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Romance / Re: The False Sense Of Male Power And Domination - MISEDUCATION by samuelchimmy(m): 10:31pm On Sep 29, 2019
Sandra8:


Guess you never heard of flirting, that is what I mean. Ladies should master the art of flirting without giving out the goods wink
what is the need for flirty if we don't go down ,and mind you if you have to flirt with men to get favours from them , you are still losing cheesy , this is the natural order of things .... women can never win the war not even when all the men in the world are at sleep ... ask American feminists grin
Romance / Re: The False Sense Of Male Power And Domination - MISEDUCATION by samuelchimmy(m): 10:26pm On Sep 29, 2019
Sandra8:


I will dear. I'm dropping it in a few minutes dear. Stay tunes kiss
ochia'aha hope your Vijayjay
(sorry I meant you ) is ready for this miseducation you have embarked on grin
Romance / Re: The False Sense Of Male Power And Domination - MISEDUCATION by samuelchimmy(m): 10:22pm On Sep 29, 2019
Guest007:


What if she can guarantee that this doesn't happen?

Dead on arrival... threat right
then she guarantees that she takes the front seat at the grand evening newspapers graduation ceremony every year ... grin
Romance / Re: The False Sense Of Male Power And Domination - MISEDUCATION by samuelchimmy(m): 10:16pm On Sep 29, 2019
Guest007:


Kitty doesn't have her own mind... Thankfully, another evolutionary advantage grin
and if the controller says no,how does she take control abi you are missing the idea here
TV/Movies / Re: This Is How Much Nigerians Have Spent Voting On BBNaija by samuelchimmy(m): 9:36pm On Sep 29, 2019
embarassed
TV/Movies / Re: This Is How Much Nigerians Have Spent Voting On BBNaija by samuelchimmy(m): 9:34pm On Sep 29, 2019
Let's say they spent 200million in organising the show (minus sponsors o)

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TV/Movies / Re: This Is How Much Nigerians Have Spent Voting On BBNaija by samuelchimmy(m): 9:34pm On Sep 29, 2019
And grand price is 60million naira

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TV/Movies / This Is How Much Nigerians Have Spent Voting On BBNaija by samuelchimmy(m): 9:33pm On Sep 29, 2019
170,000,000 votes times 30naira = 5,100,000,000

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Romance / Re: The False Sense Of Male Power And Domination - MISEDUCATION by samuelchimmy(m): 9:14pm On Sep 29, 2019
Ladies if you need a certificate to become a certified evening newspaper/retired feminist ,read this hand book very well and follow the instructions therein grin

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Romance / Re: The False Sense Of Male Power And Domination - MISEDUCATION by samuelchimmy(m): 9:11pm On Sep 29, 2019
Sandra8:
A man as a being is built physically powerful. You can tell by the mass of muscles he has in his body. This muscles makes his claim to power flirting in his eyes and through the eyes of men, women have come to believe that true power lies with being physically strong...how far off from the truth!

True power lies where you least expect it. I'll explain.
Going by body muscles alone man is amongst the weakest in the kingdom of the beast ( yes beast!) many other beast out number man in terms of body muscle mass, from buffalo, rhino, hippopotamus, elephant, blue whale etc. Yet all this are beneath man in terms of where true power lies. I guess you now know what I mean?

Men and women have equal (if not more for women) brain matter and mass with which to out smart the biggest muscle mass on earth!
And here is where true power lies.

Men have made women believe that being physically stronger than them means they are superior or better than we are but that is bad logic for we are far smarter than men are!

Ladies do not doubt me when I say this. Men's brains are naturally faulty, unlike women's brain. Men have a hormone called testosterone that naturally blocks the proper functioning of their brains. For the most part starting from 10-70 years of their lives, it blocks the natural function of their brains and their d*cks takes over. This is one major flaw in their brains that women have been exploiting and should continue to exploit.

Another weakness in men's brain is the need for them to experience thrills on a regular basis, this causes adrenalin rush and a surge in dopamime( a neurotransmitter associated with euphoria and pleasure). This causes men to pursue sports like watching football, falling in love, cheating, going into drugs etc just to feel a momentary high.
And guess what ladies, when all of this happens mens frontal lobe ( the seat of reason stops working) and he is on autopilot, basically acting only on stimuli.

