Phobia1:
UK not US. keep on seeing trumps face everywhere

Well well, whatever

Blonchilli:

Wetin concern Trump with UK de porting immigrants?

Oops! My mistake, I didn't read it well. It doesn't change the fact that Trump's a douche

Cynicgod:
these ones no dey trumps country read post well before u comment no b race na

OK. I get it now. Guess I didn't read it well

The non racists. I hope they get what they want

When this is finished. I hope that Sawore guy gets jailed. He's a disgrace to the media. He lacks media etiquette. He's subjective in his analysis because from the look of things, he was in full support of Stephanie Otobo and had already condemned the Apostle.

The rate at which people, especially Nigerians commit suicide this days is alarming. I even got a broadcast message on WhatsApp saying it's a number calling them and asking them to commit suicide. Yeah that's ridiculous and I can't believe that buh I can't even trust myself again

The one in the middle looks very much like her father.
They're all pretty. The son is handsome
Truth is :if they weren't ex presidents daughters the governors won't rush them like they did. Marrying for the name

Oh
No one hates morning devotion as much as I do
Every morning, 6:00am sharp. You must wake up unless you want to start your day with cane. Then we all gather clumsily in the parlour to start singing praises... So annoying eh
But it shaa thought me how to wake up early and say my prayers on my own without being forced.
I still dread going home sometimes because of that.... I love my momma

There's this small Street close to my house with 2 RCCG church. Opposite the street, just a stone throw is another RCCG church. I think they're competing, I really don't know but they're everywhere. There's an RCCG in every single Street no exaggeration.

And I slept all through the rain, not knowing what was happening.

See that one licking it like ice cream. In her mind manna has fallen from heaven

BiafranBushBoy:


Welcome to nairaland where even "simple" comments make one a pervert!!

Thanks for the title tho

your welcome

BiafranBushBoy:


Welcome to nairaland where even "simple" comments make one a pervert!!

Thanks for the title tho

your welcome

BiafranBushBoy:
Nice ass!

typical pervert! Wah did you c in the ass

I dunno who's right or wrong, can't judge. Buh I feel Tonto desperately wants us to feel sorry for her. She kept saying she doesn't intend to embarrass her hubby in her interview buh that was all she did in the whole interview... Embarrass him.

PalmchatApp:
It all started from just friends, to admirers and now we are dating. I have been with Joy for like a year now, we work around the same area, so it makes it easier for us to see daily. She comes to my office after work and i drop her at home on many occasions. Joy is the kind of girl that makes a man drool. her look, her physique, her smartness is just appealing. I always look forward to seeing her, she has a way of making me feel good.

She loves cuddling, we could cuddle for hours, make love and get intimate as we desire but she is never satisfied. i told her i'm actually not ready to have sex with her but she sees it like i'm cheating. she initiates sex with me most times and i just pull back. we fought on different occasions over this issue and it makes me wonder why she loves sex so much. As much as i love her, i don't want her to think i'm taking advantage of her ad all, so i decided to take it slow.

I wouldn't ever forget the night she slept over at my place. It was a Saturday evening, she made dinner and we were together in the lobby, i noticed all her gestures but i just ignored her. The next thing she was all over me, kissing me and touching me with great intensity, i tried pulling back but she was ready for me. it's funny if i tell you she raped me. she had sex with me that night, i don't know how she did it, o don't know maybe she drugged me, but i know i woke up different.

Since that night, i started craving for more of her, she made me miss her so much. We have sex at intervals. there was no limitation to where we use. Most times, we make love in the kitchen, bedroom, sitting room, even in the car and she was still never satisfied, even if we go on for hours. She begs me for the most unrealistic styles during sex and most times i just run and tell her to have a grip on herself.

Well, i'm sitting alone now, thinking of how i've let this girl have a grip on me, i always want more of her but i can't just satisfy her. She is never tired. on many occasion, we go on for 3 hours and she still tells me its not enough, she's making me weaker. I really don't know how to handle this situation. I love having sex with her so much, most times she sends her nude pictures to me even at work but i can't tolerate her craving for long hours sex. I feel she would kill me one day with sex, help what should i do?

Reminds me of a Hollywood movie I watched bro. It's called 'Addiction'. She was a nympho maniac just like your girlfriend, always wanting sex. Buh the problem was her hubby wasn't always there to satisfy her, this got her into trouble as she resorted to cheating. So my first advice to you as regards this movie is you always have to make yourself available , else she's gon' be tempted to cheat. So back to the movie. At the end , when her hubby found out she's been messing around and she almost lost her marriage, well he forgave though, and she started attending a counselling class for sex addicts, coz it wasn't really her fault, it's just nature, same with your girlfriend. You don't have to blame her. It's not her fault. You can talk to her about it in a loving way, make her see a sex councillor. If won't agree to this, I'm sure there could be sex counselling videos on YouTube so you could stream online , watch it, and help your girl out of this. Ta ta!

Come back to Nigeria, peeps be like, "who e epp", Prince ko, Crown ni... Lol

Honestly I don't even know him. His name doesn't ring a bell.

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Someone should please reply me.where do I download movie series from?

MrAldrick:


ok drop your number let me call you, i thought you ought to leave 2day

not today.sometime nextweek...

MrAldrick:


is Better we whatsapp

you can as well tell me here if u know.i'm not currently on whatsapp

Hmm,jamb is as confused as a zombie this year

Please good people,I need direction on how to get to Portharcout Polytechnic(former Rivers state collage of art and science).Please someone who's very familiar with the direction should explain in detail.How do I get there from eleme junction or from rumuokoro.thanks..if possible specify how much it'll cost

The girl most have used jazz on him to make him provide for her and forget his own sibling.Thats not love,that's foolishness.

This is a typical after effect of change.no job=survival of the fittest.Even selling of human skulls for money is an alternative to teens

azeecoboy:
and u think this is funny?

u didn't have to be so rude.it's not funny either buh i jez passed

sapiosexual1:

My friend, the solution is simple. Stop the cream even if you like it.
Your veins show such colors when your skin gets really light. Use a neutral cream and your normal skin complexion would return, green veins would disappear

thanks.i've actually stopped using it.I've been using vaseline

Mods......i wish you guys could help me!!

goodmorning40:
Surgery

wish i could afford it.

Tenkobos:
Just change your casing.

sorry.i don't understand

experimentist:
[size=15pt]O girl na to contact Shrek be that o. But he's still in far, far away land[/size]

shrek?last time I checked,shreks all green.how's he gonna help me get rid of it

ojun50:
Try dudu osue or Ghana soap, bt babe u they bleach na him cause that green vain, if na lie has Lady F

thanks for the advice,the bleaching wasn't on purpose believe me

feldido:

Try coconut or avocado oil, they help restore ur skin health. You'll be glad u do.

thanks for the advice.I'll take note

feldido:
Have you tried Pure coconut oil?

But I don't think green veins is as a result of bleaching, I'm dark skinned, but I have them since I was young.

Really?forgive me then,it's just that I don't used to have them in my skin before,i only started seeing them recently which obviously points to the fact that it's as a result of my cream.