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theV0ice:
how magical is kano with registered voters of over 4million returning just 1.9m for gmb and 200,000 for gej compared to Rivers with registered voters of 2million returning 1.4million for gej and just 69,000 for gmb even with all the bloodletting, sporadic shooting and violence that attended the election?

If the rec wanted to be fraudulent, what stopped him from allocating 3.5million votes to gmb? afterall he'll still have 'change' of 500,000 votes or even more to justify it?

gej lost to gmb. get over it you sad man. gej has already moved on

wetting vis one dey towk sev

No dia fault, d future was #Changed

What of pastors dah prophecies wrongly

Nawa o, buh some Nigeria pastors predicted dah viz election will be rig nd be lyk June 12. My question is dah is dia prophetses fake or will still happen?
#SaiBaba☺

Tnk God ion even av PVC unless dey will let me make use of ma ATM

Now a mumu will say APC ni oooo

Oya, GEJ beg BRF make d mata end here

18 storey buildings, abeg na wash

But he claims he had no shoe

Jacide:
Hahahaha


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Funny

Jacide:
Hahahaha


Our man be like
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Funny

MrTeymee:
Would someone shut this guy up

why not you why someone

JDelight:
Me: Ok Musa am going to employ you, just to give you a try to manage my company all over Nig. But before I do that may I see your credentials because the man managing my business is a Phd holder. So where are your credentials pls?
Musa: Ennhh Sir is with the military sir.
Me: What! Doing what there? Ok you can go and get me the certificates before I can employ you pls.
Musa: Sir I have affidavit.
Me: No I need the original copies pls.
Musa: Ennnnnhhhh Sir Ennnnnnhhhh
Me: Can you please leave my office…. Next person pls.

my brother you can't make it if you are a comedian.

Nigeria now turning into Jamaica, bomb free state... bombokla

Nairaland now belong to babies how did viz shit make f.p

lalola:
don't like pink. red is my favorite colour

u are a witch

Orikinla:
Pink is the colour of love.
Women express love more than men.

wetting dis won dey towk

ireneony:
God forbid bad thing I can never be sorry desperate for marriage like this.
Since she is the one the propose, then she will be the one to pay bride price and better still pay for the arrangement of the wedding
.....she don become man like that

madam dey dia dey form wen all yur mate dey marry dey go. soon u go old o

Space booked next page is available

ronald4lif:
Coz that thing is pink

u av been a fool from birth. ur sister own na pink ba... #ode

really.... lemme ask ma gf why. brb.

1stola:
[size=28pt]YES!
The season of change is here
He looks better now
Everything must change for better
I can't just wait for February 14
This year is our year of better changes in everything in our life.

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#VOTE FOR HOPE AND CHANGE[/size]ok

next time u waste pages like dis^. thunder will strike u... #Amen

Ehn ehn, does it mins lade loves me?

am not sure if daddy showkey is d real biological father of those kids. y? becuz non of dem get dada

and now d guy is popular

see wot el-dee has cuz now, nairalanders are jus beefing dem sev

redcliff:
You must be less than 18years..

wrong... <than 15yrs, 3month and 4days old.

MissMeiya:
Sorry, I'm not jobless like you. There are other things that occupy my life that prevent me from attending to the attention-seeking child using his mother's phone to engage in "e-fights".

wot does "e-fight" mins

Lastly... GEJ regime also ruin El-Dee's music career. Broda no vex #VoteForChange comes Feb.

if u study zoology one day u'll become 9ja President jus lyk GEJ.

Abajo!!!! no wonder I'm still single. #chai!