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Health / Re: What Do You Do When You're Depressed? by sarcasticlala(m): 8:02pm On Aug 18, 2022 |
You need to know Andrew cobra tate |
Nairaland / General / Re: What's The Funniest Moniker/ Username You've Seen On Nairaland.. by sarcasticlala(m): 6:39pm On Jul 03, 2022 |
Spermsec 2 Likes |
Career / Re: How Much Is Your Current Salary? by sarcasticlala(m): 3:22pm On Apr 16, 2022 |
Looking for a job... I'm a graphic designer |
Family / Re: . by sarcasticlala(m): 9:52am On Mar 30, 2022 |
Many more blessings to you and your family @lalasticlala 1 Like |
Computers / Re: Brand new laptop for sale by sarcasticlala(m): 11:27pm On Feb 27, 2022 |
Tesco98: Please send a message to that number for further negotiations |
Computers / Re: Brand new laptop for sale by sarcasticlala(m): 9:43pm On Feb 27, 2022 |
Snitch24:Lagos |
Computers / Brand new laptop for sale by sarcasticlala(m): 9:28pm On Feb 27, 2022 |
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Crime / Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by sarcasticlala(m): 8:58pm On Feb 27, 2022 |
Omo, how I go learn this thing? Baba @dreyton36 please I need your help if you still come around here |
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Pere Sacks White Money From The Kitchen (pictures) by sarcasticlala(m): 7:44pm On Aug 11, 2021 |
WM for the mulla 6 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Meet Tiffany Trump’s New Billionaire Boyfriend Who Has Lived In Nigeria Before by sarcasticlala(m): 10:22am On Jan 21, 2021 |
Nawa |
Technology Market / Re: Hp Pavilion 15 Touchscreen(SOLD) by sarcasticlala(m): 10:17am On Jan 16, 2021 |
Please post the pics too |
Health / Re: Guys Please What Kind Of Growth Is This?! by sarcasticlala(m): 7:07pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
It might be an infection of the epidermis caused by HPV |
Phones / Re: Nigeria Has ‘Most Expensive’ Internet Globally, Surfshark Press Study by sarcasticlala(m): 2:35am On Aug 27, 2020 |
holuwasheyiWGP:Boss abeg show me way na... Psiphon abi? |
Phones / Re: Which Android Phone Can I Afford With 20,000? by sarcasticlala(m): 3:15pm On Jun 14, 2020 |
I think you can check jumia for some cheap powerfull phones |
Politics / Re: Atiku's Son Test Positive To Corona Virus, Atiku Himself Broke The News by sarcasticlala(m): 11:58pm On Mar 22, 2020 |
This is real |
Celebrities / Re: Voided by sarcasticlala(m): 4:40pm On Feb 26, 2020 |
dawnomike:Oh, thanks I guess I'll try that |
Celebrities / Voided by sarcasticlala(m): 3:56pm On Feb 26, 2020 |
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Education / Re: What Reading Strategy Did You Use To Achieve Your JAMB Score? by sarcasticlala(m): 10:37am On Jan 06, 2020 |
16yearsold:Start reading from the first page in your textbook, if you read it, you know it. First time I wrote jamb I had 53, the second time I had 82, which was my highest score, chemistry was my worst subject in secondary school, all you need to do is to start with the basics 1 Like |
Education / Re: What Reading Strategy Did You Use To Achieve Your JAMB Score? by sarcasticlala(m): 1:09am On Jan 06, 2020 |
I had 296 when I wrote jamb last year, and I'm currently a student of unilag, and I'll share with you the strategy I used last year. Firstly last year was the 2nd time I wrote jamb and after I scored 232 in the frost year, people I met made me believe the only difference between me and those that score 300+, is the level of hard work, dedication and strategy So the second time I studied for jamb, I started studying before the sales of registration forms were announced, I started reading very early, it gave me about 4 months(thanks to ASUU strike tho). At first I started reading organic chemistry, because that was my most challenging topic of all 4 subjects, but then I realized I had made a mistake when I saw the actual jamb syllabus. A popular misconception many students have is that the syllabus contains all the topics in the text book. That is absolutely wrong So the first thing I want to tell you is to study what is in the syllabus only. The second thing I did was to get four 60 leave exercise books. Each notebook for the different 4 subjects I offered. Afterwards I started from the scratch in all subjects regardless of whether I know it or not, I designated each day for one specific subject, and studied at any free time I had. Whenever I finish studying a topic I would form a note, with what I knew and remembered, without using the textbook. Note: I only wrote down what I considered important and a potential question I jamb. Afterwards I would attempt the questions in the textbook without checking for the solutions at the back. I'd do this for all topics in accordance with how it's arranged in the syllabus. Note: this is not the time to solve past questions, now is the time to understand all your topics from the scratch. You should only use past questions to test your self on certain topics you just covered, if you do it this way, by the time you're