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Lai Mohammed, the bearer of fake news organized a conference to tackle the menace of fake news. Kai !!

Barrister Emeka Ugwuonye knows only one thing ---divorce.
Watch as he will finally advise the woman to divorce her husband as the best solution to the "fingering"

Kukuma award Valencia the 3points in advance instead of allowing Man U humiliate themselves once again in the pitch......Till a new coach comes in

THE MODS SHOULD MOVE THIS TO THE "JOKES SECTION". THIS IS THE BIGGEST JOKE OF THE DAY.

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The Police Public Relations Officer in the state, ASP Loveth Odah, confirmed the incident. She however absolved the police of being responsible for the man’s sudden death even as she said that investigation has commenced.

JUST NEGODU ! WHAT A CRASS SELF-CONTRADICTION

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THE MAN MUHAMMADU BUHARI

By Akanbi Oluwaseyi Santino

1. No Foreign accounts yet all his children studied in foreign schools paying over £80,000 each every year.

2. No Plenty Luxury Cars yet his son rides a N45m power bike � and Use the top range of Mercedes valued about N280 Million each.

3. No Ethnicity yet all the major security apparatus are headed by a section of the nation and divided Nigeria by 97% and 5%.

4. No Political thugs yet he urged the crowd in Kano to soak the baboon and the dog in blood. Supporting Herdsmen against people of other faith and tribes.

5. No Private Jet yet the presidential fleet he promised to reduce are being flown around by his wife and children.

6. No Private Company... ofcourse he can’t run an organization successfully cos he’s highly incompetent and lacks managerial dynamism. He owns Oil well by proxy.

7. No Foreign Residence.... of course he has, His children lived in choice properties in London and big cities in UK.

8. No Private Library.... of course, does he read book for him to have a private library? A man with no WAEC Certicate can’t have a reading habit.

famosh:
Man doesn't even know the difference!
Yemi Kale of NBS has explained the difference between 9 million people are unemployed & 9 million people lost their jobs several times, but the Jonathan sycophants have refused to comprehend!
9 million people did NOT lose their jobs, man! There's a difference! Go educate yourself!

Oga, you have the toughest job in the world currently: which is to support blatant visionlessness and ineptitude cloaked in the hypocritical garb of deceptive anti-corruption gingles. Kindly explain away this :

https://www.channelstv.com/2017/12/22/7-9-million-nigerians-became-unemployed-21months-nbs/

Mind you, this doesn't include the early part of 2015

famosh:
You lie too much! Let's address your points one by one!
Firstly, where did national bureau of statistics state that in 3 years, 9 million Nigerians lost jobs?

90% of projects being commissioned by this govt after over 3yrs now were 80% completed by GEJ (as bad as his govt was). Then, there were far more jobs & liquidity. But in just 3ys, over 9m of those jobs were destroyed without any succour offered (check d national bureau of statistics). Theres a limit to propaganda. Within PMB's 1st 6months without a functioning cabinet or an economic policy, investors panicked & withdrew N2.7trilion from d booming economy, hence d recession. U stil want to knw how he killed d same economy in 1984 ? [quote author=famosh post=70526843]In your mind, they're doing nothing, ba?
Can't you see your inflation rate has been coming down for more than 13 months consecutively? Can't you see your fx reserves has risen by over $19bn? Can't you see foreign investment inflow is much more than what Ebelemi left behind in May 2015?

The nigerian economy has entered into recession twice & those twice were under one man: PMB. Not even d civil war threw d economy into recession but PMB did twice. Plz stop justifying visionlessness & ineptitude.

famosh:
In your mind, they're doing nothing, ba?
Can't you see your inflation rate has been coming down for more than 13 months consecutively? Can't you see your fx reserves has risen by over $19bn? Can't you see foreign investment inflow is much more than what Ebelemi left behind in May 2015?

If you don't know, from crude oil sales, Buhari has made $94b since he assumed office! Ebelemi made almost $400b from 2011 to 2015 & left the economy in that dead state & you expect Buhari to perform magic while not referring to Ebelemi's evil & wasteful regime, ba? Nawa o!

GEJ used to be this govt's excuse for lack of vision & direction. Later it was d price of crude oil which was below $30 in 2015. But for almost 2years now its been a bumper harvest so d excuses changed daily & perhaps weekly; including d story dat nigerians were thieves & corrupt. Later, it was dat d youths are lazy. For now, its saraki.

