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Sports / Re: France Vs Nigeria: Women's Friendly - 8 - 0 (Full Time) by SamuelTurner(m): 9:46pm On Apr 06, 2018 |
Yameater:No But france is fvcking them right now 3 Likes |
Sports / Re: France Vs Nigeria: Women's Friendly - 8 - 0 (Full Time) by SamuelTurner(m): 9:05pm On Apr 06, 2018 |
The only thing dem sabi na to f*uck.....and dey be like "what is lukaku playing self" |
Literature / Re: Whose Fault? (betrayal And Revenge) A Short Story by SamuelTurner(m): 1:01am On Apr 05, 2018 |
She hurriedly dressed up, she didn't even bother about the afternoon lecture. She boarded a vehicle and went straight to Swiss estate and luckily for her, she met Tunji at home doing nothing. the condition she met him was not good at all. Tunji found it difficult to answer Blessing when she greeted him but sister Blessing didn't mind the attitude, she moved her chair near Tunji and tried to hold his hand. Tunji's mind was already filled with dejection so he withdraw his hand from Blessing's own and said "What happened and what did you want, I thought your new man is enough for you and what do you now need from me" "Tunji remembered how we started, even if people are saying rumor about me do you believe them?" Blessing questioned with a soft tone. "Shut up jare you deceitful woman, you don't know that where there is people who know how to talk, there are also people who know how to hear. Sha stand up and be going because I don't want you to addup to my problems" Blessing didn't mind the attitude he was receiving because she knew that every man would behave like that so she came prepared. She began saying all sort of sweet words which calmed Tunji down. When she observed that the guy is calmed, she kissed him on the lips and they had a nice time together. Na only God fit save persin from devilish woman like Blessing. Tunji escorted her but not like before because he's avoiding does he was indebted to. He didn't pass and neither did he failed, he only remained in the same class. No progress, the manager had already told him that he is far from promotion because of his sudden change of attitude. Blessing returned to the hostel and met Prof Kunle in her room. 'Where are you coming from?' 'From the street' 'To do what?' 'To check on Tunji' 'So you are still with Tunji after everything I have done for you' 'No ooo, I only went there to warn him and his friend to stop spying on us, don't be angry my dear' Blessing said and sat on Kunle's lap and they locked lips. Oladebo opened the door and saw them. Kunle and Blessing adjusted when they say her, Ladebo greeted them and left the room. 'If a man prayed not to be disgrace and eventually got disgraced, his only prayer is not to die after the disgrace' Blessing said confidently after Debo left the room 'Have you now see that it is compulsory I get married to you because I can't be doing it secretly again' Kunle answer Blessing Blessing was stunned with Kunle's statement because she wasn't expecting it. She was with mixed felling because of Tunji and what her family will think of her but after remembering everything she had achieved from Kunle, she decided to forget the past and continue with the future. Oladebo explained her ordeal to Daniel and Tunji and Tunji decide to visit Blessing once againm he went there on sunday and he met Tosin and Blessing sleeping due to the night party they went to. Tunji greeted the two friends and he was offered a sit. He declined the drink given to him for refreshment. He gisted with them for a while though Tosin was not happy with the visit but there's nothing she could do. After confirming what he wanted to confirm from Blessing's block mates, Tunji left the hostel and went back to his friends. All they needs to do now is to stop Kunle by all means. He and his friends tried everything to investigate and they succeeded, it now remains how they are gonna execute their plan. They must go back to reschedule their plan. They went to their various houses to plan how they will punish Professor Kunle Adedokun maybe it will serve as a lesson to all the lecturer that always finds pleasure in dating the students under them. |
Romance / Re: https://www.xvideos.com by SamuelTurner(m): 11:38pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
When Jesus said it is finished, he was actually referring to your brain 12 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Why Am I Having Wet Dreams.....am Confused by SamuelTurner(m): 11:32pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
