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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Jumps To His Death In Malaysian Police Raid (Pic/Video) by Saturnalia(m): 5:47pm On Jan 23
I just love the Malaysian Police style. No time for nonsense. Take them to the top of residential skyscrapers and then make them fly like an Archangel - into their death.

If your family refuses to train you & instills discipline in you at home, Malaysian Police will curtail your inborn gri-gri & gra-gra from the top of their residential skyscrapers.

Other serious Countries should follow suit in order to curb the menace of drug-trafficking.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Shouldn't Have Appointed Cardoso As CBN Governor by Saturnalia(m): 8:05pm On Jan 22
TimeManager:

Lol, so a seasoned economist would magically replenish the treasury with loads of dollars he kept under his bed?. As an import-dependent country, how else do you earn FX?, what are you producing to earn you FX?. How much do you even have in your reserves when Cardoso took over?

-kiss the truth!

Thank you for this beautiful comment. I just do not understand the way these people reason.

So Olayemi Cardoso should be the one to bear the brunt of their incompetent & utterly corrupt tribesman who turned the CBN into a conduit pipe for siphoning our patrimony in his futile attempt to buy the loyalty of his masters up North & acquiring banks by proxy?

Since their kindergarten plot to foist their overnight messiah on Nigeria failed woefully, now all of them from that particular region have resorted to the campaign of calumny against the FG.

The good thing is, everybody from other parts of Nigeria can now see through their selfish & ulterior motives like a mirror.

I take solace in the way the Universal Law keeps dealing with all of them in their enclaves in spite of their daily wailings.

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Crime / Re: Your Time Is Up,’ Wike Tells Kidnappers Terrorising FCT by Saturnalia(m): 10:23pm On Jan 19
adedayoa2:
People wey no like Nigeria plenty pass people wey like Nigeria.

Hahahaa! Shey you no know before? Especially the people that are still bitter about losing a civil war that occurred over 5 decades ago, even though they were the ones who triggered the war.

But the Universal Law has a way of dealing with all of them and their children.

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Crime / Re: Man Beheads Woman In Adamawa Hotel Room, Flees With Her Head by Saturnalia(m): 4:21pm On Jan 19
Na wa ooo. The Government has to start killing these ungodly elements if they want the spate of these ritual killings to reduce to the barest minimum.

I learnt another incident like this occurred at Ijebu-Ode a few days ago.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iranian Colonel Hossein Ali Javadanfar Killed By Armed Men In Saravan, Iran by Saturnalia(m): 7:49pm On Jan 17
Creamypie:
A win win for the west

No, it isn’t a win win for the West. If the Cowardly gang of 30+ Countries are not so scared of Iran, they should move their fleet towards the Strait of Hormuz and bomb Iran rather than flexing their muscles with defenseless Yemen’s Houthis.

Not that I give a fvck about what happens between the 2 warring blocs (Axis of Evil & Axis of Resistance) but I hate hypocrisy from people like you.

If any sensible person or entity wants to tackle a problem, you deal with the said problem from its roots, and not just by attacking its leaves or branches.

If the West is telling us that the Yemen’s Houthis are being propped & funded by Iran, why not concentrate your forces on Iran to eradicate the problem once & for all, rather than chasing shadows - bombing helpless civilians in Yemen?

Muammar Gaddafi did not do 15% of what Iran is “allegedly” doing before the gang of 30 Countries invaded & killed him.

Trump killed Qasem Soleimani in 2020 and dared the Iranians to respond to his cowardly crime at the Baghdad Airport which killed Soleimani.

Guess what? The Iranians called his bluff and responded with severity, raining down ballistic missiles on 2 of her bases in Iraq – and Trump went silent for HOURS, with not so much as a tweet.

The Mainstream Media went into overdrive and denied any casualties were recorded.

Alas, Attached is the result of Iran’s retaliatory attacks on 2 of Amerikas bases in Iraq.

Those who do not know Amerika’s penchant for BLATANT LIES & PROPAGANDA are the Secondary School Children on Nairaland always posting nonsense to garner “useless likes”

Even the Pentagon knows that the day Amerika and her cowardly gang of 30+ Countries (called NATO) attacks Iran is the day NY, WA, IL, CA, TX & VA will be leveled & turned into radioactive dusts, including all her vassal states in Europe.

