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Politics / Re: "Condemn The Mass Murder Genocide In Gaza" – Fani-Kayode Begs President Tinubu by Saturnalia(m): 10:09am On Nov 22, 2023 |
wonder233: E no go better for you and your entire useless family members. Did you not read where I stated that I am completely indifferent to whatever genocide that is ongoing in Israel & Gaza? Shey Benjamin Netanyahu and the Israelis na my family members dem be? Abi you see me say I dey support any religion or politician for that matter? I am not responsible for your comprehension problems. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: "Condemn The Mass Murder Genocide In Gaza" – Fani-Kayode Begs President Tinubu by Saturnalia(m): 7:16pm On Nov 21, 2023 |
SharingIsLife: Thank you for this statement. FFK is a garrulous animal that is always talking and issuing statements, not because he has anything to say, but just for the sake of talking. There was a time FFK relocated to Accra in Ghana and checked into a rehab to nurse his excessive cocaine-sniffing addiction. Now, I have reasons to believe that FFK hasn’t been cured of that drug addiction. If not, why would a nonentity like FFK use his right hand to praise Israel and gloat about her divine invincibility, and then suddenly turn around to call on President Tinubu to condemn the killing of his (FFK’s) favorite terrorists by the same Israel? To be clear, personally, I don’t give a fvck about what goes on in Gaza. If Israel likes, she can obliterate Hamas and Gaza, if Hamas likes, they can invite Hezbollah & the IRGC to annihilate Israel, I am not bothered a bit. In truth, my secret prayer has always been that either God or Satan should push the World Powers into launching a global-wide thermonuclear war on themselves or a gigantic meteorite twice the the size of Earth should collide with Earth, so that everybody can rest, because the chaotic situations ravaging all the continents, coupled with overpopulation is seriously deteriorating. But the thing is, I so much detest hypocrisy in my life. If you want to take a side on any issue, then be steadfast and never oscillate like a deranged lunatic. Attached are screenshots of FFK’s previous statements, in his hallucinations, calling on Israel to wipe out Hamas from the face of the Earth. Now, he has suddenly become the defender of Hamas or maybe he’s just trying to get the attention of President Tinubu in nominating him for a ministerial slot. How a Cocaine-sniffing nonentity like FFK became an Aviation Minister in a land that has Kings and Chiefs (Ni ilu to loba, to ni ijoye) is still a wonder, and has never stopped baffling me. 79 Likes 7 Shares
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Pets / Re: Dubai-Based Businessman And His Pet Lions by Saturnalia(m): 4:41pm On Nov 21, 2023 |
You these hungry bloggers, can’t you just post your YouTube videos without killing us with your repulsive voice? You shalaye for more than half of the run time of your entire video. Why then are you posting the video? Kuku go and record an album because you want to tell us about an Emirati Billionaire and his pet lions. We are not blind, we clicked on your link to watch your videos and not to hear explanations on how Mungo Park buried Lord Luggard. If to say na sweet female voice sef, I for no mind but with that your hoarse voice wey be like person wey just smoke igbo and drink garri & Kuli-Kuli on top. This is very annoying. Keep shut, post your video and keep quiet. Nigerians too dey over do. 152 Likes 14 Shares |
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Saturnalia(m): 11:50pm On Nov 20, 2023 |
This is the third time I am posting this. I hope I don’t get banned by the anti-spam for this since I have modified my post. 1.) The Inglorious Basterds 2009 - 8/10. The portrayal of Hitler’s demise was at variance with historical records. 2.) Django Unchained 2012 - 9/10. Leonardo DiCaprio is a natural born talent. The scene where he wanted to shatter the skull of Broomhilda with a hammer got me apprehensive. I never like Jamie Fox until I watched this movie. I almost shed tears for Broomhilda when she was brought out from that underground enclosure completely n-aked. Samuel L. Jackson na mad man, but I understand that he was just doing his job by acting. 3.) The Green Hornet 2011 - 8/10. I don’t know why I love this movie so much. This movie sweet die! What do all these 3 movies have in common? Yes, you guessed right. Christophe Waltz. His villainous persona is unrivaled. Cheerio! 1 Like 1 Share