Maybe you were drenched by rain |
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Cee-C’s Plea To Juliet Ibrahim Shocks Fans by SamuelTurner(m): 10:37pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
I know say big brother don suck her slippers breast that why he's giving her hint.......or she be seer? Ayam not understanding 6 Likes |
Sports / C Ronaldo Vs Messi In Court Of Law!! by SamuelTurner(m): 10:28pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
Cristiano Ronaldo vs Leo Messi in court Judge: Have any of you won the Golden ball? Ronaldo: Yes, 5 times. Messi: Yes, 5 times as well. Judge: Have any of you won the Golden Boot? Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times. Messi: Same here. Judge: How many individual trophies have you each won? Ronaldo: 16. Messi: 13. Judge: Have any of you played for another club’s first team besides your current one? Ronaldo: Yes! Sporting CP in Portugal first division and Manchester United in BPL. Messi: No. Only Barcelona. Judge: Have any of you won a title with your national team? Ronaldo: Yes! We won Portugal’s first ever European Championship. Messi: No. Judge: How many goals have each of you scored for your respective teams? Ronaldo: Should I count the goals I’ve scored for Man United and Sporting? Judge: No. Only for Real Madrid. Ronaldo: 436 goals in 426 appearances or 9 seasons. Messi: 539 goals in 625 appearances or 14 seasons. Judge: Who has scored more hat- tricks in La Liga? Ronaldo: Me. 35 in La Liga. Messi: Ronaldo has. I’ve scored 28. Judge: Which is the most prestigious competition in club football? Ronaldo: Champions League. Messi: Champions League. Judge: Have any of you won Champions League? Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times in total with 2 different teams. Once with Man United and 3 times with Madrid. Messi: Yes, 4 times as well with Barcelona only. Judge: Who has scored more goals in the CL between the two of you? Ronaldo: I’ve scored 118 goals in the CL. Messi: I’ve scored 100. Judge: Who has more assists between the two of you in the CL? Ronaldo: I have 39. Messi: Ronaldo has. I have 26. Judge: Who has scored more goals in total in the CL finals? Ronaldo: Me. Messi: Ronaldo. Judge: Which one of you have scored more free kicks? Ronaldo: I have. Messi: Ronaldo has. Judge: Most goals with weak foot? Ronaldo: Me, I think. Messi: (Nods in agreement). Judge: Most goals from outside of the box? Ronaldo: Me.. again. Messi: Ronaldo. Judge: Who has scored more headers? Ronaldo: Is that a serious question? Messi: ... Judge: Who has a better penalty conversion rate? Ronaldo: I think I do. I’ve scored 82% of the penalties I’ve taken. Messi: I’ve scored 77% of the penalties I’ve taken. Judge: Which one of you have scored the most goals in total during your career? Ronaldo: I think I have. 647 goals. Messi: I’ve scored 603 Judge: How many football records do each of you hold in total for both club and country? Ronaldo: 146 Messi: 110 Judge: Well, after analyzing all of the facts that have been presented to me. I can only draw one conclusion when it comes to comparing you both as football players. That conclusion is that Ronaldo is the better player in almost every category. When it comes to goal scoring and accolades for both club and country, Ronaldo comes out on top. Messi, you are without a doubt Barcelona’s best player of all time. But certainly not the world’s best ever. That is clearly Ronaldo at the moment. Messi: But I am younger than Ronaldo and haven’t played as many matches as him. Judge: I understand that, but until you surpass his goal scoring records and win as many trophies both individually and collectively as he has, then Ronaldo will, according to the statistics, be considered as the best football player of all time. Until then, keep pushing on and you just might be able to achieve just as much as Ronaldo! 4 Likes |
Business / Re: Femi Otedola In Public Bus In The U.K - (photos , Video) by SamuelTurner(m): 9:57pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
Shey jay z sabi otedol? |
Politics / Give It A Title! by SamuelTurner(m): 9:18pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
*WHO KNOWS
TOMORROW ??*
In 1985, Dasuki
arrested Buhari.
In 2016, Buhari arrested
Dasuki.
In 1995, Al Mustapha
arrested Obasanjo on
the order of General
Abacha.
In 1999, Obasanjo
arrested Al Mustapha
and he was jailed for 8
years.
In 2010, Prof Osinbajo
was answerable to Gov
Fashola as one of his
commissioner.
In 2017, Fashola
became answerable to
Acting President
Osibanjo as one of his
minister.
