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Nairaland GeneralRe: This Shark Was Caught In Port Harcourt (photo) by samwise99(m): 10:18pm On Dec 28, 2017
Congratulations to the hunter
RomanceRe: This Lady Wins The Best Twitter Reply Of The Year For 2017 (pix) by samwise99(m): 8:56am On Dec 26, 2017
makydebbie:
But I can suck mine. lipsrsealed



You guys know nothing about boobs oo. You think it's until it's saggy that you can suck abi? Na so we go know kids for here. smiley
She actually meant that she needs a sucker..... & not that she is not able to suck hers!!!!!!
EducationRe: Nuc Approved Grades by samwise99(m): 3:18pm On Dec 25, 2017
My school since 15/16 session have been using E=0
RomanceRe: Should I Tell Her To Wait For Me? by samwise99(m): 1:36pm On Dec 22, 2017
slawomir:
my guy there are some ways you need to start letting her know that not all relationships will lead to marriage so she won't be shocked and surprised at last
with time there might arise circumstances beyond you guys control that will make the relationship to end.

exactly what I do tell my girlfriend .
she loves me so much to the extent that sometimes I do wonder at times if I don't marry her how will she cope. she has shown me real love.
mostimes when we are together I will just cuddle her and say these words to her

"baby I cannot guarantee our love life forever but I assure you we will remain friends till the end of time
True friendship isn't about who came first, and who you've known the longest... It's about who came and never left.
I will never leave you as a friend"
immediately I say those words to her she will just heave a sigh of relief and smile

so start now my guy
FOR ur mind na
RomanceRe: Should I Tell Her To Wait For Me? by samwise99(m): 1:32pm On Dec 22, 2017
dollyjoy:
There are things a woman can't control or change, one of those things is the type of breast she have. While some women have naturally standing breast,some are otherwise. It's independent of age.
I see standing booby
FamilyRe: Pretty Bride Cries As She Kneels Before Her Mother In Adorable Wedding Photo by samwise99(m): 1:17pm On Dec 22, 2017
RomanceRe: Is The Baby Mine Or Not? Please Help by samwise99(m): 12:45pm On Dec 21, 2017
QueenSekxy:
please modify your post. I can't read this.
Ur monica needs modification...
FamilyRe: See What A Facebook User Saw In Her House This Morning (pics) by samwise99(op): 10:23pm On Dec 14, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Nigerians and their superstitious fetishes.

How does God come into this?
This is just a stray cat that ate a poisoned mice.

She'd definitely say the innocent cat is a witch that died because it stepped foot on her anointing oil soaked compound.
Burst my head!!!!!
FamilySee What A Facebook User Saw In Her House This Morning (pics) by samwise99(op):
A Facebook user saw this in her house this morning!!!!

Cc;
Lalasticlala, mynd44

EducationRe: "I Didn't Get Admitted To OOU Because I Am Too Beautiful" - Young Lady by samwise99(m): 11:48am On Dec 14, 2017
Is she even beautiful??
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Often Do You Desire Sex. As Much As Guys? by samwise99(m): 6:38am On Dec 14, 2017
kimbraa:
Ladies crave for sex as much as guys do or even more depending on the individual's libido but the difference is; guys are expressive of their sexual desires whereas ladies are not. Take for example, if a guy is Hot, he'll simply call his girlfriend over and get done with it but if a lady is Hot, she's most likely to beat around the bush inorder to drop hints that she's Hot than tell it to her guy what she really wants.
I pity u ladies
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Often Do You Desire Sex. As Much As Guys? by samwise99(m): 6:36am On Dec 14, 2017
Safiaa:
The only reason why a woman would not like sex is because she's not in touch with her body. They say women enjoy their sex life as they get older, because with age comes experience lol. The best way to know your body as a woman is through masturbating. That's my personal opinion because a lot men do not know what they're doing. Once you find your sensitive spots you can then vocalise what you like to whoever you have sex with. That simple
Welldone Prof.
RomanceRe: "Don't Underestimate Your Vagina, It Can Buy You A Mansion" - Nigerian Lady Says by samwise99(m): 6:02am On Dec 14, 2017
Her brain & monkey brain =1
RomanceRe: My Chest Is Too Big. Help. PICS by samwise99(m): 7:28pm On Dec 13, 2017
Receive
Receive

Receive sense.......
RomanceRe: Ghanaians Reacts As Two Ghanaians Lesbians Travelled To Netherlands To Wed by samwise99(m): 7:23pm On Dec 13, 2017
Fish brain is all I see
EducationRe: Is Cgpa Of 4.00 Okay For A Student Of Geology,200level Second Semester by samwise99(m): 7:19pm On Dec 13, 2017
Congratulations for 4.0
. Wish U 5.0
EducationRe: Nigerian Twins, Nicole And Niole Graduate From University (Photos) by samwise99(m): 7:18pm On Dec 13, 2017
See there eyes!!!!!
CrimeRe: Anambra State University Male Student Dresses Like A Lady To Win SUG Election by samwise99(m): 7:16pm On Dec 13, 2017
Is that suppose to be funny?
EducationRe: Uniport Will Not Kill Person by samwise99(m): 7:14pm On Dec 13, 2017
And so?
PoliticsRe: Joy Ezechikamnayo Assumes Office As Governor Of Abia, Okezie Ikpeazu Hands Over by samwise99(m): 6:29pm On Dec 11, 2017
Nyoyokomkpat:
So the young boy is starting now to be opening car doors for people.
Smh
Lwkmd..