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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Must Fire Ribadu Now, Unfit For NSA by Saturnalia(m): 5:00pm On Nov 19, 2023 |
First of all, why didn’t you include the identity of this brain-dead nuisance that is pushing for Ribadu’s exit, so that we can curse his entire lineage & generations with irreversible curse. Did Buhari not bankrupt Nigeria? $1.5Billion Dollars turnaround maintenance to service the Portharcourt Refinery was approved by this illiterate cow herder from Daura just few months before he vacated the Presidency. https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/449474-breaking-fec-approves-1-5-billion-for-repair-of-port-harcourt-refinery.html?tztc=1 When I saw the news, I shouted my lungs out on Nairaland but my post was deleted. Is the Portharcourt Refinery now functioning? Answer me! This is just one out of hundreds of conduits that this illiterate Cow Herder who should never have smelt the seat of the Presidency, used in bankrupting Nigeria. What about all the Billions of Dollars this fura-drinking illiterate collected as loans? Where are the projects he executed with those loans? Tunde Sabiu, his nephew, who was a recharge card seller in Katsina before Buhari became President, now owns a Private Jet with Hundreds of Billions of Naira in his Bank accounts. https://saharareporters.com/2023/04/30/exclusive-buharis-billionaire-nephew-tunde-sabiu-posted-uk-national-intelligence-agency But Nuhu Ribadu is your problem? Abi? If you and your entire family are stupid & brain-dead, I am not - idiot! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by Saturnalia(m): 3:59am On Nov 19, 2023 |
You have 1,968 topics in your profile. I am guessing 95% of these topics are centered on seeking validation with your useless profile picture. One would have easily concluded that you’re an attention-starved teenager who just began her menstruation, but looking at your picture, (if that is really you), I was torn between shedding tears for you or just minding my business as usual, because I imagined that if you were to be my younger sister or a family member, I would have no choice than to confine you to a mental sanitarium - for obvious reasons. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Woman Caught After Spending $10.4m Mistakenly Paid To Her Acct (pics/video) by Saturnalia(m): 12:32pm On Nov 18, 2023 |
JASONjnr: Things do not always go as planned. Now, let me analyze how you would eventually end up in the EFCC cell with your watery plan. The person you would contact at the NIMC would get greedy and demand $3Million from the whole bounty, since he knows it’s a lifetime opportunity. I trust you, you that mistakenly landed a jackpot that doesn’t belong to you would resist and fight harder, even more than the legitimate owner of the bounty would have fought. Now, let us assume that common sense prevails and you succumb to the greed of your NIMC’s contact. Where will you register for the new BVN? A Bank? Hahahaaaaa! Na for there, EFCC go grab you. Do you know why Bankers are called “Emperors of Greed” ? Your contact in the Bank would have to settle up to 8 other contacts within the Bank before what you want can get done. At the end of the day, you might not even get up to a Million Dollars out of the entire bounty because they would make you realize how risky it is for them to get caught. That same greed that is motivating you to scheme $10.4Million erroneously paid into your account is the same geed that will bury you when you come in contact with the Emperors of Greed. You no go see Ghana, talk less of Europe. 86 Likes 19 Shares |
Politics / Re: Some Loot Recovered From Gen. Sani Abacha and Family- Statisense by Saturnalia(m): 8:41am On Nov 15, 2023 |