In 2005, Diego Simeone
was under Fernando
Torres. Torres was the
Club Captain despite
being far younger than
Simeone; but He did
what Torres ordered.
In 2016, Diego Simeone
is now Fernando Torres
coach. Torres now
takes orders from
Simeone.
In the 90's under
Rawlings regime Dr. Spio
Gabriel was the minister
of communications and
Mahama was his
deputy.
Today John Mahama is
the President and has
employed his former
boss as minister.
Life is like a COIN
thrown up in the air. You
can't really predict
which side will turn up.
*NO ONE STAYS ON TOP
FOREVER. IT'S JUST A
MATTER OF TIME AND
SEASON.*
That Person you
Despised/Ridiculed/
Treated like shits and
act like GOD over today,
may have control over
your Life/Career or Save
your head tomorrow.
NO ONE KNOWS
TOMORROW!.
Treat everyone with
respect and show some
kindness because there
will always be a
tomorrow. Be good to
all!
A Boss today might
become a Subordinate
tomorrow because
there's no permanent
state in life.
*ALWAYS USE YOUR
POWERS AND
POSITIONS
CAUTIOUSLY AND FOR
THE BENEFIT OF ALL.*
Always stand for what
is right, fair and just.
Like Mugabe said:
"...treat the towel with
care because the same
place you used in
cleaning your bottom
today might be the
same place you will use
in cleaning your face
tomorrow."
*REMEMBER THIS, NO
ACT OF KINDNESS IS A
WASTE! OUR PRIME
PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO
HELP OTHERS AND IF
YOU CAN NOT HELP
THEM, AT LEAST DO
NOT HURT THEM!*
*THANK YOU ALL!!! SEE
YOU AT THE TOP...*
Who would have
taught,Nokia 3310
would be a forgotten
phone in the midst of
Androids.
No one knows
tomorrow.... 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Jay Z Revealed What He Did When He Realised His Mother Is A Lesbian by SamuelTurner(m): 9:16pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
Try it in naija and you will be stoned to death.... Meanwhile, who go suck this grandma p*ssy, because me ayam not understanding oooo 6 Likes |
Sports / Re: Wow!! SEE All Records “cristiano Ronaldo” Broke Last Night As Real Madrid Beats by SamuelTurner(m): 8:59pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
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Sports / Wow!! SEE All Records “cristiano Ronaldo” Broke Last Night As Real Madrid Beats by SamuelTurner(m): 7:02pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
Cristiano Ronaldo scored twice, including a stunning bicycle kick, as Real Madrid took control of their Champions League quarter-final against Juventus with a convincing first-leg win. Just in case you missed the Goals highlight, Watch it HERE The Real forward made history with his opener when he prodded home Isco’s cross – becoming the first player to score in 10 consecutive Champions League games and also broke even more Records. The UEFA Management took to Twitter to announce all the Records Ronaldo broke on their Twitter page. See all the Records Ronaldo broke last night below:-Some Twitter users wants UEFA to change the league name to Ronaldo Champions League �� With the excellent Records C.Ronaldo broke last night, it’s safe to say anyone who hates Ronaldo hates Football. What Do You Have To Say About Ronaldo’s Performance Against Juventus? |
Romance / 10 Ways To Guard Your Marriage Against Breakup by SamuelTurner(m): 6:13pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
This high rate of marriage breakup makes a lot of single
men and women dread the thought of getting married. So
how do you guard your marriage against a divorce? Here
are 10 tips to help you achieve this A high percentage of marriage don't last anymore these days, owing to a lot of factors. Some of the factors can be managed, while others are sometimes beyond control, like domestic violence for instance. This high rate of marriage breakup makes a lot of single men and women dread the thought of getting married. So how do you guard your marriage against a divorce » ? Here are 10 tips to help you achieve this: . Good communication: One of the keys to a lasting marriage is communication. It is a very important component of married life. Every couple needs to understand each other's likes and dislikes and work towards them to make each other happy. . Personal time: As a couple, you need to spend lot of time with each other, but it is also necessary to provide personal space in one another's life. Only then, your partner feels that he/she is living his/her life as well. According to many couples, lack of personal space has been found to be a a major cause of divorce. . Faithfulness: Fidelity is a fundamental