As always, for countless Billions of Dollars, Amerika can only send her army against illiterate savages armed with coconuts.

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Food / Re: Will You Accept This Gift From A Neighbor by Saturnalia(m): 7:22pm On Jan 15
writetopoker:
Only if she must chop with me

Of course, she go chop am with you since she is already an initiate of their witchcraft coven - and as such, she has the antidote of the potion.

Na your own destiny dem just need to transfer to their members. grin

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Politics / Re: Rivers: Resigned Commissioners Invited For Screening For Reappointment by Saturnalia(m): 2:13pm On Jan 15
BondRiv:
All these meddlesome interlopers here who played no role in Fubara's emergence, leave Rivers State alone!

Thank you for this beautiful comment. They are sore pained that their divide & rule tactics did not work on Fubara.

Did you see the way they were praising Fubara with ridiculous statements like “We are behind you, there’s no place for Godfatherism in Rivers e.t.c

Foolish, incorrigible, empty vessels.

The antecedents of these barbarians who don’t see anything good in anybody except themselves, and who derive joy in jubilating over the misfortunes of others - are known in every quarter.

They are especially pained because Wike obliterated their Terrorist Arm at Obigbo and told them to restrict their Terrorist Activities to their home States; and also because of how Wike treated their “Agulu Overnight Messiah” despicably (which he deserved) during the last Presidential Elections.

And so, for these, they want to see Wike burn at all cost.

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Business / Re: Woman Filmed Hawking Intimacy Gadget Publicly In Lagos Street by Saturnalia(m): 1:57pm On Jan 15
chukskafor:
You can imagine the level of rotteness our society have gone through, a woman old enough to be a grand mother displaying this kind of wares with such impunity, it goes a long way to tell you the type of life she led as a youth.... SMH

At least, she’s not peddling Cocaine, and she hasn’t committed any crime.

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Politics / Re: Billionaires Of Nigerian Origin by Saturnalia(m): 12:53pm On Jan 14
BloomingDale:


Lol. Do you know the number of partners in the firm that will share that amount? I counted 24.

Thank you jare. A lot of them do not know how the corporate business world works.

Even as the Chief Shareholder of that corporation, Adebayo could get less than $3 Billion from that money.

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Crime / Re: Arewa Community On X (Twitter) Are Raising Funds For Kidnappers by Saturnalia(m): 12:34pm On Jan 14
This thread should be moved to the front page so that the Politicians that are shedding crocodile tears & sending useless condolence messages on Twitter can make contributions.

Afterall, Banditry & Kidnapping are their brainchild.
Romance / Re: 70 Years Old Man No Gree For Any Woman This Year by Saturnalia(m): 10:36am On Jan 14
The person behind that Facebook account is obviously a daft Nigerian without a working brain.

Some key words gave him away. Indians do not write like this, and I am already guessing that it is the same nonentity that posted it on Nairaland to gather “useless” likes or attention.

It beats my imagination on how some people hide behind other peoples name, race & tribe to disseminate stupid messages just to sway the masses like they did on Twitter during the elections.

Reno Omokri dealt with a lot them by exposing their mediocrity & fraudulent lifestyles on Twitter.

I don’t know if it is an acute inferiority complex or low self esteem.

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Education / Re: 15 Reasons Why You Should Go To School � by Saturnalia(m): 2:04pm On Jan 13
muyico:
Mr teacher? Education didn't work in Nigeria, connection value Dan education, certificate is cheap commodity u can get here in Nigeria

This is the reason you can barely string a correct sentence together.

Do not send your children to school and be shouting “school na scam”. Na you and your family tree go suffer the consequences by carrying & polishing the shoes of their mates.

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Seven High Ranking Cultists In Lagos by Saturnalia(m): 1:50pm On Jan 13
Do not waste time in killing them, so as to serve as deterrent to others - who are completely useless to the society.

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Politics / Re: Ijaw Villagers Present Governor James Ibori With Fish, Money (Throwback Photos) by Saturnalia(m): 8:56am On Jan 13
Paraman:
Chai! See DBN shocked

Do you remember “Night Shift” with Israel Edjeren?