SoNature: What illiterates like you do not know is that the Bill Gates you’re promoting in your blissful ignorance wants you and your family dead and buried so that the World Population can be reduced drastically to under 3 Billion people. Their so called Foundations they set up to fight diseases & poverty are actually set up to finance your destruction through GMO’s and Terrorism and other depopulation schemes all over the Globe. If you’re not an illiterate, by now, you would have atleast read about or watch on YouTube “The Agenda 21 Eugenics” where Bill Gates said the World Population will be cut by 25% through drugs administration. Why did you think Bill Gates invested heavily in COVID-19 Vaccines? Most of the people who took the COVID-19 Vaccines are either dead or currently battling a life-threatening ailment. Why did you think Bill Gates invested heavily in MOSANTO? Because he loves the world more than your father & mother? I am NEVER in support of our kleptomaniac leaders looting our common patrimony and taking them abroad, but don’t spew nonsense & gibberish on social media just to buttress your useless points. Wole Soyinka was right when he said the social media is creating new generation of illiterates. 1 Like
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Business / Re: Neveah Limited Redeems N2.04 Billion Series 13 Commercial Paper Issuance At Matu by Saturnalia(m): 7:34pm On Nov 08, 2023 |
forgiveness: It simply means that this is a sponsored advert designed to lure gullible people into investing in this fictitious company just to swindle them INDIRECTLY out of their money. Same trick, different flavor. If you have to invest in any Nigerian company in this critical failing & volatile economy, my brother, you better consult Sango first to help you scatter the envious enemies of progress within & around you, then hire Imams to recite suratul Yaasin for you for 3 days non-stop, then consult Ayelala to help dismantle all the witchcraft barricades around you, otherwise na back to square zero you dey go so. Don’t bother to go to Church because those ones will collect half of your investment money. Multinational Companies are closing shops all over the Country, and you want to risk losing your limited amount of money in doing trial & error with unknown local Companies? I no spoil anybody business oooo, I just dey minister to my people as “AblanathanalbA IAŌ Sabaoth” led me in my spirit. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Phones / Re: How Do I Stop Unknown International Numbers From Calling Me by Saturnalia(m): 10:05pm On Nov 07, 2023 |
The annoying thing is that they do not call. They would just flash my number when I am deeply asleep around 3am. It’s the reason I now put my phone on silent mode whenever I’m going to bed. 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: Obidients Knock Rufai Oseni For Calling Datti Emotionally Immature by Saturnalia(m): 9:53pm On Nov 07, 2023 |
RenaissanceGuy: Apt! This was exactly what happened to FFK & Reno Omokri. They thought they were doing Buhari. 22 Likes 4 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Moves On, Yanks Off Mohbad’s Photo, Name From His Instagram by Saturnalia(m): 9:47pm On Nov 07, 2023 |
Where are all the dolts shouting “Justice For Mohbad” up & down ? I am neutral here. If Naira Marley likes, make him kill him signees; if him signees like, make dem kill Marley, E no concern me. When dem dey smoke dem igbo together, fvck olosho together, pop champagne together, eat isi-ewu together, none of them call me to come follow dem enjoy. Why I go come dey carry somebody wahala for my head? In this Country wey wahala no dey ever finish? For this Country, if your assailants get money, snap pictures with Governors and know Commissioner of Police; dem go kill you waka and nothing go happen. The Social Media will buzz & make noise for 3 months, and after that - you’re on your own. If you like, go and join cultists, armed robbers & kidnappers to dey flex up & down; when the time comes for your comeuppance, na only you go dey lick your wound by yourself. I go just read your news for Nairaland frontpage & mind my business as usual. Afterall, Ancient wisdom teaches that Action begets Reaction; Cause begets Effects; And Sequence begets Consequence. Eni ti ko ni iya ki i d'egbo eyin. One who has no mother would give himself brain not to sustain wounds on his back. If una like, make una no get sense. 3 Likes |
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Saturnalia(m): 5:21pm On Nov 04, 2023 |
armadeo: Thanks |
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Saturnalia(m): 5:21pm On Nov 04, 2023 |
oyaskii: Ok, thanks. |
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Saturnalia(m): 12:26pm On Nov 04, 2023 |
