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Education / Re: Feeding Program:see What Government Is Sharing For School Pupils by samuelchimmy(m): 12:47pm On Dec 02, 2019
Kapeter:
Useless ignoramus Nigerians that will blame FG for everything while they leave their SG to embezzle their future.

School feeding is handed to states. FG doesn't see to it, they provide the allocations to it while the states oversee it. Find out whichever state is that (if the thing is even real/true self) and go criticise the state governor insead.

Moronic people
no where did I point that it was fg's fault in this case.. It could anybody's fault. From FG to SG or the caterer that was contracted to cook the food.

All I am trying to point out is that we are as a people /nation are wicked.. We don't really care

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Education / Re: Feeding Program:see What Government Is Sharing For School Pupils by samuelchimmy(m): 12:23pm On Dec 02, 2019
sassysure:
I watched the video.
Wicked feeding programme flagged off by wicked osibanjò.
They budgeted billions upon billions for this.


Madam, if u shout too much they will label it hate speech.

This is what school feeding should look like
and some people are supporting social media... They just want to shut the masses up and do what they like without questioning

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Education / Re: Feeding Program:see What Government Is Sharing For School Pupils by samuelchimmy(m): 12:04pm On Dec 02, 2019
Screenshots....

Education / Feeding Program:see What Government Is Sharing For School Pupils by samuelchimmy(m): 12:02pm On Dec 02, 2019
I don't know where we got it wrong.. Is it that wickedness runs in the black man's blood or is it the sins of fore fathers that's making us to behave so inhumane?...

Just take a look at what the government is Sharing for pupils in the name of school feeding program..

PALM OIL AND A FINGER SMALL BREAD...
. is it not better that they gave them sweet or even 50naira each


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KK4J1pkJwM
Celebrities / Re: James Bond Star, George Lazenby, Boasts About Bedding More Than A Thousand Women by samuelchimmy(m): 10:47am On Dec 02, 2019
Even James bond feared aids grin
Romance / Re: Kemi Or Ore: Who Should He Marry? - Chat Between 2 Friends Goes Viral by samuelchimmy(m): 11:50am On Nov 12, 2019
ursullalinda:
This one the guy is marketing the Kemi like this.....hope he has nothing to do with her....just asking oh
abi na, I've seen situations, where a friend will be kpanshing his friends girlfriend, but still advising his friend to keep dating the girl.... Las las kemi fit don give this guy one mouth... grin

Ndi onyinye
Romance / Re: Kemi Or Ore: Who Should He Marry? - Chat Between 2 Friends Goes Viral by samuelchimmy(m): 11:41am On Nov 12, 2019
Kemi of course... Na me wan marry hoelosho
I guess the guy wants to go with beauty

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Politics / Re: Rahma Indimi To Reno Omokri: ''I Regret Ever Responding To Your Silly Rant'' by samuelchimmy(m): 11:40am On Nov 12, 2019
waliyulah25:
And what is problem with that? hater, intolerant disbeliever.
allah in theory indeed... Hypocrites...
Romance / Re: Plain And Pattern Material Hub by samuelchimmy(m): 11:39am On Nov 12, 2019
Wow like this, for wholesale, what is your location, can you waybill to delta state
Politics / Re: Rahma Indimi To Reno Omokri: ''I Regret Ever Responding To Your Silly Rant'' by samuelchimmy(m): 10:59am On Nov 12, 2019
Must you call allah in your response... Mchewwww

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Technology Market / Re: Sold by samuelchimmy(m): 9:59am On Nov 12, 2019
You didn't stay the ths faults it has.
Politics / Re: Sagay: Only A Mad Person Will Say North Will Remain In Power For 100 Years by samuelchimmy(m): 7:25pm On Oct 29, 2019
AroleOduduwa2:
Forget about the 100 years, let’s talk about 2023, only a mad person will say the north will hand over to the South.

And only a mad person will say the south will agree to that... Patapata country divide....
Celebrities / Re: Helen And Susan: Davido's Accusers In Handcuff After Being Caught (Video) by samuelchimmy(m): 6:34pm On Oct 29, 2019
kings59:
And you all believed it. No wonder some Nigerians are gullible. It was staged so as to stop others from doing it.


The easiest way to survive now in Nigeria is to deceive people and make them believe you.


