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Politics / Re: State Electoral Commissions Are Governors’ Rigging Tool – El-rufai by Saturnalia(m): 1:48pm On Apr 17 |
Racoon: I agree with you. I am just trying to wrap my head around what I just read up there, especially the way he used the word “FAIRNESS” in his sentence. Coming from a fanatical Jihadist that has been killing Southern Kaduna Christians like chickens throughout his 8year tenure. This Terrorist enabler and his stupid uncouth brainless deposed friend - Sanusi Lamido Sanusi were at the forefront of the subsidy-removal because they have stolen enough money from the Government to cushion its effects on their families & cronies and so do not know what the average citizens are going through. Now, that the “Subsidy Removal Mantra” has backfired and the Government is now paying over 600Billion Naira for subsidy per month, these useless bastards have suddenly gone deaf & dumb, granting stupid interviews, trying to portray themselves as Angels - after wreaking the economy with their trial & error policies. In 2018, This Terrorist Bastard - El-Rufai organized an “Eye Service” peace meeting with the King of Adara Kingdom in Southern Kaduna, and on his way back home, the King, his wife and driver were abducted by El-rufai's mercenaries known as Bandits. The driver was allowed to go. The Bandits raped the King’s wife in his presence before letting her go, and after collecting a ransom of 10Million Naira - Th King was brutally murdered. That wasn't enough. On hearing about the killing of their King, the elders and people of Adara Kingdom staged a huge protest. Yes, you guessed right! And El-rufai had them all arrested & imprisoned for a year without facing trials. Now, this is the same bastard talking about “FAIRNESS”. You can just imagine. 22 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Air Raid: Zelensky Calls On Allies To Support Ukraine Like They Supported Israel by Saturnalia(m): 8:16am On Apr 16 |
This Ukro-Nazi clown is looking to cash out again at the detriment of his people. The Allies supported Israel because they know Iran is neither Syria nor Libya. The strike capabilities of Iran is able obliterate Israel, Jordan & even Saudi-Arabia. They say Iran does not have nuclear weapons, and that Israel & Turkey are the only nuclear-armed States in the Middle East. With the technological feats of Iran, from commandeering useless Amerikan Drone (RQ-170 Sentinel) in flight and reverse-engineering it to build her own advanced drones, to stockng up her arsenals with locally-built Hypersonic Missiles that can even hit targets in the heart of Amerika, not to talk of Israel. Would any sane mind really want to risk finding out whether Iran has Nuclear Weapons or not ? Some ignoramuses on Nairaland say Iran is not protected and will soon be annihilated by the Israeli retaliatory strikes. Laughable. Iran that has regiments of S-300 Air Defense System that is more effective than the Israeli Iron Dome and Amerika’s Patriot & THAAD Batteries combined? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAid6Y8Ryfg&pp=ygUTSXJhbiBTLTMwMCBtaXNzaWxlcw%3D%3D Israel that has not been sleeping for the past two weeks because they know they have poked the Persian Lion. Besides, Benjamin Satan-Yahoo has just called off retaliatory strikes against Iran after speaking with Biden on Phone. You don’t go looking for trouble simply because you think you’re the “Chosen People” and the rest of the World are “Gentiles”. 17 Likes 1 Share
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Romance / Re: God Is A Group Of Evil 4th Dimensional Entities by Saturnalia(m): 7:20am On Apr 16 |
Ourtruth247: I believe everything you have been posting in your threads are true. The day I stumbled on your topics, something within me sparked and I just knew you were telling the truth. Do not be distracted by the little children that occasionally posts nonsense to discourage you. It is not their fault, their brains are not yet developed to assimilate & digest these raw truths that you’re unveiling in your threads. “When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.” The day I came across this video on YouTube, I immediately knew it was true. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XogaHpV5oUs Just like the day I came across this Sumerian Story about the “4th Dimensional Beings” (the Extraterrestrials ) that journeyed from their home Planet to create the Homo Sapiens on Earth, nobody told me - I just knew that it is the unvarnished truth. https://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/sitchin/sitchinbooks_enki.htm Please, do not be discouraged. Continue doing what you do. It will emancipate a few “objective minds” that are seeking to be free, and not just write off whatever they see or read as fictions, as they are all programmed to do. Be blessed! 10 Likes |
