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Every day is a nairalander birthday ... So hw old are you now

So if them start grazing u think dey will appreciate your kind gesture bya giving you christmas cow ..you are on a long thing

Hahahaha chaiii davido omo asee gobe

Wizzy daddy yo

The analysis is simple davido bribe the judges with his imaginary 30 billion and won this award... Why will davido and tekno be nominated sef their song are meaningless...

This confused nation and its old senseless and deaf leaders

Of all people Davido eehh wooohh tufiakwa this dude only sings meaningless songs... When musician like timi dakolo, simi, tiwa savage still exist... The end is near

Marriage is for better for worse.. Shebi u pay diary abi na belle marriage you do ... Go collect ur property jare

So we should come and have a taste of your odogunanya

Hmmm this remaining days to new year God will protect us from any encounter wit death... Amen...rip sister

So we should now envy their family or what... They will end up not having time for each other... When some of them marry now they will still end up in kitchen or just ordinary housewife... A good wife should spend quality time with her husband and children... God knows i cant even marry a woman that will start questioning all my decisions just because dem get master degree

So what should we do now let me start by opening a cotton factory

Why will davido win any award sef for those his meaningless songs

That N1000 from every citizen is enough to pay for their waec 3 times

Try epkoma to benin road nahh u go knw hw far... Na because una get private jet

EdifiedHebrew:
Your informations are False

uuuhh i hope all is well with you

stonemasonn:
haba brother! Japan is too far nah

its possible

1Sharon:
Jesus is gonna get you for this

like seriously who is making fun of jesus here

Fleewpeed:
Chineke me eehh another edition of jesus story lalasticlala this one is strong and legit oohh

very legit i just saw it on wikipedia today i was like "Another one(dj khalid voice)

Shingō village is the location of what is
purported to be the last resting place of
Jesus, located in the "Tomb of
Jesus" (Kirisuto no haka), and the
residence of Jesus' last descendants, the
family of Sajiro Sawaguchi.[4] According
to the Sawaguchi family's claims, Jesus
Christ did not die on the cross at
Golgotha. Instead his brother, Isukiri,[5]
took his place on the cross, while Jesus
fled across Siberia to Mutsu Province, in
northern Japan. Once in Japan, he became
a rice farmer, married, and raised a family
with three daughters near what is now
Shingō.



The English text on the sign explaining
the legend of the Tomb of Christ reads:


When Jesus Christ was 21 years
old, he came to Japan and
pursued knowledge of divinity
for 12 years. He went back to
Judea at age 33 and engaged in
his mission. However, at that
time, people in Judea would not
accept Christ's preaching.
Instead, they arrested him and
tried to crucify him on a cross. His
younger brother, Isukiri casually
took Christ's place and ended his
life on the cross.
Christ, who escaped the
crucifixion, went through the ups
and downs of travel, and again
came to Japan. He settled right
here in what is now called Herai
Village, and died at the age of
106

SOURCE> https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shingō,_Aomori

More photo

Surgeons treating a man with suspected food poisoning were stunned to discover 263 coins and 100 nails in his stomach. metal objects was rumbled when surgeons checked his stomach and found 7kg of metal.

The 35-year-old had kept his bizarre eating habits to himself but surgeons found 263 coins, 100 nails and dozens of razor blades.
Maksud Khan was rushed into surgery at Sanjay Gandhi Hospital in Satna, Madhya Pradesh, with severe abdominal pains.
Dr Priyank Sharma, who led the surgical team, said: ‘The patient was complaining of stomach pain,
‘We were shocked to discover coins, nails and nut-bolts in his stomach.’
He said it was the first time he had seen anything like it in his career.

Mr Khan’s family think he began to eat metal objects after developing depression but said he did not inform anyone of his bizarre
eating habits.

Doctors said Mr Khan worked as a driver and would often swallow coins given to him by customers. He had been complaining of stomach pains for three months.

SOURCE>> metro.co.uk/2017/11/26/stunned-surgeons-find-263-coins-in-mans-stomach-7109539/

cc. lalasticlala mynd44 fleewpeed

OtemSapien:
Currently, the god of pastors are in spiritual cages.

na only you know about that one

I have been to many churches and this statement you will mostly hear it when the pastor preaches salvation.. Not just any form of bad like really in the world badness. You will hear things like :
"i was once a thief"
"i was once an addicted smoker"
"i was once an area boy"
"i was once a prostitute" and the most recent one the pastor claim to be a former IFA worshipper and that he has eaten all kind of meat clean and unclean, defraud a lot of rich men and that he know all form of voodoo... What the hell...
After enjoying the world pastor wants us to live like a saint kolewerk!!..

Abeg nairalander which one did you hear from your pastor?

Cc. lalasticlala fleewpeed

71 year old want to contest for presidency i no blame am na buhari start am.. When lalasticlala is 71 he too will contest for presidency... If i hear anybody say buhari 2019 i will stone you

So now is it a crime to dine with your fellow country man

bakynes:
Fool I don't and have never done that, APGA is not yet a national party, it is still a regional party so why would a Presidential aspirant contest under such a platform.

like we dont know that abi

I call this the money effect

bakynes:
Woman go and sleep you don't know anything about Politics.

guys like you and sarrki you will see them at newspaper stand on saturday morning like this discussing polities without buying newspaper

Enjoy the moment while it lasts... Paparazzi sef una own don too much oohh so man no fit get small privacy.. I am staring at my gf now oya come and post in on nairaland

Them say prevention is better than cure oohh na this kind gathering bokoharam dey like...me i go kukuma dey inside my house dey play fifa 17 .. This remaining days to christmas may God protect us from any encounter with death .. AMEN