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i am too slim everywhere i go people who be like o boy dey chop better food may you fat.wetin them want mai chop again.no be the same food i dey eat nai my family dey eat why them come fat me i come slim. even person may slim go le tell me say are too slim say them fat pass me.even one small girl may her mama they sell food tell me one day brother you too thin i come tell am say me may fat pass you nai you dey tell me say i too thin she reply me say before she go reach my age say she go don fat this girl no pass 12 year old oo me i dey 29 year wetin i fit chop to fat abeg may una help me

comshots:
Go Ikeja computer village.You go see boys wey stand for road dey display iPhone and Samsung galaxy.Beg them to sell one for that amount.

guy you wicked

omoadeleye:
Habaa na, this person go be criminal o, why you go dey look for Android phone for 5k?

I don't blame you if not for my phone that got stolen. You would not see me here looking for phone of 5k to buy

Kingscee:
Ebi like say na stolen one you buy before and na stolen one you wan buy again, change your life style

bro I hope your eye is not paining you. I said if anyone have a phone they are no longer using instead of the phone to rust away in their house they should sell for me for 5k or better still they can dash me. so how does it make me a criminal?

patfenda:
pay 7k for my Nokia 220,has all social media apps except whatsapp... 09075367940

thank am not interested...

nakaman:
nokia java

thank

please somebody should me with a phone.my phone got stolen yesterday. i am devastated right now because i do not have any money with me but i borrow 5k from my friend today if you have any android phone for 5k or if you have any android phone you no longer used abeg dash me.

HammedOlanaija:
Between this and what you posted which one be nonsense??judge yourself

lol

noobody:
Brand new redmi 7,3gb/64gb,space black,global version, for instant pick up, 45k,

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Cheers

30k

Tunde1990:
Bro did u urinate frequently and whenever u hold urine, did it pain u. If yes den u are having UTI. Just get ciprotab with emzor paratmol

My own is different from the op because am stil a virgin.i normally urinate frequently.what i notice about my self is.when i want to urinate it take like 2 minute before my urine would come out.After urinating i would stil be feeling the urge to urinate again imeddiately.Feeling is like my bowel is not empty.that is how i would going to the restroom urinating small and going again urinating small stil have the urge my bowel is not empty.When i hold urine. I can urinate that particular urine for the whole day feeling the urge to urinate .feeling my bowel is not empty and i would being have pain until i urinate before the pain would go

i just need answer to this question.I know am not book smart, abi confirm olodo but I have a brain .my boss asked me to balance account for the day after finishing it. I gave it to him. he said the account is okay but the method i used is alien to him that he has never come across it in math before. I told him there is different method to get thing done but the end result is what that matter and he said there is nothing like end result that matter.he said if it is exam they would fail me even though i got answer right why someone that did not follow some alien method got the answer wrong would be pass and me that got answer right fail. is that even possible?

Derring:
UTI is the call guyy.
Go and treat UTi

bro please what is UTI and what drug can i use

donbachi:
calabar belt

calabar belt? I don't get you please

Mypeople2:
Where are the doctors in the house? I will prefer you go to the hospital to ascertain what the problem is

i have went for test last 2 year when the results came out everything was negative

I normally urinate frequently. I don't even understand my body anymore. I don't know whether it's an infection or not. if I urinate now before 30 minutes I would be having urge to urinate again if it is only urge to urinate it would have been better but I would feeling pain in my stomach .i would not be comfortable until I urinate before the pain would go a way. I don't drink too much water. I only drink 2 pure water a day and sometimes 3.i have gone

make una leave long talk na forma it i need i na

I am 28 year old virgin and never being in a relationship before.family and friend have complain that they have never seen me talking to lady before which is true.which they advice me to have one so for the sake of experience.my reason of bringing this here is. I have reason with what they say but i have try everything just to get one for 4 month i could not get any meeen is not easy and fucking tired.everyone is just rejecting me.i have try all this churchy fail ,shaku shaku fail, friend with benefit fail watin i want come do again. then i remember we have hit man on woman affair here on nairaland. I need the help of you guy.i want you guy to teach me how go about it.i mean how to talk to all this church gal, shaku shaku gal, friend with benefit and runs gal infact and Bleep anyone i come across...my mumu don do ooo

pls gurus in the house how can i join whataspp group invite link. i alwaly get error msg anytime i click on the link

PLS who know how i can get the sim they normally use for sim registration.

tinnyailes:
click on that menu bottom bar swipe right twice u should find menu extra,themes,jsMod hit jsMod

can you help us with screenshot pls

excellence44:
Due to the fact that virtually nothing has been said about DIGISAT ON THE NET I hearby open this thread for in formation sharing.
Some of us may be familiar with the digisat receivers I how it works but I guess most of us are used to strong receivers.

Question is why is the process of installation different. digisat is some how tricky to me cos am so use to strong. What are the steps to follow when installing let say my tv channels or joy tv channels.

gurus over to you. please share any idea that will be of help nairaland fta.

@olenyi twinstaiye auchs obnely

bro how you stil using this decoder

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Buy Digisat,thats what i use at home and the office,i also sell it,its HD,just 10k,where are u based? I can send it for you

am interested I hope I wud not subscribe and does it have USB port

rust6:
One strong Stg I know it's fake

it is fake in what aspect how much do u get it..anyway I wud ask abt the one they are using where I normally eat

rust6:
Like satellite receiver.
Like DSTV but I need a free to Air satellite receiver

which one are you using before and much do u buy it

rust6:
Please which Decorder is currently the best to buy that is HD....... I mean the best and it's price please the last one I was using spoiled

first what does decoder receiver work for