step as to how you can save your marriage from a divorce. Give your partner the utmost priority and make her/him feel important. Love your partner unconditionally and be faithful to her/him. Building trust, love and faith can never lead to a divorce. . Physical contact: Hugs, kisses and slight touches are ways to express love between couples. Pausing for a hug and a kiss before you leave for work in the morning may seem like a small silly thing, but the warm glow it gives you, is something to look back on all day. . Make friends with people in solid relationships: It is a very good advice to be friends with people with strong relationships. If you are surrounded by people who are planning for a divorce or are already divorced, soon your marital life might be at risk and you might also get the idea of a divorce. . Manage your finances: Money is another major reason for a divorce. As a couple, it is a good practice to manage your finances right from the beginning so that you do not land in trouble later. Plan together and make sure each of you are aware of the other's spendings, so that debts and taxes to catch you off guard and result to marital problems. . Be honest: Always keep in mind about how you can save your marriage relationship is by sharing everything with your partner and being open. If you are fond of lying all the time, your partner won't trust you, and that in itself is a problem. . Relax and make time to intimacy: Set out time to relax together by going for picnics, play with each other and also making out time for intimacy. Sex is the culmination of all things that are done throughout the day. . Plan your future together: Dream together and plan for a wonderful future. Since you're married, you need to do things together and not spring unpleasant surprises on your partner if you want your marriage to actually last. . Pick your fights: Quarrels and arguments are part of the package called marriage, but make sure it has a purpose and immediately settle it. Don't let minor issues escalate and become major problems. Try talking about a problem before it gets out of hand. |
Romance / Re: 9 Types Of Women You Should Never Marry by SamuelTurner(m): 6:42am On Apr 03, 2018 |
Preshy561:well, no 1 describes who you are.....plastic leg 23 Likes |
Romance / Re: You Hardly See Females Bullying Each Other On Nairaland by SamuelTurner(m): 12:04am On Apr 03, 2018 |
Phew
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Romance / 9 Types Of Women You Should Never Marry by SamuelTurner(m): 11:50pm On Apr 02, 2018 |
Marriage is a huge commitment. You never want to get sucked into a marriage that is going to end up making you downright unhappy and frustrated with your life. You always have to make sure that before you get married to a fine lady, you should have the mental and emotional faculties that are necessary to really sustain a marriage. You have to be a mature human being who understands that love and marriage aren’t easy and that a lot of work and commitment really goes into churning out a successful union between two people. But aside from merely building yourself up to be a person who is truly ready for marriage. You also have to make sure that you choose the right partner to spend the rest of your life with. You can’t afford to not be choosy when selecting your potential mate. You always have to make sure that the lady you choose is someone who you are compatible with. Remember that you are going to have to share your life with his woman. So a lot of thought and analysis has to go into selecting your wife.. While it can be wrong to automatically dismiss a woman without getting to know them, there are just some kinds of women that you really should veer away from. These are the types of women who will make it incredibly difficult for you to be happy in a marriage. These are the women who are going to make you want to just put a gun to your head and shoot yourself if you’re not careful. So always be receptive of all kinds of women, but always make sure to stay guarded as well. You don’t want to end up marrying a woman who is going to corrupt your soul and your whole idea of love. Here are the types of women you should avoid marrying at all costs. 1. The one who is bitter about everything. This women is the ultimate negatron. She is always upset and being negative about something. She is constantly bringing negative vibes into your life. She’s like a human black cloud always choosing to hover over you making everything gloomy. 