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TravelRe: Pilot Saves Baby After Being Involved In A Horrible Accident In Lagos. Photos by samwise99(m): 7:05pm On Jul 22, 2017
ApostleJSuleman:
Nice gesture...




So what should we do?

RomanceRe: When A Guy Doesn't Call by samwise99(m): 6:57pm On Jul 22, 2017
Jodha:
Yhur statement did remind me of culture media..I thought as much..
Its true!!!

So U r a Scientist?

#respect
RomanceRe: How To Get Laid At NYSC Camp by samwise99(m): 6:54pm On Jul 22, 2017
francischime:
Any clue on how to get laid in camp without spending much?

EducationRe: .. by samwise99(m): 6:51pm On Jul 22, 2017
Lol.... Who said MEDICINE is not lucrative??
RomanceRe: At Age 24 I Don't Have A Girlfriend, Have Not Been Loved By Any Girl by samwise99(m): 6:42pm On Jul 22, 2017
FreeSpirited:
Change starts from changing your moniker....I dnt think gals like to roll with an alien...You probably act wierd like an alien too.....Sharpen your social skill. Take gals less serious, talk talk talk, talk with gals...have fun while gisting with good sense of humor. It can be learnt

RomanceRe: When A Guy Doesn't Call by samwise99(m): 6:30pm On Jul 22, 2017
ThatIgboBoy:
Lol

Crush ke?

She fit be badoo sef

Before she crush my head with grinding stone
Just dodge the crushing ..... Ur head is more important
RomanceRe: When A Guy Doesn't Call by samwise99(m): 6:24pm On Jul 22, 2017
Jodha:
Lol.. Yhu sound like a scientist..are yhu one?..
Yes OOO....... Student scientist tho...
RomanceRe: When A Guy Doesn't Call by samwise99(m): 6:22pm On Jul 22, 2017
ThatIgboBoy:
Nonsense thing.

If u have sense u will know not everything goes one way.

All u know is dump him,dump him

How many have u dumped?

A shitty bag like u will always be alone if u apply all the nonsense advice u dole out here in your life

U even went to check my dp

Lol. Last thing i will try to do on ur moniker

Dont wanna see the face of this ITK.

Use your rope too bae
She checked ur dp..... & she don dey crush U already with style....


Bro no gree!!!!
RomanceRe: When A Guy Doesn't Call by samwise99(m): 6:11pm On Jul 22, 2017
BiafraBushBoy:
Look at you,

No man in your life

No fruitful relationship,

Instead of finding solutions to her problem, you want her to be like you.

Makes me wondering, which guy would even date someone like you.

Ug...ly

Broke

Short

And uncultured..

Nonsense!!
And uncultured

Hmmmmmm


If she was cultured, atleast some of the bacteria activating her **dating reaction** should have been isolated, cultivated & eliminated...


Abeg make una take am easy with insults
RomanceRe: When A Guy Doesn't Call by samwise99(m): 5:26pm On Jul 22, 2017
indodon:
ok some guys are like that, me I rarely call bitches
Gbagam!!!
Too harsh
RomanceRe: Guys See Reasons Why You Should Never Marry A Nurse by samwise99(m): 5:23pm On Jul 22, 2017
OP

Off point

EducationRe: See The Ridiculous Notice I Saw At FUTA This Morning (pics) by samwise99(m): 5:15pm On Jul 22, 2017
Lwkmd!!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Comedienne Emmanuella Celebrates Her 7th Birthday Today (Photos) by samwise99(m): 5:00pm On Jul 22, 2017
sandrahnaub:
Happy birthday dearie

But I still think she is dry
And U r we!t
CelebritiesRe: Comedienne Emmanuella Celebrates Her 7th Birthday Today (Photos) by samwise99(m): 4:55pm On Jul 22, 2017
hungryboy:
Happy belated birthday Emmanuella
I just
hope say,
Mark Angel no dey cheat this small girl
Her mother should get her a lawyer asap,

To take charge of her career and negotiate a sharing formula between her and Mark Angel, for every revenue that comes in from their comedy and other ventures
.......