It has been a familiar strategy since 2015 : patronize or fraternize with PMB & you will become an angel who is corruption free. Antagonize or oppose him & d EFCC will be unleashed on you using a smear campaign.

This govt is good at media war irrespective of the fact that this govt-sponsored group is contradicting the govt's old propaganda that "there were no issues from the ICC to worry about".

SHE ATTENDED ANTE NATAL ONLY ONCE DUE TO FEAR OF ATTACKS BY BANDITS... Anyone noticed the systematic renaming of fulani herdsmen as bandits by this fulani govt & some compromised media?

When most of these same people defected from PDP to APC some years back and you people hailed them, what was their reason then? Truth is, this govt addresses Nigerians like they are addressing fools and idiots. Some of their paid online agents can't even hide their utter disdain for the intelligence of Nigerians....... see @ PMBtill2023 above me

Women sha ! Ever ready to tell you about the toasters they turned down but never about the ones they fell for. Wetin dem de calm dis habit sef?

Not Baba's priority. NEXT !

SEONaijaExpert:
The judiciary system are doing fine and working independently without any influence or interference from the government. That's commendable!

Under this administration, a common man can get justice.

Yea. The common man is really gettinging justice in the middle belt.

Where are those that wonder why the rich date and marry themselves?
Here is your answer: the son of a bricklayer who was dating the daughter of a former governor ........

So we are being ruled by convicts and exconvicts !
imagine tomorrow's newspaper headlines saying:
"You are an exconvict ! Says Okorocha to his deputy"
"I was jailed twice because of you!" Replies His Deputy Governor ?

When friends turn to foes.
This deputy gov and his principal (Okorocha) were once inseparable allies and buddies dating back for as much as 25years ago

Is this yoruba man the Southern arm of the Jihad ?

Hmm

I guess this is the Fulani side of d story written by either a Fulani or a govt official... Going by the precision deployed in quoting numbers, dates, names, places etc. But fairness demands u apply same precision in telling us how the plateau massacre happened and the number of casualties. The govt initially lied that only 11 people died, but when the Social Media came to our rescue with picture and video evidences, the govt raised the number to 86 and wants to quickly bury them in secret. But people on ground there strongly say the number killed ranged between 200 and 600. Now, if u deliberately avoided balancing ur story in view of my later points, WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOUR STORY in the first place?

From the comments above , u can say that none of d people above bothered to read the news before rushing to judge and comment.
So this is what happens on nairaland. Is that why most commentators talk out of point?
the headline is badly misleading. The story is about the driver of a dr being beaten after being arrested around a marijuana joint. Nothing to do with the dr

Watch as online hypocrites will come to give themselves the usual "holier than thou" bullshit. Freeze is a 1000% right and anyone who argues it should show us how many of his own sisters and daughters he/she encouraged to keep even ordinary teenage pregnancies not to talk of a pregnancy that is capable of ruining the life of d gal, d child & even d family. Show me a person born thru by an armed robber and I will take u serious.

There's something curiously gay and perverted about this primordial & over-religious country's penchant for always wanting to see the genitals of criminals that they caught.

please get ur facts right sir so u dont misinform the dumb readers here.
The onus lies on the accuser and not the accused ok? Thats what the law says. When u accuse me of something, the onus lies on u to prove ur accusations and not on me. So if this govt raises any accusations against anyone, the onus lies on them to show evidence which they have consistently failed in every case. Thats why they bring the accusations to the media where they know that most readers are too dumb to ask intelligent questions unlike in a court.
U are not a lawyer, so dont expose ur stark ignorance on what u know nothing about.
And about Obj, am sure aside Bode george, there was nothing like Tafa balogun former IG [N10b police scam] etc

ashjay001:
Apart from Bode George(Obj took it personal) , mention any high profile person, that has been jailed due to corruption?


The onus, is on d accused to explain where the excess funds came from, but not in Nigeria n Nigerian courts. Mostly, if u can't explain it, u loose it to govt coffers, everywhere else in d enlightened world.


Dasuki collected funds that can't be accounted for. Until we access d nitty-gritty, we will all continue to wonder why they're all d judges are sitting out.


A judiciary, insisting on protecting corrupt judges, by throwing their corruption cases out of court, until they're brought before an ineffective NJC, is who u expect to jail political exposed theives? Handset theives are jailed without any witness present, yet u set free people, with unexplained huge amount of funds in their personal accts And, u're here claiming intelligence?