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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle Vs Chelsea (0 - 2) On 21st November 2020 by samuelchimmy(m): 1:45pm On Nov 21, 2020
Goallllllll. Newscastle 0=1 Chelsea
Federico own goal
Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by samuelchimmy(m): 12:57am On Nov 21, 2020
Simpsonrocket:
Off topic: Need answer. Where is the best place for me to learn web developing in Lagos?
decagon, they will get a job for you after you graduate, you pay for learning only after getting a job

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Celebrities / Re: I Got My First Orgasm From Masturbation When I Was 11 - Halle Berry Recalls by samuelchimmy(m): 2:11pm On Nov 20, 2020
Ashewooo woooo
Nairaland / General / What Is This Password Stuff Showing On Nairaland by samuelchimmy(m): 1:39pm On Nov 20, 2020
This has been happening quite often now, anytime I want view a post on frontpage, I get this log in pop up
Screenshot below

Travel / Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by samuelchimmy(m): 1:36pm On Nov 20, 2020
peteruuu:

Price and location pls?
i dont sell that anymore jare
Education / Re: Meet Professor Who Drove A Car From London To Kano In 24 Days by samuelchimmy(m): 12:56am On Nov 20, 2020
thebosstrevor1:
How did he cross the Atlantic ocean with his car? grin grin
Atlantic Ocean dey UK?

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Politics / Re: Lekki Shootings: ‘We Stand By Our Report’, CNN Reacts To FG's Sanction Threat by samuelchimmy(m): 10:57pm On Nov 19, 2020
Christistruth00:

The BBC Reporter that was there also said Soldiers shot into the Air and she saw no fatalities.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlSRq_WAdlE


https://twitter.com/Equityoyo/status/1320301836373528577?s=20

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Politics / Re: Lovedup Photos: Bashir El-Rufai "Would Rather Be Beheaded Than Apologise" by samuelchimmy(m): 10:55pm On Nov 19, 2020
IamD18:
Nothing gives them orgasm like the word "Behead".

Just write the word "Behead" on a paper, give it to them and they'll wholeheartedly masturbate to it with the imagination of beheading someone.
you read my mind. See the way he uses the word freely. I will not be surprised if he has put it into practice
Politics / Re: #EndSARS: Emmanuel Iloanya Testifies At Judicial Panel Of Inquiry by samuelchimmy(m): 10:49pm On Nov 19, 2020
If that James mistakenly come out. They will linch him
Crime / Re: NDLEA Intercepts 12.05 Kilograms Cocaine At Abuja Airport by samuelchimmy(m): 5:02pm On Nov 19, 2020
brainpulse:
12 Kg of Hard drugs is massive, imagine what that will do to the lives of many.

Why will some set of people still adamant in this devilish trade destroying the lives of others.

“He claimed that the drug consignment was given to him to deliver in Nigeria by one Uche whom he met in Church in Brazil . They are the most religious and tribalistic set of hypocritical people ever existed in the history of Nigeria, Yet very devious and fraudulent in their ways
a whooping $30k per kg is quite massive
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Blasts Lola Omotayo For Being A 'Manipulative Pretender' by samuelchimmy(m): 4:57pm On Nov 19, 2020
backnbeta:

A whole family can be against one woman if for instance they are prejudiced against her tribe undecided
did Paul mentioned prejudice against her tribe?

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Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Blasts Lola Omotayo For Being A 'Manipulative Pretender' by samuelchimmy(m): 3:26pm On Nov 19, 2020
backnbeta:
If you love your brother, you'll learn to live with his choice of woman! You Paul are too petty and unforgiving!
two brothers can't be against one woman. She must have done something

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Health / Re: I Easily Lose Consciousness If I Stay In The Sun by samuelchimmy(m): 3:04pm On Nov 19, 2020
Michelle55:
Please doctors in the house I need your help;

I noticed it first last year but I didn't pay attention to it thinking it was normal for one to be lightheaded after walking under the sun for a couple of minutes. Immediately it happened, I laid down on the bare floor like that till the sun goes down( I noticed peeps were shouting at my friend to do something to help me, I just signalled for her to let me be because I couldn't move a muscle so there's nothing she could have done to help me at that moment ).