So here is how we take take power from men.
We get them to underuse their brains and not the other way round.
Ladies always remember, when your man is sad he uses his brain capacity more but when he is happy he does the exact opposite. Lol.
As feminists we need to know this. Making your man reason everything out with you, will only give him an advantage when you can get all you want with your wit without saying even a word!

If you are in a relationship, ensure your man gets his regular dose of adrenaline and dopamine from sports (and not from you p*ssy lol) by encouraging him to watch more sports and by joining him (it's boring most times but just pretend and not by forcing him to watch zeeworld like you do.) he will love it and love you more. That's the point when you get to exploit him, cause he cannot refuse you - he won't want to ruin the moment!

If you aren't in a relationship, get men's testosterone to work for you. Look your best, smell nice, have good charisma and speak well. Always ensure whenever you interact with a man he is never in total control of his brain, that way you always get favours thrown at you due to his testosterone working up his d*ck.


Any man who doesn't take your bait is not worth wasting your precious time on. Move on many other men are waiting to be exploited. Always remember that men within your age range are easier to manipulate this way, than men much older, unless you are a pro.

Stay tuned for more!


at the bolded, madam na your kitten go hear am... you are a puta..... it shall always remain like that grin

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Romance / Re: The False Sense Of Male Power And Domination - MISEDUCATION by samuelchimmy(m): 9:10pm On Sep 29, 2019
Sandra8:
A man as a being is built physically powerful. You can tell by the mass of muscles he has in his body. This muscles makes his claim to power flirting in his eyes and through the eyes of men, women have come to believe that true power lies with being physically strong...how far off from the truth!

True power lies where you least expect it. I'll explain.
Going by body muscles alone man is amongst the weakest in the kingdom of the beast ( yes beast!) many other beast out number man in terms of body muscle mass, from buffalo, rhino, hippopotamus, elephant, blue whale etc. Yet all this are beneath man in terms of where true power lies. I guess you now know what I mean?

Men and women have equal (if not more for women) brain matter and mass with which to out smart the biggest muscle mass on earth!
And here is where true power lies.

Men have made women believe that being physically stronger than them means they are superior or better than we are but that is bad logic for we are far smarter than men are!

Ladies do not doubt me when I say this. Men's brains are naturally faulty, unlike women's brain. Men have a hormone called testosterone that naturally blocks the proper functioning of their brains. For the most part starting from 10-70 years of their lives, it blocks the natural function of their brains and their d*cks takes over. This is one major flaw in their brains that women have been exploiting and should continue to exploit.

Another weakness in men's brain is the need for them to experience thrills on a regular basis, this causes adrenalin rush and a surge in dopamime( a neurotransmitter associated with euphoria and pleasure). This causes men to pursue sports like watching football, falling in love, cheating, going into drugs etc just to feel a momentary high.
And guess what ladies, when all of this happens mens frontal lobe ( the seat of reason stops working) and he is on autopilot, basically acting only on stimuli.

So here is how we take take power from men.
We get them to underuse their brains and not the other way round.
Ladies always remember, when your man is sad he uses his brain capacity more but when he is happy he does the exact opposite. Lol.
As feminists we need to know this. Making your man reason everything out with you, will only give him an advantage when you can get all you want with your wit without saying even a word!

If you are in a relationship, ensure your man gets his regular dose of adrenaline and dopamine from sports (and not from you p*ssy lol) by encouraging him to watch more sports and by joining him (it's boring most times but just pretend and not by forcing him to watch zeeworld like you do.) he will love it and love you more. That's the point when you get to exploit him, cause he cannot refuse you - he won't want to ruin the moment!

If you aren't in a relationship, get men's testosterone to work for you. Look your best, smell nice, have good charisma and speak well. Always ensure whenever you interact with a man he is never in total control of his brain, that way you always get favours thrown at you due to his testosterone working up his d*ck.


Any man who doesn't take your bait is not worth wasting your precious time on. Move on many other men are waiting to be exploited. Always remember that men within your age range are easier to manipulate this way, than men much older, unless you are a pro.

