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SportsRe: Most Super Eagles Players Can't Play In My Era - Ikpeba Laments by samwash(m): 9:35pm On Mar 04, 2025
Bro!! Na true word you talk, not only super eagles players, but most players of these days.
Football skills & technicalities has drop drastically.
This stupid new off-site rule.
Football is too soft these days, na Ajebota dey play football these days.
Many play for the money, not for the passion.
RomanceRe: Is This The New Tactics Of Hookup? by samwash(m): 10:33pm On Mar 03, 2025
Who be this Jones man wen dey ask too many questions, wen the girl don give you lead light.
Na una get time dey explain to ham, the guy go be like person wen go dey argue too much even wen he's wrong.
SportsRe: What Happened To Antony? From United Squad Dropout To Real Betis Sensation by samwash(m):
Another overhype player, was he not sensational when he first came to Man utd.
PoliticsRe: South-South Women Protest Against Natasha Akpoti Over Akpabio by samwash(m): 7:47pm On Mar 03, 2025
Am not understanding, how on Earth will this group of pple protest against irrelevant issue,when the main issue of hardship, food, fuel increment is on ground.
Na wa ooo!!!
Nothing Musa nor go see for gate
From organising fake Pastor / Bishops, fake electorial voting, to fake protesters, all because of money.
Let them keep buying/ seller their time will soon end.
CareerRe: Is ₦500k Still A Big Money In Nigeria? by samwash(m): 6:02pm On Mar 02, 2025
This 500k when una dey look small so fit still buy you land for somewhere like community surrounded ibadan that will not take you up to 30mins drive to the heart of ibadan.
500k can still do some lot of things for you.
FoodRe: Can You Eat Your White Rice With Egusi Soup? (pictures) by samwash(m): 5:22pm On Mar 02, 2025
Like this like this, na waytin I just dey eat so, no be say stew nor dey, but this Egusi soup too sweet, it make go down with rice also.
CrimeRe: The Moment A Thief Stole A Delivery Bike In Ilorin (Photos, Video) by samwash(m): 5:04pm On Mar 02, 2025
After watching the video, the bike man is the first suspect, it look like a well planed crime.
Who leaves a bike without locking its head, the criminal walked to where the bike was packed, and his partner waited for him to kick the bike and they drove off.
Anyway it may or might not be planned, how do we identify the thieves, the CCTV has just shown us a movie scene.
PoliticsRe: FG Promises Stable Power Supply During Ramadan by samwash(m): 11:05am On Mar 02, 2025
Good this clown is not the Governor of Oyo State, and he won't even near that seat.
Very oloriburuku somebody.
BusinessRe: Citigroup Mistakenly Credits $81 Trillion To Customer Account by samwash(m): 5:43pm On Mar 01, 2025
ZUBY77:
Relax. Those were just figures. The bank itself might not have that kind of money.

