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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Saturnalia(m): 9:53pm On Jul 13, 2023
1.) Asteroid City 2023 (-2/10). I meant minus 2 over 10.

Useless movie. Don’t waste your data. The French Dispatch - 2021 was way more sensible & interesting.

2.) Point Break 2015 - 9/10. This is the kind of movie I am looking for.

I downloaded more than 22 Hollywood movies within the last 4days, and only 3 of those movies are still in my archive.

Hollywood has become so watery & overrated. It seems every every Tom, Dick & Harry with a little change are competing to bore us to death with their predictable, and in most cases senseless childish movies.

3.) Unfaithful 2002 - 8.5/10. I didn’t know I would enjoy this movie because it was a bit boring at the beginning but mehn, I love this movie die! A lot of valuable lessons to be learned.

4.) Darkest Hour 2017 - 9/10. This is the kind of exceptional movie that will leave you completely mesmerized.

“Then out spake brave Horatius, Captain of the Gate: To every man upon this Earth; Death cometh soon or late. And how can man die better; Than facing fearful odds, For the ashes of his fathers, And the temples of his Gods.”

I fist came across this beautiful quote in that movie “Oblivion - 2013 (My best & most favorite Tom Cruise Movie Ever), until I saw it again in Darkest Hour. See plot, see suspense, see tension, see adrenaline pumping, mehn this movie sweet die!

As for the rest of those overrated movies such as Fast X, Transformers: Rise of the Beast and that nonsensical Guardians of the Galaxy; Fiam, Fiam, Fiam! Na so I just dey delete them commot from my device! Useless movies with wack plots wasting my precious data for nothing.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Saturnalia(m): 10:58pm On Jul 08, 2023
The Man with the Iron Heart - 2017.

The assassination of “Reinhard Heydrich” came at a very high cost to the Czech Resistance Forces.

This movie tells a more better story from both warring sides (Heydrich’s and the Czech Resistance’s) than it was told in “Anthropoid - 2016”.

Mehnnnn! I doubt the genocide committed by the German Army across Europe during the WW2 can be rivaled by any other in the history of mankind.

The way I am thirsty for all these Nazi Movies ehn; my spirit is telling me, I was a high ranking official of the Reichsführer-SS, perhaps Himmler. grin

I rate this beautiful movie 8.5/10.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Saturnalia(m): 8:52pm On Jun 24, 2023
xynerise:
grin

I dey tell you. Hollywood no go kill person. grin

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Family / Re: Lagos Court Grants Wives Equal Rights Over Husbands’ Properties by Saturnalia(m): 6:07pm On May 30, 2023
jahsharon:


The female judge is MAD. This case will get to the Supreme Court. So all a woman need to do in her life is to fucck a man, then she automatically owns half of his life’s hard work.

E no go better for her Mama. Na motor go jam her

Hahahaha! grin Laugh wan tear my belle.

As I was reading the whole drama, I just dey vex, dey nod my head.

By the time I was done reading the whole nonsense story, I said to myself; No woman will ever live with me in my house. If she like, make she born Zidruplets for me, I go rent 3bedroom apartment for her and the children.

And if I wan fvck her, I go go the rented apartment go dey fvck her for there.

E be like say this Amerikan wokeness or is it wokism don dey take style enter Naija.

E no go better for all of them! True True!
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Saturnalia(m): 6:37pm On May 15, 2023
We Were Soldiers - 2002.

This movie bloody sweet die! grin

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Saturnalia(m): 11:47am On May 11, 2023
There Will Be Blood - but not my own blood, but the putrid blood of all my enemies & adversaries in the mighty & glorious name of: Totrosia Zurtak Totrakhiel Tophgar Ashrawwilia Zebhodiel Zoharariel Tandiel Shekhadhozia Dehibiron Adiriron YAH - The Lord God of Israel!

My point is, this movie “There Will Be Blood - 2007” sweet die! grin

You can check its approval ratings on Google.

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Crime / Re: $268,000 Fraud: EFCC Arrests Yahoo Boy At His Luxury Hotel In Delta State by Saturnalia(m): 11:18am On May 11, 2023
isabi2lof:
Nobody fit oppress me for this life , if e sure for you , show me your way ?

Not only that, the book of Proverbs 13:11 says it all.

Wealth gotten by vanity shall be diminished;. But he that gathereth by labor shall have increase.

Below is another translation.

Dishonest money dwindles away, but whoever gathers money little by little makes it grow.

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Politics / Re: Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour's Wife, Ify, Slams 'Bigots'; Her Father Gets Dragged by Saturnalia(m): 12:11pm On Apr 08, 2023
Putindbutt:
They gave her her father's receipt, Lagos would give you the home training you lacked from home. She'd no longer say a word till she relocates back to her village with her ipob husband. They make the loudest noise on social media yet have the darkest secrets in their cupboards.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Saturnalia(m): 10:43am On Apr 02, 2023
WriterNig:
🎥 Downfall (2004) = 9.5/10 ✔️

Adolf Hitler's last days in his Bunkerfuhrer.