Now the reason why I created this thread is that it repeated itself again today and it was sooo embarrassing because it happened in the market where I went to get some food items. Some market women had to empty chilled water on me from head to toe cry took me about 20minutes to get acquainted with my surroundings.

Meanwhile, while growing up I noticed my body doesn't fancy the sun that much but I thought as I get older, everything would have normalized.
Please who has experienced this before and how did you overcome it?
Doctors in the house, what could be the cause of it and the solutions?
Thank you
P.S: Someone said I have a light blood and pressure isn't good for me, please how true is that and can one be assumed to have a light blood (if there's any word like that)
Ogbanje grin sorry I had to say that.

Don't know if it's true but that's their characteristics
Romance / Re: Is It Advisable To Date A Girl Who Is A Member Of Brotherhood Of Cross & Star? by samuelchimmy(m): 5:57pm On Nov 17, 2020
TheCork:



bro..who care if she member of robin hood.....juss yansh & move on to tha next mennnn.....it aint like u tinkin of settling!! (real talk)..
actually bro let me link u with sweetcunt97 from nairaland...she said she lookin for husband actualy
wink
worst advice. Hansh and move on?

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Romance / Re: My Girl Use To Command Me To Dress Her Up After Sex by samuelchimmy(m): 5:51pm On Nov 17, 2020
Couragejay:
Hey friends am beginning to hate this idea of me dressing her up after sex, so guy do u do u do the same to ur spouse or do u find it romantic or not?
i think it's romance for her. Does she feel happy anytime you do it?. If yes while not continue doing it afterall she's your girl and not a hoe
Music/Radio / Re: AFRIMMA 2020: Full List Of Winners (burna Boy, Simi, Rema, Other Nigerians Win) by samuelchimmy(m): 1:04pm On Nov 17, 2020
NCarthur:
Abeg cuppy no deserve that award
ah swear where dj neptune was dishing put banger to banger all through the year. I honestly that is the only category they fxcked up
Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by samuelchimmy(m): 12:18pm On Nov 17, 2020
With 51 extensions taken. I wonder how much it took betking Nigeria to acquire betking dot com

The plural sold was sold for $15k in 2017.
Same year betking came out and points to the same nameserver as betking

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Celebrities / Re: AY Dances To Ogene Music At Williams Uchemba's Traditional Wedding by samuelchimmy(m): 11:47am On Nov 17, 2020
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright...
Na this Ay story i take understand say this life nor balance and moreover nor be my the huzzle..atimes na grace

Ay nor sabi anything for comedy but he still blow
Don't say that, this guy worked hard for his money. He's a good entrepreneur
Foreign Affairs / Re: Wonders As Egypt Unveils 100 Coffins From Over 2500 Years Ago Still Intact (Pix) by samuelchimmy(m): 12:22am On Nov 16, 2020
Cousin9999:
Boring. In that region, Sudan and Ethiopia are far more interesting.
i dont think any country in the world beats Egypt in Antiquity treasures.
Celebrities / Re: ”your Mother Will Soon Marry This One To Grandpa Olu Jacob”- Fans Blast Regina! by samuelchimmy(m): 3:23pm On Nov 15, 2020
WandaMaximoff:


I'm just saying it's best to try your best in this crazy times we are in. I'm not defending any predator, I don't know any but I know they are out there.

I am not yet a mum but knowing what I know, I'll do all I can to protect my child from predators.

We know there's Covid out there and that's why we wear mask to prevent ourselves from catching it.

My thoughts o.
God bless you jare

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Celebrities / Re: ”your Mother Will Soon Marry This One To Grandpa Olu Jacob”- Fans Blast Regina! by samuelchimmy(m): 3:21pm On Nov 15, 2020
sweetrace:


A minor in a bikini has no problems. The problem is the child predators who should be jailed.
a minor in bikini has alot of problem especially when their photos are shared on adult social media platforms where they do not have an account on.

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Celebrities / Re: ”your Mother Will Soon Marry This One To Grandpa Olu Jacob”- Fans Blast Regina! by samuelchimmy(m): 3:19pm On Nov 15, 2020
WandaMaximoff:


A minor in a bikini is inappropriate cause she can't take the attention it will bring to her. Whether we like it or not, we need to acknowledge the existence of child predators and pedophiles and protect children from them.
i guess they are trying to sell that one too to the highest bidding pedophile.
Romance / Re: Whoever Tells You Women Don't Like Fine Boys Is A Joker by samuelchimmy(m): 11:51pm On Nov 14, 2020
IntersexSherry:
All those saying that women are only into money and don't care how the man look like na wash oh. Yes, women like money because we have lot of needs and it requires lot of expenses to maintain our beauty but it doesn't mean we don't like better thing.

