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Romance / Re: Why Dangote Does Not Have Any Son? by Saturnalia(m): 7:39am |
He has an adopted son called Abdulrahman Fasasi. |
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Is Pushing Voters Away From Tinubu by Saturnalia(m): 4:01am |
SadiqBabaSani: How many voters voted for Tinubu in the South East? The last time I checked, in the last election, both APC & PDP got “ZERO” votes in the South East while Peteru Giringori’s Labour Party got 100% of the votes but of course, there was no rigging in the South East - according to your people. Rigging only occurred in all the 5 Geopolitical Zones outside the South East - according to your people. Besides, why are you so worried and using PANADOL on behalf of Tinubu? Why can’t you just focus on your own candidate? I support Reno Omokri 100% for bursting your bubble of propaganda & lies. 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Owner Of Mainland Oil And Gas Prince Chris Odinaka Igwe Opens Fire on Dog in VGC by Saturnalia(m): 6:44pm On May 12 |
Cooletempa: Me sef tire oooo. Their gri-gri & gra-gra no get part 2. If security agents arrest him now for unlawful possession of firearms or for constituting nuisance like that i-mbecile that was shouting “TILUMBU TILUMBU on IBOM Air flight; his people will start making noise on Arise TV and on Twitter that he is being persecuted because he’s from BIAFLA. 5 Likes
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Religion / Re: Muslim Man Criticised After Sharing Photos Of Him And His Christian Wife Praying by Saturnalia(m): 9:31pm On May 11 |
My comment is directed to that charlatan called “Ghost2024247”. He says Islam forbids this kind of relationship; maybe he does not know that Saudi Arabia (the champion & the epicenter of Islam - where these holier-than-thou hypocrites go to slam their coconut heads on the pavement every year), has now lifted the ban on “Alcohol Consumption” and “Beauty Pageantry” which were hitherto, forbidden in Islam. Perhaps, somebody should explain to these “Holy Religious Masquerades” that are always united in their hypocritical condemnations while serving their own thirst for blood, murder & mayhem; that Humanity is the best religion for mankind. 2 Likes |
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Saturnalia(m): 8:07pm On May 11 |
WriterNig: This movie is half Hollywood - half Yoruba. Just kidding. |
Politics / Re: Jimoh Ibrahim Asks Court To Nullify Ondo APC Governorship Primary by Saturnalia(m): 7:35am On May 11 |
Donald7610: Yes, Jimoh Ibrahim and FFK both have these attributes. |
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Saturnalia(m): 7:34am On May 11 |
OhBritannia: “Like a captive cast to the bottom of a deep, dry well, I know not who I am, nor what awaits me. Yes, it’s clear to me that in this cruel and obstinate struggle with satan, I’m fated to emerge victorious. Then the mind and matter shall fuse in perfect harmony. And the reign of universal will shall begin.” Seagull. Act 1. The play within the play. Anna - 2019 is one of my best movies EVER! This film sweet die! 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Scammer Tracked To Uromi Edo State by Saturnalia(m): 8:25am On May 10 |
Chicagograduate: Why are you surprised? The difference between the Nigerian Police and Armed Robbers is just the faded uniform they wear. @OP - Go to Twitter and tag “Benjamin Hundeyin” & “PoliceNG” and post exactly what you have posted here, there. Dem no born their Papa well make dem no respond, dem go wan do eye-service to show they’re competent. 2 Likes |
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Saturnalia(m): 11:37pm On May 09 |
I did not know that this film sweet like this. I have been watching this particular scene intermittently for more than 2hours. This song really touched my soul. It’s just as if it awakened something inside of me. You see, this is what you can never get from Nollywood; In a scene like this, Nollywood would rather play you Davido or one nonsense song that will bore you to death. Hugh Grant; Oh my Hugh Grant! This bastard is a mo’fvcking genius. Let me watch it like 5 more times before I go to bed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2CzCFpz83Y 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Just Revealed That She’s Dating Flavour by Saturnalia(m): 8:48pm On May 09 |