I went to deposit $17,000 to a bank in Lagos here last week, they credited $170,000. I had to point it out to them through the alerts before they corrected it. They told me they would have found out anyway.
Mistakes can be made, what am trying to say is that it took them longer time to figure it out.
Big money transfer in banks always pass through up to three different offices for authorization before it's finally posted.
Moreover don't they do daily transaction call-over before each day work begins.
BusinessRe: Citigroup Mistakenly Credits $81 Trillion To Customer Account by samwash(m): 11:25pm On Feb 28, 2025
Na so he easy to post that kind of money to customer account, what a costly error.
Who even authorize the transaction before it went through, the first and second officer must be on colors.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 400 Level Student Goes Viral Over His Unique Full Name by samwash(m): 8:42pm On Feb 27, 2025
"Will John Flourish" is a question
The answer "John Will Flourish"
The latter is a better name combination.
CrimeRe: Teenager Films Every Man She Sleeps With When They Doze Off by samwash(m): 10:41pm On Feb 25, 2025
So she only recorded the once she slept with In hotel.
What of the acts that didn't require her to Lodge in an hotel, did she also record that?
Removing those nums, it mean she has lay with more than a hundred men.
She will get a trophy for that some day, keep it up girl.
BusinessRe: Which Of These Coins Did You Spend? by samwash(m): 10:31pm On Feb 25, 2025
I spent all, except the one with hole.
Even as at today, I still spend them... only on paper as in...digit
RomanceRe: Photo Of A 'Decent Ladies Hotel' Signpost Spotted In Jos by samwash(m): 10:25pm On Feb 25, 2025
The name is attractive.
Nice name.
Market go dey sell for that place.
PoliticsRe: Orji Uzor Kalu Urges Tinubu To Recognise Abiola As Former President by samwash(m): 7:55pm On Feb 25, 2025
Wrong move !!!
He was never sworn in as the Commander in Chief.
Recognizing June 12 as democracy day and dedicating if to MKO is more than enough.
Let's move on.
Since that time till now if Nigeria has produce better leaders, we wouldn't be missing MKO, the world has moved on.
PoliticsRe: Edo LG: Probe Report Uncovers Massive Fraud In ALGON Account by samwash(m): 11:08pm On Feb 17, 2025
mafioso:
It will never be well with the people that Foisted this calamity on the People of Edo State., they the their Generation yet unborn will suffer from birth till death…for this pain they have put us into in Edo State
Nobody force the Governor give una na, but na the very good people of Edo state vote for APC na.
At the announcement of his victory, Edo people came out in Mass to celebrate his victory, and they where very happy to vote in APC.
RomanceRe: I Just Discovered My Girlfriend Has This Weird Fetish. by samwash(m): 12:24pm On Feb 16, 2025
...so you really think this is a faceless forum...
RomanceRe: I Just Discovered My Girlfriend Has This Weird Fetish. by samwash(m): 12:18pm On Feb 16, 2025
Bookhub:
My girl has a very weird fetish,she loves it when I suck her navel or belly button,yesterday we were romancing and she pulled my heard to her belly and asked my to put my tongue inside it,I licked and sucked aggressively she started to moan loud .. shocked i was like this is button na not clitoris,she loves it so much and she was wriggling like a worm and even came.
Woman are really mysterious and weird beings honestly and I notice a lot of ladies I meet are only interested in sex not serious relationships ,not matter how hard I tried this particular lady is single but just wanted friends with benefits not relationship.
..and you have just exposed your GF little secret...
Small secret you nor fit keep.
Christianity EtcRe: Jerry Eze Wearing Singlet And Small Shorts Like Boxers In Public Is Wrong! by samwash(m): 12:00pm On Feb 16, 2025
I nor kwn waytin to tell this Op.
The lady he's praying for also came to the gym with excising outfit.
Because he's going to a public gym, she should wear agbada, because he has the money, he should have had a private gym in this house when he's not a sportsman.
Abeg make some of una try to dey mind una business.
Hypocrite too many among us, we come kwn this Bible pass the people when introduce this religion to us.
PoliticsRe: The Oldest Tribes In Nigeria by samwash(m): 9:54am On Feb 15, 2025
If I may ask, who are the new tribe formed recently.
As far I am concerned all tribes in Nigeria are old,been it major tribe or minor tribe.
Not heard of a particular tribe before doesn't make it a new tribe, they have been in existence.
CelebritiesRe: Loan Recovery Agent Marries Borrower's Wife, As A Penalty For Not Giving Her. by samwash(m): 11:15pm On Feb 14, 2025
This will be an interesting storyline, I will like to watch the full movie.
Movie title pls.
BusinessRe: Only 2 Banks Meet New Capitalisation Target – Fitch by samwash(m): 10:39pm On Feb 14, 2025
Make any of the remaining Banks when never met the target come sign me, I can mobilize and surpassed that target in six months.
Don't ask me how? I know I can do it.
CelebritiesRe: Portable Prays In Church Amid Fear Of Police Arrest (photos/video) by samwash(m): 9:11pm On Feb 12, 2025
This guy na the real entertainer.
RomanceRe: Was I Wrong To Abandon My Pregnant Girlfriend? by samwash(m): 10:06pm On Feb 10, 2025
Lakebib:
Good morning romancelanders, I would love you guys to help me judge a complicated situation. My girlfriend visited me early this year, we had unprotected sex but before she left I personally bought contraceptives for her to take whenever she gets home. She travelled back to abj where she's serving and we kept communicating.

Fast forward to three weeks later, she complained to me that she missed her period, she opened up that she forgot to take the pills as at when due which led to the pregnancy. I was mad at her but the deed was already done. I told her that it was her mistake and she would have to fix it because I obviously don't a child now, she also agreed to terminate the pregnancy.

An incident occured while we were making arrangements for the abortion that led to a serious issue. We had a minor misunderstanding and didn't speak for a day, she called the second day around past eleven at night sounding a bit tensed, before I could ask her what the issue was, I heard a guy's voice asking her who she was talking to, she ended the call immediately. I called her back twice without response. When she picked up later she denied that she wasn't with a guy bla bla, I simply told her to stay away from me till she's ready to tell me the truth.