Grow up peeps!!
leave matter joor.. Ask me wetin arrested people dey do for living room
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Flashes Boob Job-nigerians React by samuelchimmy(m): 6:34am On Oct 28, 2019
seunmohmoh:
Photoshop
photos hop kinni

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Flashes Boob Job-nigerians React by samuelchimmy(m): 6:33am On Oct 28, 2019
dayleke:
So no be koste im dey use?
No be padded bra?
look well make you tell us
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Flashes Boob Job-nigerians React by samuelchimmy(m): 6:33am On Oct 28, 2019
Sirmuel1:
God forbid bad thing, which kind nonsense be this?
cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Flashes Boob Job-nigerians React by samuelchimmy(m): 10:41pm On Oct 27, 2019
Cc Lalasticlala mynd44
Celebrities / Bobrisky Flashes Boob Job-nigerians React by samuelchimmy(m): 10:38pm On Oct 27, 2019
The popular cross dresser takes the game up. By flashing what looks like a boob job...

His fan are going gaga. As you can see in the screenshots below...

Source:https://www.instagram.com/p/B4IxKh3nB65/?igshid=4gnu8vz67akx

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Science/Technology / Re: Top Ten Most Visited Websites In Nigeria by samuelchimmy(m): 11:12am On Oct 23, 2019
Dechymmytv:
The Global State of Digital in 2019 report discovered that there are 98.39 million internet users in the country. Compared to January 2018, there has been a 4 million increase in the number of internet users.

Despite this increase, overall internet penetration remains quite low, with only 50% of the population connected to the internet, compared to the global average of 57%.
Without mufh ado, here are the top 10 most visited websites in Nigeria who 2019

1.Google.com

Enables users to search the world's information, including webpages, images, and videos. Offers. It recieved 77.5billion visits in the last 6months.

2.Bet9ja.com
This website is the most visited betting site in Nigeria, it has welcomed 76.67million visits in the last 6months and it is most visited Nigerian owned website in Nigeria.

3.Youtube.com

YouTube is a way to get your videos to the people who matter to you. Upload, tag and share your videos worldwide! It garnered a whopping 27.8billion global visits in the last 6months, all thanks to cheaper data plans.

4.Yahoo.com

A major internet portal and service provider offering search results, customizable content, charooms, free e-mail, clubs, and pager.yahoo has welcomed a total of 3.41billion global visits in the last 6months.

5.Nairaland.com

A big, broad discussion forum for Nigerians. Covers dozens of topics including romance, technology, careers, business, and entertainment. With over 3 million members, the number one Nigerian community online continues to grow. NAIRALAND gained 29.10m visits in the last 6months.

6.Dailypost.ng

DailyPost Nigeria brings you the latest news in Politics, Entertainment, Sports & Opinions. It has 8.21million visits in the last 6months.

7.Facebook.com

A social utility that connects people, to keep up with friends, upload photos, share links and videos, it gained 23.83billion visits in the last 6months worldwide.

8.Wikipedia.org

A free encyclopedia built collaboratively using wiki software. (Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License) this website has a global visit of over 5.2billion in last 6months.

9.
Jumia is Nigeria's No.1 and most trusted online shopping destination. Jumia is home to the widest selection of fashion, electronics, home appliances, kids items and lots more all at great prices. Jumia offers free shipping, nationwide delivery directly to your home or office with innovative and convenient payment methods. Blazing a trail across the continent, Jumia is a recipient of the World Retail Awards. Jumia has 12.23million visits in the last 6months.

10..ng

Naijaloaded is Nigeria's No. 1 Music & Entertainment Website. Dishes out Interesting Content daily and receives an average of 120million pageviews monthly, and 8.83million visitors in the last 6months.
Metric source: ALEXA RANKING
Source: https://chimmysblog./2019/10/22/top-10-most-visited-websites-in-nigeria/

Thanks to samuelchimmy for compiling and sending this list to us.
Dragnet
Lalasticlala
Mynd44 I
Seun

mkmyers45 , UjSizzle
thanks hun
Sports / Re: Eliud Kipchoge Completes Marathon In Two Hours, Becomes The First (Photos) by samuelchimmy(m): 3:38pm On Oct 12, 2019
Only one white man grin

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Technology Market / Re: How Do I Reset Password Of A Us Used Elitebook 2560p Bios by samuelchimmy(m): 1:05pm On Oct 07, 2019
ForkDragnet:
message me on whatsapp with the number in my siggy or drop your whatsapp number
looks like devil wants to punish me this period,my two WhatsApp numbers have been banned,I will message you with a friends number right away