slipperyanus07: Husband ke? Habaa! Her ToTo mileage never enter red naa; it is still in the range of 17,500km. Even Tiwa with her ToTo mileage wey don pass 53,000km enter marriage and she commot enter street again. Even their overall Mother in the “Oldest Profession Industry” ; Toke, after she was dumped by the “Bankrupted Dr. Fadeyi Oloro” ; her ToTo mileage and my neighbor Toyota Camry Pencil are in the same category - 370,000km. She do Yansh surgery, breast surgery and even rectum surgery. I hear say na Dubai market she dey run now. But this particular one, Na for brothel she go end up las las. No talk say you hear am for my mouth. 2 Likes 1 Share |
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Saturnalia(m): 7:51am On May 09 |
Westman001: “The blood memories of this wretched creature have shown me that your treachery knows no bound.” “Why would I listen to your lies, when the journey to the truth is so much sweeter? “ I do not like watching Horror movies but “Underworld: Evolution - 2006” dope die! I equally love “Underworld: The Rise of the Lycans - 2009”. For your recommendations, try watching these: 1.) John Carpenter’s Vampires - 1998 2.) Van Helsing - 2004. 3.) Operation Overlord - 2018. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: “Don’t Judge Me”- Slay Queen Says As She Causes Stir Online With Her Round Ny@sh by Saturnalia(m): 7:13am On May 09 |
ForValour: She is actually looking for customers just like that BBNaija Phyna that advertised her d-oggy prowess in bikini. Economy is hard and you must sell what you have to get what you want. 172 Likes 9 Shares |
Crime / Re: Leah Sharibu Married To Two Boko Haram Leaders, Now Has Two Kids – 'repentant' T by Saturnalia(m): 6:07pm On May 08 |
Na wa ooo. Upon all the intercessory prayers offered on behalf of this girl? All her classmates that were kidnapped together with her were released by Boko Haram. She was told by Boko Haram to renounce her faith and deny Jesus but she refused. https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2018/mar/24/boko-haram-kept-one-dapchi-nigeria-girl-who-refused-to-deny-her-christianity Now, Jesus and his 144,000 Angels and 24 Elders were nowhere to be found when this gullible, naive & indoctrinated girl was being r-aped by Boko Haram commanders. Wisdom is profitable to direct. I really empathize with her Parents. 12 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo On A Wheelchair Again In Asia, Where Is He Going To? He's Searching by Saturnalia(m): 7:10am On May 07 |
oz4real83: You’re right. Including the reactions of the ancestors of Lamidi Kanu that was busy ordering the destruction of Government Infrastructures and assassination of innocent people that were indifferent to his misguided call for secession; While also using the BIAFLA MONTHLY LEVY for carrying assorted Olosho within & outside Nigeria. Oh! Less I forget, Lamidi Kanu said he gave Asari Dokubo 20 Million Naira. Asari Dokubo challenged Lamidi Kanu to provide proof of the money transfer. Since then, rather than providing the evidence, his minions have been attacking & insulting Asari Dokubo at any slightest opportunity. Except: ”You alleged that you gave me N20 million, video doesn’t lie. When I stated it last year leading to election, you were so cowardly not to respond to me. You sent your followers to respond to me and they said a lot of things and I demanded the evidence that I demanded N20 million from you.” https://dailypost.ng/2021/07/04/youre-a-conman-i-told-you-id-smoke-you-out-asari-dokubo-mocks-nnamdi-kanu/ 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Business / Re: Landmark Reopens After FG Demolished Beach Front Facilities by Saturnalia(m): 6:38am On May 07 |
You mean their $200 Million demolished property has suddenly resurrected? Awon oniro oshi. Always chasing stupid clouts with everything, thinking everybody is as dumb & gullible as their people who believed Buhari was a clone named Jubril El Sudani. Unlike some people, we magnify, investigate & filter any nonsense news before digesting it. 49 Likes 5 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Kicks Against House Demolition In Lagos by Saturnalia(m): 8:54am On May 06 |
