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prinsam30:
It's a pity Man United can no longer buy world class players anymore, very useless players since Sir Alex retired

Did Man Utd even bought a world class players, I guess non, but instead SAF groom out world class players and also made use of young lads from the academy.
If Sir Alex was to be in charge in this era, many Man Utd players wouldn't even make his reserve bench.

LifeNot4DWeak:
If I fart inside a room, especially in the evening, everybody will run away. In fact, stay outside for a few minutes before you come inside again.


I mostly pity my girlfriend because she's is the one enduring it. Chai, that girl don suffer for my hand.

The other day, i was on a date with a girl and it came. I couldnt control so i had to release and the whole place was smelling so bad. She knew i was the one and i had to apologize. Since after that day, that girl is not picking my calls again. Could that be the issue?

Abeg, could something be wrong inside me that makes my fart smell so bad? Like a rotten dead body. I'm serious. That is how bad it's.

What can I do to end this?

Oga nor fear, nothing dey wrong with you, na because you dey eat better food, it must smell..
Just go buy harbal cleanser or make the agbo by yourself.
Las Las you go dey alright.

ReacherSaidNoth:
Knowing how to swim will not save you in the deep sea, even if you're an Olympic gold medalist. I bet you can't even name any plane crash on water where people survived because of swimming ability.

Bros you got it wrong, swimming is a survival skill.
If you watch this series on National Geographic channel, there's this series about plane crash, it's called "plane crash investigation".
In one of the episode, there was 8 pple onboard an helicopter, they where oil works, they work offshore. So on this particular day, they set out to go work on an oil rig offshore, as the took off on the helicopter, about 15mins offland the helicopter develop fault mid air, so the pilot immediately turn heading to land, unfortunately they couldn't get to land before the helicopter crash land on the sea, of all the pple onboard, there was only one survival.
According to the survival, when he was interviewed, he said as the helicopter crash into the water, the swam to the top of the sea and was able to located some of the helicopter debris, which he hang on before rescue operatives came.
In essence swimming is a survival skill abi should I narrate my own personal experience.

Xannadu:
First tell me what to do to make money, before you start telling me how to spend the money

By solving a problem. Money flows to the direction where problems are solved.

One more, how to survive hunger for at least five days, he get why. Many pple hardly fast for a day, argue with me it's a survival skills also.
That swimming skill is also very important.
Am 5/5

There's no need coming back to Nigeria, definitely I don't think the average man on the street miss him, they don't care you come back or not.
I for suggest he for appoint sole administrator as president, which he will be taking orders from him, so that he can have enough time to flex aboard since he can't handover power to his vice.

11doubledee:
Lol
You wey no go school understand contingency but you no know bestie.

It is well

Nor vex
The time I take go school the word "Bestie" never enter dictionary, na "Best Friend" I read for dictionary, at least "Contingency" don tey for dictionary

Usmanovic95:
According to the Gen z lexicon, a bestie is the assistant boyfriend disguising as a male friend and confidant.Na the bestie dey run the show when the main man is out of sight😆.God is my witness,anyday my woman tell me say she get bestie, na that day the relationship go die a natural death.

Na wa oooh!!!!
Some girls of these days go dey befriend guy, still keep another spare when go dey do the servicing, not just that,keeping him so close in the relationship, it becomes a three in one relationship.
They new add the word " Bestie" to dictionary, na "Best Friend" I know as at the time I take go school.
Thanks anyway for the definition.

No one rule to marriage
72 hrs is a enough time to you to decide a life long journey.
Waytin I kwn self

I nor really kwn waytin that shallipopi dey sing, wack lyrics, the guy dey sing like who dey recite nursery rhyme.

Amotolongbo:
This would have been said about Buhari if we did not give him the chance.

All na scam

Same thing if Tinubu have not gotten the chance also.
I believe MKO would have mess up also.

Kobicove:
A bestie is contingency lover

C-o-n-t-i-g-e-n-c-y Lover
I seeee!!

Nor be only Ashiru na Attahiru

Abeg I nor go school, what is the meaning of Bestie and who is a Bestie?

Am not understanding,
Is he a gay or what ?

Not that this pple don't know what they are going into, they just want quick money, after all "life is a risk itself" what is what they will say.
Na greed I see in them.
Many of our celebrities and social media influencer don't have financial adviser,I don't think they will even employ one or hire any at all.
Who be that guy when talk say Taye Currency can't get 10m in his account,when street guys can boost of 20m.
Stop having poor man mentality, go and make money.

To learn barbing nor be the thing but to stand for many hours to barb na be the Koko, since he na teacher, he go don dey use to standing.
The guy for go learn trade.

If that is the recent picture,Baba is still very fresh, fresher than our president.
May God grant him long life & more wisdom in his reign

SmartPolician:
Wike, you don't have to support him. Just don't rig FCT election results

If Nigeria hadn't been a shithole country, Wike would've been cooling off in prison

Forget FCT for now,it is under lock & key by the APC, even without rigging this time around.

When he said he promises Edo State indigenes insecurity, he wasn't joking, he is fulfilling his campaign promises.

Unfortunately, the dead can't tell his side of his story.
Men when dey do mutiple relationship should always use their head.

I first dey talk ham say this man head nor correct.
APC blaming APC
Thank God say this man nor win Oyo State governorship election, now I know say na very anyhow somebody.
He dear not contest for governor of Oyo State otherwise na thunder go fire him yansh. Very nonsense anyhow somebody.

Penguin2:
Could you believe I left where I was watching this game and went home after Lacazette scored his penalty. I felt it was over.

Only to check scores as I got home to see that the score line was 5:4. And I was like how?

Now I’m angry that I missed the most interesting part of the game 🤦

Your own, I vex leave the match at 86mins.
As I see 2:3 when I check scores I vex off data.

@Op, waytin come make you caption your title "Lady who never shave"
Shave what? So, everything when them discuss that only that one you pick.

@Op,since it's not your story probably you didn't have answers to my questions.
The man for just go eat the Egusi soup and come back home to sleep.
I see an immature man there, maybe the marriage don tire ham.
You wen wan teach person lesson,na you dem come teach lesson.

[quote author=Goodadvice01

If I'm hired anytime soon, my plan is to be removing 20k/25k from my salary and be paying it to the barbing salon every month so that when I'm done paying the apprenticeship fee by year end then I'll resign from the job and start learning the barbing work.

Is this a doable task? Can I achieve this?[/quote]Abort that plan,if you have extra money just save it in another sperate account till you get what you are looking for.
Why pay money for something you have not started,what if you where not able to complete the payment,you think he will refund you what you have paid so far, don't just think of that.

Haydens:
He might be an obstacle that will stop them from winning it until he's frustrated and the takes his leave.

I pray it doesn't turn out to be that way.

Haydens:
Arsenal Vs P.S.G to meet at U.C.L final.

Many Mbape not end up like Harry kane, though he has world cup, super cup, ligue 1 cup but the UCL he's pursuing, he may not get it though I'm his fan.

You think from now till coming five season Madrid will not win UCH.
Mbape will definitely win it with Madrid before he leaves.

Let's go Boys

zhike:
Let's be serious there is high teenage pregnancy in Nigeria, why baby daddies not arrested.

Teenage pregnancy maybe as a result of early marriage or force marriage as a result from cultural difference, it's a different thing from child rape ( Minor).