The thing is, women are very strong emotionally so can accept any kind of man even if he looks like chimpanzee. Just that we don't chase men the way men chase women because of shyness. Even if a girl likes a boy, she will want him to make the first move, if he doesn't, she forgets him. Afterall, we still got lot of chasers. Women just want everything..

Me i like fine boys oh but still i'm okay with any man with good personality but if i should between an ugly billionaire and a handsome poor boy, i will choose the ugly billionaire because i can benefit a lot with the luxurious life.
Afterall looks will fade one day and let's not forget almost all men are the same whether ugly or fine, men na men. Only sex they want..
your post is so useless. A total waste of bandwidth. You just stretched the same narrative you are trying to counter. undecided
TV/Movies / Re: 'Rattlesnake: The Ahanna Story' Premiere: Meet The Cast & Stars by samuelchimmy(m): 9:32pm On Nov 14, 2020
Rattlesnake was so good. Those pioneers should come back and start making good movies for us. This present generation is nothing to write home about

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Crime / Re: Pastor Jonah Gangers Abducts Muslim Girl In Kaduna, Converts Her To Christianity by samuelchimmy(m): 4:50pm On Nov 14, 2020
Tarabye:


This is the same way you accuse Muslims of rape terrorism and jihad, nowhere in the Quran and hadith or doctrines are we associated with such people, but you Christians flood muslim threads with bigoted negative trash, last year this time we saw the same thread on the children kidnapped to onitsha, this year another one have prevailed, more and more of your evils will be exposed
you are a clearly deraigned tribal and religious bigot what is the connection of a kidnap to onitsha, and this.?
Crime / Re: Pastor Jonah Gangers Abducts Muslim Girl In Kaduna, Converts Her To Christianity by samuelchimmy(m): 12:57pm On Nov 14, 2020
Proffwhyhurry12:
You cant believe cuz it is MURIC making the allegations, that means you've lost your conscience and you're blindly reading the article.

as you called it "allegations" what muric is supposed to be doing now is condemning the kidnap of 5 Christian girls that happened yesterday, but instead what they do is try to make it 1 - 1 which means they justify the kidnap or even master minded it.

I don't believe what he said because, in the Christian religion we don't believe in forceful conversion, infact it is a sin,why would a pastor force a girl to convert when his job is to preach to her and let her be?
Romance / Re: Lady Cancels Her Marriage After Mother-In-Law Stopped Her From Killing A Python by samuelchimmy(m): 12:57pm On Nov 14, 2020
Midas01:
When snake enters your house don't kill it. As for this sensible lady, she wants no part of such barbaric culture.
which them is barbaric, the one that wants to kill a snake that obviously harmless or the one protecting the animal from animal brutalizers like you? undecided abi you don't know the meaning of barbaric?
Crime / Re: Pastor Jonah Gangers Abducts Muslim Girl In Kaduna, Converts Her To Christianity by samuelchimmy(m): 12:52pm On Nov 14, 2020
Proffwhyhurry12:
You cant believe cuz it is MURIC making the allegations, that means you've lost your conscience and you're blindly reading the article.

as you called it "allegations" what muric is supposed to be doing now is condemning the kidnap of 5 Christian girls that happened yesterday, but instead what they do is try to make it 1 - 1 which means they justify the kidnap or even master minded it.

I don't believe what he said because, in the Christian religion we don't believe in forceful conversion, infact it is a sin,why would a pastor force a girl to convert when his job is to preach to her and let her be?
Politics / Re: Bashir El-Rufai To Wed Nwakaego, His Wife To Be (Pre-Wedding Pictures) by samuelchimmy(m): 12:08pm On Nov 14, 2020
MOLOTOVcockTAIL:
cool
Our In-Law Ndewooo!

Umuaka Igbo na asowa nti ...
Igbo Amaka!!!
which in law. I know this guy,he doesn't have an atom of love for that girl. This marriage is politically inspired.

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