Slytiger: Leave the werey make she dey cap nonsense. Socrates said “without rules we are nothing but animals.” John Wick - “without rules, we’d live with the animals. You’re building houses on drainage channels and you expect the Government not to demolish your houses? That little money you don’t want to spend in conducting a due diligence report with the building approval body will eventually cost you your entire building. And that is when you will start making senseless noises in the media that the Government demolished your buildings because you’re from a particular tribe or region. If you cannot abide by simple rules & regulations, then relocate back to your village where you will become friends with your village monkeys, squirrels & alligators. 25 Likes 4 Shares |
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Sleep Off After Kidnapping Pastor’s Wife In Ondo by Saturnalia(m): 2:19pm On May 05 |
Eagleee11: Yes, prayer works but in this particular case, did you not read the body of the article where it is boldly written that: ”It was gathered that the effect of hard drugs taken by the kidnappers made them to fall asleep.” ? |
Politics / Re: Who Has Bewitched Our Beloved America? By Fani-kayode by Saturnalia(m): 8:07am On May 05 |
Blame the Jews that have their iron leash on the neck of every Amerikan POLICYMAKER - Past, Present & Future. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Land Dispute: Police Release Ajudua On Bail by Saturnalia(m): 4:25am On May 05 |
Toooh! Na una go tire. As far as I could remember, Fred Ajudua has been balling since the era of I.B.B. Well grounded Fraudsters like Ajudua that could defraud a whole Chief of Army Staff (General Ishaya Bamaiyi) is not a small fish that should be handled with kid gloves. The problem of Nigeria is deeply rooted. You say you want to fight corruption and eradicate crime, yet you’re only plucking the leaves and cutting some few branches instead of using bulldozer to excavate the entire root of the “Tree of Corruption” and then set it ablaze. Fred Ajudua has powerful contacts within & outside the corridors of Power. Do not forget that he was once a practicing Lawyer. There’s no Court that could put away the likes of Fred Ajudua in this Country. As one Court is sentencing him, another will be setting him free. Guess who went to get his bail? Senator Ned Nwoko. Now, you should begin to get the picture. 90 Likes 8 Shares |
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Saturnalia(m): 12:36am On May 04 |
WriterNig: I swear, I am in love with this woman because what is in her head is extremely valuable, but why she would act this kinda movie is just beyond me. I am even surprised she has 2 Children and none of them could dissuade her from taking this movie role. That was also how Meryl Streep flaunted her Buttocks In “Don’t Look Up”. It’s just as if ostentatious display of “Toto” and “Preek” means nothing to these Oyinbo people. Kai! Sango forbid bad thing. 1 Like 1 Share |
Autos / Re: 2014 Tokunbo Standard Lexus Es350 by Saturnalia(m): 8:54pm On May 02 |
Olamzmillz001: You should have asked for 70 Million Naira for this nonsense “used” vehicle, since you love money more than the rest of us. 4 Likes |
Health / Re: Help Me Confirm If I Am HIV Positive by Saturnalia(m): 12:46pm On May 02 |
I swear! Nairaland keeps losing it by the day. Someone goes to carry Olosho without seeking anybody’s advice. This nonentity then comes around seeking advice for the consequences of his actions. How does this post benefit me in any way? Am I a Medical Doctor? Or this person doesn’t have any Hospital in the community where he resides? Move productive Threads and Topics to the Frontpage that will add values to people’s lives and not this nonsensical kindergarten question & answer session. 9 Likes 1 Share |
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Saturnalia(m): 12:44pm On May 02 |