It will not be his portion
RomanceRe: See What I Prepared For My Sick Girl Friend This Morning - Photos by samwise99(m): 8:34pm On Dec 10, 2017
Ur girl friend photos nkohuh??
FoodRe: Man Kills Monkey That Looks Like Human Being In Port Harcout. See Reactions by samwise99(m): 1:42pm On Dec 04, 2017
If U can kill a monkey, U can equally kill a human :PIf U can kill a monkey, U can equally kill a human
RomanceRe: Boyfriend Wooed Lady By Leaving His Phone With Her (Photo) by samwise99(m): 7:42pm On Nov 22, 2017
[quote author=myboy2010 post=62603964]try that with a Nigerian girl[/quote
Lol....
Christianity EtcRe: See What A Facebook User Is Wishing His People (pics) by samwise99(op): 10:43am On Nov 19, 2017
Sirme411:
This....Should Mke Front Page..... Pple who say Amen Without reading a Post carefully
"cc:Lalasticlala
Christianity EtcRe: See What A Facebook User Is Wishing His People (pics) by samwise99(op): 9:09pm On Nov 17, 2017
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Christianity EtcSee What A Facebook User Is Wishing His People (pics) by samwise99(op): 9:06pm On Nov 17, 2017
See what a Facebook user is Wishing his people..

...... Below is the reactions from people ...

PoliticsRe: Yemi Osinbajo Departs Nigeria For Rwanda, Inauguration Of President Paul Kagame by samwise99(m): 11:07am On Aug 18, 2017
Gbagam!!!!


Who is next on the travelling list.??
PhonesRe: The Perfect Phone For Nigerian People An All Rounder!!!! Meet The Doogee Bl7000 by samwise99(m): 8:33am On Aug 17, 2017
75244.5000 Nigerian nairas
CrimeBreaking: Gunmen Attack EFCC Headquarters In Abuja, Drop Death threat Note by samwise99(op): 3:20pm On Aug 16, 2017
A major security breach was recorded at the headquarters of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, in the early hours of Wednesday, August16, 2017, as unknown gunmen attacked the office located at Wuse Zone 7, Abuja.
The group of heavily armed bandits invaded the office at about 05.00 hours and began shooting into the premises, damaging vehicles parked in the premises in the process.
However, the attack was repelled by guards on duty. The hoodlums escaped in a getaway vehicle but not without leaving a message; a white envelope dropped by the fleeing attackers was found to contain a death threat addressed to Ishaku Sharu, a senior investigator with the Commission.

Ishaku who heads the Foreign Exchange Malpractices Fraud Section is in charge of the corruption investigation involving several politically exposed persons and retired military brass hats.
The attack on the Zone 7 office which houses the Commission’s AMCON Desk, Procurement Fraud, and Foreign Exchange Malpractices Sections, is coming few weeks after another investigator, Austin Okwor was shot and wounded by unknown assailants in Port Harcourt, Rivers State.
The latest incident has already been reported to the police for investigation.

CrimeMan Spotted Pressing His 14-year-old Adopted Sister’s Chest Inside A train(pics) by samwise99(op): 2:31pm On Aug 16, 2017
An 18-year-old undergraduate hasbeen arrested for molesting his adopted sister while at a train station in China. Nanjing police detained the teenager on Monday after he was photographed molesting a girl in public, angeringmillions of Chinese on the internet.


Pictures of the man with his hands inside the girl’s dress and on her chest in a crowded waiting room at Nanjing South Railway Station were uploaded online, getting many enraged.According to the woman who tookthe pictures, surnamed Chen, the man’s parents were sitting next tohim, and other relatives were also nearby.

“First I heard the girl sitting opposite to me giggling on the man’s lap and I thought he was tickling her,” said Chen.

“I was astonished when I noticed that his hands were not on her waist but on her chest. During the whole process, the girl just played with a cell phone and didn’t struggle at all.

The man’s father finally noticed that people around were watching them and asked his son to stand up and leave the place.”


Chen, a college student said she was unable to report to the police immediately as the man’s family outnumbered her.She continued saying other people on the train also took photos but no one did anything to stop the man who had his hand on her chest. Chen however sent the photos to Chen Lan, a writer and NGO worker who has worked for years to protect abused children.





Lalasticlala, mynd44

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