oyaskii: Thanks. It seems the Movie has 2 episodes. Could you please help me with the link to the second episode? |
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Saturnalia(m): 10:20am On Nov 04, 2023 |
armadeo: Thank you for your response. It looks like the movie but the run time of the actual movie is almost or over 3hours if I remember correctly but this one you posted is just 1hour 25 minutes. Please, could you help me source for a direct link for the whole movie? Not YouTube. Thanks. |
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Saturnalia(m): 2:55am On Nov 04, 2023 |
WriterNig abduleez1 oyaskii Please guys, I need you to help me with the download link for this beautiful movie in 480p. The movie has five different titles. Dark Kingdom: The Dragon King - 2005 Ring of the Nibelungs Die Nibelungen Curse of the Ring Sword of Xanten. I have been looking for it for more than 3 months without success. I watched it once on DVD around 2008 but I need to have it in my digital archive. This film sweet die! Thank you. |
Religion / Re: She Lured Him Into Sex, And This Finally Happened To Him by Saturnalia(m): 9:02am On Oct 29, 2023 |
Una don start with una useless fabricated & concocted stories early this morning? Don’t you people have important things in your lives to do or ruminate over? Fred was a very intelligent and talented guy yen yen yen! Who send am message? 45 Likes |
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Saturnalia(m): 2:27pm On Sep 24, 2023 |
Vin Diesel is one of the few brilliant actors I love & respect until I watched “Fast X”. You see, one thing I have realized in life is that “Wealth” or “Too Much Money” makes you lazy and then you start declining at some point. After I watched “Fast X”, I knew my days of hunting for his movies were over, because his stunning acting versatility that magnetized me to him has severely declined. I first came across Vin Diesel around 2004 when I watched X X X (Triple X - 2002). I fell in love with his persona instanta, and I started hunting for his movies. I watched “A Man Apart - 2003” and I liked him more. But when I watched The Chronicles of Riddick around 2007. My love & respect for him shot up astronomically to 92%. I saw a few chapters of the Fast and Furious franchise, although I enjoyed them a little but they were no where close to The Chronicles of Riddick. My love & respect for him began dwindling when I saw the Fast & Furious installments. The Plots barely made any sense to me and all the fighting sequences were mediocre at best. The only Fast & Furious installment that I enjoyed and love above the rest was the “Furious 7”, and that was simply because of Jason Statham bad-ass persona. I still love & respect Vin Diesel but just not like before. The “Fast X” really made me not to cherish & respect him like I used to. My love for him has tanked to 32%. If not for my love for Babylon A.D, it would have tanked further to 18%. Nevertheless, In memory of all the good flicks of Vin Diesel that I have seen, I recommend the following beautiful movies that I enjoyed the Most. 1.) The Chronicles of Riddick - 2004 This movie came early. It should have been produced & released in 2025. The plot, the suspense, the fight sequences, the Vfx, Omo, this film too dey sweet my belle. The casts were just too perfect. I rate this movie 9/10. 2.) Riddick - 2013 This is a sequel to The Chronicles of Riddick and although it is not as interesting as its prequel but it is very good and enjoyable. I rate this movie 7.5/10. 3.) X X X: Return of Xander Cage - 2017 To be sincere, I love this movie because of Donnie Yen and Deepika Padukone. I just kept fantasizing about this Deepika. Mounting & riding her from behind like the Chariot of Jehu while chanting “Atharath Thaurath” has always been one of my burning desires. Make I get my Billions of Euros first, gbogbo won ti daran. I go just dey give dem belle dey go. Very nice & enjoyable movie. I rate it 8/10. 4.) Babylon A. D - 2008 Now, this movie is my all time best flick of Vin Diesel. This movie sweet die! In fact, I can barely remember any scene in any of the Fast & Furious installments, but almost all the scenes in this beautiful movie “Babylon A. D. are stuck to my memory, due to how much I love it. Mehn! This movie sweet die! I rate this movie 9.5/10. That’s all for today. Cheers! 6 Likes 2 Shares