2. The one who only ever thinks about herself. This is the girl who will never pay you any mind. She is incredibly selfish and she is only ever looking out for herself. She won’t really give a damn about how you feel unless she knows she can get something out of it. 3. The one who is all about material possessions. She is going to want the most lavish gifts from you. She isn’t going to be interested in your love unless it comes in the form of expensive commercial items. You are going to go broke trying to please her so you have to be careful. 4. The one who is a big flirt. Her eyes aren’t going to be reserved for you. She is going to keep on scouting for potential targets she can use her moves on. She likes the game of flirting and she likes to play with different kinds of people. You will never feel a sense of security when you’re with her. 5. The one who wants to party every weekend. At some point, you are both going to have to grow up and say goodbye to the whole club and party scene. So if she’s still the type of girl who wants to go out clubbing every single weekend, then she probably hasn’t matured enough for marriage yet. 6. The one who thinks she’s entitled to everything. She is going to demand the world from you and even if you do manage to give it to her, it’s never going to be enough. She is the type of girl who thinks she doesn’t have to work hard for the things that she wants. She believes that everything should be served to her on a silver platter. 7. The one who can’t stand not being the center of attention. She is never going to allow you to shine. She will be jealous of whatever success you are going to get. She wants all eyes to be on her at all times. You should also check 15 Signs He is planning To Make You the Future Wife 8. The one who can’t stop gossiping. She is going to be all about the drama. And eventually, drama is going to end up poisoning a relationship. When you get older, you are going to want to limit the drama as much as possible. So if your wife is a constant source of drama, then that’s something that you should be worried about. 9. The one who is afraid of commitment. Of course you need a wife who is going to commit to you. Commitment is key in actually making a marriage work and so you always need to make sure that your girl is ready to really work things out with you for the long haul. 86 Likes 10 Shares |
Pets / Re: OSHE BADDEST: Man Kills A Dolphin In Akwa Ibom State, Poses On Top Of It by SamuelTurner(m): 11:18pm On Apr 02, 2018 |
Cc: Mynd44
Lalasticlala |
Pets / Re: OSHE BADDEST: Man Kills A Dolphin In Akwa Ibom State, Poses On Top Of It by SamuelTurner(m): 11:17pm On Apr 02, 2018 |
Pets / Re: OSHE BADDEST: Man Kills A Dolphin In Akwa Ibom State, Poses On Top Of It by SamuelTurner(m): 11:15pm On Apr 02, 2018 |
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Pets / Re: OSHE BADDEST: Man Kills A Dolphin In Akwa Ibom State, Poses On Top Of It by SamuelTurner(m): 11:14pm On Apr 02, 2018 |
SamuelTurner:
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Pets / Re: OSHE BADDEST: Man Kills A Dolphin In Akwa Ibom State, Poses On Top Of It by SamuelTurner(m): 11:13pm On Apr 02, 2018 |
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Pets / OSHE BADDEST: Man Kills A Dolphin In Akwa Ibom State, Poses On Top Of It by SamuelTurner(m): 11:09pm On Apr 02, 2018 |
A man posed with a Dolphin he killed in Ibeno local
Government Area of Akwa Ibom State.
Facebook user, Amaka Chukwuyere posted the photos on
Easter Sunday, slamming the man for killing the animal.
“This dolphin was killed today in Ibeno local government in
Akwa Ibom State..
Nigerians sha.. Instead of puting it in a drum of water so
people can come view it via tourist attraction, una prefer to
use am do Easter fish Pepper soup. Me wey never see
dolphin b4. Ndi-ala.” she wrote.
More photos below…
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TV/Movies / Re: Black Panter: Let’s Play!!! Give Yourself A Wakanda Name From This Picture by SamuelTurner(m): 10:57pm On Apr 02, 2018 |
Miztahbk:this one weak me |
TV/Movies / Re: Black Panter: Let’s Play!!! Give Yourself A Wakanda Name From This Picture by SamuelTurner(m): 10:55pm On Apr 02, 2018 |
Samuel: Arikarindokuta |
TV/Movies / Black Panter: Let’s Play!!! Give Yourself A Wakanda Name From This Picture by SamuelTurner(m): 10:47pm On Apr 02, 2018 |
Hi Guys,
Happy Holiday, how is it going with you and your family?
We all know how viral the record breaking movie “Black
Panther” went, and the character name was kinda funny,
but we love it.
So you should generate your own wakanda name too,
let’s laugh..
