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You just came back from work and immediately u entered into your sitting room you saw rats in numbers in your sitting room eating most vital documents that you have used your life to acquire..
The 1st rat was eating your B.S.C certificate
The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps certificate.
The 3rd was eating your Marriage certificate
The 4th rat was eating your house documents
The 5th rat was eating your Visa to travel abroad for a multi-billion project
The 6th rat was eating your Bible

Please ,be honest with your reply....
Which rat will U kill first? 1st,2nd,3rd,4th,5th or 6th....

Yeah...
With a gun though and place a bullet through his head..

Acid is the surest way ... Just kidding
Try licking them always it gonna change the color and make it soft and when u do brush ur teeth scrub ur lips with the tooth brush so u can peel the upper layer, not too hard o not to injure urself... Just once daily or twice that's if u brush twice.... This works but it sure takes time

Op u can clearly see the way those chairs are arranged.. Where do u want him to sit? On the floor or on Buhari's lap?

Hehe very touching...

Tallesty1:
Not madness.




The guy is high on a cup of jegemi and two shots of monkey tail.

hehehe

Purehuman:
this is a good development. we have finally nipped godfatherism in the bud.

Exactly my point...

Pure madness at the highest...

mistytohcute:
the same problem I have

Its everyone's problem

donholy28:
Make sure ur android device is an MTK device...techno,infinix etc are MTK but just make sure u Google b4 u buy the phone.

I sure will...

donholy28:
Buy android MTK device then change the Imei to BlackBerry and use Glo BlackBerry sub ..1k=3gb

... Pls Elaborate....

Gejpresident:
pm me...

Or let me send u message

Oooo not that email... The other, scroll down

Gejpresident:
android got cheap data sub too

Really? Tell me what network?

Gejpresident:
BB? Lol We r not in 1960

This is 2015= android and ios
Go for Android

You're ryt, but not about thier sub though...

Caseless:
Good-looking men!











I'm not really a happy man today!

And why?

I know you've come accross this countless time... But seriously which do u advise? which is better? and what's your reason?

Na wetin we nor go hear again for this world abi naija?

Na wa ooo .

Ok oooo.... Time shall tell

seunlayi:
We need to support him with prayer

Pure truth...

I so hope so....

Of course... Up Man u!!!!

elohorayodele:
Bini gyal, watgwan?

SleazyxMaco:
its for a movie you don't always have to be shallow minded you know.

Am baffled with the way some people talk at tyms... If NL didn't want people to express thier views, it would av been pointed that out.... U don't av to behave like u know everything, u could av simply made ur point without making it offensive..

Ha... what is it? na wa o....

notoriousbabe:
na notorious babe

6. Don't listen to Celine dion, Adele, Beyonce, Shayne ward, Bruno mars.... I wonder how it helps

notoriousbabe:
na gospel truth

Ok... abeg na who be dis

notoriousbabe:
na gospel truth

Ok... Na who be dis

Its high tym i hear sum good news...