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Driving is all about good and accurate calculation. It's all about good vision and right state of mind. If you don't have the aforementioned you can not drive in night or when it rained. You know good driver when it rained heavily in the night.

delaw4u: Car guru please help,
Please I have not seen your reply 000
My vw passat 03
Auto tranny,1.8t
Issue
When I put the gear to D or R and I press the brake the car vibrate if my foot off the pedal brake it doesn't or when on P or N it does not vibrate also
Please what to check on the car

Check your engine mount (Engine sit)

If you don't know or play this game then you belong to the Ajebo generation.

ademlabi: Airport area, Osin..These are good locations. There are good water and electricity in these locations.

07063943373, youngholf@yahoo.com

Ademola.

Just tried your number now. Not available.

Hold on

Mine was during my undergraduate days in the University. I boarded a bus with this lady who wear very tight skirt. When she was about to get alighted from the bus when we got to school her skirt got torn from her knee to the waist. I have to give her my lab coat to cover herself. If not for me that day humm. She went back home and returned my coat the following day. Come and see appreciation.

Nice one

• Donates High Tech Bomb disposal robots/equipment to Police

The Inspector-General of Police, Ag. IGP Suleiman Abba NPM, mni, today, August 20, 2014 at Force Headquarters, Abuja, received the US Ambassador to Nigeria, His Excellency, James F. Entwistle.
The US Ambassador congratulated the Ag. IGP on his new appointment as the Police Boss and thanked the Nigeria Police Force for its high level of co-operation and huge partnership with the US Embassy in Nigeria.
The Ambassador thereafter presented High tech Bomb disposal robots/equipment to the Nigeria Police Force. He also reassured the Ag. IGP that his country will continue to render relevant supports to the Force in the areas of training and security cooperation.

The IGP, while responding, appreciated the Ambassador’s courtesy visit and thanked the US government for assisting the Nigeria Police Force in areas of investigation, management of scene of crime as well as position of equipment.
Describing the Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) executed by the Nigeria Police Force and the US government recently as a huge partnership that will improve and modernize Police training in Nigeria, the IGP restated his commitment to continue to drive reforms and transformation of the Force in order to reposition the Force for better service delivery and promised that the newly donated equipment would be put to effective use.

ACP FRANK MBA
FORCE PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER,
FORCE HEADQUARTERS,
ABUJA.


http://www.npf.gov.ng/news/view-news?id=335#.U_TjzPldWYo

crownlast: A demo will be available on request.

I did something similar in my school days and planning to increase on it later. Can you forward the demo to my mail.santakris01 at yahoo.com. Where is your base?

Ewedu - Black leaf.



Thank me later.

You forgot to put pprice.

MadCow1: This is the Tecno head office in Nigeria.

Address : 19, Olowu Street, Ikeja, Lagos. Nigeria.
Phone: +23418821234
Facebook: Tecno Mobile Nigeria
Twitter: @tecnomobileng




You owe me Dinner and a Goodbye kiss after the dinner.

The fear of Ebola is the........................... complete it.

Nice concept. As we grow technology also grows

onatisi: texaco filling station ?dem dey sell laptop ?

So o this is the secret behind your skills.

I'm ashamed of myself. Go to the other thread and see how Obama and Americans were insulted because of this nano silver. Nigerians like ranting with passion.

I did my registration at Unilorin Staff Quarters and when I got there today there was nobody there. Meaning no PVC for us. What should I do pls?

Yes, heard it on ray power news now.

Trust Nigerians. That money will be diverted into somebody's pocket.

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Your email is not correct sir.

Can you get me a handful of Ebola Virus? I need to do the test myself in other to believe you.

Rapture. Get scared at every strange sounds.

A woman was having sex with her lover in her
apartment, 20 stories high. Suddenly she heard
her husband arrive. She told her lover, stay like
a statue and don't move!
HUSBAND: Who is this?.
WIFE: This is a robot I bought to have sex with
when you're travelling.
HUSBAND: Ok, let's have sex now.
WIFE: No sweetheart, yesterday I got my period.
So I will go and make a cup of coffee for you..
After she left the husband said to himself,
"Damn it! I'm so Hot, I will f**k this robot!"
He tried having sex with the robot. The lover
started talking in a metallic robotic way,
"SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE! SYSTEM
ERROR! WRONG HOLE!"
HUSBAND: Damn! This robot is not working
properly. I'm throwing it out of the window.
The lover realized that he was on the 20th floor,
so he said, "SOFTWARE UPDATED PLEASE TRY
AGAIN!"


Kindly like my joke

https://www.nairaland.com/1379574/mtn-customer-care-thread/68#25418449 contact jidesm.

Thanks to God, Nigeria is not among.

Again? When are we going to rest?

Tushmum: Please my Fellow Importers,I need help with the result I got tracking this items of mine,I couldn't interprete it RC642882395CN.

Go and pick your item @ NGAKUR. Congrats

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U gat mail sir.