Crime / Re: Dispatch Rider Arrested For Selling Customer's N1.7m Iphones (photo) by Saturnalia(m): 9:04pm On Apr 15 |
kereman1: You see, when I wrote the emboldened statement below in this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/8055804/obituary-see-what-loan-shark#129341707 There is a virus in every Nigerian that compels them to prey on ANYTHING OR ANYBODY they come in contact with. Some assholes quoted my comment and were typing utter nonsense. I reiterate on this thread that; If you’re dealing with any Nigerian and he/she mistakenly mentions “God”, run away from such a person - because he/she has already perfected how to slaughter or scam you. To buttress my point, please go through the comments on this thread below and draw your own conclusions. https://www.nairaland.com/8061779/took-loan-fairmoney Chatinent is the ONLY sane person on this thread. This is why I am sincerely hoping & praying for the impending war between Israel & Iran to escalate quickly and spread all over the globe like wild fire. Once the nukes start flying in both directions, it is only a matter of time before the World Powers join the fray, and then - “The Global Reset”. The truth is; The World needs a “Global Reset” so that the “Nuclear Winter” that will ensue after the war can sweep away into SHEOL, all these abominable & decadent viruses that pervade the nooks & crannies of our society. Seriously, if I had the ultimate power to push Global Reset button, I would have done it like 15years ago. |
Politics / Re: Do We Have Any Defense System In Nigeria? by Saturnalia(m): 10:20am On Apr 14 |
Nigeria does not currently operate any Air Defense Systems apart from the outdated ZSU-23-4 Shilka Soviet Era self propelled weapon system - that can only intercept hand grenades and probably some man-portable (manpads) missiles. Needless to say, Nigeria would be completely obliterated if those missiles fired by Iran into Israel last night were directed towards any targets in Nigeria. The leadership of the Nigerian Army & Airforce have been shoring up their arsenals with moderate military equipments and it would be to their advantage to order at least 6 regiments of the S-400 Triumf Missile Systems from Russia to defend the sovereign integrity of Nigeria. If Nigeria does not have enough money to buy this highly effective Mobile Surface-To-Air Missile (SAM) in combination with the Pantsir S2 + BUK Missile Systems; Nigeria can opt for the S-300 Missile Systems but unfortunately Nigeria will not be able to ward off attacks or invasion from Algeria since she operates the very deadly Islander-E and the Kalibr Cruise Missiles that wreaked so much havoc on Ukraine. Lastly, Nigeria has recently been buying Helicopters & Fighter Jets from Amerika but Nigeria should rather buy her Air Defense Equipments from Russia like we did for the MI-35 Attack Gunships. The reason is obvious. The Amerikan MIM-104 Patriots Air Defense Systems is COMPLETELY useless against any formidable enemies. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Pets / Re: See The Bird That Flew Into My House Last Night. Should I Keep It? Please Help by Saturnalia(m): 9:10am On Apr 14 |
This is an African Pied Crow (Google it). Witches & Diabolical entities use it to fly during the day, while they use the owl to fly at night. Please kill the bird and burn it to ashes. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Education / Re: A Call For Help From A Nigerian In New York by Saturnalia(m): 9:02am On Apr 14 |
Olachase: Hahahahahaaa! Don’t mind the werey, he no dey any New York. He just registered his moniker on Nairaland yesterday 13th of April. Nobody should even bother asking him for pictures because he will flood this thread with fake pictures. The fact that he just registered his moniker yesterday is enough to disqualify him from getting any help. 1 Like |
Health / Re: Lady Dies After Envious Friend Poisons Her At Beauty Parlor Opening Celebration by Saturnalia(m): 10:07pm On Apr 13 |
