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hahahahhahaahahahaha!!! even the association of witches and wizards Nig. limited have come to say they never receive a dime too.

forkadict:
If na dat one, US subs patrol every single ocean in the world. And most of them undetected. The President of the US being referred to as the most powerful man on the planet no be by mouth. As for your claim that their presence is obvious and known, I guess that is because they are in a friendly territory or waters. Otherwise, no one would have known. Stealth is an inherent property in the design and construction of US subs.

Meanwhile, this naija is one messed up country. We never consider merit in anything we do in this country. As I sabi pray reach, dem no share one kobo out of the 370 milla come my side o.

nic one bro! i also feel they are protecting their economic interest. But when shall we upgrade as a nation to this level?

airsaylongcon:
I cannot say whether they are undetected or not but I know that as a friendly nation, the US Government will communicate with Command HQ if they have a vessel go through our waters. I can authoritatively tell you that there were at least 50 elite US Marine commandos in Lagos before, during and immediately after the elections all under official cover but their arrival in the country was communicated to the appropriate authorities.

If there are unauthorised military movements within Nigerian waters and our Navy engages them (agreed we will be defeated) the bad publicity for the USG is something they want to avoid. They've got a lot of economic interests here and are patrolling to protect them

Sometimes i wonder what really qualifies us as a nation. Is it the geographical landmass alone? There are lots of things happening in this nation but we don't know. They happen under our nose but little do we know about it.

Did you know that submarines from US passes through our waters undetected? I wont say more than this. I have noticed this twice since i began offshore work in Nigeria. In fact they come here for surveilance, not like they are 'passerby'. A lot of people who are aware of this claim of mine, or who have seen this beast live are just ordinary people like me.

In fact, then we became use to it, because its presence was obvious and known. I doubt our country's defence knows this. They won't know, it is sharing $2.5billion dollars for election and earmarking 370million naira for special prayers, they are good at.

I love knowing deeper secrets than what meets the eyes. We have a lot as a nation to do. Some countries have mapped out 150 years plan for genertions unborn. Yet all that graces our news headlines are 'GRAFT CASES'. #HopeNotLost#

with the way EFCC is inviting culprits these days, is it not time they began building a new complex or annex to accomodate in-coming thieves? We also need to expand the capacity of our prisons across the nation, because i see my own street going scanty in the coming months...

I am happy you were blessed.

whatsupguys:
Saved2Serve, thank you for that post. I wonder why you removed it. It was of immense benefit to me and I have adknowledge. How much I wished I knew this earlier. Although I took time to thank my assessors at the beginning of each session, but the letter been better by far. Thanks bro.

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Thank you! don't stoke fire. When you find people on forum like this and in real life trying to go for the jugular. Please be the justice of peace. Try and broker peace. An eye for an eye, leaves the world blind

ladyF:
lol don't we all love drama?

Congrats Saved2Serve

Thanks forkadict. I am on transit, runing with a vision. If you have a vision and lie down with it, then you become a liar. I am on the move, till they call. That situation will sort itself out. It is foolhardiness waitng for a single opportunity when there are millions unearthed. Let the opportunity catch up with me. We will cross the bridge when we get there. Meanwhile, some indigent and destitute naija kids some where in the slum needs a ray of hope and food to eat. I need to run along to make my visions grow wings while NLNG sorts herself out.

If we go still come bonny, God go steer the course. You have been an inspiration bro..remain blessed..Thank you all for your good wishes. @dway4ward and airsaylongcon, you guys are making a whole lot of sense. I understand you both constructively but you guys seem to be at cross-purposes. Whatever you find your hand doing, i believe you can touch the world with it. You can serve humanity with it. That is where i stand. There are zillions of platforms to serve humanity and make the world a better place. The traffic wardfer is doing his bit, the ED of a reputable Oil firm is doing his. Just have that mindset to serve and there will be no limitations to your service.

forkadict:
Big congratulations to you on your new offer bro. I wish you the very best. But what if our guys from Bonny come calling? What then happens?

