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Foreign AffairsRe: China Used Microwave Weapon To ‘Cook’ Indian Troops In Himalayan Border Battle by Samylekey(m): 8:05am On Nov 18, 2020
Microwave weapons use beams of high-frequency electromagnetic radiation to heat the water in a human target's skin, causing pain and discomfort

Meddddddd ooooooo
HealthRe: Egyptian Doctors Removed A Live Fish From A Fisherman's Throat (Graphic Photos) by Samylekey(m): 8:28pm On Nov 17, 2020
Macjebs Macjebs

Well-done Sir

Make una come buy Designer oils from our darling OP, d guy dey try abeg
NYSCRe: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by Samylekey(m): 2:38pm On Nov 17, 2020
HitlerGaddafi:
They don't fear him, they're just trying to respect his rank. In the military, army most especially, heiracchy is taken seriously, you must drop your age at home and obey your superiors.
I totally agree
HealthRe: Egyptian Baby Born With Double Penis After Twin Failed To Form In Womb by Samylekey(m): 11:14pm On Nov 16, 2020
Which kain Wahala be this

I just hope the doctors gets it fixed after the 16 months stated
NYSCRe: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by Samylekey(m): 11:11pm On Nov 16, 2020
HitlerGaddafi:
All these lieutenant and captains heading nysc camp are very young guys now most especially the RC (NDA peepes). why una dey fear them. Na those wey join via SSC fit old small coz they for don 30 something before reaching that Captain rank.
True that. But this particular man actually commands fear even some soldiers dey fear the man for camp sef
NYSCRe: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by Samylekey(m): 9:53am On Nov 16, 2020
Wamakko Camp, Sokoto under the command of Lieutenant Munagbor (Camp Commandant for 2019B). Lieutenant Munagbor no dey ever smile, always boning face, we corpers feared the man like anything.

One of his popular phrase then when we murmur on parade ground was "You people should beg your soul, if I get one person he or she will be in trouble" everywhere go just silent immediately.

Our troubles started when all this wannabee comedians in camp started using him to crack jokes in the night party, saying lots of things in a bid to be funny.

Matters became worse when a male corper wearing slippers was caught in maami market by the camp commandant but the Corper escaped from his grasp.

Naso soldiers enter male hostel around 1am to pursue all the guys out. We were told to sit on the floor, squat down and place our heads between our legs and whosoever looks up will be severely punished.

After like 20 mins of punishment, he made an offer to us. He asked that the erring Corper come out so others can be freed but nobody gree come out as the erring Corper o, Naso we spend another 20-25 mins serving punishment.

We got released around 1:50am and yet soldiers still came at the normal time of 4:30 to chase corpers out for parade. Mehn, it wasn't easy at all and the funniest thing was that Camp officials and Female corpers didn't know what we faced in the early hours of the day until we told them ourselves.

Later on sha, the Man started smiling and laughing to corpers. He said he was harsh cos he didn't want us to undermine him.

All in all, Camp was funnnnnnn.

Girls were just crushing on this camp commandant even when he was harsh at us cos the man na fine man, still come get nice physique (he no carry big belle like other soldiers)

I miss camp I swear

Wamakko campers, you should know the camp director (One man always saying Corpers wee wee wee with an extremely tiny feminine - sounding voice)
Nairaland GeneralRe: 53 Brutal And Sad Facts About Life Everyone Needs To Know by Samylekey(m): 11:47pm On Nov 15, 2020
54 - Life is TRANSIENT

Say e good for you today no mean say e no go better for me tomorrow.

Be good to all and sundry, you will be betrayed most definitely but don't let that stop you from helping those you can.

In conclusion, Be at Peace with Man and your Creator.
EducationRe: Aerial Photos Of FUNAAB Senate Building And Library by Samylekey(m): 11:39pm On Nov 15, 2020
Macsjebs:
grin Lovely school
Reasons why all university students should scent majestic at all times can't be overemphasized

Just hanging out alone at unilag love garden, I know how much attraction and the number of friends I have made both male and female as a result of the fragrances I wear. Kindly see reviews on the thread on my signature, cheers
Well-done Man

You are one great hustler (legitimate)

Our hustle go pay
Foreign AffairsRe: Wonders As Egypt Unveils 100 Coffins From Over 2500 Years Ago Still Intact (Pix) by Samylekey(m): 11:29pm On Nov 15, 2020
Greatfullheart:
wait for it. The return of The Mummy
The world is still healing. Another crisis won't come up

The scientist had better be careful before a flesh eating bacteria associated with Mummies is discovered and spread to living beings
Foreign AffairsRe: Wonders As Egypt Unveils 100 Coffins From Over 2500 Years Ago Still Intact (Pix) by Samylekey(m): 7:45am On Nov 15, 2020
Juliusmomoh:
Una go soon dig out one accient curse wey go kill all of us.....
.
Mr. Digger
Hehehehe