She sent me a message after 4 days about missing me and all, I asked her if she was ready to come clean about what happened that night, she still denied everything even contradicting herself in some parts. I insisted that she was lying while maintaining my stand that she must come clean before we settle any issue. She then asked me about the pregnancy because it was beginning to get obvious, I informed her that I'm not sure that the pregnancy is mine because she's obviously seeing other guys so she should do with it whatever she deems fit. She proceeded to insult me calling me stupid and all. I asked her if she thought insults could solve anything, madam told me that I should know that she can easily sleep with any guy she fancies and pin the pregnancy on him so I shouldn't think that leaving her would make her stranded. I wished her goodluck and she went into another barrage of insults, I just blocked her everywhere and deleted all her contacts.

My friend asked me about her last night and I told him what happened and he said I shouldn't have blocked her, he insisted that I should have taken care of the pregnancy first before cutting ties with her. I would love to get other opinions on the matter.

I'm sorry for the long post, please ignore any typos, I typed on the go and yes all insults are welcome.
@OP,
your first mistake was given the girl the
contraceptives to take at your back, let her take them in your presence.

why will she call you at past eleven at night and sounding tease why she knows that she was with another guy. think about it, she was the one that initiated the call. what was the reason behind it.

Blocking her in all platform is not the solution to the problem at hand.
she can easily pin the pregnancy to anybody she wish to, as she has boldly declared,that alone speak volume about her kind of person.

consistent usage of your CD would have save you from all those emotional and phycological stress.

So unblock her, give her a call and ask her about the pregnancy. if the abortion goes wrong God Forbid, remember you are the one that brought that suggestions.

Rule One : Let the girl take those contraceptives in your presence

Rule Two : before Rule num one, Always use ur CD.

Rule Three: if your CD is not handy, practice withdrawal method.
Withdrawal method is an art on its own, and you have to master the art.
CelebritiesRe: 'I Spend ₦2M On Smoke Per Day, ₦14M Every Week' - Odumodublvck by samwash(m): 9:08pm On Feb 10, 2025
Abeg how much for kidney abi lungs transplant.
Hope say Dem dey see replacement for damage brain for market.
Na your money sha, you need to spend ham as you wish, I nor help you make the money.
PoliticsRe: Your Fee Is ₦‎10 Million – Celebrities Charge Millions For Appearing At Parties by samwash(m): 8:44pm On Feb 10, 2025
Make I ask, if I pay 10 milla for a yeyebrity to attend my wedding or birthday party, how much the yeyebrity go drop for me as gift, after him/her don chop all my free goodies and extra package I give ham go house,even if them pull crowd for me, hope those crowd go drop money for gate pass abi them go still come collect their free biz.
That kind event them go drop money as gate pass.
I don't think you will have to pay those top first class celebrities and politicians to show at your events if you are in their cycle of Friends.
PoliticsRe: Should Niger Republic Join Nigeria Just As Canada might Join US by samwash(m): 7:01pm On Feb 09, 2025
Instead of have Niger, make Nigeria just kukuma colonized Benin,Togo go reach Ghana or better still have Cameroon.
Nigeria never fit take care of it's citizen finish na to add more wahala join this one wen we dey so.
Abeg leave that nonsense.
TravelRe: GUO Transport Motor Allegedly Caught Fire In Ore, Ondo State (Graphic) by samwash(m): 9:29am On Feb 03, 2025
It's so unfortunate, in our company, we just lost a couple and their children in this inferno.
PropertiesRe: Female Tenant Breaks Landlord’s Head With Pestle After Receiving Quit Notice by samwash(m): 11:10pm On Feb 02, 2025
This mata nor clear to me well well
You sure say this guy never dey knack the woman or the woman nor gree give ham kanck, so the guy don tire and come give the woman quit notice.
Why my mind dey think go the wrong way self.
As this mata be like this, this guy & the woman get relationship.
Abeg waytin I kwn self.
PoliticsRe: Abayomi Whint Becomes US Judge (Pictures) by samwash(m): 10:29pm On Feb 02, 2025
I always say this " the international community doesn't know us by tribe they classify us as a Nigeria", irrespective of there we comes from, they only kwn us as " a Nigerian".
I don't know where this division is coming from among us, especially in this NL forum.
Nice one from this Nigerian & making us proud.
PoliticsRe: Effc Should Investigate Nyesom Wike Over Dogara's Comment by samwash(m): 7:22am On Jan 29, 2025
Na who be the judge wen wan send Wike go jail.
PoliticsRe: Governor Bala Knelt Before Wike For Campaign Funds In 2018 – Dogara by samwash(m): 7:13am On Jan 29, 2025
You think Wike will provide funds & logistics to run the election without putting a tag on it.
Is it his personal money or state money,forget that matter, the bigger picture is what they are not telling us.
This is one reason why the APC want to capture River State since their inception, they kwn what is means for a state like River State to be control by APC.
Just imagine, state like Rivers & Lagos are been controlled by the opposition party, APC is gone.

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