Nice one anyways.

if you are a hopeful for pre-employment medical examination. kindly write your resignation letter now (an act of faith), print it out. Speak to it, pray upon it. Stick it on your room wall and pray upon it every morning for God to expedite its postage. Meanwhile, i have got another Job. Good offer!! Glory be to God! I have my medicals coming up soon. Some one gave a pre-medical prep tips. So funny; The eve of the med-exam day, eat good number of banana, of course you know the immediate health benefits of banana. Google it. Skip breakfast on the d-day. Take a glass of water in the morning. If you have not taken your hepatitis-A vaccine or whatever hepa- endeavor to do so.

Let us support this government to build a better Nigeria. we have no other home on this planet. You will ever be a second class citizen anywhere you travel to. East, west, North and south, Home is the best....I dey tell you for real. You are first off a NIGERIAN before being a wailer or a hailer. Saved2serve's home coming Q1 of 2016. May God bless you all. Amii!!!

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chill joor! given her character out means what? You just gave your character out as a clone of her husband. You are the type that would take your wife as a piece of object and boxing bag. So, she shouldn't talk? Because she is a wife, she doesn't have bile to snap at such a wicked act on her by one who was suppose to defend her from such assault? So, it is just we the men who has bile and temperament to go bunkers? Doesn't she have blood flowing throw her veins?

You expected her to submit and eulogize her beasty horseband on his birthday? Until you begin to realize that your wife deserve as much respect, decorum, care and love that you demand from her, you will forever carry on with animalistic tendencies.

These are the kind of men who can't fight their fellow men. For im mind, him don give person red eye. Pray it is not your sister..

braine:
Seen. The message alone has given her character out already.

he shouldn't have cursed out on you, granted! But i felt you should have given him that money trusting that he will reinburse you upon his return. I dont know if he has a record of indebtedness or you just that care to oblige him of that help and keep your own need pending till evening (sacrifice). I still maintain that cursing u was extreme. Yes! it hurts us when we ask for a little help from our chicks (wives) and they turn it down. The reaction differs in men. Then again, some men tend to flip and take to bizzare decisions when under financial frustrations. The state of bankruptcy is the state best used to define a "MAN". If you allow it get a better part of you, then you will be always controlled by circumstances.

Please i will admonish you to always try to give your man the benefit of doubt (that undeserved assisance) no matter what; at least to a very measurable extent. For it helps you to take a clear cut stand on your actions. Now, you are regretting for not giving him. He too stooped so low to have gone to your sister; doesn't he have hommies? It is a bad precedence. Next time, don't allow 2k to cause this sort of problem.

What you will do is to understand why your sister gave him the money. i guess she will also admonish you to learn how to help your man. it is not easy for men to ask for monetary help. we put our ego to the grind to do that. YOu ought to have known that paying back wouldn't be a problem. I

I feel he lashed out on you terribbly because, he put down his ego to ask for a 'common' 2k from someone closest to him and he was turned down. He had nothing to loose or be ashamed of anymore, so he had to ask your sister. it was indeed a pressing need. Going to work in the morning.........please before you two say goodnight today, make sure both of you iron out this trash and reconcile.

if you sleep tonight begruding him, you may find yourself in a bad place perhaps u didnt make it back here... (spirit of unforgiveness)

aint you tired of stupidity or you were born like this?

Dotmax53:

ENDTIME EXCAVATOR

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whatsupguys:
Why na?? Please don't do that ooo.....you are one of our sure padi here abeg. You and forkadict.

done! may you all comply to this instruction as i have.

airsaylongcon:
You are providing overly specific information which I think might be detrimental to someone working inside. This kind of information are called "leaks" and should be imprecise. Mentioning a specific opening as haven't submitted a list almost immediately identifies your source as this is information that is available to a very tiny subset of people. Edit and ask everyone one that quoted you to do same. For the sake of your source

lol

naastyme:
With luck u would be skipping the medical stage then

everyone who qouted should edit or expunge. i have done so...may not comment here anytime again

sorry bro, i was not locking up. I have been separated from my tools lately. I will go through the thread to give your questions good answers. No vex!!

