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Celebrities / Re: Leo Dasilva: "No Sex, I'm Protecting Myself For Marriage" by SamuelTurner(m): 6:02pm On Jan 21, 2019
Another bbnaija madness go soon start
Politics / Re: 2019: More Picture From Jigawa Atiku PDP Rally by SamuelTurner(m): 5:42pm On Jan 21, 2019
Jesus... See crowd... Na photoshop jare or what do you think zombie

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Politics / Re: Gallant Nigeria Soldier Preaching The Gospel Of Christ At War Front by SamuelTurner(m): 12:21am On Jan 20, 2019
I dedicate this comment to all our gallant soldiers.
Though you sometimes get on our nerves, but the truth is that we love you.
You gave up you joy for the sake of our happiness
You left your family for the sake of our security..
You got hit by bullet so that we could be safe.
I pray that may the almighty always be your protection... We know our leaders are crazy, they don't give a dime about the security of this country but you guys didn't relent on the good work..

And to our fallen heroes, I pray that may your families home and abroad experience joy.. They will not know any sorrow again in their lives... We love you but God loves you most..

Click like if you love our gallant soldiers

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Politics / Re: 2019 Debate: Ezekwesili, Durotoye, Moghalu Slam Atiku, Buhari For Missing Debate by SamuelTurner(m): 12:10am On Jan 20, 2019
Wailers, sniper is 200 naira


Get your PVC ready and let us get Nigeria working again...

Atiku-obi 2019...


Wailers once again... Sniper is 200 naira...
Celebrities / Re: Meet Teebillz Daughter, Bisi. He's Ready To Break Fan's Head Over Her Instagram by SamuelTurner(m): 9:11pm On Jan 19, 2019
Baba tiwa no break ur head

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Politics / Re: Buhari Sheds A Tear As He Campaigns In Kaduna, Overwhelmed By Crowd (videos, Pix by SamuelTurner(m): 7:03pm On Jan 19, 2019
Naajjii:
You mean IPOB baby factory ritualist right?
i heard the sniper is now 150
Car Talk / Re: 100k Salary Enough To Get A Car? by SamuelTurner(m): 1:45pm On Jan 19, 2019
MsGood:

Eh ya! Pele, I don't do pikins.
eyah..... Dunno you've gone wild in the biz

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Car Talk / Re: 100k Salary Enough To Get A Car? by SamuelTurner(m): 1:18pm On Jan 19, 2019
MsGood:

I obviously made a mistake. You don't have to be a dick about it!
Am a dick because I wanna bleep you.....
Politics / Re: Buhari Sheds A Tear As He Campaigns In Kaduna, Overwhelmed By Crowd (videos, Pix by SamuelTurner(m): 1:13pm On Jan 19, 2019
Naajjii:

The reality will hit you and your IPOB brothers when Buhari is announced as reelected next month.
zombie..... Sniper is now 250
Car Talk / Re: 100k Salary Enough To Get A Car? by SamuelTurner(m): 11:30pm On Jan 18, 2019
MsGood:

Get the
Get the car jare but don't forget to save, invest and create other streams of income. You'll be fine
I tell you say na me post am... Why the quoting??

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Car Talk / Re: 100k Salary Enough To Get A Car? by SamuelTurner(m): 11:14pm On Jan 18, 2019
So this was 3years ago.... Am sure Buhari would have spoiled everything for this man

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Politics / Re: Buhari Sheds A Tear As He Campaigns In Kaduna, Overwhelmed By Crowd (videos, Pix by SamuelTurner(m): 10:35pm On Jan 18, 2019
Where the tears All of you are mad..
This abokis came to see the lifeless zombie...

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Politics / Re: PDP Dares President Buhari Over Threats To Arrest Atiku by SamuelTurner(m): 9:22pm On Jan 18, 2019
TeeBabss:


Naso brother, I no wan hear anything
I just fear they don't rig this election, Osun election still dey pain me after the massive turn up for PDP
Buhari is suffering from dementia, he won't remember the techniques he will use
Politics / Re: Polls: Atiku Appoints RMD, Jim Iyke, Sani Danja, Jude Imagwe, 2,000 Others by SamuelTurner(m): 9:17pm On Jan 18, 2019
Nice move from a wise man

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Politics / Re: 2019 Poll: Miyetti Allah Endorses Buhari by SamuelTurner(m): 9:12pm On Jan 18, 2019
Terrorists endorsing terrorist

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Politics / Re: PDP Dares President Buhari Over Threats To Arrest Atiku by SamuelTurner(m): 9:11pm On Jan 18, 2019
TeeBabss:
I'm completely ATIKULATED, what of the posted below me?
bro you self sabi better thing......
Na passion I carry go inec office to collect my PVC....
That dumb ass must return to duara with his Zombies

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Politics / Re: Atiku Meets With Representatives Of Nigerians In Washington D.C by SamuelTurner(m): 7:41pm On Jan 18, 2019
orion7:
the thing dey pain them grin. they don't call him fugitive again


they just say thief. ask them wati atiku thief and y dem never report to efccgrin
no mind them jere bro....... Na saint he be when he dey donate money for dem in 2015....na now he con be thief

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Politics / Re: Atiku Meets With Representatives Of Nigerians In Washington D.C by SamuelTurner(m): 7:30pm On Jan 18, 2019
Idrisayuba8:
Atiku is a thief and He can't be trusted
Zombie ooo zombie eh eh eh

We should now trust the pesin that is not aware of anything abi...

