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Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye Poses With 6 Women by Samylekey(m): 3:49pm On Nov 23, 2020

Davash222:
Something must kill a man.

Davash222:
Something must kill a man.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Not Ready To Recognise Biden As US President Yet by Samylekey(m): 7:03pm On Nov 22, 2020

You will sha recognize him if he eventually becomes the president.

We will wait till then.

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Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde Buys Taye Currency A Brand New Car Pictures by Samylekey(m): 7:36am On Nov 22, 2020

Tupacx:
Taye Currency himself is also the SA on culture and tourism to the Governor.

Omo, e be things for Nigeria o

Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde Buys Taye Currency A Brand New Car Pictures by Samylekey(m): 11:26pm On Nov 21, 2020

As per Wetin huh

What's the idea behind this gift?

BTW, check the security man's face - The look of God when (me sef need my own blessing)

*Modified

Taye currency's son is the present deputy chief whip of the Oyo state house of assembly, maybe that explains the gift.

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Politics › Re: Helen Grant: Despite Recession, Nigeria Is The Fastest Growing Economy In Africa by Samylekey(m): 11:25pm On Nov 21, 2020

Sakamanje

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Politics › Re: Helen Grant: Despite Recession, Nigeria Is The Fastest Growing Economy In Africa by Samylekey(m): 11:25pm On Nov 21, 2020

Sakamanje

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Jokes Etc › Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Samylekey(m): 10:21pm On Nov 21, 2020

iamyemiakins:
Na CSP Nwafor teach you that one abi?

This pics cracks me up every time

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Politics › Re: Lekki Shooting: Sanwo-olu Was Misinformed About Casualties, Nobody Died- Army by Samylekey(m): 6:53pm On Nov 21, 2020

Omo, make we just dey look.

NYSC › Re: Jewel Of The Savannah. by Samylekey(m): 6:48pm On Nov 21, 2020

observer88:
Nice one OP!
I rep Kaltungo Town aka Snake Island.
Ohibenemma, when will you share your experiences?

Please share your experience in the Kaltungo town. I will love to know how you survived in a land filled with lots of lala's pet

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Christianity Etc › Re: Share Your Dreams And The Holyspirit Will Help Interpret by Samylekey(m): 12:10am On Nov 21, 2020

yinkaadesegha:
You will get a job that doesn't relate to what you studied in the university.... Note: in all you do be truthful because this will help u alot. Bless u

Amen. Thank you Sir, God bless you too

Christianity Etc › Re: Share Your Dreams And The Holyspirit Will Help Interpret by Samylekey(m): 11:24am On Nov 20, 2020

Good Morning Mr Yinka

I had a dream that I was employed in a company, I studied microbiology in school and the company is business related or so. A boss in the company came in and asked if I studied biochemistry, I said No that it was microbiology I studied so she asked if I have any idea of what I came to do in the company since my course isn't related.

I answered truthfully that I have no idea what I came to do in the company because there is no correlation with my course and the job done at the company. Another worker trying to help me said my course doesn't mean a thing and that I can work here but I was insistent that I have no idea of what I came to do here.

I was confident and bold while talking to the boss, no fears at all. The boss was happy that I was truthful but I can't really remember what she said last before I woke up.

Crime › Re: Man Kills His Two Children In Niger State, Claims It Was An 'Act Of God' by Samylekey(m): 10:51am On Nov 20, 2020

god of war abi which God are we talking bout here

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Politics › Re: The Only South-easterner In Aso Villa Is A Photographer - Senator Abaribe by Samylekey(m): 10:50am On Nov 20, 2020

What can I say?

