daddy freeze must surely hear this |
when you see post way no fit improve naija economy.. mab be like
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when you see another form of stupidity displayed by some Ibadan people
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my lord I hope this one get calcium for body... go dey drink milk |
why make expensive hairstyle only to cover it with hijab rubbish.... if my gf tries dat we are done |
when you see another sarrki dead post nairalanders be like
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Malaysia kehh na yahoo yahoology them go study oohh the marijuana na just class project |
so what happen to the children who are the leader of tomorrow ....maybe na till lalasticlala reach 75 before he too go do he own campaign for presidency |
that woman ass is a gonner I swear.. Nigerian police will tell the woman to pay for each egg in that crate.... for this recession cheerful givers scarce like agbalumo( African star apple) for august |
but now he has private jets and fleet of cars THE END ...oya clap for your self |
e get one time dem say d guy don turn muslim naija and rumour sef ... leg still better if na eyes nko... can't imaging living without me eyes chaiii blind people try oohh |
e better make dem just dash am money than this sh*t ... any thing she starts will be overturned later.. if them make me one day President my lawd number one point agenda "buhari's head on a silver platter." |
in Nigeria most people who speak the truth don't last long... if this daddy freeze no take time he go end up like dele giwa ...letter bomb loading |
no where the suffer no reach.. me wey be say if i wan buy garri for IBO man shop I go first taste garri belle full b4 i buy my own... but now dem dey tell me no tasting say things don over too much plenty cost for market... aahhh buhari ur fada |
no building shall collapse on our heads towards the end of this year AMEN... that is what my pastor will say after this kind of sermon |
buhari it shall not be well with you |
akeensbussy:true that |
According to this passage Matthew 19√16-30 The Rich and the Kingdom of God 16. Just then a man came up to Jesus and asked, “Teacher, what good thing must I do to get eternal life?” 17. “Why do you ask me about what is good?” Jesus replied. “There is only One who is good. If you want to enter life, keep the commandments.” 18. “Which ones?” he inquired. Jesus replied, “‘You shall not murder, you shall not commit adultery, you shall not steal, you shall not give false testimony, 19. honor your father and mother,’ and ‘love your neighbor as yourself.’ ” 20. “All these I have kept,” the young man said. “What do I still lack?” 21. Jesus answered, “If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.” 22. When the young man heard this, he went away sad, because he had great wealth. 23. Then Jesus said to his disciples, “Truly I tell you, it is hard for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of heaven. 24. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.” 25. When the disciples heard this, they were greatly astonished and asked, “Who then can be saved?” 26. Jesus looked at them and said, “With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.” 27. Peter answered him, “We have left everything to follow you! What then will there be for us?” 28. Jesus said to them, “Truly I tell you, at the renewal of all things, when the Son of Man sits on his glorious throne, you who have followed me will also sit on twelve thrones, judging the twelve tribes of Israel. 29. And everyone who has left houses or brothers or sisters or father or mother or wife or children or fields for my sake will receive a hundred times as much and will inherit eternal life. 30. But many who are first will be last, and many who are last will be first. most Nigerian pastors are conversant with this passage but they twist it so as to deceived some gullible people into bringing their riches to them... The annoying part is that they know about this but they still keep their riches selfishly so its either they don't believe in God or the bible cc. lalasticlala fleewpeed mynd44 |
if i hear any body say buhari 2019 I will stone you
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when bill gate gave up a billion dollar for charity nobody hear am ooohhh.... |
abeg I want to be raped oohhh.... |
you were raped u no report to police that is your friend you first visit instagram to report... chaiii no worry you will get one million likes .. |
chaiii I no know say skales they use tiger I better pass my neighbor generator... |
sureheaven:you are on a long thing |
designated on 1 December every year since 1988, is dedicated to raising awareness of the AIDS pandemic caused by the spread of HIV infection, and mourning those who have died of the disease. Government and health officials, non-governmental organizations and individuals around the world observe the day, often with education on AIDS prevention and control. When last did you go for hiv test?... The possibility of an hiv free generation begin with you. Cc. lalasticlala mynd44 fleewpeed |
TOLULOPEMIDEAR:but your profile pix you dress like corper abi are you 26 |
TOLULOPEMIDEAR:but your profile pix you dress like corper abi are you 26 |
Them call us black monkeys but why do they want a monkey's organ... |
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