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Technology Market / Re: How Do I Reset Password Of A Us Used Elitebook 2560p Bios by samuelchimmy(m): 12:52pm On Oct 07, 2019
ForkDragnet:
come to computer village ikeja or come to ogba from 6pm I’ll help you with it
bro I'm not in Lagos , I will appreciate ANY remote suggestion as this laptop is almost useless to me without the setup
Technology Market / How Do I Reset Password Of A Us Used Elitebook 2560p Bios by samuelchimmy(m): 12:28pm On Oct 07, 2019
I bought this laptop online ,and I just found out the bios setup menu is locked , does any one has an experience in reseting bios passwords. pls help
Music/Radio / M.I Viper ( Vector Diss) Lyrics by samuelchimmy(m): 5:35pm On Oct 05, 2019
*Chocolate city signature coin drop*
[Trumpets] "Judah, thou art he whom thy brethren shall praise: thy hand shall be in the neck of thine enemies; thy father's children shall bow down before thee."

[Verse 1: M.I Abaga]
And so the Viper wants to war with me
My OG called and said "yo M.I don't reward him B
Remember, building bridges been our priority
Remember who you are Judah promise me."
So I swore by my name cause there is no higher authority
I will not destroy you instead I give you maturity
Your soul is unclean, your heart is full of impurity and
Jealousy, jealousy nigga jealousy ahh!
This isn't a diss, this is truth listen
This is wisdom I'm giving to you cause you my youth
You can never battle Jude your default setting is lose
That's why I choose when you raise the alarm
To hit that snooze, you've always hated me
Your very first liner, your first single showed how you rated me
But Lanre see, I've always rated you
You no be mate to me tho
You should look up to me like your pàle
I'm happy my son is taller
Doesn't mean you won't dobale, chale


You've had a jealous heart since you was a child
That why everybody who loves you ends up used and defiled
But yous in denial, blaming everyone but yourself
Already fake when no one knew you and then famed it in hell
Look how you treated YSG
When them niggas really believed in you
Fucking snake, always bite the hand of people feeding you
AQ was your guy you did nothing to help him blossom no
But since he's been around me, that nigga's been doing awesome
Your manager and cousin gave you all cause he believed
When you got arrested he sat in jail with you and wouldn't leave
But as you head dey hot, got rid of nigga just like a weave
And he still put you on his CV we gave him a job at CC
See we rise by lifting others, who you lifted?
Nobody in all these years
Can say that Vector put em in position wow
You sinned against the order of heaven
That's why the God has brought you to me
To be reborn and forgiven, my nigga let's, pray


[Interlude]
Behold, I have given you authority to tread upon the viper any serpents, and over all the power of the enemies: and nothing will injure you

[Verse 2: M.I Abaga]
I swear by my name cause there is no higher authority
I will not destroy you instead I give you maturity
I'm tryna save your life Lanre, that's my priority
Cause you let, jealousy jealousy Bleep your legacy up
Yeah, this isn't a diss, this is compassion
This is papa talking to you instead of giving you lashing
I know your fans are gonna demand that you revenge
But will they crowdfund for you, when It's time to pay your rent
I'm willing and able, I'll put 20 million on the table
That's budget for you to spend and CC will float your label
Just swallow your pride, let me show you how to be king
You came with chickens to my spot but didn't buy chicken wings?
Let your niggas fly, it's my spot, y'all can eat free food
Shebi you waited for my reply so let me CC you
You have a choice, take my hand and let me free you
I heard you're roasting in your girl's place you B's BQ
You're not even top 5 from Yorubaland
Mode, Eldee, Bahdo, Dagrin, Remi, YCEE and Falz
Omo see the queue
When I'm the GOAT so tell me what I gain if me beat you?
I rather me teach you, so you can reach
Nah that will never happen

So when you old your children ask you what happened?
Cause people laughing just tell em daddy was jealous while rapping
Daddy was jealous from birth, was jealous inside the scrotum
Jealously looking at other sperm cells wishing you choke em
Daddy was jealous of your mother and that's how I bleeped myself
Daddy was jealous of MI damn, I should've stopped myself
One day on stage and daddy started blabbing
The reason why is when MI and I would fly together we'd sit in different cabins
When daddy saw MI's cypher and jealousy got the best of him
MI was telling Hennessy, pay the rappers who're rapping
But daddy thought it was about him and tried to send him a message
Then MI taught dad a lesson and daddy made full confessions
Then daddy stopped being jealous and daddy became a blessing
Daddy said "yeah, Teeto and Boogey were disrespected."
And daddy's daddy MI said "my son, your gift is special
Remember just don't be jealous
God wants you to be a vessel, my son"
[Clears throat]