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Politics / Re: No Gree For Terrorists’ In 2024, DHQ Urges Nigerians by Saturnalia(m): 5:21pm On Jan 11
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
But terrorists no gree for benue, plateau and kaduna

Leave them make them dey cap nonsense.

The DHQ should up their game & deploy Military-Grade Drones to flush out these unscrupulous elements in their hideouts rather than motivating & deceiving the helpless victims to their death.

You see terrorists wielding AK-47 and you talk say you no go gree?

Ehn, we go read about your demise on Nairaland’s front page.

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Religion / Re: Inside Life: Tb Joshua Commits Suicide Taking His Own Life - Olunloyo by Saturnalia(m): 3:08am On Jan 11
Rexymania:
They should allow this man rest in peace. Since I was in Jss2 I've been hearing negative things before his death, now I'm 30+....haba, should allow him rest

Isaiah 48:22 - There is no peace, says the LORD, for the wicked.

Instead of joining the bandwagon of the people defending him, you should learn from this drama so that you do not fall & end up in the same pit as TB Joshua.

The era of using boju-boju to deceive gullible sheeples is gradually coming to an end.

E remain that womanizer from Edo that has been accused by many different ladies.

You cannot sow guava and reap pineapple. E no possible.

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Politics / Re: Betta Edu: When Obasanjo, Yar'adua Were Presidents - TonyeBarcanista by Saturnalia(m): 10:56am On Jan 08
Betta Edu is obviously serving the interests of some powerful corrupt entities - who want her to remain in that office perpetually until the end of this administration.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Ranks 22nd In Cheapest Petrol Prices Globally - Global Petrol Prices by Saturnalia(m): 9:31pm On Jan 07
What kind of nonsense statistics is this? Is this an attempt to justify the ridiculous PMS pump price in Nigeria?

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Culture / Re: Checkout Countries That No Longer Exist On This Planet Earth (photos) by Saturnalia(m): 6:33pm On Jan 06
The tragedy of humanity began with the loss of the “submerged” continents of Atlantis and Lemuria.

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Romance / Re: Funny Quotes I Saw At A Bar by Saturnalia(m): 12:36pm On Jan 06
The second quote got me thinking.

”Why Do Ladies Endure The Poverty of Their Parents But Can’t Endure The Poverty of Their Husband?”

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Celebrities / Re: Terry G Begs For Financial Assistance From Davido, Wizkid, Others by Saturnalia(m): 12:24pm On Jan 06
kingthreat:
I give it to 2Shotz.
He was reigning as at the time Terry G was reigning. But small small he started realizing that his music was phasing away and the younger dawgs were taking over so he quickly relocated to America.
But here is Terry G, who was once the highest paid by Alaba at a time. Spent his money on weed, drugs and of course to still feel like a celeb bough a range rover that had an accident and end of story. Here he is begging. Seems he's going to be begging for a while.

You’re correct. Not just 2Shotz but also eLDee The Don. He relocated to Atlanta, GA. Once your discerning spirit is strong, you will know when to get out while the ovation is loudest.

My best eLDee song is “One Day”.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBxUJd_cI40

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Meets Ohanaeze Leaders In Imo by Saturnalia(m): 11:16pm On Jan 05
marsman:
Obasanjo bending to talk to ordinary ohaneaze chieftains, yet he had the guts to disgrace Yoruba kings. This man is truly a Bastard.

I am beginning to think along this line. OBJ is a shameless, incorrigible, hate-filled, power-hungry & egotistical monster who wouldn’t hesitate to throw his entire family under the bus for cheap political relevance.

That was how the werey lied that Olu Agunloye (his former Power & Steel Minister) awarded a contract of US6 Billion Dollars without his consent & approval.

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/651220-6bn-hydropower-project-efcc-declares-former-minister-wanted.html

In all honesty, I think Obasanjo is overrated.

This is simply the reason I don’t take advice from EVERY elderly person, because foolish people grow old too.

The fact that someone is old and has grey hair doesn’t mean they are full of wisdom.

That was also how he lied that he never pursued “3rd term” while in office.