Celebrities › Re: "Legends Never Die"- Ozo Says As He Recreates Late Kobe Bryant's Iconic Portrait by Samylekey(m): 10:50am On Nov 20, 2020

Celebrities › Re: Hafiz Oye Saka Matriculation Throwback Photo In OAU In 1986 by Samylekey(m): 10:27am On Nov 20, 2020

majamajic:

The only man that chop MTN and glo money

Etisalat not GLO

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Education › Re: Shocking And Fun Facts You Need To Know and memes[photos] by Samylekey(m): 10:21am On Nov 20, 2020

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Jokes Etc › Re: Lol... - Shame On Me. (COME AND LAUGH AT ME) by Samylekey(m): 9:45am On Nov 20, 2020

your brain was playing tricks on you

TV/Movies › Re: Kunle Afolayan Blasts Man Who Asked Why 'Citation' Doesn't Have Subtitles by Samylekey(m): 9:43am On Nov 20, 2020

You steal person food, u still come get mind to ask why dem no put enough salt

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Health › Re: Gordons Pleads With Nigerians To Pray For Bobrisky Over His Health by Samylekey(m): 9:41am On Nov 20, 2020

nohalti:
Please pray for Bob's oh

Wetin do am?

Food › Re: 3 Huge Pythons Caught In Lagos Today (Photos) by Samylekey(m): 9:38am On Nov 20, 2020

Christmas came early for Uncle Lala

One will be used for Peppersoup

Second will be grilled

Third will be fried and kept in the refrigerator for future purpose

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Health › Re: What Can Spark Off Hemospermia? Seven Aspects Can Not Be Overlooked by Samylekey(m): 9:37am On Nov 20, 2020

hennan234:
In the event that the duration of abstinence is too long, which means no ejaculation for a long period, the semen will become yellow unknowingly.

Abeg explain this part wella

So abstinence fit cause am?

Add source and link to your writeup and tag the mods to take it to the promised land

Nairaland General › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Driver And Many Others Dead As AAUA Bus Involve In Accident. by Samylekey(m): 12:36am On Nov 20, 2020

Sports › Re: Super Eagles: 3 Coaches Nigerians Want To Take Over From Gernot Rohr by Samylekey(m): 12:34am On Nov 20, 2020

Politics › Re: Frontline Economist, Albert Okumagba Dies At 56 by Samylekey(m): 12:29am On Nov 20, 2020

Valar morghulis

Celebrities › Re: Talent: Nigeria Artwork Artist Got 86,000 Retweets And 270,000 After A Minutes. by Samylekey(m): 12:29am On Nov 20, 2020

Wonderful

Politics › Re: APC Youths Caution Abdulrazaq Over Imposition Of His Loyalists As Council TIC by Samylekey(m): 12:23am On Nov 20, 2020

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Health › Re: COVID-19 Update For November 19 2020 In Nigeria by Samylekey(m): 11:38pm On Nov 19, 2020

Celebrities › Re: Ooni Of Ife’s Crown Prince: Why Oba Enitan Ogunwusi Will Not See Queen's Newborn by Samylekey(m): 1:39am On Nov 19, 2020

Make ur post enter FP o

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Romance › Re: Is It Advisable To Date A Girl Who Is A Member Of Brotherhood Of Cross & Star? by Samylekey(m): 10:46pm On Nov 18, 2020

dave4rella:

So you go ahead if you have good intentions towards her, but if you toy with her heart, she will turn you into a tortoise or snake and lala will move your story to front page of nairaland

Hehehe

Programming › Re: Wht Is CSS Very Complicating...!!!!!!!!!! by Samylekey(m): 10:22pm On Nov 18, 2020

yusman14:
Mentor?? I am a small boy in the world of IT ooooo..but I can try... check my signature and chat me up on WhatsApp.. though I am not really active these days on WhatsApp..
where do you stay in Ikorodu?

I'm currently not active on WhatsApp too. I'm taking some days off, I will definitely send a message as soon as I'm back online.

I stay around Asolo by the way

Programming › Re: Wht Is CSS Very Complicating...!!!!!!!!!! by Samylekey(m): 10:26am On Nov 18, 2020

yusman14:
I am staying in Ikorodu

Baba I stay in Ikorodu too. I no mind if you fit mentor me too
I'm starting CSS today, would it be okay to PM you if I encounter any hiccups?

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Crime › Re: Kidnappers Of 9 ABU Students Demand N270m Ransom by Samylekey(m): 8:24am On Nov 18, 2020

270 what!!!!!!

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