Stay tuned for more!


at the bolded, madam na your kitten go hear am... you are a puta..... it shall always remain like that grin

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Celebrities / Re: Chizzy Alichi Engaged As Fiancee Proposes To Her (Photos) by samuelchimmy(m): 8:51pm On Sep 29, 2019
FTC grin

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Sports / Re: Messi Never Voted For Ronaldo Or His Close Competitor by samuelchimmy(m): 8:49pm On Sep 29, 2019
Oga I'm a Ronaldo fan,but this your argument nor hold a beg ... did Ronaldo ever voted for his rival messi ?
Sports / Re: 6 Of The Best African Strikers Of All Time by samuelchimmy(m): 8:22pm On Sep 29, 2019
Bros them pay you to rig this list for other African countries? undecided where is okocha , Rashid Yekini abi you smoke Ghana?
Technology Market / Re: UK Used Samsung Galaxy S8 Plus For Sale by samuelchimmy(m): 11:12am On Sep 27, 2019
Exzynos or Snapdragon processor?
Technology Market / Re: Flutterwave- The Next Big Thing In Online Payment by samuelchimmy(m): 11:11am On Sep 27, 2019
With rate, digital banks are springing up here and there in Nigeria, credit/debit card scam will soon be on the rise in Nigeria angry

Just my view tho
TV/Movies / Re: Photos Of Tacha Using Perfume After Mercy Told Her She Is Smelling by samuelchimmy(m): 10:30am On Sep 27, 2019
amamkingchimex:
There is nothing as repulsive as body or mouth odour....what a lot of people with body odour dont understand is that nobody was born smelling nice[b], it takes going the extra mile to ensure one gets rid of such offensive odour. Most of the time bathing alone is not enough and one needs to apply deodorant, lets not also forget regular change of clothes and shaving pubic hairs[/b].
none of this can get rid of body odour, it's a natural occurring body chemical reaction
Nairaland / General / Re: My Bitter Exprience With Nipost by samuelchimmy(m): 10:24am On Sep 27, 2019
raphroye:

I've promised myself that I won't buy anything on Ali express again... I lost my goods few months ago. I went ahead to make another purchase 16th July, up till this present moment I've not heard anything about it...
what did you do, Abi did you just wait for your goods to land on your roof?
Nairaland / General / Re: My Bitter Exprience With Nipost by samuelchimmy(m): 10:17am On Sep 27, 2019
ugwum007:
Sorry for your experience with Nipost. I have been using nipost for the past 3years now to take deliveries from aliexpress and I have enjoyed it throughout. The customer service have been top notch especially the offices at Mararaba nasarawa state, area1 and zone3 Abuja. You have to learn how to appear with authority before people especially Nigerians, nobody will look at you if you talk like a fearful wet kitten.
may God bless you sir, this is also my experience with them, have been using them for the past 2years, there are fiddle things we shouldn't complain in postal services, I believe with the right actions we can get them resolved....

About the bolded, I can't emphasize that enough, office people in Nigeria have a penchant of looking down on people, you always have to remind them, they are paid to attend to you and not the other way round....

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Nairaland / General / Re: My Bitter Exprience With Nipost by samuelchimmy(m): 10:02am On Sep 27, 2019
Sofistcatdmoron:


from your tracking details your goods is due for collection ,check the next day ,if you dont get it,,, tell them to track it for you by giving them the tracking number and raise a case ,simple,, every nipost office has an internet tracking section
not all have internet tracking sections, like the one in my locale, doesn't have it, I've been using nipost for 2years now I think they are trying (private shippers are worst)... More to say the services are most times paid for...
Travel / Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by samuelchimmy(m): 9:28am On Sep 27, 2019
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Travel / Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by samuelchimmy(m): 7:54pm On Sep 26, 2019
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Romance / Re: Tell Us About The Overly Religious Person You Dated Or Are Still Dating. by samuelchimmy(m): 4:00pm On Sep 26, 2019
My mother always takes us to this gifted teen prophetess, I always fantasized about having sex with her because she was so damn gorgeous , I don't know how she knew I was into her or she was into me likewise ... She started getting close to me,in the name of advising (reason why my mum brought us there was that she thought her son (me) has joined cult grin i never did tho but I was hell stubborn then, so she brought me there to cast the demons out. grin

Long story shot, after the alnight, she always goes out with his father with a megaphone to do morning cry (if you know, you know) so she asked me to follow them,


Her dad was far in front (compliment of her walking slowly and leaning on me)

Well started holding and romancing my hands, moaning serious, at first I was afraid. I had to ask her to stop that we are on the road, and promised to give her what she wanted....


