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Health / Re: What Do You Do When You're Depressed? by sarcasticlala(m): 8:02pm On Aug 18, 2022
You need to know Andrew cobra tate
Nairaland / General / Re: What's The Funniest Moniker/ Username You've Seen On Nairaland.. by sarcasticlala(m): 6:39pm On Jul 03, 2022
Spermsec

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Career / Re: How Much Is Your Current Salary? by sarcasticlala(m): 3:22pm On Apr 16, 2022
Looking for a job... I'm a graphic designer
Family / Re: . by sarcasticlala(m): 9:52am On Mar 30, 2022
Many more blessings to you and your family @lalasticlala

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Computers / Re: Brand new laptop for sale by sarcasticlala(m): 11:27pm On Feb 27, 2022
Tesco98:
Can it go for 120k
And my location is Kwara

Please send a message to that number for further negotiations
Computers / Re: Brand new laptop for sale by sarcasticlala(m): 9:43pm On Feb 27, 2022
Snitch24:
What's it location
Lagos
Computers / Brand new laptop for sale by sarcasticlala(m): 9:28pm On Feb 27, 2022
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Crime / Re: How Yahoo Almost Ruined My Life (18+) "True Life Story" by sarcasticlala(m): 8:58pm On Feb 27, 2022
Omo, how I go learn this thing? Baba @dreyton36 please I need your help if you still come around here
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Pere Sacks White Money From The Kitchen (pictures) by sarcasticlala(m): 7:44pm On Aug 11, 2021
WM for the mulla

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Tiffany Trump’s New Billionaire Boyfriend Who Has Lived In Nigeria Before by sarcasticlala(m): 10:22am On Jan 21, 2021
Nawa
Technology Market / Re: Hp Pavilion 15 Touchscreen(SOLD) by sarcasticlala(m): 10:17am On Jan 16, 2021
Please post the pics too
Health / Re: Guys Please What Kind Of Growth Is This?! by sarcasticlala(m): 7:07pm On Jan 15, 2021
It might be an infection of the epidermis caused by HPV
Phones / Re: Nigeria Has ‘Most Expensive’ Internet Globally, Surfshark Press Study by sarcasticlala(m): 2:35am On Aug 27, 2020
holuwasheyiWGP:
I sabi wetin subscription fit do to my bank account na why I dey tunnel steady steady...If you know you know.
God bless TLS
Boss abeg show me way na... Psiphon abi?
Phones / Re: Which Android Phone Can I Afford With 20,000? by sarcasticlala(m): 3:15pm On Jun 14, 2020
I think you can check jumia for some cheap powerfull phones
Politics / Re: Atiku's Son Test Positive To Corona Virus, Atiku Himself Broke The News by sarcasticlala(m): 11:58pm On Mar 22, 2020
This is real
Celebrities / Re: Voided by sarcasticlala(m): 4:40pm On Feb 26, 2020
dawnomike:
Approach your course adviser to discuss the option of deferring your admission maybe for a session for you to hustle to have money to pay your fees. Sorry about your experience... I pray it all ends well as success story for you!!!
Oh, thanks I guess I'll try that
Celebrities / Voided by sarcasticlala(m): 3:56pm On Feb 26, 2020
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Education / Re: What Reading Strategy Did You Use To Achieve Your JAMB Score? by sarcasticlala(m): 10:37am On Jan 06, 2020
16yearsold:

Thanks for the advice,
But whenever I read chemistry I find it difficult to understand
Start reading from the first page in your textbook, if you read it, you know it.

First time I wrote jamb I had 53, the second time I had 82, which was my highest score, chemistry was my worst subject in secondary school, all you need to do is to start with the basics

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Education / Re: What Reading Strategy Did You Use To Achieve Your JAMB Score? by sarcasticlala(m): 1:09am On Jan 06, 2020
I had 296 when I wrote jamb last year, and I'm currently a student of unilag, and I'll share with you the strategy I used last year.
Firstly last year was the 2nd time I wrote jamb and after I scored 232 in the frost year, people I met made me believe the only difference between me and those that score 300+, is the level of hard work, dedication and strategy


So the second time I studied for jamb, I started studying before the sales of registration forms were announced, I started reading very early, it gave me about 4 months(thanks to ASUU strike tho).

At first I started reading organic chemistry, because that was my most challenging topic of all 4 subjects, but then I realized I had made a mistake when I saw the actual jamb syllabus.

A popular misconception many students have is that the syllabus contains all the topics in the text book. That is absolutely wrong

So the first thing I want to tell you is to study what is in the syllabus only.

The second thing I did was to get four 60 leave exercise books. Each notebook for the different 4 subjects I offered.


Afterwards I started from the scratch in all subjects regardless of whether I know it or not, I designated each day for one specific subject, and studied at any free time I had.


Whenever I finish studying a topic I would form a note, with what I knew and remembered, without using the textbook.
Note: I only wrote down what I considered important and a potential question I jamb.

Afterwards I would attempt the questions in the textbook without checking for the solutions at the back.

I'd do this for all topics in accordance with how it's arranged in the syllabus.

Note: this is not the time to solve past questions, now is the time to understand all your topics from the scratch. You should only use past questions to test your self on certain topics you just covered, if you do it this way, by the time you're done with the syllabus, you'll be able to score 80% in each subject.

I would have had 300+, but I overlooked English and biology, the only real effort I put in studying for eng exam was reading the novel I was given(sweet sixteen), and biology? Well I didn't have a good textbook to study for biology.