ItsTime4me:
Even though u dey lock up for all d questions i dey ask u let me stil ask u, how your interview today? wishing u success

Heew! !! How are you house? Keep the faith folks. Meanwhile a have a story to tell. I love gist oh.... but will do that when I get out of this V.I. traffic gridlock. My gist will inspire someone, just someone.

My brother, strength I have none to fight, even if I had it I will use it to defend your insecurity and fears. I cannot bear any intent of maiming you. No! Its not in my nature. Bikko obi gi juru (may ur heart be at ease for peace sake).

From that part of my heart that knows no sin nor hatred, I apologise for the pallpitations and trauma. NanaF, I thank u for accepting my apology.

Those asking for my head, I would have gladly laid it on the chopping table if its decapitation would mean the extinction of 'headaches' as a dis-ease in the world! Once again, I am regretfully sorry but I meant well for u all and I still do. Happy new month to you all.

Prinzofparis:
I no gree oh...we must fight this night!!!!
you want kill person pikin?...we must fight today oh!!!

hahahaha! !! Oboy that kuena was a character. He almost committed suicide when he couldn't get the nlng job. He sold his spirit and soul to it....lol. no! We don't chase the things of life that way. I have come so near to earning like Christian Ronaldo but it didn't work. We call it goal - aiyee! Success. A near success story. I handle such situations effortlessly. No be today my brother. Nlng no reach give me high blood pressure. No na a a a! ! Don't say I will end up like kuena, me no wan go USA I take God beg you. I love Nigeria. It was a big ending for kuena, for he is doing amazingly great in US. I have seen it all in this oil and gas industry. From huge and massive salary to none, back to big salary with great pecks and still wishing you were close to home. The truth is that there is a point in life where the little things that the less privileged have becomes the dream of the rich. My life is not synonymous with kuena but you may say it is because you feel the way I post here depicts my obsession for the nlng job. No sir!!! NLNG will be paying me less than what I earn but I need to get close to home as soon as possible. Please I have interview in lagos on Wednesday. Just wish me well.

As for my date of reckoning, it wasn't to deceive a anyone. I could have easily told you what happened and what is really on ground but for sake of the fact that these HR guys follow these thread I will keep mute. One of them told me this in clear terms. In fact, know this, I mean good for everyone here. I could give up my job slot to help the next jobless dude, that is my kind of person. I love to share information, maybe it's my weakness. Please don't take this life too hard. That my information did not prove reliable at the nick of time, does not mean I was lying. Something happened. Sorry dear all for the shock or inconveniences this may have caused you. I am not a joker...love you all.

ceetee:
Everyone with their typical Monday gra gra. By Wednesday you will cool down.
I even doubt if my post above is valid.
I’m convinced we won’t hear from them anytime we expect (our senior colleagues will attest to that).
For me this year has been one of immense joy and fulfilment.
For those putting all their eggs in NLNG’s basket I don’t know what to say without being insultive.
Saved2Serve just reminds me of Kuwena in the 07 recruitment.
As always Father let your will be done. #holidaysonmymind

"Don't bicker no more" simply means continue the bickering. If you are admonishing both, why quote forkadict abi u wan be corruptible judge? Meanwhile, at that atima-T, venue-V, occasion-O shall all karid nlng hopefuls be made hyperkarid entities. Guys check ur mails today by 5:30pm.

dway4ward:
Eyin Agba mejeeji yi, ema ja oh. We are just here clan-like on this journey. If the time had been short, you never would have seen our deep fears manifested for some to insinuate some of us are weak. But Ebola happened, and elections happened and oil crash happened. All occurrences that affected our NLNG processing time and simultaneously other possible options.