We met the next Sunday, we had a great time (leaning on me all through)
But after that day we never met again, and I forgot about her... (tried searching her on fb countless of times but couldn't get her,


But I still remember the memories sometimes, and realize I could have bleeped her, but another my will be telling me what if she was possessed or something....

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Travel / Re: Roadside Hawkers: My Experience From Lagos To East. by samuelchimmy(m): 3:04pm On Sep 26, 2019
Eaglefine:
as if that one is not enough, another thing you will hear
*"Agnes Nwanma dental tooth powder maka ndi eze ure*
... tongue

Enjoy your day..
cheesy Op you are wicked chei, made my day jare, meanwhile I have this bulk right for the coming harmattan, can deliver anywhere in Nigeria

Phones / Re: What's The Best Data Plan For Heavy Users? by samuelchimmy(m): 2:24pm On Sep 26, 2019
Satan66:

The code isn't working angry
works for me
Health / Re: How Did You Feel When You Went For Your Last HIV Test? by samuelchimmy(m): 2:20pm On Sep 26, 2019
Is HIV test free? Just asking o, can't come and waste money
Romance / Re: What Is The Most Painful Word Someone Ever Told You? by samuelchimmy(m): 1:50pm On Sep 26, 2019
Trex4:
Mine was when I went to my school ict center to make an inquiry. I was new then so I had to ask some questions. I met two of the computer handlers discussing with an elderly woman. So I waited for them to finished talking so I could ask them about something. Actually after the woman left the two computer handlers (girls) continued discussing as if they didn't see me at all and when I grew tired of waiting I actually said please excuse me and one fair girl responded is something wrong with you? I just immediately left.....i Sha talked to a older woman at the counter and she directed me calmly.

Man why are human beings just so rude and heartless? Especially to emotional people?
man, your composure gave you away, once you in come into a corperate environment like this, and there is no queue, if the workers are discussing, whatever it may be, don't just stand there waiting for them to finish, you will be giving them too much respect, by so doing,

so once you work in command their attention... And speak boldly like your papa is dangote cool shocked

When they said that,
You should looked side ways and asked
Are you talking to me?

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Romance / Re: What Is The Most Painful Word Someone Ever Told You? by samuelchimmy(m): 1:41pm On Sep 26, 2019
Chiefochiefo:
I was invited for interview sometime ago, I bought new suit, pure white long sleeve shirt, new tie, new shoe, woke up 5am, got there by 6am, only for the so called interviewer to tell me that in their kind of job I don't need suit and expensive dresses. Then I ask what kind of job is that? He said GNLD. Shit!!! I almost fainted.
embarassed damn
Romance / Re: What Is The Most Painful Word Someone Ever Told You? by samuelchimmy(m): 1:40pm On Sep 26, 2019
Charis15:
My ex told my dad and I quote "I know God is the giver of Children but she can never have a child"
Well God who is the giver of Children proved him wrong and gave me mine. I will still have more.
what did you do

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Romance / Re: What Is The Most Painful Word Someone Ever Told You? by samuelchimmy(m): 1:30pm On Sep 26, 2019
MrHighSea:

There're some things you don't wait till you're told.

Except the person was blind to ur efforts or you're always in need of things beyond ur means.

she got a job, and I just lost my job then, (I was only trying to caution her of how she has changed within a few weeks of getting a job buying clothes and expensive perfumes every Friday, when she said those hurtful words)

(I was there for her when she had no job, encouraging her and uplifting her soul, including financial inputs, I was totally there for her, no questions)

But when she got a job, she started rolling with different set of people, I shake my head and moved on, it wasn't long before I got back to track and she lost her job also because of her carelessness,
Crime / Re: Francisca Okhiria Kidnapped In Benin by samuelchimmy(m): 8:04pm On Sep 25, 2019
I wrote this in 2017,i sent it out to major news houses, they rejected it, now it's happening, the thing they are protecting themselves against will come to them suddenly, there will be uphival, this is just the beginning, they will run out ABUJA EVEN IN THAT ASO ROCK, THEIR UNDISTURBED FORTRESS....

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