EducationRe: Young And Aspiring Statisticians, Lets Meet Here!!! by samwise99(m): 4:45pm On Jul 22, 2017
Pls help ME with the ANS TO THIS QUESTION


Mr Smith who is in charge of the books section of a departmental store has observed that the probability that a Customer who is just browsing will buy something is 0.04. suppose that 10 Customer browse in the books section each hour, find sad1) The probability that at least 1 browsing Customer will buy something during a given hour (2) the probability that at most four browsing Customer will buy something during a given hour
EducationMathematicians & Statisticians Please Help!!!!! by samwise99(op): 9:41am On Jul 22, 2017
Mr Smith who is in charge of the books section of a departmental store has observed that the probability that a Customer who is just browsing will buy something is 0.04. suppose that 10 Customer browse in the books section each hour, find sad1) The probability that at least 1 browsing Customer will buy something during a given hour (2) the probability that at most four browsing Customer will buy something during a given hour
LiteratureRe: "Welcome To Lagos" A Short Crime Experience By Nuel Adeyemi. by samwise99(m): 8:29am On Jul 22, 2017
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LiteratureRe: A Walk In The Forest by samwise99(m): 8:26am On Jul 22, 2017
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EducationRe: Nnadi Nnedimkpa Susan Graduates With 4.93 CGPA From Covenant University by samwise99(m): 8:20am On Jul 22, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Na her toto do am for am!

Congrats for putting your resources to profitable use.
Toto no dey Give first class.... NA Average pass If possible sef
EducationRe: Nnadi Nnedimkpa Susan Graduates With 4.93 CGPA From Covenant University by samwise99(m): 8:19am On Jul 22, 2017
Freiden:
Which is equivalent to 3.4 CGPA in government owned Universities. I'll never take this private Universities serious!
Lwkmd
PoliticsRe: Do You Know Who Your Local Government Chairman Is? by samwise99(m): 8:54pm On Jul 21, 2017
KingOvo:
One corrupt nincompoop that got there by rigging the elections,
i hear he's got a house somewhere in the city and rarely visit our local government,
when he does in his Range Rover, he complains about the state of the roads and blames Buhari and the economy for everything,
I'm not sure about his name though angry angry
Lol


Prodigal son
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by samwise99(m): 2:34am On Jul 21, 2017
Happened to a friend..some years back......HE went to night vigil. When they started praying, everybody came to the altar infront of the Church ..the prayer got so serious that he knelt down also at the front of the church..that Time everybody was there praying ...he knelt down with his head touching the floor . he slept off..The next Time he saw himself, everybody have retired to there seats and he was left behind infront of the altar sleeping (knelling down with his head touching the floor)....
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by samwise99(m): 2:33am On Jul 21, 2017
RSVP:
I was in primary 2 when these happened. E b like say rain fall overnight and my sisters forgot my school uniform outside and it was totally wet so I had to went to school on mofty.. Omo me sef no understand why I was in mofty cuz I dey small and I just dey happy say I put on my aso odun with one fine canvass join.. Na so I dey bounce go school. And we dey always believe say anybody wey come school on mofty dey do birthday ni as cabin biscuits dey 100% sure to share. Na so my class teacher think say dat day na my bday ooo.. Me sef jzt dey comport as dem sing B-Day song for me I no fit deny. I just dey der dey form big boi..break time reach to share cabin biscuit nothing to show... I chop cane dat day nobi small..i still dey remember till today. Thanks to Aunty Christiana for E. M. Kinderland nursery & primary school somewhere in Ibadan.
Funny
EducationRe: Helping Hand With Daughter's Maths Homework by samwise99(m): 6:14pm On Jul 19, 2017
Cheers

CultureRe: How Was The Phrase ``YOU ARE WELCOME'' Became An Appreciating Term? by samwise99(m): 11:46am On Jul 18, 2017
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CrimeRe: How To Sleep In Ikorodu (picture) by samwise99(m): 11:43am On Jul 18, 2017
Funny
BusinessRe: Birth And Death Of Bulk SMS Business In Nigeria by samwise99(m): 7:36pm On Jul 16, 2017
talk2hb1:
Chat me up on whatsApp wink
If you realy want a deal
Aiit
BusinessRe: Birth And Death Of Bulk SMS Business In Nigeria by samwise99(m): 7:33pm On Jul 16, 2017
DAYTEECOM:
bro please drop your contact I will like to talk to u.
Samuelwise@mail.com
BusinessRe: Birth And Death Of Bulk SMS Business In Nigeria by samwise99(m): 7:31pm On Jul 16, 2017
talk2hb1:
1=1 I guess you visited my site and checked on my price....
Yeah



I am seeing 2.65
BusinessRe: Birth And Death Of Bulk SMS Business In Nigeria by samwise99(m): 7:12pm On Jul 16, 2017
talk2hb1:
I am not understanding Ooo undecided
How many naira is 1 unit of sms?
BusinessRe: Birth And Death Of Bulk SMS Business In Nigeria by samwise99(m): 5:50pm On Jul 16, 2017
talk2hb1:
Contact me on WhatsApp using the number in my signature and I will tell you!
Hope you have a bulk sms site?
I already have an account where I buy @1.75k


Sometimes dey do promo and Sell at 1.2kobo
BusinessRe: Birth And Death Of Bulk SMS Business In Nigeria by samwise99(m): 5:34pm On Jul 16, 2017
Where I can buy at 1.75kobo else where

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