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Na Man utd Vs Liverpool match next week dey my mind.

Even me nor go fit tattoo my name or face for my own skin talkless of another person.

humility33:
You're funny
So u think after esan man rules power goes to edo north?

You're funny power goes back to the Binis

If from your assertion, let's say things/events play out like that, then I will say Shaibu is the greatest losser in all these, both from the PDP & APC platform, because he can never near the governorship seat in Edo state.
I pity the mole.

After reading over & over again, which kind advice you want make we give you again, and moreover you said your friend earn 80k per week, how does this statement
"And this my friend is earning just 80k"
translate to 80k per week.
This Op,His friend & the Olosho are idiotic people's and oloriburuku somebody's.

But But But But But But
Waytin I wan even take self
Her/His gbola big pass some men own.
If she has both make & female reproduction organs that are functioning , then I believe She can also be pregnant & give birth also.
This is a Man & a Woman sharing on body.
She go be father to some children and the same time be mother to some other children, very interesting.
In like this kind thing.


This reminds me, he get one moker "intersex" or so, she dey always dey dIsturb us say she dey depressed, and so on, make she take inspiration from this person.
I can't call this kind of person gay.

Zonefree:

Like, just 3 million to tar road? Not possible!

To rent heavy equipments for the job will take over 3 million sef.

We paid 300K to rent payloader from FERMA just for 10 hours. Na we still buy diesel

You think the event happened this year?
He was making an illustration of what happened many years back.

You wen dey toast the girl, shabi you self just discharge one olosho now now.
Nor be new thing na, na Vice versa.

I will say that is not a very smart move Brother, all along while charting over the food & drink, you should have given her hints and pretend that you forgot your wallet at home and see her reactions, not when you guys where done & suddenly came out with that idea.
Even the Babe was too hostile,she just left like that, maybe She's is a no nonsense Babe, even at that.

From fry pan to fire
This one na even crime on its own.
It reads "Five Hundred Naira"
Only Nigeria uses the currency called "NAIRA"

Snake when I fit use bathroom slippers kill, even your bare foot will do better.
A bullet is expensive, you don't waste it anyhow.

What I saw there is someone that is transferring into a mad man.
Looks like effect of hard drugs.

Bread &Garri is always on the high side.
Pls someone should remind me the minimum wage as at that time, I wan check something.
I kwn before 1999 fuel was #11.00 per litre

Both the girl & her boyfriend them nor well at all.
Why will a boy put a girl on wages in the first place.
If the girl needs money let her work for her money if he easy not this entitlement mentality.
Am sure the girl's father, mother ,brothers or sisters or any member of her family can afford to place her on 20k salary a month.
The boy dey mad, am sure non of his brother, sister or parent is on wage on his salary every month.

RuddyFusion:
I'm planning to resign from my full time role tomorrow Monday 5th of August....

This role pays me #300k net alongside data and other few allowances. But over the last couple of months more stuffs have been dump on my table without adequate compensation...

I have tried to have a conversation with the management to further review my take home to match the additional responsibilities but it's failing on deaf ears with no commitment to my request all I get is more work...

I have delayed this to accommodate the fears of friends and family but I do have another hustle that pays me in dollars that actually meets my needs so I'm thinking of leaving this Naira one to focus on that one and use my extra time to prepare for something better......

My resignation letter is ready and I will drop it after our weekly meeting tomorrow morning except a divine intervention stops me....

So my people do you have any words for me? I will that if any......

So onces you drop your resignation letter, you leave abi ?
Do your organisation have a policy to notify them at least a month or two weeks ahead before backing out ?
You are a grown up man, you are liable for any choice you make. If the other hustle gives you rest of mind, peace and fulfilment no probs about it.
All the best in your future endeavors.

Always fumigate your compound & around your environment every now and then, snakes wouldn't have business coming close to your compound.

Countries wen get sense dey integrate immigrants into their society.
Some Nigerians are the biggest hypocrite I have seen in recent years, they run from their country to be integrated into their host community aboard, they fight for positions aboard, they even aspire to become President or PM in other country, they have entitlement mentality in a place that is not their home, they want to become first class citizen.
But at home they betray their fellow Brothers, they become tribalistic.
A place like the USA don't even want to kwn is you are Africa-America or Asian American or Asian-African, as far as you are wearing their national flag representing their country, you are an American period.

BonPatrick:
Good evening all please my ex that is married and we have lost contact since 2012 is not that we broke up o just that I travel outside my state since then. we met on Facebook two months ago and our communication started again all of a sudden our love came back and our feeling return I invite her to come and cook for me and she accepted. Is there any possibility that we might knack please I need advice

You already know what you want, what do you need our counsel for?
You are the one initiating all these unnecessary & avoidable conversations with your Ex.
Abeg just leave us alone.

