9jadelta: as an atheist, I will defend myself if anyone tries to kill me. but according to Christianty, thou shall not kill. (even if someone slaps ur left cheek, turn the right) there shouldn't be any reason why u should take someone's life cos life is precious, and it didn't give reasons for killing unlike Islam or should I say killslam. mercy killing, holy killing, self defence bla blala. killing is killing. muslims will tell u Islam doesn't support killing but you can kill in holy way

tintingz: Lol @ gangsta but let not insult.

9jadelta: as an atheist, I will defend myself if anyone tries to kill me. but according to Christianty, thou shall not kill. (even if someone slaps ur left cheek, turn the right) there shouldn't be any reason why u should take someone's life cos life is precious, and it didn't give reasons for killing unlike Islam or should I say killslam. mercy killing, holy killing, self defence bla blala. killing is killing. muslims will tell u Islam doesn't support killing but you can kill in holy way

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PLEASE OGA AT THE TOP DO SOMETHING NOW

vanstanzy: Whats the difference between the NURTW and hoodlums Afterall, they are all the same. Abeg leave the

hoodlums to do their thing, jor.

CLIQBOY: if na iman or alfa now..the large mouthed nairalanders will be bashing islam has a whole..well i reserve my comment

blink182: Where were we before?

berem: But the price wasn't much nau! Just 20naira increase.I thought it was going to be like 100naira increase? All the same nothing stops me from eating my delicious agege bread.

berem: Pls let him set up a committee to look into the leakage of the secret about his wife's health.some people need to be jailed for telling nigerians about the health condition of our first lady.

acidtalk: Whether Home or Abroad wherever you come across a Nigeria you might be skeptical of their origin (usually place of birth). But as soon as you hear a Nigerian who grew up and have a better part of their life spent in Nigeria, you can easily tell from their use of words and pronunciation.

Below are some of the words and pronunciations used by Nigerians both within Nigeria and outside.

* I want to Drop : this is when they are making their intention know they want to alight from a bus, taxi or car.

* Where's my change : this is to show they are waiting to collect their balance after a purchase.

* God dey : they are expressing their dissapointment in an event or feel cheating.

* E go better : When they believe there's hope in a current situation they are presently not happy about.

Others are :
* Jumpig of queues

* Speaking in loud voice

* Rushing to take a train, cab or bus and also in a hurry to alight
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* Talking for hours and shouting while making use of a public phone boot.

* Talking so loud on the Hotel hallway.

* The highest spender in clubs, bars, malls and event centre.

* the man that keeps talking aloud inside the cinema.


More to come soon.

Mr.chippychappy:
There's something fishy about this story . Are we even sure this Olaolu guy wasn't involved in some illicit activities over there in Ukraine?

Blackteeth: The consequences of finding shortcut greener pastures rather than working together to help Nigeria our country.

Tolaaaaannni: But just because he went to a market doesn't make him an humanitarian.

all4naija: And, so what? Are you a star?

NovusHomo: And of course there will always be someone like you who does not get it either because you are too slow, or you simply can't read between the lines, or you are too lazy to take the time to think. But, I've said my piece. By the way, and just for your information, I live in the US.

all4naija: I can see DJ Khaled in the first image. That guy is originally from Algeria, I guess! It about Africa everything now(not generally, all black everything).

kj_hova:

Seriously dude, either you are that young or just funny! Illuminati? You must really think it's like Eiye in Osun State Polythecnic!!

umechuma: When Nigerians close their eyes to pray, politicians loot the treasury while the prayer is in progress and come to Mosque and Church for thanksgiving and ask for more blessing (looting) from the pastors and Imams.
Nigerians should reject any politician who ask them to pray because prayer only will never save Nigeria 50 years from today.

betterbest: Ride-on Mr.president ...the Lord is your strength. We'll continue to support you in prayers. You are a conqeror, you can't loose this battle for boko alla-m. Boko haram your end has come, Gej haters go get a life. We'll breath the fresh air you promised us, that's certain. God bless you Mr president, God bless nigerians, God bless me and God bless you. Amen

God's Mercy:
May your children call you fool since you don't have respect for the elders. That's if you'll ever live to have a child. I pity your family. Curse is anyone who has no regard for the elderly. For you to live long, you most honour your fathers, mothers and elders. I only pray you repent or else you perish.

bomb-war:
I gave him the Tools,,,,,,,Any body need tools ?

Omexonomy:
How is it an embarrasment 2 gej. May be gej should wear warder uniform carring gun, holding a big black batton and be guiding the whole prison in nigera b4 you people will be satisfied

9ja_I_hail:


Sharap Ndu_goat, reading your comments always get me annoyed,what is wrong with you man,must you call Gej in every madness that your northern elite started?

If Gej give order to security to destroy north like OBJ destroyed Odi all of you goats alike will ask for his head.My advice to you is talk to your brothers BH or learn how to live with it.Whatever evil men does live withing him period.

1supremo: Dear USA,
Seize the money and increase Nigeria's quota for DV lottery 2014.
Thanx in anticipation of your acquiescence in my plea.
9ice move bros
Yours faithfully,
Voice of Nigeria