done with the syllabus, you'll be able to score 80% in each subject. I would have had 300+, but I overlooked English and biology, the only real effort I put in studying for eng exam was reading the novel I was given(sweet sixteen), and biology? Well I didn't have a good textbook to study for biology. SOME ADVISES I HAVE FOR YOU AND OTHER JAMBITES ARE: 1.DON'T BE IN A HASTE, READ TO UNDERSTAND, THERE'S NO POINT IN STUDYING FOR JAMB WHEN YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE TOPIC 2. USE JAMB'S SYLLABUS, DON'T READ WHAT THEY DIDN'T ASK YOU TO READ YOU'LL ONLY WASTE YOUR TIME. 3. BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, 5IMES WILL COME WHEN YOU WILL DOUBT YOURSELF, BUT IF YOU DID EVERYTHING I SAID, YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PATH. 4. DO NOT OVERLOOK ANY SUBJECT/TOPIC BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU ALREADY KNOW IT OR IT'S TOO EASY. I WOULD HAVE SCORED OVER 300 INSTEAD OF 296 IF I HADN'T OVERLOOKED ENG & BIO. I GAINED REDEMPTION IN MY POST UTME THO, I READ FOR ENGLISH THIS TIME AROUND AND I HAD 27 OUT OF 30 QUESTIONS IN UNILAG'S POST UTME. 5. READ THE NOVEL GIVEN TO YOU BY JAMB, ATLEAST TWICE, THE FIRST TIME IS WHEN YOU FIRST GET IT, THEN THE SECOND OR LAST TIME SHOULD BE ATMOST 7 DAYS TO YOUR EXAM TO KEEP THE STORY FRESH I MIND. 6. QUIT SOCIAL MEDIA AND GAMES , IT'S A TIME KILLER, IF YOU CAN'T RESIST, ALLOCATED AT MOST ONE HOUR SPREAD ACROSS 24hrs IN A DAY FOR IT. 7. READ DAY AND NIGHT, THE BRAIN IS CAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING BOTH DAY AND NIGHT, CLAIMING TO BE A DAY OR NIGHT READER IS JUST A LAZY EXCUSE. 8. SLEEP AT LEAST 5 HOURS A DAY, YOUR SLEEP IS IMPORTANT FOR YOUR BRAIN HEALTH. ESPECIALLY THE DAY OF YOUR EXAM 9. USE THESE TEXTBOOKS - JAMB'S USE OF ENGLISH INVINCIBLE TEACHER AND A-Z IN JAMB'S USE OF ENGLISH, TO STUDY FOR YOUR ENGLISH, THEY WILL GUARANTEE YOU 80+ POINTS IN JAMB, THAT'S WHAT I USED TO STUDY FOR MY POST UTME. 10. PRAY TO GOD EVERY DAY AND ASK FOR DIVINE WISDOM, KNOWLEDGE, UNDERSTANDING AND MENTAL RETENTION SO THAT TO CAN ANSWER THE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY ON THE EXAM DAY. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Fireboy's Performance At Native Land Concert Ends in Chaos (Photos) by sarcasticlala(m): 1:49am On Dec 20, 2019 |
Eaztzide:Lol 4 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Fireboy's Performance At Native Land Concert Ends in Chaos (Photos) by sarcasticlala(m): 1:11am On Dec 20, 2019 |
MORE PICS 1 Like 1 Share
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Celebrities / Fireboy's Performance At Native Land Concert Ends in Chaos (Photos) by sarcasticlala(m): 1:06am On Dec 20, 2019 |
Following the show held by fire boy at Native land, fireboy performed one of his latest releases, SCATTER, and within minutes, the VIP upper section collapsed, there was no performance for the rest of the night, there are reports of people injured, and when the mobile police(MOPOL) came on, there were reports of people being tasered and flogged with video evidence. pics below: Link to the video of the VIP section collapse: https://twitter.com/Nkwachukwu_N/status/1207798893121089536?s=19 Link to video of a young man being flogged by a mobile police officer : https://twitter.com/Nkwachukwu_N/status/1207800802359881728?s=19 3 Likes 2 Shares
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Celebrities / Re: Headies: Falz Flaunts His "Hat Trick Of Headies Awards" by sarcasticlala(m): 5:06am On Oct 20, 2019 |
BlaqAce:For real mehn 57 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Headies: Falz Flaunts His "Hat Trick Of Headies Awards" by sarcasticlala(m): 5:05am On Oct 20, 2019 |
Forzap:Asin, hopefully the new guys like blackbonez can ressurect the rap culture in nigeria 37 Likes 7 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage's Look To Wizkid's Starboy Fest In London by sarcasticlala(m): 4:33am On Oct 20, 2019 |
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Celebrities / Re: Headies: Mavin's Rema Shows Off His Next Rated Artiste Award by sarcasticlala(m): 2:58am On Oct 20, 2019 |
LoydJ:Zlatan shouldn't even be in the next rated category, he's above that level already 79 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Headies: Falz Flaunts His "Hat Trick Of Headies Awards" by sarcasticlala(m): 2:54am On Oct 20, 2019 |
Falz had a wonderful night yesterday as he bagged 3 awards,the album of the year, rap album of the year, and the best rap single award. He took to Instagram to show off his awards later in the night. See pics below 22 Likes 5 Shares
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Celebrities / Re: Headies: Mavin's Rema Shows Off His Next Rated Artiste Award by sarcasticlala(m): 2:44am On Oct 20, 2019 |
eternityk:Maybe they're getting intimidated by our innoson motors 92 Likes 4 Shares |
Celebrities / See The Moment Wizkid Introduces Tiwa On Stage And Hugs Her by sarcasticlala(m): 1:47am On Oct 20, 2019 |
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