Those bank staffs are funny sometimes.
I remembered when I went to wema bank in sagamu to make some deposit, I got there around few mins after 2 and I was told that the network was bad due to the weather. I waited patiently till 25 mins after 3 and the funniest part was that the queue I am wasn't even moving at all so I walked to the cashier to inquire about what happened and the lady answered nonchalantly saying that shebi she don talk before say the network no good.
I was mused with her reaction but I just overlook it and. I glanced at the monitor and to my surprise, I saw nairaland homepage on the monitor. I was furious because she kept so many people on the queue and she was busy browsing under the excuse of bad network.

I just shaked my head and walked out of the banking hall.

Bamteddy fans should join lolu oooo

That guy don over hype himself


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Both of the evicted housemates

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So after that crazy stunt from big brother yesterday night, so eviction is still going to take place. Anyway Teddy A has been evicted

1.Flying Snakes 2.Snake Steals Venom From Toads 3. Boa Reproduces Without Sex 4. Dinosaur-Eating Snake 5. Snake Venom May Help Prevent Stroke 6. Spitting Cobras Exhibit Deadly Accuracy 7. Two headed snake


Continue reading at https://www.thoughtco.com/weird-facts-about-snakes-373879

Snakes are among the most feared animals. These reptiles can be as small
as the four inch long Barbados threadsnake or as large as the 40-foot long
anaconda. With over 3,000 species globally, snakes are found in almost
every biome. These legless, scaly vertebrates can slither, swim, and even
fly. Did you know that some snakes have more than one head or that some
female snakes can reproduce without males? Discover some unusual facts
about snakes that may surprise you.


Two-headed Snakes
Did you know that snakes can have two heads? This instance is rare and
two-headed snakes don't survive long in the wild. Each head has its own
brain and each brain can control the shared body. As a result, these animals
have unusual movements as both heads try to control the body and go in
their own direction. One snake head will sometimes attack the other as they
fight over food. Two-headed snakes result from the incomplete splitting of
a snake embryo. A complete split would have resulted in twin snakes, but
the process stops before completion. While these snakes don't fair well in
the wild, some have lived for years in captivity. According to National
Geographic, a two-headed corn snake named Thelma and Louise lived for
several years at the San Diego Zoo and produced 15 normal offspring.

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Source:: www..ng/others/millionaire-businessman-buried-with-gold-worth-216000-photos

A Trinidad & Tobago millionaire businessman, Sheron Sukhdeo, who was shot dead on the evening of Monday April 26, was cremated on Saturday. Scores of mourners, including family and friends, flocked the Chaguanas home of the murdered car dealer and real estate agent to pay their last respect. He was cremated with gold jewelry worth $216,000. More photos below:

goal! tot erisken 45+

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goal! morata

Chelsea starting 11

They spend money on meaningless things, no wonder they are the one with the highest foreign debt....









Lagos people.....na 2019 you go know the true man ambode is

This guy shaqiri na pro.........


Where iwobi dey?

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Teddy A be like "so this babe don carry her toto go be that. Shit!!!!"


Sorry bro....alex dey available

2009-09-19 English Premier League Chelsea 3-0 Tottenham 2009-03-20 English Premier League Tottenham 1-0 Chelsea 2008-08-30 English Premier League Chelsea 1-1 Tottenham 2008-03-18 English Premier League Tottenham 4-4 Chelsea 2008-01-11 English Premier League Chelsea 2-0 Tottenham 2007-04-06 English Premier League Chelsea 1-0 Tottenham 2006-11-04 English Premier League Tottenham 2-1 Chelsea 2006-03-10 English Premier League Chelsea 2-1 Tottenham 2005-08-26 English Premier League Tottenham 0-2 Chelsea 2005-01-14 English Premier League Tottenham 0-2 Chelsea 2004-09-18 English Premier League Chelsea 0-0 Tottenham 2004-04-02 English Premier League Tottenham 0-1 Chelsea 2003-09-12 English Premier League Chelsea 4-2 Tottenham 2003-01-31 English Premier League Chelsea 1-1 Tottenham 2002-11-02 English Premier League Tottenham 0-0 Chelsea 2002-03-12 English Premier League Chelsea 4-0 Tottenham 2001-09-15 English Premier League Tottenham 2-3 Chelsea 2001-04-16 English Premier League Tottenham 0-3 Chelsea 2000-10-27 English Premier League Chelsea 3-0 Tottenham