Ancient curse ke, dem no go see am o
PoliticsRe: MC Oluomo Reacts To Trump's Defeat, Congratulates Biden by Samylekey(m): 2:30pm On Nov 09, 2020
shocked
BusinessRe: Share Your Worst Broke Moments Experiences In Life by Samylekey(m): 10:17am On Nov 09, 2020
treziMcCarthy:
May God keep helping us, I graduated from unizik, faculty of engineering 2 years ago, and man still be looking for a nice job, to no avail... Tried being self employed, trust me it isn't easy, forget motivational speech, life is hard for someone like me who didn't come from a buoyant background.
Sometimes most youth embark on a journey of Yahoo Yahoo.
I have resist the urge a lot, I pray I don't fall for it.
We won't fall. Just endure please
CelebritiesRe: Laycon's Fans Buy Benz E350 For Him As His 27th Birthday Gift by Samylekey(m): 12:22am On Nov 09, 2020
memeguy:
Send me a pm
Sent Sir
HealthRe: COVID-19 Update For November 8 2020 In Nigeria by Samylekey(m): 12:21am On Nov 09, 2020
Ghen ghen
E don dey turn action film again o
CelebritiesRe: Laycon's Fans Buy Benz E350 For Him As His 27th Birthday Gift by Samylekey(m): 10:14pm On Nov 08, 2020
charlibo1:
Oya baba bless me grin Make I know you na
After u don yab am
We no go yab our helper o
CelebritiesRe: Laycon's Fans Buy Benz E350 For Him As His 27th Birthday Gift by Samylekey(m): 10:13pm On Nov 08, 2020
memeguy:
Hahaha. If only you knew who you're talking to. You'll be shocked.
Big Man, help me with job.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 8th November 2020 by Samylekey(m): 7:27pm On Nov 08, 2020
pickatyou2:
Sterling and de bruyne sell this match
Hehehehehe

Some people are currently pleased with this scoreline
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 8th November 2020 by Samylekey(m): 7:16pm On Nov 08, 2020
EmekaBlue:
So over 2.5 don dey enter red line
Small time still dey, lol.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 8th November 2020 by Samylekey(m): 7:14pm On Nov 08, 2020
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 8th November 2020 by Samylekey(m): 7:07pm On Nov 08, 2020
Ray07:
Goooooooooal . . . . Phil Foden done do am,


from pes 2020.
You are high Sir
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 8th November 2020 by Samylekey(m): 6:30pm On Nov 08, 2020
chinex104:
Aswear my heart was just beating
Humans oooo, if e no beat na u go still complain Make the heart dey beat dey go jare, na him work be that.
Lol Na joke I dey o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Sheffield United - (4 - 1) On 7th November 2020 by Samylekey(m): 8:24pm On Nov 07, 2020
Full time
4-1
Hakim Ziyech My Man of the Match
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Sheffield United - (4 - 1) On 7th November 2020 by Samylekey(m): 8:23pm On Nov 07, 2020
Full time
4-1
Hakim Ziyech My Man of the Match
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Sheffield United - (4 - 1) On 7th November 2020 by Samylekey(m): 8:12pm On Nov 07, 2020
[quote author=MIGHTYMAN82 post=95795772][/quote]The 83% was the possession shown at the point in time
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Sheffield United - (4 - 1) On 7th November 2020 by Samylekey(m): 8:10pm On Nov 07, 2020
4-1
Werner
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Sheffield United - (4 - 1) On 7th November 2020 by Samylekey(m): 8:08pm On Nov 07, 2020
Ziyech almost with his third assist
and some people dey talk okoto meow meow
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Sheffield United - (4 - 1) On 7th November 2020 by Samylekey(m): 8:07pm On Nov 07, 2020
3-1
Ziyech na player
Goal for Silva
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Sheffield United - (4 - 1) On 7th November 2020 by Samylekey(m): 8:00pm On Nov 07, 2020
Kovacic injured
Jorginho coming on for him
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Sheffield United - (4 - 1) On 7th November 2020 by Samylekey(m): 7:59pm On Nov 07, 2020
MIGHTYMAN82:
a u sua
U re definitely not watching the game
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Sheffield United - (4 - 1) On 7th November 2020 by Samylekey(m): 7:59pm On Nov 07, 2020
Possession
83% - 17%
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Sheffield United - (4 - 1) On 7th November 2020 by Samylekey(m): 7:55pm On Nov 07, 2020
See as Ziyech dribble this guy
choi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Sheffield United - (4 - 1) On 7th November 2020 by Samylekey(m): 7:54pm On Nov 07, 2020
Nice free kick by James
That was close

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