I’m surprised people still keep friends in this volatile & dangerous times, where everybody are looking for whom to devour. My only friends are my pack of Benson Switch cigarettes and the Hollywood Movies on my Phone. 36 Likes 3 Shares |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Has Launched Drone Attacks Against Israel by Saturnalia(m): 10:05pm On Apr 13 |
FreeStuffsNG: The world doesn’t need healing. The world has been damaged & infected beyond healing & redemption. There has to be a Global Reset. Make Iran Bomb Israel. Make Israel Bomb Iran. Make USA fight for Israel. Make Russia fight for Iran. Make Nuclear Missiles & ICBMs begin flying into targets in both directions. Yes Billions “MUST” Die but trust me, it will benefit the World in the long run. In my village, Na Sidon Look I dey. I no go follow anybody argue any nonsense war talk. Na to just dey observe. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Lagos Court Grants Emefiele N50m Bail by Saturnalia(m): 11:51am On Apr 12 |
Just 50 Million Naira? Truly, this Country can never ever get better. If you’re going into crime, just make sure you steal big so that you can have enough to buy the Judiciary and every cursed child of Belial that may accuse you of any wrongdoing. Abi they’re not cursed? If not, how can you grant this bastard such a meager amount for bail ? I’m certain there are some unscrupulous elements in the Presidency secretly pleading his cause. 11 Likes |
Romance / Re: Bianca wore this during date Night with kanye by Saturnalia(m): 11:11pm On Apr 09 |
Rexymania: I have no problem with the lady, Na the celebrity werey that is carrying her about that I blame. Look at Kanye’s outfit; always dressing like a lunatic welding personnel that forgot his welding equipment at home. 3 Likes |
Business / Re: 'Obituary': See What A Loan Shark Did To One Of Their Defaulters by Saturnalia(m): 7:55am On Apr 09 |
It goes both ways. Nigerians are the most insensitive & callous lots on the planet. Borrow them money and try to recover your money at the stipulated time, they will fight you and conjure up meaningless & stupid things like “Na money I borrow, I no kill person”. If I’m dealing with a Ghanaian, I stay attentive. If I’m dealing with a South Afrikan, I stay vigilant. But if I have any cause to deal with any Nigerian, I stay cautious, careful & circumspect. There is a virus in every Nigerian that compels them to prey on ANYTHING OR ANYBODY they come in contact with. Never use “God fearing and Nigerians” in the same sentence except you’re dealing with an Hausa from the North (I am talking from so many experiences). If you’re dealing with any Nigerian and he/she mistakenly mentions “God”, run away from such a person. Before the Naira depreciated badly against the Dollar, I go to the market to buy groceries. The stupid & the greedy market women were selling foodstuffs at an exorbitant rates that were even higher than the price MOST SUPERMARKETS were selling. Guess what? They blamed it on the Dollar. They would conjure up stupid phrases like “Nigeria Lo’n Pebi” meaning “Nigeria is what they call this place”. You see some greedy Car-Dealing nonentities selling “accidented” & “flooded” vehicles at mind boggling prices that can ALMOST buy you a “USED CLEAN TITLE” vehicles; and they blame it on the Dollar - EVEN NOW THAT THE DOLLAR IS RAPIDLY DEPRECIATING AGAINST THE NAIRA and IMPORT DUTIES have been reviewed downwards to stabilize the economy. I could go on and on. Ask yourself this question, if any of these Loan Shark Businesses were your own, what “debt recovery” method would you adopt in dealing with these callous Nigerians, who borrow money without the intention of ever paying back? In conclusion, I don’t blame these Loan Shark Companies. If you do not want to be humiliated by the Loan Sharks, THEN STAY AWAY FROM THEIR MONEY. Simple as ABC. 236 Likes 13 Shares |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Removes His Wife's Four Teeth After DNA Test Shows Negative by Saturnalia(m): 12:29pm On Apr 07 |
dawnomike: They have a saying in Chicago: “Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time, it's enemy action” 3 Likes |
Education / Re: 30 Deepest Truths by Saturnalia(m): 4:35pm On Apr 05 |