So guys, don't bicker no more, time happened and our deep fears manifested. It's not that we are weak, we are just human and could do nothing but be human. Make una two no fight again, biko.

Na new york you call

Atmmachine:
Bullshit.
Just stop lying.
I pierced my ears.
I have visible tattoos all over my body.
Why do i have a good paying office job ??

You need to see how many tattoos the police guys do have on their bodies here in New York.
Why were they hired ??

Where u born this way?

menix:
End Time Refuse dump..

Just as zenar admonished us to standout in all we find ourselves doing. I can see you are hell bent on standing out in stupidity and foolishness. You are there already boy. Your moniker and comments are now synonymous with foolishness.

Have this fish brain as ur award!

kay29000:
Hmm! It seems the woman has fallen in love with Bashir.

My dear don't be stupefied, some of them are born that way. At times the devil himself gets so shocked at what some human hearts construct not to say the least their brain. If you were doubting that rumor that cows were counted in our last national population census, doubt no more for it is not a farce. That statement by princenwokeji butresses that claim.

Caracta:
Smh. Such a backward mentality. How do you people do this? How do you choose to be super negative? Jeeeez!!!

You being a resposible parent just correct an errant kid. Let's never get tired of correcting and teaching these disgruntled kids on nairaland. We must do our bits as parents else we will have gangsters as future leaders. Never give up!

blueseacats:
No she's not , she just saw something creative and decided to share with Nigerians what our future as a hardworking nation should look like.

You being a resposible just correct an errant kid. Let's never get tired of correcting and teaching these disgruntled kids on nairaland. We must do our bits as parents else we will gangsters as future leaders. Never give up!

blueseacats:
No she's not , she just saw something creative and decided to share with Nigerians what our future as a hardworking nation should look like.

Then make I focus on my palm oil business. I will go far with it.

ethene:
Breaking news! Due to the crash in oil price, NLNG have slashed the starting salary of their GT to N50,000. Its real and serious read sunday sun.

Thank you forkadict. That means we all are on same page now. I wish everyone success. The wait is more medical than engineering. U get woramsayin?

forkadict:
I was just about to say that I hope the GTs will not be annoyed that EHs have come to hijack their thread but then I was like 'shebi dem too dey come EH thread. So no yawa.'

Well I am surprised by your claim of your transport expenses not being reimbursed to date. That is serious. I really don't understand what's going on.

I am one of the very few EHs that will be coming in from other sectors outside oil and gas. I have my 'gbef' experience in manufacturing. I still remember the complex and anxiety i surferred on the interview date seeing many guys from the oil and gas industry. NNPC, Shell, etc. I was like 'Ogbeni forkadict, na which experience you get wey you wan face these guys so?' Then the word of the Lord from the book of Zacharia came to me that ' This is the word of the Lord unto forkadict that it is not by power nor by might but by my spirit' And really and truly, everything else is history.

As for formal/scheduled training, I don't think there will be any training in the beginning. But perhaps training may be arranged later for anyone with egregious short comings if such short comings are discovered with time. But as for me, I don't expect any training apart from OJT.

I wish you the very best in your interview. You really have options to play with o. And I envy you sha.

As for the rest of your post, GTs Don pass all that level tey tey o. Na medicals dem dey brace up for so.

Am not suppose to complain over delay on interview outcome cus 30th go make am 2weeks. When GTs hv blown out 12 freaking week n still counting.

Nlng whenever you guys are ready to tell me my fate, no yah! My own na ahead ahead. Say mk I no honor interview invitation unto sake I dey hope for good news from Nlng? That would be foolhardiness n stupidity.

Even God won't be happy with me. Faith is not turning down interview invitation on the believe that nlng will offer me a job. No! That is stupidity n factory-fitted folly. Ahead ahead! No pausing, keep going. No standing here! No waiting here! Cars are parked at owners risk!

30Th November 5:30pm is the date