Am sure he doesn't even know that next month is the election

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Politics / Re: Atiku Meets With Representatives Of Nigerians In Washington D.C by SamuelTurner(m): 7:26pm On Jan 18, 2019
Children of hates won't like this


Click like if you are atikulating Share if you are atikulating

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Romance / Do You Do This As A Woman? by SamuelTurner(m): 12:24am On Jan 17, 2019
Saw this on Facebook, so i decided to share it.
Women like this, do they still exist??
I don't know how to write this without someone getting offended.
Everytime I try to talk about it, I get discouraged because a lot of girls will certainly misunderstand me.
Lemme just talk sha.

A facebook friend made a post asking guys; when was the last time a girl took you out?
To say I was disappointed at the replies guys gave, will be a gross understatement.
Almost all the guys can't remember, in fact, some said 'never'.
I was like Jeez!!!
Everytime we complain that guys are stingy, blah blah blah, but I am beginning to think women are even more stingy.

What is LOVE without GIVING?
What kind of person am I, if I claim to love someone yet I can't give to the person?
What kind of girlfriend, fiance or wife will I be if I don't give my man gifts regularly? Yes, you heard me, REGULARLY.
See, it doesn't have to be something big or expensive, you don't need to be rich to give, you don't need to wait till you become a millionaire before you give.
Genuine giving doesn't have to be expensive but something THOUGHTFUL.
I actually derive joy in giving. In fact, I give to ordinary male friends, how much more someone I claim to love.

See, I have paid for fuel before.
I have paid for meals, movies and outings, many times. Other times, I pay for popcorn, my date pays for movies. I pay for drinks, he pays for food.
I have even taken a friends measurements, gave a tailor to make a nice cloth for him and I presented it as a gift. It wasn't even his birthday.
Sometimes a friend will send me money and I'll take part of the money to make a mouth watering meal and send to his house.
Different ways of giving. You must not even use my pattern.
We ladies need to stop this entitlement mentality, it is what kills relationships and even friendships.

You meet a guy today, the next week you are asking for money.
You meet a guy this week, next week your rent is expiring.
You meet a guy today, next month is your 4th birthday of the year.
You meet a guy this week, next week your phone gets 'stolen' All these are avenues to tax guys.
Haba!
To many girls, its about collecting and collecting.
Tomorrow he will run away and you will call him stingy and conclude that all men are scum.
Young lady, do you sit down and ask yourself some vital questions? Like; what is my contribution to the life of this guy?(as a lover or as a friend)
What can I say I have done for him?
How have I influenced his life for the better?

Dear queens, if you fall into the category of 'tax collectors ', please have a change of heart.
Don't wait until Valentine's day or his birthday to give your guy gifts, or spoil him.
Show him he is special, show him that he is in your thoughts by the kind little gestures you make everyday.

Now for ladies/guys who will misunderstand me and say silly things like; 'I am advertising myself', please, I beg you, if I have ever given you the impression that I care about what you think, from the bottom of my heart, I am truly sorry.
It's a wrong impression.

Much love,
Tigi.

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Politics / Re: INEC Uncovers New Methods Of Vote-buying by SamuelTurner(m): 6:34am On Jan 15, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Kemen, Marvis And Bassey Celebrate With Bisola After Winning AMVCA Award by SamuelTurner(m): 4:42pm On Sep 02, 2018
she sacrificed her pussy for the award

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Health / Re: "Lady Develops Kidney Failure Due To Excessive Use Of Bleaching Cream" by SamuelTurner(m): 4:34am On Aug 23, 2018
I thought � this lady was kidnapped

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Health / Re: "Lady Develops Kidney Failure Due To Excessive Use Of Bleaching Cream" by SamuelTurner(m): 2:01am On Aug 23, 2018
Chai..... So bleaching dey cause kidney failure

She used her money to buy her own death.

Meanwhile

Shey you don see men doing breast enlargement or boobs job... Damn No!

Most of the girls are influenced by their olosho celebrity... They will go any length to get money In buying this bleaching cream, that's why dem dey use dem do ritual.
The funniest part is that the people producing this creams are from white countries and they are selling it to black countries.. You don't expect Cardi B, Kim, Rihanna, Nicki and host of other to be using bleaching creams.

99.9% of Nigerian women are guilty of this thing....

In summary of my epistle, EVERY GIRL/LADY/BABE/WOMAN BLEACHING IS AN

Politics / Re: Why Nigeria Still Needs Buhari – Tinubu by SamuelTurner(m): 4:25pm On Aug 22, 2018
omocalabar:
boohariwalked 800km yesterday
what an achievement

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Crime / Re: Suspected Robber Faking 'madness' Arrested By Civil Defence Corps In Imo (photo) by SamuelTurner(m): 4:16pm On Aug 22, 2018
Misheal Okeke.......






Na dem ooooo

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Celebrities / Re: Cee-C Claps Back At A Non-Fan Who Said 'See Your Yam Leg' by SamuelTurner(m): 4:15pm On Aug 22, 2018
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Politics / Re: Why Nigeria Still Needs Buhari – Tinubu by SamuelTurner(m): 4:10pm On Aug 22, 2018
Mystiquefia:
Yes Jagaban, Most Importantly Buhari Has To Ensure That Our Stolen Yams Are Completely Recovered. With Guilty PDthieves Politicians Like Obj, Jonathan, Fani Kayode, Patience Jonathan, Diezanni Alisson, Oliseh Metuh, Fayose And Others Incarcerated In Kuje Prison.
I was waiting for a fool and you showed up..

What is Apc achievements since 2015? Nothing!!

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Politics / Re: Governor Mohammed Abubakar Stoning The Devil During Pilgrimage In Mecca. Photos by SamuelTurner(m): 3:41pm On Aug 22, 2018
Devil is stoning devil

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Goes Braless In New Photo, Falz & Other Nigerians React by SamuelTurner(m): 11:26am On Aug 22, 2018
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