SOME ADVISES I HAVE FOR YOU AND OTHER JAMBITES ARE:
1.DON'T BE IN A HASTE, READ TO UNDERSTAND, THERE'S NO POINT IN STUDYING FOR JAMB WHEN YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE TOPIC

2. USE JAMB'S SYLLABUS, DON'T READ WHAT THEY DIDN'T ASK YOU TO READ YOU'LL ONLY WASTE YOUR TIME.

3. BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, 5IMES WILL COME WHEN YOU WILL DOUBT YOURSELF, BUT IF YOU DID EVERYTHING I SAID, YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PATH.

4. DO NOT OVERLOOK ANY SUBJECT/TOPIC BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU ALREADY KNOW IT OR IT'S TOO EASY. I WOULD HAVE SCORED OVER 300 INSTEAD OF 296 IF I HADN'T OVERLOOKED ENG & BIO. I GAINED REDEMPTION IN MY POST UTME THO, I READ FOR ENGLISH THIS TIME AROUND AND I HAD 27 OUT OF 30 QUESTIONS IN UNILAG'S POST UTME.

5. READ THE NOVEL GIVEN TO YOU BY JAMB, ATLEAST TWICE, THE FIRST TIME IS WHEN YOU FIRST GET IT, THEN THE SECOND OR LAST TIME SHOULD BE ATMOST 7 DAYS TO YOUR EXAM TO KEEP THE STORY FRESH I MIND.

6. QUIT SOCIAL MEDIA AND GAMES , IT'S A TIME KILLER, IF YOU CAN'T RESIST, ALLOCATED AT MOST ONE HOUR SPREAD ACROSS 24hrs IN A DAY FOR IT.

7. READ DAY AND NIGHT, THE BRAIN IS CAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING BOTH DAY AND NIGHT, CLAIMING TO BE A DAY OR NIGHT READER IS JUST A LAZY EXCUSE.

8. SLEEP AT LEAST 5 HOURS A DAY, YOUR SLEEP IS IMPORTANT FOR YOUR BRAIN HEALTH. ESPECIALLY THE DAY OF YOUR EXAM

9. USE THESE TEXTBOOKS - JAMB'S USE OF ENGLISH INVINCIBLE TEACHER AND A-Z IN JAMB'S USE OF ENGLISH, TO STUDY FOR YOUR ENGLISH, THEY WILL GUARANTEE YOU 80+ POINTS IN JAMB, THAT'S WHAT I USED TO STUDY FOR MY POST UTME.

10. PRAY TO GOD EVERY DAY AND ASK FOR DIVINE WISDOM, KNOWLEDGE, UNDERSTANDING AND MENTAL RETENTION SO THAT TO CAN ANSWER THE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY ON THE EXAM DAY.

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Celebrities / Re: Fireboy's Performance At Native Land Concert Ends in Chaos (Photos) by sarcasticlala(m): 1:49am On Dec 20, 2019
Eaztzide:
Party scatter yen yen yen

Until you show literally scatters grin
Lol

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Celebrities / Re: Fireboy's Performance At Native Land Concert Ends in Chaos (Photos) by sarcasticlala(m): 1:11am On Dec 20, 2019
MORE PICS

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Celebrities / Fireboy's Performance At Native Land Concert Ends in Chaos (Photos) by sarcasticlala(m): 1:06am On Dec 20, 2019
Following the show held by fire boy at Native land, fireboy performed one of his latest releases, SCATTER, and within minutes, the VIP upper section collapsed, there was no performance for the rest of the night, there are reports of people injured, and when the mobile police(MOPOL) came on, there were reports of people being tasered and flogged with video evidence.

pics below:

Link to the video of the VIP section collapse: https://twitter.com/Nkwachukwu_N/status/1207798893121089536?s=19

Link to video of a young man being flogged by a mobile police officer : https://twitter.com/Nkwachukwu_N/status/1207800802359881728?s=19

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Celebrities / Re: Headies: Falz Flaunts His "Hat Trick Of Headies Awards" by sarcasticlala(m): 5:06am On Oct 20, 2019
BlaqAce:
You try falz if only those two stupid Dead rappers face their career like they putting so much energy on their diss tracks, Falz would not have won
For real mehn

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Celebrities / Re: Headies: Falz Flaunts His "Hat Trick Of Headies Awards" by sarcasticlala(m): 5:05am On Oct 20, 2019
Forzap:
rap is truly dead in Nigeria at least for now




falz bawo undecided undecided
Asin, hopefully the new guys like blackbonez can ressurect the rap culture in nigeria

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage's Look To Wizkid's Starboy Fest In London by sarcasticlala(m): 4:33am On Oct 20, 2019
angry

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Celebrities / Re: Headies: Mavin's Rema Shows Off His Next Rated Artiste Award by sarcasticlala(m): 2:58am On Oct 20, 2019
LoydJ:
#Na Ojoro Dem do









#Zlanta deserves it

but wetin concern me?
Zlatan shouldn't even be in the next rated category, he's above that level already

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Celebrities / Headies: Falz Flaunts His "Hat Trick Of Headies Awards" by sarcasticlala(m): 2:54am On Oct 20, 2019
Falz had a wonderful night yesterday as he bagged 3 awards,the album of the year, rap album of the year, and the best rap single award.
He took to Instagram to show off his awards later in the night.

See pics below

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Celebrities / Re: Headies: Mavin's Rema Shows Off His Next Rated Artiste Award by sarcasticlala(m): 2:44am On Oct 20, 2019
eternityk:
How the GAC motors staffs were begging people to come buy their cars was very funny
Maybe they're getting intimidated by our innoson motors grin

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Celebrities / See The Moment Wizkid Introduces Tiwa On Stage And Hugs Her by sarcasticlala(m): 1:47am On Oct 20, 2019

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