joseph1832: I’ve watched it like 7 times sef. There’s nothing I wouldn’t do to see my Jason Statham in action. I even love the Beekeeper more than Operation Fortune. Hugh Grant’s performance is the reason I couldn’t delete that movie. Some people on here keep saying the Beekeeper isn’t realistic. Shey in the 80’s wey we dey watch Chuck Norris movies or Rambo (First Blood) or Commando wey only them go enter a fortified Army Barracks and kill all the soldiers without getting so much as a bruise, were those movies realistic? Yet, those movies were what laid the foundation for actors that we love to watch on screens today. Laughable is the fact that majority of those castigating the Beekeeper are ardent lovers of Marvel or DCEU superheroes movies where somebody will fly from one Planet to the other without using any rocket engine. Would they also argue that those movies were realistic? When I watch any movie, as long as I get thoroughly entertained, I care less whether the movie is realistic or not. As for me, the Beekeeper - 2024 SWEET DIE! |
Politics / Re: Landmark Know A Day Like This Will Come by Saturnalia(m): 5:31pm On May 01 |
Everybody knew this day would come, so everybody Jejely vacated land that they know they did not buy. Landmark said lailai and started media rounds. Na wa ooo. Na to dey always exhibit this Jibiti & Gbajue tendencies yi ni sha everywhere they go. If an Hausa/Fulani is involved in this demolition exercise as a victim, you will not hear any noise. If a Niger Deltan is involved in this demolition exercise as a victim, you will not hear any noise. If a Yoruba is involved in this demolition exercise as a victim, you will not hear any noise. Na only them. Everywhere they go. Always trying to prove they’re smarter & wiser than the rest of us. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Landmark: Peter Obi Is inciting S/Easterners Against Tinubu - Umahi (vid, Pix) by Saturnalia(m): 4:29pm On May 01 |
Toooh! If to say Dave Umahi na Hausa/Fulani or Yoruba man, I for say he’s being mischievous but since Na fellow Igbo like Peteru Girigori aka Gbajue with him feminine ashewo voice; I will wait to hear wetin him one-way-traffic-nzogbu-nzogbu followers go talk. He’s just too tribalistic to rule this Country. Reno Omokri really opened his dirty Yansh to the whole world. And 2027 will be worse for him now that everybody from other ethnicities now know the specie of snake he is. If he likes, he can turban himself as the Sultan of Zamfara (pun intended), He will never be President of this Country. ***Modified*** Wow! They have begun cursing Umahi. So soon? These incorrigible charlatans were praising Dave Umahi a few weeks ago when he renovated the “Third Mainland Bridge”. Some of them even created comparison topics just to disparage Babatunde Fashola for being so inferior to Umahi; now they’re cursing Umahi for speaking the truth. They said the Landmark’s property demolished was worth $200 Million. No be only $200 Million, Na $200 Trillion. Awon alawada Keri-keri. I am glad their tomfoolery is being showcased to the whole world. 54 Likes 9 Shares |
Phones / Re: Why You Should Not Pose Like This When Taking Selfies by Saturnalia(m): 2:59pm On May 01 |
Wahala for those using fingerprints for anything on their phones. When I heard a story of how armed robbers chopped off the wrist of a lady who refused to unlock her phone for them some years ago, I gave myself brain and deactivated ANYTHING FINGERPRINT on all my Phones. As an old school leprechaun, I prefer doing things the old ways. Transaction oooo, Unlock oooo, Authentication oooo, Password oooo; Na alphanumeric I go input on my Phone. Any criminal that extracts my fingerprints in the hope of committing any fraudulent activity against me is wasting his time. Na those using Face ID I pity pass. If them give you correct multiple volleys of Igbati, Na you go voluntarily position your disfigured face for them (Armed Robbers) to carry on with their business. 2 Likes |
Phones / Re: Tiwa Savage At The HI TECH LAUNCH by Saturnalia(m): 9:40am On May 01 |
alpharoyalty: Even without makeup, Tiwa Na fine geh. She’s just an insatiable w-hore . Wetin vex me was how she dressed like a “Deeper Life Virgin Mary” on T.V. (Tying scarf, no earrings & shedding crocodile tears), just to garner sympathies, during her divorce with Tunji Balogun. Although that one sef na dunce wey no get sense. I’m yet to see his threats to deal with Davido materialize. |
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