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Autos / Re: Ford Edge 2015 Model, by Saturnalia(m): 5:34pm On Sep 23, 2023 |
Some of you are just annoyingly dishonest, dubious & stupid. Why is it difficult for an average Nigerian to be truthful & sincere in their dealings? That is how you will see some stupid illiterates advertising cars on here with “2012/2013 Toyota or Lexus”. Why can’t you just come clean and say or write it as it is? It’s either the vehicle is 2012 Model or 2013 Model. It can never be both at the same time. Now, ask this illiterate to Google “2015 Ford Edge” and see for himself whether the vehicle that will be displayed on Google is the same as this fraud he posted. 4 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Gruesome Murder Of The Roman Emperor - Julius Caesar (Throwback) by Saturnalia(m): 4:12pm On Sep 23, 2023 |
Racoon: True |
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Saturnalia(m): 12:38am On Sep 21, 2023 |
1.) Australia 2008 - 8/10. This is the movie that endeared me to Nicole Kidman. The first time I watched this movie was in 2011. It is simply one of the most beautiful movies ever made. 2.) Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time 2010 - 8.5/10. In my opinion, this movie is the best flick that Jake Gyllenhaal has ever acted in. Alfred Molina made me love this movie with his repetitive chant of: “Have I Told You About The Ngbaka? “ Toby Kebbell is another amazing guy. I first came across this brilliant actor in RocknRolla 2008; I didn’t like him much. Then I saw him again in Ben Hur 2016; He did a wonderful job; But in this movie, the way he kept on roaring & bellowing while chasing after Jake Gyllenhaal is always killing me. 3.) The Pink Panther 1 (2006) & 2 (2009) - 7/10. Since I added these flicks into my archive in 2010, I have never been tired of watching these two movies. In the 2nd Part, the Vatican Scene is always killing me with laughter. 4 Likes
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Politics / Re: Atiku Files Appeal Against Tribunal Judgment At The Supreme Court by Saturnalia(m): 3:09pm On Sep 19, 2023 |
Customer Dada Ni. At least, his lawyers and their families will chop belle full. I did not vote for anybody because I knew all of them are the same; but anybody that thinks Tinubu will be unseated from the Presidency is simply suffering from: Schizo-Gyro-Cybro-Biafranulosis. 16 Likes 4 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: See How Zeenolisky Mourns Mohbad by Saturnalia(m): 2:22pm On Sep 17, 2023 |
kingthreat: Thank you very much for this education. Majority of them are illiterates or secondary school dropouts without any iota of gray-matter in their rotten skull. Go to the Nairaland’s front page and see how they always constitute nuisances while disgracing their generations - all in their bid to gather useless “likes” and feel among and to portray themselves as useless “woke baboons”. In my village, we have an adage. Agba ofifo lo ma n’dun Gbagaun Gbagaun Empty barrels make the loudest noise. Thank you once again for schooling the nitwit. 2 Likes |
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Saturnalia(m): 8:07pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
I love this movie. Brings back a lot of memories (especially that Christina Milian song “Believer” ). John Travolta, Cedric & André 3000 killed it. Be Cool 2005 - 8/10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do6stckjOOU 2 Likes
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Car Talk / Re: Clear And Sound Passat Cc 2012 For Sale by Saturnalia(m): 11:02pm On Aug 31, 2023 |
Anytime you see or hear these statements coming from ANY Nigerian; “Clear and Sound” Or “Two Months Used” Or “Toks Standard” And most especially “Nothing To Fix” My brother, you better give yourself brain and Ben Johnson right away, because out of over 200Million Nigerians, trust me, only 5 of them are honest, truthful & sincere. You can take my words to the World Bank. |
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Saturnalia(m): 12:17pm On Aug 01, 2023 |
Purvan: You mean 2003? I can’t find any movie titled Thirteen released in 2004. I prefer the “13” released in 2010 BTW. |
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Saturnalia(m): 8:21pm On Jul 21, 2023 |
Douglad: Same here. |
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