I nor blame you sha

Freshtruth:
I have been struggling with Masturbation, virtual bet and brothel habbit
The masturbating was 10yrs old I was able to quit it since 2020 I have never gone back till date

The virtual bet9ja was 3yrs old I started it 2016 Oct I ended it September 2019 till date I have never played it

Since I quit this 2 habits my account that was always zero naira has miraculously risen to above 300k

The last habit is the brothel habit I have lit it but still go there once a while .


Helpe Thank God quiting this addition is not an easy feat

Less than 1hr in a brothel can run down your pro-claim 300k in your account.
Better try & brake that brothel addiction of yours.
With that addiction still in place, your savings is at risk.

So what about those Islamic countries and nor Christian countries around the world, is God also angry with them?
Some developed & peaceful country in the world is nither an Islamic or Christian country.
Go and put your house in order, leave God out of the problems you created by yourself.

Am just wondering, if for example, even if the example is not possible that Biafra is actually actualized today, then Simon Ekpa will now crawl out from his hidden hole to become their first ever president or what?
What about their Nnamdi Kanu and other big-top & strong politicians in the south east?
Am just asking !!

They make you to believe that the Northern Nigerian has more population in Nigeria, that's a big fat lie.
Large land mass doesn't translate to large population, they have been using it for decades for political & electoral cheating.
Moreover, why is the APC and Tinubu afraid of protest, like they said Tinubu is the father of protest in Nigeria.
Everything they protested again during PDP and Goodluck Jonathan administration when they where in opposition, now they are in power, they have failed and done worst than the PDP administration.
All what I can say is "what goes around comes around"
They are now afraid of protest because they are the ones that have hijacked protect in the pasted.

I pity Guys that take single mothers serious in a relationship and more pity for ladies that take single dad seriously in a relationship.
Both are bunch of serial cheaters.
Like minds attract each other.

I nor understand, which Edo south leaders, which Saturday are you talking about, hope it's not today's Saturday because it's just 7;00am and you created this thread 6:35am, when did they hold the meeting & the venue.
Hope say nor be night meeting una do?
Cos Edo na the headquarters of night night.
Nor be me talk ham ooo!!

Jeeeeesuuuu Christi !!!
This one na spiritual attack oooo, waytin I kwn self.
I don't kwn who can help you, but first thing first, try to work on the immune system.
Waytin I sabi!!

essentialone:
15 Worst Categories of Ladies to Marry In Nigeria are:

1. Actresses
2. Nurses
3. Female Real Estate Marketers
4. Female Company Secretaries and Receptionists
5. Female bankers
6. Female POS merchants.
7. Church Choristers
8. Female Cake Bakers
9. Females who are Personal Assistants to men
10. Female military personnel
11. Policewoman
12. Female paramilitary personnel, e.g. Road Safety, Immigration, Civil Defense, etc.
13. Female Event Planners
14. Female Interior Decorators
15. Female Marriage Counsellors


If you marry any, and you ever complain online, make Thunder destroy your life ooo...

It would have been good if you also name the profession they will marry from.

Olam09:
I dey fear say if e no move ni..

In business you have to take calculated risk for you to succeed.
If no one else is into that business in that area it will move.
Or better still research & study the area and see the business that will move there.
Let me add this also if you can go into FMCG products in daily needs & toiletries it will surely move.
Since it's not your first business, you just want to venture into another source of income, nor fear remove fear from your mind, if it survive it's a plus to you, if if fails it also a plus to you, whereby giving you much more experience to better yourself next time.
Shalom !!!

Olam09:
Good evening dear nairalander please i need your input on this topic.

I have spare 2 million naira so i wanted to ask a business i can start with 2 million naira per day that'll fetch me at least 9,000 naira per day? What business do you think i can run with 2 million naira.

Ps i currently run a gas business that fetch me at least 170k to 200k per month.. but this economy no make my earnings get weight..

Do you mean gas refill business, if so why don't you invest the money on cooking utensils or kitchen equipment.

hydel:
I'm 29 years of age. I graduated last year from the prestigious number one UNIVERSITY OF AGRICULTURE in Africa, The Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta Ogun state and also I finished my NYSC just this year. My discipline is Animal Breeding and Genetics (Bachelor in Agriculture). Please kindly help with a job if God places a link at your disposal. Thanks and be blessed.

Oga you don't need a job, na you suppose dey employ people.