You mean, all this noise and seizures
Is because you didn't get a feature? my nigga damn
I'm always helping people shine
You got the same platform
Worry bout yours not about mine, my nigga damn
I still love you like a son
So I promise that you can diss me how you want
I won't respond, to you
But after dropping your diss track
I hope you sit and listen back to everything that MI spat
Because it's true
It's better to give than to receive
And so I'm giving you for free
A gift and between you and me
You know I'm right (I'm right)
So give them all they want to see
Get all your memes and your retweets
But just don't only win the beef, win in life
You called me short man at the Headies
And I could've been real petty
But my head is always heavy from the crown
Choc City want in doing biz
And my shares can help you feed your kids
When you sign I built that from the ground
You came and drank at the place I own
I'm tryna help you get your own Lanre
I represent a higher power
I represent the voice of God, to you
(Focus)

[Outro: M.I Abaga]
So all these years you ain't helped one person
You ain't put one person one person on
You ain't sign nobody
There's no manager, no artist, no fashion designer
Nobody connected to you doing well
It's cause your heart is fucking bitter
Psalms 1, go read Psalms 1 bro
If you were right, you'd blossom and the people around you would be blessed

My brother knack am, knack am
Make we dey go, I no wan... see
This has to be the only one
Knack this guy, I dey feel am, knack am

at the bolder M.I IS A GENUIS , HE ALREADY KNOW VECTOR MIGHT COUNTER HIS SHORTNESS IN HIS NEXT DISS TRACK,WHAT DID HE DO ?

HE COUNTERED HIMSELF, SO SMART OF HIM
Politics / Meanwhile Look Nnamdi Kanu's More Stringent Bail That He Met by samuelchimmy(m): 5:15pm On Oct 05, 2019
I just read thread on frontpage of sowere's lawyer crying out that they can't meet bail conditions grin


so I decided to bring Nnamdi kanu's more stringent bail conditions to the table that he met.


The trial judge, however, gave some stringent conditions which the IPOB leader which must meet before perfecting his bail.

According to Justice Nyako, Kanu must meet the following bail terms, “Produce three sureties and two of whom must be; (a) highly respected and recognized Jewish leader and (b) highly placed Igbo person such as a Senator. The third surety must be resident in Abuja with a landed property in the same Abuja. Above all, the three sureties must deposit one hundred million naira (N100million) each.

“Barred from attending any rally and granting any form of interview.

“Must not be in a crowd exceeding 10 persons.

“Must surrender his British and Nigerian passports even when these passports are still in the custody of the DSS.

“Must sign an undertaking to avail himself for trial at all times.”
source:https://dailypost.ng/2017/04/28/breaking-nnamdi-kanu-fulfills-bail-condition/
Travel / Re: RRS Officers Rescued Driver Who Got Ill in Motion on Third Mainland Bridge Lagos by samuelchimmy(m): 4:45pm On Oct 05, 2019
the suffer in Nigeria no be here, get well soon papa,

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Politics / Re: “You Lied!” – Jonathan Replies David Cameron Over Chibok Girls by samuelchimmy(m): 4:43pm On Oct 05, 2019
kestolove95:
Goatluck u fvck up big time, just admit
who be this goat wey day up mouth anyhow

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Technology Market / Re: SoLd by samuelchimmy(m): 11:31am On Sep 30, 2019
kestolove95:
22k
see the way you are wishing yourself poverty up and down lipsrsealed
TV/Movies / Re: This Is How Much Nigerians Have Spent Voting On BBNaija by samuelchimmy(m): 10:18am On Sep 30, 2019
pcagbaji:

It's can't be realistic , even up to 20 percent of the country did not vote
very realistic ,in fact should be more than ,do you know how many times these celebrities vote for their favorite housemates... I know of someone who have voted more than 200votes for tacha one single person ...
Romance / Re: The False Sense Of Male Power And Domination - MISEDUCATION by samuelchimmy(m): 10:49pm On Sep 29, 2019
Guest007:


Bingo! Jackpot! You get the Internet grin grin grin

I'll be paying for my own ticket right? wink
guest007 I hope to see your testimony tomorrow ,cheers .. somebody is knocking at my door kiss
TV/Movies / Re: This Is How Much Nigerians Have Spent Voting On BBNaija by samuelchimmy(m): 10:44pm On Sep 29, 2019

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Romance / Re: The False Sense Of Male Power And Domination - MISEDUCATION by samuelchimmy(m): 10:38pm On Sep 29, 2019
Guest007:


The misconception is the bleeped wants to be unbleeped wink

Those who use what's between their legs as a bargaining chip will suffer grin grin grin
I wonder what else you have to offer ,except those holes between your legs

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