If anybody wants to know how useless & despicable Obasanjo truly is, read Iyabo Obasanjo’s Open Letter To Him - and you will never respect this agbaya again.

https://www.nairaland.com/7507392/revisiting-iyabo-obasanjos-open-letter

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Narrates How A Follower And His Friend Ended Up In Togo Prison by Saturnalia(m): 11:29am On Jan 04
You see, this what I keep telling people. Never take any advice from the internet mob.

When you see them shouting “Japa, Japa” up & down, like deranged lunatics, you would not know that they are temptations sent to complicate your “not very bad” life for you.

Some would argue, that nobody succeeds in life without taking one form of risk or another. Yes, if you must take risks, you take calculated risks that would at least tilt the odds in your favour.

You saw Nnamdi traveled to Spain by road through the Libyan deserts and you want to copy him.

You saw Adekunle traveled to Belgium through Togo, and you want to copy him.

You saw Suleman traveled to Asia by stowing away on a cargo ship, and you want to copy him.

You will just die before your time.

Majority of these nonentities parroting the “Japa Syndrome” are directionless secondary school dropouts, without any life goals, and who are only looking for more lives to pull into their miseries.

A man who has no confidence, and is easily influenced by nonentities is already twice defeated in the race of life.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause & reflect.

Everybody has their own “Life Graph”. You are on your own time clock, do not compare yourself to others.

For example, look at those unfortunate souls languishing in the Togolese Prison, as a result of their desperation & stupidity, their families would think they are already in Canada or USA, not knowing that their life’s journey has been set back by 2 decades.

You see others selling their properties to travel to the UK or Canada, and you follow suit, when tragedy & calamity befalls you, as a result of your unpreparedness & misplaced priorities, you would then start crying foul about your village people.

A word, they say, is enough for the wise.

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Culture / Re: Things Nigerians Call Twice by Saturnalia(m): 4:28pm On Jan 03
Gbomo Gbomo

Rada Rada

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Politics / Re: Rivers Crisis: My Decision To Embrace Peace Not Out Of Fear – Fubara by Saturnalia(m): 2:01pm On Jan 03
Na wa ooo. Why can’t this garrulous guy just keep quiet for once and move on? He has been issuing needless press statements since last week.

He should be wary of the people goarding him into a fight with Wike, not because they genuinely love him but simply because they have an axe to grind with Wike.

Wike took a preemptive precaution by ordering the obliteration of their Terrorist Arm at Obigbo and told them to restrict their Terrorist Activities to their home States.

Any sane mind would have done the same in order to prevent these unscrupulous elements from plunging his State into chaos & anarchy, thereby prompting the FG to declaring a State of Emergency - as was done in 2004 during Obasanjo’s administration in Plateau State.

Fubara should check the history of these barbarians who do not see anything good in anybody except themselves, and who derive joy in jubilating over the misfortunes of others.

I do not like Wike because he’s very pompous and exhibits this nauseating God complex.

But;

A man who doesn't keep his word is like a broken mirror, the reflection is distorted and unreliable.

A man who doesn’t keep his word is like a ship without a rudder.

A man who doesn’t keep his word is like a snake shedding its skin, leaving behind a trail of broken promises.

A man who doesn’t keep his word is like a cloud without rain, empty and unfulfilled.

A man who doesn’t keep his word is like a book without pages, unreadable and unimportant.

A man who doesn’t keep his word is like a map without directions, lost and directionless.

A man who doesn’t keep his word is like a tree without roots, easily swayed by the wind.

And finally,

A man’s honor and integrity are defined by his ability to keep his word.

Fubara should desist from entertaining & issuing useless press statements, in order not to reignite & escalate the already doused tensions in Rivers State.

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Politics / Re: Ban Sports Betting Apps: Reno Omokri Tells FG by Saturnalia(m): 1:35pm On Jan 03
I agree with Reno Omokri, not only from the financial standpoint, but also because:

Gambling is the child of avarice, the brother of iniquity, and the father of mischief.

A lot of indisciplined people borrow & steal to fund this ungodly addiction & attempt to acquire wealth.

1 Timothy 6:9-10, makes it abundantly clear:

“Those who want to get rich fall into temptation and a trap and into many foolish and harmful desires that plunge people into ruin and destruction.