Need more Nazi/Hitler movie suggestions. 🙂








Comrade, I concur with your 9.5/10 rating on this movie. This Movie sweet die! grin

This is the reason I prefer watching old movies - anything from 1990 to 2014. Only a handful of the latest movies tickle my fancy.

BTW, try to watch these movies. I’d like to see your ratings on these Movies.

1.) The Hunt for Red October - 1990

2.) Enemy At The Gate - 2001

3.) Chicago - 2002

4.) Kingdom of Heaven - 2005

5.) Body of Lies - 2008

6.) Once in the Desert - 2022

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Saturnalia(m): 9:26pm On Mar 29, 2023
DOyaskii:
I could only pull the Gdrive link for the 720p. The only link i have for the 480p is a Mega link, so i don't know if you know your way around that particular cloud service.

480p https://mega.nz/file/6qYlzS4a#TGI0DytyB0XJH7dYxesrq4JgHL5xlvVCCJ5koZQn4qo

720p

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Dmta7p8lja860A-UAXpyYwaUpi1svj45/view

Thank you DOyaskii and Dotng. I’m very grateful.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Saturnalia(m): 12:10pm On Mar 29, 2023
DOyaskii:
Avatar: The Way of Water 2022.
This is the 3rd highest grossing movie of all time and as it has become available digitally, it is a must see.
The movie features heavy CGI and a long run time, so it is an enconder nightmare. Below are some links with "reasonable sizes" that with quality and size file in mind to cater for all categories so that you can enjoy the stunning beauty of this movie immersive cinematography!

480p file size: 850mb https://drive.google.com/file/d/1BiHbv9I6NxQyEXh77qaBMA_aFKPI15Ih/view?usp=drivesdk

720p File size: 992mb https://drive.google.com/file/d/1bQEzFfFEIAr4erq-NkW-y-YtBBYrQt82/view?usp=drivesdk

720p File size: 2.92gb prestine quality https://drive.google.com/file/d/1y8SkIHWmsrhkbdPRIEZpdHmjCho74PKD/view?usp=drivesdk

1080p File Size: 5.7GB premium quality, especially if you have a high end device, suitable for UHD tv. https://drive.google.com/file/d/137lv4XI9iUZOScVT4dYTYa-skr0hp4Eo/view?usp=drivesdk


The 4K UHD file is still too messy and the size over bloated for now, will update as soon as it becomes available if need be.

Enjoy and Shalom fellow Sailors ☠️😁





Comrades, please I need someone to help me download this movie:

DOWNFALL - 2004 (Allegedly The Best Adolf Hitler Movie) in 480P on Google Drive or any other platform and then post the download link here on this thread - for me to download.

I have been looking for it for some time now without any success.

Thank you.

CC: DOyaskii , Baddestguyp , Abduleez1 , ShaqFu and others.
Romance / Re: How I saved an Innocent girl from A Father Christmas In My Area!! (graphic Pics) by Saturnalia(m): 4:19pm On Dec 27, 2022
Dimples2022:
tongue Nairaland , the home of shi that never happened

It is funny actually but the OP is the Father Christmas. He staged this nonsense just to get attention from Nairaland’s front page. grin

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TV/Movies / Re: What Are Your Best Christmas Movies? by Saturnalia(m): 4:41pm On Dec 25, 2022
Mine is Reindeer Games (2000 film) - Ben Affleck & Charlize Theron.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Should Kayode Do? by Saturnalia(m): 1:05pm On Dec 14, 2022
Kayode should receive sense and use his tongue to count his teeth.

The HoD and Peter are Church members and in every Church, there’s Church politics.

The Nigerian brand of Christians are extremely wicked & worse than the Muslims.

If I’m ever given the task to eradicate religion in Nigeria, I would start with the Church because Oloriburuku ni gbogbo won from top to bottom.

According to their Holy Book, judgement will start from the Church. E get why.

They will be hiding under the powerless blood of Jesus to perpetrate their witchcraft activities.

Every Sunday, you see them in their various Churches, looking clean & appearing like Angels, but - beneath that facade lies the most obnoxious & malignant hearts darker than charcoal and souls dyed in perpetual callousness - using their little influence, wealth & money to hound & witch-hunt any unfortunate individual that are unlucky to work within & around them.

Why else do you think Nigeria keep retrogressing in every aspect inspite of the millions of Churches that litter every nooks & crannies of our rotten society?

Show me any Nigerian Christian that is Christ-Like or behaves like Jesus Christ and I will show you the kingdom of Heaven.

If Kayode likes, let him not resign and go buy himself a car and drive independently on Bolt & Uber before those bastards devour the best of his years.

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