Celestialsword: 1.) We may be through with the past, but the past is not through with us. 2.) Man is a history-making creature who can neither repeat his past nor leave it behind. 3.) We cannot fling ourselves into the blank future; we can only call up images from the past. This being so, the important principle follows, that how many images we have largely depends on how much past we have. 4.) You have to know the past to understand the present. 5.) Study the past if you want to define the future. |
Travel / Re: Man Shows The Outdoor Camp Occupied By Hundreds Of Nigerians In Dublin (video) by Saturnalia(m): 3:08pm On Apr 02 |
I must japa, I must japa! Nigeria is not good, Nigeria is burning, Nigeria is on fire! Well, you will just Japa into your untimely death! And From frying Pan to Fire. I have said it times without number that the majority of those nonentities parroting the “Japa Mantra” are directionless school dropouts who have nothing productive to do with their miserable lives. It would be a tragedy if an educated & rational mind allows the “internet mob” misinform & mislead him into making decisions that will hurt him for the rest of his life. “Life is a race, if you don’t run fast, you’ll get trampled upon” NA LIE! If you MUST RUN FAST in anything you do, then MAKE SURE YOU’RE RUNNING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. Yes, me too - I will still Japa when the time is right, with all the required resources at my disposal. Not that I will go and sell my landed properties to relocate and become a destitute living inside a dog house on the street or in a refugee camp abroad! E no go happen! 27 Likes 7 Shares |
Autos / Re: Foreign Used Lamborghini Urus 2020 by Saturnalia(m): 1:49am On Apr 02 |
As a buyer, If the gearbox or steering rack of this machine develops fault, where will you start from? Mehn! Look at those G-Wagons bellowing silently at the background. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Breaking: Isreali Wareplanes Destroy Iranian consulate In Syria, Many Casualties by Saturnalia(m): 1:44am On Apr 02 |
Quelme: My prayer is for this proxy war to escalate and spread like wild fire all over Middle East, Europe, Asia & Amerika, so that everybody can rest. Axis of Evil vs Axis of Resistance. The Global Reset Button needs to be pushed now. 1 Like |
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Saturnalia(m): 11:50pm On Mar 31 |
Erenjp: “So Close” & “The Adventurers” are the movies that endeared me to Shu Qi. I enjoyed Kick Ass 1 more than its sequel - because of Mark Strong. |
Phones / Re: Samsung Galaxy S23 Ultra For Sale by Saturnalia(m): 2:52pm On Mar 30 |
Robisky001: The way the babe spread legs yakata ontop bed, I’m sure she was still completely n-aked as at the time guy man dey snap photo. Who knows whether, as the guy man dey hammer & wan cum, the babe tell am say she wan buy Bone Straight Hair” of 450k. No be every men get mind to resist & overcome the manipulations of “Bottom Power”. Especially Nairaland “Online Alpha”; wey be say if woman open pata for dem like this, their brain don fly go Mount Kilimanjaro. 3 Likes
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Celebrities / Re: 50cents Thought About Nigeria and Africa. by Saturnalia(m): 8:57pm On Mar 29 |
Fiddy is one of the realest Nigga I know. Yes, he’s uncouth and lacks emotional intelligence but he always calls a spade a spade. Earlier this month, 50 Cent teased a crowd at a show in Phoenix, saying, ”We don’t want too much love, you know what happened with Brother Love and Shiit,” referring to the new nickname Diddy adopted in 2017. Hedonistic personalities who go to these guys for help or favors usually end up bearing the brunt’s of their evil homosexual demeanors. I sincerely believe Diddy must have drilled the anus of Burna Boy. And why the fvck not? If Diddy could drill the anuses of Usher, Fabolous, Nelly, Meek Mill and other industry red necks, who tha fvck is Burna? An hungry local champion feeling funky because him be cultist? Look into the eyes of Diddy in this attached picture below. You would see the Dragon behind that facial mask. I mean, just gaze right into his eyes for a few seconds. The eyes are the window to the soul. If your spiritual antenna is up & running, you would know that Diddy indeed committed all those alleged atrocities leveled against him. Oloriburuku Omo Ale Adofuro. I just pity “all of you” that are running after celebrities up & down for help & movie roles. I hear Nollywood is one of their secret headquarters in Nigeria.