For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil. Some people, eager for money, have wandered from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs”.

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Politics / Re: Tunji-Ojo: Automatic Passport Application Process To Start January 8 by Saturnalia(m): 10:54am On Jan 02
insidelife22:
He seems to be true to his calling.

Exactly. Imagine having 12 competent minds like this guy in any cabinet? The Country will experience a rapid transformation.

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Taunts Peter Obi For Flying A Private Jet To Plateau State by Saturnalia(m): 6:09am On Jan 01
Cantonese:
Attention seeker. He expects Obi to go by road as a show of the suffering inflicted on Nigerians by the likes of Omokri.

He's discarded Atiku, works hard to get a job with Tinubu. Meanwhile Obi's name puts food on his table. Look at his head like that of an agama lizard.

Na wa ooo. You guys are totally irredeemable.

If Peter Obi had not lied that he doesn’t fly Private Jet, would Reno be taunting him?

Why don’t you address the numerous lies told by Peter Obi to deceive gullible Nigerians, (that are now being bursted by Reno on a daily) ?

That was how he also lied that Tinubu sent out WhatsApp messages against him that he would destroy Lagos, when it was actually a dumb Obidient called “Powell Glad Legbe” that disseminated the messages just to paint Tinubu in a bad light.

Look at another myopic post up there, saying I should ignore Reno? Why would I ignore somebody that keeps bursting your bubbles of utopia, lies, intimidation & propaganda? He presents facts and not playing Nzogbu-Nzogbu politics garnished with gri-gri & gra-gra.

Although I did not vote, but those who did really dodged a bullet.

He thought intimidating the “sane” electorates could take him into Aso Rock.

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Romance / Re: Why Are You Still Single, Any Plan Of Setting Down Next Year? by Saturnalia(m): 8:53pm On Dec 31, 2023
Settling Down ? For this biting economy? Unless the woman and her family go raise £6 Billion (Six Billion GBP) for me. After all, Na dem go benefit for the marriage.

The era of monkey dey work, baboon dey chop ended with Buhari’s administration.

If you don’t know, go and conduct research into those that settled down between 5 & 20 years ago, majority of them are currently jumping into the Lagos Lagoon.

Abi una wan turn me into a laughing stock & werey osan gan-gan like this guy man below?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Person That Can Ran Errand Every Now And Then In Abuja. by Saturnalia(m): 3:57am On Dec 31, 2023
ugotaya:
Hi Nairalander,
I need a person that can ran errand every now and then in Abuja.
Must reside in Abuja and know your way in and out of the city especially goverment organisations.
If choosen you will use your own money to excute the project and then get paid immediately you submit your task.
I need a reliable person and a go getter.
Good for someone that want to make small extras.

Please check my profile and send me an email. Serious person only.
Thanks



After reading your post, I clicked on your profile to check out your previous topics, and I was drawn to the topic titled “Ocean of Wisdom”.

The paragraph below immediately caught my attention.

“And if the rich won't help the poor grow at least they should not kill the spirit of a struggling man.”

The above quotation touched me and I tried to juxtapose it with your intention in this thread, and I can’t help but ask the following questions:

Why is it so difficult for Nigerians to practice what they preach?

In one thread, you admonish people never to kill the spirit of a struggling man, yet here you are looking for a slave that will run errands for you - using their own money?

How does this selfish endeavor that you seek translate into helping people to grow?

In this harsh economy with biting fuel costs?

Why don’t you recruit your siblings or family members from your village for such “profitable” tasks if what you seek isn’t slavery?

Or don’t you have reliable people & go getters in your family?

This is the reason I have always characterized people by their actions and never by their foolish words.

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Romance / Re: Pass Here At 2am Or Go Back To Your Ex by Saturnalia(m): 9:04pm On Dec 29, 2023
Starboytwo:
That's why a good gun is good.

Anybody wey near me go collect, even spirit.

Gun ke? Why would I need a gun for this shikini road wey be like the road to the stream in my village ?

Na only halogen lamp and a sharpened 1974 machete (asawana) I need.

What is certain is that the first 20 people or spirits that would do anyhow would be decapitated & butchered like a sallah ram.

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