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Celebrities / Re: Olamide Set To Collaborate With Teddy-A Of BBNaija by SamuelTurner(m): 10:40pm On Apr 02, 2018 |
Dumdumfashion:try bbnaija 1 Like |
Phones / Re: Tecno’s New Camon X Is Launching On April 5th by SamuelTurner(m): 8:15am On Apr 02, 2018 |
Abeg watin be the ip adress |
Religion / Re: What Is Easter Monday? by SamuelTurner(m): 8:04am On Apr 02, 2018 |
asuustrike2009:Thanks |
Religion / Re: What Is Easter Monday? by SamuelTurner(m): 8:04am On Apr 02, 2018 |
Religion / What Is Easter Monday? by SamuelTurner(m): 4:20am On Apr 02, 2018 |
Question: "What is Easter Monday?"
Answer: Easter Monday, also known as Bright Monday,
Renewal Monday, Wet Monday, and Dyngus Day, is the
Monday immediately after Easter Sunday. It is observed
by many Christian groups, but primarily by the Eastern
Orthodox and Roman Catholic traditions. It marks the
beginning of Easter Week (Roman Catholic) / Bright
Week (Eastern Orthodox).
Different cultures observe Easter Monday very
differently. For some, Easter Monday is a solemn
remembrance of Christ’s death and resurrection
marked by an outdoor procession. For others, there are
Easter egg-rolling competitions. For still others, siblings
and/or spouses wake each other up by pouring buckets
of water on each other (hence the name “Wet
Monday”). And others celebrate with a large gathering
and a polka festival (Dingus Day).
Some of these observances have more Christian
symbolism in them than others, but none of them are
explicitly biblical. The Bible does not say anything about
what happened on Easter Monday, the day after Jesus’
resurrection. The Bible does not instruct followers of
Jesus Christ to observe Easter Monday, so there is no
obligation to celebrate it. As with many holidays, there
is nothing wrong with observing some cultural
traditions, but it is important to not allow traditions to
detract from the message of the gospel. |
Religion / Happy Easter Monday (random Jokes) by SamuelTurner(m): 4:13am On Apr 02, 2018 |
1).. If you have a yellow teeth, consider it a blessing and ursef lucky coz I can see the MTN ntwrk locating ur teeth 4 MTN advert... Isn't that great °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° 2).. In Nigeria we don't say "you are dark and ugly", we say "are you from Ghana Full stop..... °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° 3).. Nigeria has really changed everything. Imagine mai maths teacher telling me dat 1 + 1 = 4.. Asked him 2 explain en he said "previously,(I was looking at him) during goodluck Jonathan's regime, 1 + 1 = 2 but now, its buhari's regime and a different thing as well, so 1 + 1 = 4(still looking at him) . He is really smart, isn't he Only fools will disagree He shud be shipped 2 # yabaleft immediately # fools!!! °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° 4).. Lipstick is only made for girls with small lips, the girls wit big mouth, big lips can use "roll-on".... Hope am clear! °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° 5).. Dating a slim girl is good, I mean, its not bad until she removes her cloth and you discover she use belt to hold her pant. °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° 6).. Some girls dat I knw will wear 1 pant for 5days and when they want to sit down on a chair , dey will clean it up.. See, ur stupidity demands 31days crusade Theme: The battle agnst dirty pants Time: 11pm till 5am Venue: five star hotel port Harcourt ............ Hrhebheheb... Hai sai ratata bobobokokokohar aaaamu.. The prophet speaks!!! ... # fadalawd av mercy. °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° 7).. Nigeria is the only place where someone would mistakenly hit u in de crowd and the next thing is for u to check ur "carrot" if its still there . Only Nigerians will understand.. Naija I hail ooo!!!! °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° .. If all he does is to make u cry ... Mai dear ur dating an ONION... . Only For daters ooo coz am among d SSS... Nt "state security service" oo bt "singles still searching" °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° 9).. An Hausa girl asked me "hu cheats most in a relationship ? A femail or a mail I told her "E-mail.. Gmail.. Post office... ... °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° 10).. A Nigerian girl said she loves me that I can look into her eyes to confirm...... I looked straight and deep only to see NEPA BILL, FUEL PRICE... ... Nigerians!!!! # Economy_bad ..... °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° 11).. How many of you know that the word "OLODO" means a good thing if you turn ur phone upside down ....... °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° . . . . . . 12).. I know some olodo will try it... Mtchewww!!!!! I cannot go and comman be killing myself explaining to u people.... °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° |
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