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Fashion / Re: Saudi Arabian Woman, Rumy Alqahtani Joins Miss Universe Beauty Pageant by Saturnalia(m): 7:29pm On Mar 28 |
This world is becoming funny. The Islamic Sphere is gradually evolving and gravitating towards social norms that were hitherto, tagged “HARAM”. Our brothers & sisters up North should emancipate themselves from the shackles of religion and mental slavery. In 2002, it was a “Beauty Pageant” such as this, that caused the bloody riots that razed both Kano and Kaduna to ashes. https://punchng.com/we-escaped-with-our-lives-not-our-belongings-credentials-victim-of-2002-miss-world-riots/?amp Now, your role models and the owners of the religion you carry for head like gala, are telling you that they’re now accommodating & indulging in Alcohol Consumption and Beauty Pageantry. In Nas voice: ”I’d Civilize Every Savage” 40 Likes 1 Share |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Will Not Attack NATO But F-16s Will Be Shot Down In Ukraine, Putin Says by Saturnalia(m): 1:15pm On Mar 28 |
This impending global war should start already. Enough of these repeated braggadocio. This was exactly how he messed up the Syrian War for Bashar Al-Assad. Putin gave Syria, the S-300 and S-400 Air Defense Systems but the Syrian Army is not permitted to use them to defend itself from Israel’s consistent bombardment. Israel hides away in Lebanon’s airspace and continues bombing targets in Syria unceasingly, thereby eroding previously achieved gains. It’s just like taking a step forward and then taking 50 steps backward. Yes! Bashar Al-Assad is still in power, but at what cost? A Pyrrhic Victory, if you ask me. If you want to fight NATO, get with it already and stop dilly-dallying like a kindergarten pupil. 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Travel / Re: Truck Suffers Brake Failure, Crushes Woman To Death In Lagos (Graphic) by Saturnalia(m): 9:47am On Mar 26 |
CockPit: Majority of these truck drivers are always driving under the influence of drugs, and that’s the reason they misbehave. If they investigate that truck now, you’ll discover the brakes are working perfectly fine. They usually just come up with the lies of “Brake Failure” to cover up their negligence. 39 Likes |
Crime / Re: Man Arrested In The US For Allegedly Eating Leg From Victim Of Train Accident by Saturnalia(m): 9:51am On Mar 23 |
Na wa ooo. Cannibalism don enter “AMELIKA” ? Bandwagons of “Japa” and “Saner Climes”, over to you. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Sowore Deletes Fake Okuama Reprisal Attack Video, Apologises To Army by Saturnalia(m): 7:26am On Mar 19 |
DiscoverID: You’re right. Chief of Army Staff died in a plane crash, only them were jubilating. Naira depreciated against the USD, only them were jubilating. Qatar declines proposed Business Investment Meeting with Nigeria, only them were jubilating. Nigerian Soldiers were gruesomely murdered & cannibalized in their region, only them were jubilating. Nigerian Army retaliated in good measure, now they’re crying foul. There’s nothing they did not do to disparage & drag Asari Dokubo on the internet for exposing their Albino-Terrorist-Messiah as a fraudulent porn-star, now they’re creating threads all over the forum in their futile attempt to rile Asari Dokubo against the Nigerian Army. Every enemy of Nigeria go lose last last. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: K1 De Ultimate Hits Back At Ex Drummer Who Accused Him Of Using Staff As Slaves by Saturnalia(m): 3:29pm On Mar 18 |
Aaaaarghmed: You are correct. He’s a very diabolical musician. Someone once told me that whenever Kwam-1 sings your praises, things will just start going down & awry for you. When Otunba Subomi Balogun passed away, he used “money & influence” to commandeer the title of Olori Omo Oba Akile Ijebu (Even though he does not belong to any of the 4 ruling houses namely: Gbelegbuwa, Anikinaiya, Fusengbuwa & Fidipote). He then organized massive “free food & drinks” at 4 strategic locations in Ijebu Ode (Lagos Garage, Obalende Garage, Ibadan Garage & Epe Garage). This is of course immediately after he completed his 7-day diabolical seclusion rituals. I could not help but shed “Volcanic Tears” for all the unfortunate souls that partook of that diabolical feast in any of those 4 locations, because their Destinies & Virtues would definitely never remain the same. 3 Likes |
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Saturnalia(m): 10:05am On Mar 17 |
Bongadu: Na Sharon Stone picture still dey surprise me. She just clocked 66 years in March.
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Politics / Re: What Business Is This Man Doing With These Number Of Phones (pic) by Saturnalia(m): 11:33pm On Mar 16 |
I can bet on my blokos that na Nairaland comments him dey read on that phone. 12 Likes 1 Share |
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Saturnalia(m): 9:57pm On Mar 15 |
TopeQs: While I did not enjoy Black Adam, I really love his roles in Rampage, Pain & Gain, Jungle Cruise & Hercules. I like Bautista but I just do not enjoy John Cena’s movies. 2 Likes 1 Share |
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