2015-01-01 English Premier League Tottenham 5-3 Chelsea 2014-12-03 English Premier League Chelsea 3-0 Tottenham 2014-03-08 English Premier League Chelsea 4-0 Tottenham 2013-09-28 English Premier League Tottenham 1-1 Chelsea 2013-05-08 English Premier League Chelsea 2-2 Tottenham 2012-10-20 English Premier League Tottenham 2-4 Chelsea 2012-03-23 English Premier League Chelsea 0-0 Tottenham 2011-12-21 English Premier League Tottenham 1-1 Chelsea 2011-04-29 English Premier League Chelsea 2-1 Tottenham 2010-12-11 English Premier League Tottenham 1-1 Chelsea 2010-04-16 English Premier League Tottenham 2-1 Chelsea

H2H
2018-04-01 English Premier League Chelsea 0-0 Tottenham
2017-08-20 English Premier League Tottenham 0-0 Chelsea
2016-11-26 English Premier League Chelsea 2-1 Tottenham
2016-05-02 English Premier League Chelsea 2-2 Tottenham
2015-11-29 English Premier League Tottenham 0-0 Chelsea
2015-03-01 League Cup Chelsea 2-0 Tottenham

Stats
Date Comp Home Score Away Stats 2018-04-01 English Premier League Chelsea 0-0 Tottenham
2017-08-20 English Premier League Tottenham 0-0 Chelsea
2016-11-26 English Premier League Chelsea 2-1 Tottenham
2016-05-02 English Premier League Chelsea 2-2 Tottenham
2015-11-29 English Premier League Tottenham 0-0 Chelsea
2015-03-01 League Cup Chelsea 2-0 Tottenham

I give my self away so you can use me (william McDowell) dey bust my brain

2nd leg

Match preview Chelsea need to assess goalkeeper Thibaut Courtois (hamstring) and defender Andreas Christensen (muscular). David Luiz (knee) and Ethan Ampadu (ankle) remain out, while Ross Barkley (thigh) is not yet fit enough for the first team. Tottenham Hotspur manager Mauricio Pochettino says Harry Kane is making "very good progress" in his recovery from an ankle injury and has refused to rule out an early return for his top scorer. Harry Winks is unavailable with an ankle problem of his own. Did you know? Chelsea won the reverse fixture 2-1 and are looking to do their first league double over Tottenham Hotspur since 2005/06. Tottenham Hotspur's 25 matches at Stamford Bridge without winning in the Premier League is the most that one team has played on one ground without a single victory in the competition. Spurs have won more points in PL London derbies this season than any other side (13, W4 D1 L2). Under Mauricio Pochettino, Spurs have won 59 per cent of their PL matches in which Harry Kane has featured, compared with 39 per cent when he has not.

1st leg Match summary


Marcos Alonso scored twice as Chelsea claimed a 2-1 win
to leave Tottenham Hotspur rueing missed chances in
their first Premier League match at Wembley Stadium.
After Alvaro Morata had headed wide on his full PL
debut for Chelsea, Alonso curled in an exquisite free-kick
on 24 minutes.
Spurs pushed for an equaliser, with Harry Kane hitting
the post and narrowly failing to connect with Christian
Eriksen’s free-kick before heading wide after the break.
Not long after Willian hit the post for the Blues, Spurs
did level as Michy Batshuayi headed into his own net
from Eriksen’s free-kick in the 82nd minute.
But Alonso struck again six minutes later, beating Hugo
Lloris from a tight angle, as the champions earned the
first win of their title defence.

Dammyzeal007:
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BRO you need a big Islamic deliverance that requires you been flogged with the Muslim bead on the forehead so that your brain will stop malfunctioning.... Imagine, someone won a fight through several hard training and you are shouting jazz up and down... In fact receive sense from Ogun

Dammyzeal007:
.....
BRO you need a big Islamic deliverance that requires you been flogged with the Muslim bead on the forehead so that your brain will stop malfunctioning.... Imagine, someone won a fight through several hard training and you are shouting jazz up and down... In fact receive sense from Ogun

Dammyzeal007:
... Una don start ooo maybe na your testicles dem use prepare the jazz for am

excuse me sir, are you crazy?







Na confirm I dey yarn, na sagamu I dey and dat na the place where aj spent his teen......all the elders in the family did so many kind of crazy stuff.....you think say aj blow na small thing

Na the little jazz he get for mayflower secondary school the guy dey use.....confirm jaZz from ikenne........investigate if you are doubting

b4bola:

Round 11

o boy you try ooooo U sabi predict U be winch?

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